Brit/pol/ chicken periods

Actual thread on creation

Convincing statement.

Id say, eggs are the perfect fully self contained diet to grow a lifeform.

yeah.. they have been destroying crops for a few years now. all the bees have been killed by them.. it aint climate change its the whole nwo trying to take over. just remember the ones that bring the solutions and food are the ones that did this.

chicken and yummy eggs

you now remember bill gates buying swathes of farmland

Chicken period

You'd think, but no.

A human egg is tiny and looks like this.
The human period is flesh rotting off and falling out in a bloody mess.
The two just aren't the two, period and egg, just aren't the same

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Similar to British Muslims with Islamic terror groups, more British Jews currently serve in the IDF than in the British Armed Forces, despite most having ancestors who arrived in the 19th century.

Another cool integration fact: 70% of Jewish schoolchildren in Britain are in Jewish schools!

Wonder what number of the remaining 30% study at plurality Jewish private schools in and around North London like Habs & UCS - as this guy did.

When you actually think it through a bit, you realise the clear majority of British Jews only have meaningful friendships with other Jews and marry within the group. No European group in Britain would ever behave like that beyond the first generation.

Wow, 200 years and they’re still subversive parasites, who knew?

Other fun facts

The number of Jewish pupils in Jewish schools has more than doubled since the 1990s

60% of Jewish pupils in Jewish schools are Strictly orthodox

Four of five Haredi children attend private schools

One in four parents reported their children experienced antisemitism when attending school

Lol what, how?

Community litter pick with me local church done, that's my good karma earned until next time waheyyyy

Sick of these muslamics lads

Israel has really fucked things up for the jews. They went too hard, and now it's all coming out.

The egg white is literally a placenta

> 60% of Jewish pupils in Jewish schools are Strictly orthodox

> Four of five Haredi children attend private schools

> One in four parents reported their children experienced antisemitism when attending school

Jews jewing Jews. Many such cases.

Vertical farming

Is that like uphill gardening?

I support non white immigration into the united kingdom, especially muslim immigration.

Josh is a paedophile

eggs are made out of chickens
chickens are made of eggs
life is a flat circle

yeh... something like that.
some people are actually growing mico greens in their basements (totally organic) and selling direct to restaurants for a premium. Making $150,000 a year

Dinosaurs came from eggs
Chickens came from Dinosaurs

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poeple should have sex

uphill gardening

life is egg

eggception

gonna bum her

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Any of you lads got a book to recommend me? Someone suggested "the wake" and "ghetto side" to me here many years ago and they were both great reads. Any more suggestions?

Marabou Stork Nightmares

Antisemitism can cause Jews to retreat into Jewish-only spaces, an issue that should be of concern to anyone who cares about building a more cohesive and understanding society. JPR research conducted in the summer of 2024 found that 23% of British Jewish parents with school-age children reported that their child or children had experienced antisemitism either at school (12%), in the vicinity of school (6%) and/or travelling to or from school (9%). Perhaps surprisingly, parents with children in Jewish schools were almost as likely as those with children in mainstream schools to say this. However, there are key differences. Parents of children in a Jewish school are more likely to report that they experienced antisemitism while travelling to or from school (13%) rather than at school (3%). In contrast, those with children in a mainstream school are more likely to report their children experienced antisemitism at school (21%) rather than travelling to/from it (2%). Reflecting on whether the October 7th attacks in Israel and the war in Gaza had affected their thinking about where to educate their children, 20% of those with children in a mainstream school said they would now be more likely to send their children to a Jewish school. This proportion doubles for parents whose children have experienced antisemitism while attending a mainstream school.

They try and qualify via the commute but lol still

how you gonna bum a jar of ashes?

Both groups (correctly) believe, as demonstrated by their revealed behaviour, that Britain is merely their temporary lodging and that their true kin are overseas.

Note also that despite the cliches about Jews (like Indians) being “well integrated” their rates of intermarriage with the English or of service in HM Armed Forces are much lower than, say, Afro-Caribbeans.

I think part of the reason they like living in racially diverse areas (and supporting areas becoming them) is so their daughters aren’t tempted to marry into English middle-classes which they would without societal pressure, which does happen when they go to goyish schools, unis

They’re scared of the shiksas and the khazar milkers attracting deano with rizz

deanos day out
the duck and the ice cream
breadwars
a history of fizzy drinks
shipping logistics log book

The Curious Case of Joshua Cornhole

Against a dark background by iain banks

Antisemitism can cause Jews to retreat into Jewish-only space

They do that by choice before the "anti-semitism" even starts.

Is that latexanon?

rubbing against a dark background by iain wanks

Well worth the read? It doesn't seem like something I'd usually read, but could be interesting.

Panda Pop: the wonder years
The art of dough by Patrick Warburton
Polly and the Lollipop Man

Their definition of “anti semitism” now has expanded to not sucking Israel’s cock for their war, none of the words they say have actual meaning

Vegans have to constantly gross themselves out on a daily basis in order to convince themselves to stay on their shit miserable diet.

You watching PMQs lads?

Panda pop gets too psychological for my tastes, seemed the author was trying to cram too much in of his own knowledge during the comedown scenes and it takes away from immersion

women, you with your vaginas, and of course men with their penises
what great things can come from simple devices when together they have sex

Keir just called Kemi a nigger!

You might like Yellow Fever: the Sunny D Days

Potatoes are flower testicles.

Can you sell me on this? The only sci-fi book(s) I've ever read were the first few dunes and I'm convinced the first one was the best sci-fi book ever written and haven't been able to complete one since. I tried a couple of Heinlein book, but they didn't conpare. This does has good reviews so might try the the sci-fi genre again.

I didn't hear that

I'm just waiting to hear from Sir Ed Davey. Sensible common sense centrism.

He's on now!

Women are SO disgusting

it's rare to find erotic fiction handled with such elegant asian skill, you forget the broader implications of forced nooder play because of the deft stylisms of our horny maestro

least homosexual frenchman

*earth eggs
everything in the universe is either an egg, or not an egg

This time of day is the worst time of day to be on Anon Babble. It's so fucking flooded with delusional euroniggers it's barely usable. God I hate nu/pol/ eurotroons the most. They're so much worse than leafs. At least leafs know they are ridiculous and are usually taking the piss. These eurofaggots really think they are brilliant and well-informed even though their only sources of information are state and quasi state media.

The only redeeming quality of this cursed hour is that Brits are also here.

Resonating.
With me glans.
Just, pyar hummin'

This time is either people who are sweating and seething in their call centre jobs, or people who haven't left the house for over 6 months

Not really feeling it, the lay out is a bit annoying too. Thanks for the suggestion though, anon.

ode to women

oh women with your vagina and breast like breasts, bring sex in baskets lest we forget to have sex
don't have me arrested in this festival of love
where we are treading no policeman may litigate
for sex is being had this moment
and the crime of rape is merely a muddy reflection of passion, where peace is all abound

No worries.
The writing layout is unique. It always reminded me of some of the posting styles on here.
Mair posts like Roy Strang

thank you

Classic sci-fi : The Masks Of Time
English history: The Kings Revenge
Both excellent books.

The new mayor of Rotherham, where Pakistani gangs raped white children for years, is a Pakistani woman

On May 20, the city inaugurated a new mayor. This position was taken by Ruksana Ismail, who became the 120th head of the city. Her term in office will last until May 2026.

In the British city of Rotherham, Pakistani migrants raped more than 1,300 children from 1980 to 2013. Underage British women were also lured into prostitution. In January 2015, a report was released revealing that Pakistani gangs raped every sixth girl in the city.

Leafs are the worst posters on Anon Babble

Pro-Kremlin propagandists have issued a fresh threat to Britain as they called for exploding a nuclear bomb over London - a devastating move that would prompt a new global war. One of Vladimir Putin’s chief TV warriors, Vladimir Solovyov, said nuclear targets included London - as well as Finland and Sweden.

paper tiger is doing its paper tiger thing again

The worshipful scriveners forage
spaceship star man 2
planet of the rapes

as they called for exploding a nuclear bomb over London

based, willy big now

np buddy

exploding a nuclear bomb over London

GOOD

West Nile virus has been detected in mosquitoes collected in Britain for the first time, as diseases borne by the insects spread further afield due to climate change. Fragments of genetic material linked to the virus were found in two samples of Aedes vexans mosquitoes collected in July 2023 by UK Health Security Agency (UKHSA) from wetlands on the River Idle near Gamston in Nottinghamshire.

Usually found in birds, the virus is endemic in many parts of the world, including regions of Europe, Africa, the Middle East, West and Central Asia, North America, South America, the USA and Australia. Its range had expanded in recent years to northern and western regions of mainland Europe. In rare cases, mosquitoes can transmit the virus to humans or horses. There is currently no vaccine for humans.

lololol
got an hmo full of gorilla giganiggers near you?
youre gonna get mozzed

the insects spread further afield due to climate change

Bit racist to call migrants insects.

Aedes vexans

River Idle

Gamston

fake names

catching malaria in Maidstone

catching cholera in Chelmsford

catching diphtheria in Darlington

Funny how all books that are considered 'anti semitic' are extremely expensive, I'd read them if not.

Going to order "The kings revenge", thanks, anon.

Ordered it, sounds like a good read.

I've ordered the kings revenge, against a dark background and also "the prince" by Machiavellian to add to my collection of historically influential books. Cheers, lads.

Just wait till the midge's get it.

Southport stabbings survivor launches campaign to end use of traditional kitchen knives

you lads ready for cutting your veggies with a spoon?

The top 10 war films streaming on Netflix right now - not Saving Private Ryan

nudgenudgenudgenudge

you should also read The Litany of Remedies by Dr Thomas Coolidge, he has a library named after him in Oxford. It's a seminal classical if you can get around the obtuse language.

He retells an occasion whereby an army officer stormed a party of which he was in attendance and demanded he rescue his friend. Turned out the man was neither an army officer nor was his friend in need of rescue, they had all merely taken too much ale and were promptly flogged by the kings men, much to the amusement of Dr Coolidge.

You can get the number 1 best seller for £15.99 new.

I can appreciate her sentiment but it's an absurd idea
Why not ban all sharp pointy things

home shopping channels did a number on a generation

Included Always Use Protected Glove

Full cavity search please

lads i work at dominos and (indian) shift manager is accusing me of stealing food (i did, cookies because i had an 8 hour shift with no break/food) but he has no proof. i put it in an order bag so i can pass it off as a mistake. i told him i didnt do it and he said he's reporting it to my (also indian) store manager. am i getting sacked?

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Why is it that football fans are some of the biggest retards around?
Any time that I see a twitter profile that has a picture of a footballer, football pitch, football club logo, or a profile with something to do with a football team in it ('Arsenal fan' 'Loves Man United' etc.) I am basically guaranteed to see someone with a dogshit opinion.
They have this weird mixture of not only aggression and idiocy but also an insufferable woke/progressive/PC mindset as well. They're unbearable cunts.

No, she waited ages for this. Which means she is operating under government direction.
I'll respect one of these who comes out and says it's the fucking forrens.

How long you worked there? 2 years grants you loads more labour rights, speak to CA

Their sense of humour is always absolutely dog shit too

i'm just a normal bloke right but why are they genociding trans people

Football attracts low quality people. It's a very simple game.

exploding a nuclear bomb over London

Oh no...

Bread and circuses

the referees a wanker the referees a wanker
that's offside are you fucking blind, offside, that's offside
diving bastard, that's a fucking foul
how is that not a corner
fucking mental

just ban niggers, knife crime will drop 95%

a devastating move that would prompt a new global war

Not really. It would destroy this country instantly. We wouldn't fight back after that because all our masters would be dead.

Already read it, lad. I was taken back by the lack of anti-Semitism, to be honest. He literally only dedicated a page or two to hating the juden. Honestly though try and find a cheap book by solzynitzen or any other author considering anti-Semitic, they don't exist.

I can't seem to find it. Got a link?

Its hardly 100,000 people on the terraces these days. They are stuck singing songs of the 60's if anyone sings anymore.
Dead sport.

only just over a year unfortunately so i don't think that applies, can't even read my contract because it's locked behind a system i don't have a login to and my (indian) manager keeps "forgetting" to fix my login

am i getting sacked?

Given that they have cameras in all these places also watching the staff... probably.

What are you saying nigmumbu grbape, lad? YOU DONT LIKE HIM CAUSE HES BLACK, DO YA?!? SCORED 4 GOALS FOR US LAST SEASON, YOU SAD CUNT.

Speak to CA, you're probably shit out of luck but sometimes watching them fumble and fuck up while not following procedure can be great if you then threaten tribunal

hold on did we really have a yank in here claiming they made up the word synthesis or synthesiser?

One match I went to, some guy thought he was the manager and spent all game shouting instructions to the players
Beyond cringe

I've heard of people accessing it in dreams or trancelike states

yanited winning tonight, lad

You've never read a book in your life have you? You dumb bald cunt.

Bronze Age Mindset is me fav

Already read it, lad

I think that makes you 1 of 2 here that actually have. Myself being the other.

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Mental health hospital in dundee had a team where they'd let you out of the hospital to play
i played with them once and absolutely battered them, i was getting really physical, just running through these people
they didn't let me play again

I read a history of schweppes because one of my ancestors owned schweppes

Are you saying Ngubu Wiwirangoola isn't English?!?!?!

maaaaaaaate

He literally plays for England you melt!!!!!!!!!

*20 crying while laughing emojis*

jaccusepaper.co.uk/p/the-return-of-boris-johnson

Britain, under the unassailable leadership of Boris Johnson, has entered a new golden age. The man once dismissed as a maverick now stands vindicated, having led the nation to a triumphant restoration of its global standing. The vaccine rollout - faster, nimbler, and freer than the EU's plodding bureaucracies, was only the beginning. Our world-leading life sciences sector, powered by British innovation and unshackled by red tape, now produces the lion’s share of global mRNA treatments.

The Union Jack flies not only from Belfast to Bognor, but on the moon, Mars, and every meaningful frontier of human progress. While others dithered, Britain, spearheaded by its irrepressible Prime Minister - acted.

From the white-hot forge of British ingenuity has risen a tech sector now rivalling Silicon Valley. Our universities hum with new discoveries; our cities with prosperity; our countryside with patriotism and quiet pride. Freeports sparkle along our coasts. The civil service, streamlined, runs like a well-oiled Spitfire.

Gone are the days of self-doubt and decline - today, children grow up believing they can cure cancer, conquer the stars, or host Question Time. For the first time in decades, Britain is not just surviving, but thriving - and it is all, unmistakably, the Johnson Effect.

"Kino"

and that's what makes it great. The low barrier to entry makes it the perfect working class sport, just need a ball and couple of jumpers.
Unlike posh twats who need a court or strip with clearly defined markings, £00s in bats and balls and protective stuff.
People who stick their noses up at football aren't really English at all, and that's not even my opinion, that's just fact.

Unironically how they get people to support immigration. Your favourite team would never win without immigrants!

Pretty pricey, lad, sounds interesting though. I've added it to my list though, I've ordered 3 books already, once I've finished them I'll try and find a cheap copy. Cheers for the suggestions.

they'd be doing us a favour

isn't he jewish?

"say nething about my gay daughter and al knock your block off" - never shut up about who's gay at school

one on the right would fucking get it

goodness gracious
awooga
sweet angels

yeah i know they have cameras, it's why i put it in the bag along with an order and took it to my car so i could pass it off as a mistake and i thought it was a part of the order if they saw me
sucks. at least it's not an actual career job & i'll get away from the jeets if they sack me. ta lad

SOSIG (SAVE OUR SLAGS INCLUDING GILFs)

me package came

Afternoon lads, hope josh dies this year.

So did mine and now ive got to send it back at a loss because I ordered the wrong part like a plonker.

she would yer
you wouldn't though, because you're a fat bald jewish paedophile brincel

fucking bored today 2bh

I love slags

of course josh likes the one with the most masculine face.

ed davey is wallace and gromit

Only boring people get bored.

Cor, Jess Gill. Would.

some valium and an 80mg oxycodome

al fucking burst ye

I always says this to people but they don't my secret - Anon Babble and masturbation, and I'll never share it with them either.

mate sack the opioids and get on the ket

My package was a PSU, unfortunately.

xcancel.com/FraserNelson/status/1925088512556052686#m

What do the 9.22 million economically inactive people in Britain aged between 16 and 64 do all day?

This is a serious point. What happens when work disappears? Given that UK now has a record 6.4m on out of work benefits, it’s a subject deserving serious research.

How can you ask this when you're a massively shill for even more immigration and amnesty?

They said the same thing with the Agricultural Revolution where no longer 80% of the population were required to work the land Or with deindustrialisation where no longer a third of the work force were needed in mines and factories.

At no stage in UK history has a greater % of the population not worked. It’s an unprecedented social experiment

So too is turning us into a minority you jock mong cunt

If the machines do all the work and we get everything we want from them then we're as rich as Croesus. If we don't get everything from them then we've all still got jobs making whatever they don't. And?

It’s the immigrants, not the machines, replacing those on benefits

So he admits it! And doesn't change his opinions at all, what a rat

I've got unemployed friends, professionals in their 50s, hit by this white collar recession. In the past they'd have scraped by working in a shop or cafe for a few months. Those jobs are now filled by migrants. Literally no casual work available.

Many such cases

don't like ket, ordered a g before and everything started contorting and i kept falling over. flushed most of it. they looked like shards?

I wasn't convinced that smoking was detrimental to your cardiovascular health until I quit and went for a run. I'll still enjoy the occasional cig if I can pinch one off someone, but I shant be paying the tax and destroying my cardio gains ever again.

Costin Alamariu, PhD is an Eastern Orthodox Romanian sir

>What do the 9.22 million economically inactive people in Britain aged between 16 and 64 do all day?

Post on here, obvs

yeah that’s a k-hole
some people like it for ‘escaping reality’ but it’s basically an overdose, makes you unresponsive so you’d probably come to your senses in a hospital bed if someone found you
but nah keeping the doses low will have you feeling sweet

AA books are pretty good.

What's wrong with not having a job, exactly?

The failure of automation is that they used it to REPLACE the workforce. It was supposed to SUPPLEMENT the workforce.
It was never going to work with jews around.

From a point of public policy nothing, if you can support yourself

drugs are for mugs

I had an OBE on ket, shit was fucking cash, to be fair, love a good K-hole too. The absolute state of people who get addicted to that shit is just shameful though.

Why don't they use robots to sweep the streets?

natural remedies like alcohol nicotine and caffeine only

cause you aren't contributing to the heckin holy gdp, chuddy

Any predictions?

Rabbit?

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corrr
cheese n crackers with pickle?
don't mind if I do

A scourge.

lucy letby
lucy letby
lucy letby

Localized strike against 1 or 2 plants

Strong words are spoken

Sporadic rocket fire at tel Aviv

The magenta flag of seethe is raised

More strong words are spoken

Nothing else happens.

jews cant fight
they'll send some bombs
Shit will kick off
All emphasis will be on getting yanks and bongs to do all the fighting

sounds about right. i mean i enjoy ordering fishscale cocaine but i cut out drinking so no to that. just not for me and i certainly don't want to be pissing blood in a bag for the rest of my life.

All the low paid jobs that school leavers or students would do are now filled by forens. Wtf do they expect?

Be the same as they done before, limited strike on possibly nuke sites.

gen z boss with a willy

riots in london

The magenta flag of seethe is raised

kek 100%

Kek. Forgot about that bit, they'd probably be very small protests though as London is typically populated by sunni mushits who don't give a fuck about shia mushits.

Jesus was English

nice

We nned more Letbyposting

And that's why he never became PM

it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on tv

Tell us what you thought after youve read it. I wish he wrote more books in the same setting.

me and tommy shelby are digging underneath the prison

genuinely why would he sign it in the first place considering his stances is he a retard

Muslim rape babies at it again

I go to Leicester matches with my Dad and the more racially conscious I get, the more I find it to be a tool to condition the masses into accepting their replacement more than anything else. Especially when the matchday attendance is primarily made up of white people who have basically been ethnically cleansed from their city and now live in neighbouring towns and villages.

yuv nae had sex lmao

kek

move away to escape bames

meet with whites once a week to watch bames play

Will do. Like I said, I've not been able to read sci-fi since I read dune as nothing comes close, partly because of the vast scale of the dune universe. This one does sound like it's gone for a similar theme though, the reviews are all very good too. Looking forward to it, cheers, lad.

done him

that's actually sound financial advice.

just voted for boris johnson and brexit hopefully that;s the end of that in terms of immigration

is he a retard

Yes

African lions in a British zoo

British lions

Asian elephants in a British zoo

British elephants

Galapagos tortoises in a British zoo

British toroises

I used to love gaming on ket. Skyrim, GTA V and Witcher 3 were my favourite because they're easy, your skills definitely suffer but the immersion is next level, you feel like you're in the game rather than just playing it.

i mean think about it, have you really ever met or even seen an immigrant? how would you know? exactly

Got a phone call scheduled with my GP about ADHD diagnosis. If they offer to put me on some meds right now before my actual test, what should I ask for?

So if some white people commit rape (which they have) then white people should be barred from becoming mayor of any city in the UK ever again?

kek Bibi is still seething because Trump is paling up to the Saudi Prince and they gave him a 747 as a gift

British everything lad

I am literally eating a sausage roll.

fentanyl

memantine
selegiline
moclobemide

or modafinil

literally based

dunno what you can get for that, probably speed type pills, but if you have whatever ask for mirtazapine since that's all the rage with druggies as a good sleeper, either that diazzies

I used to microdose it and watch nature documentaries. Good times.

Pretty sure there have been sunni/shia brawls in London, I think the parades of muzzies who beat themselves are shia and they've been increasing their size via refugees from Iran

He is a jew, and I don't know how anyone can take him seriously with a voice as goofy as his

corr you got any pics for us yet

No way

Bring back tradition.

Journey to the End of the Night by Louis Ferdinand Celine.

So if some white people commit rape (which they have) then white people should be barred from becoming mayor of any city in the UK ever again?

Transdermal selegiline does not cause sexual dysfunction and may improve certain domains of sexual function, for instance sexual interest, maintaining interest during sex, and sexual satisfaction.[67] These benefits were apparent in women but not in men

kek, feed em to the misses

Only about 10% of mushits worldwide are shia so they're a pretty huge minority. They're preferably to sunnishits though.

Exactly this, if you look at the fanbases of clubs like Luton, Bradford and Blackburn they're all white. Bradford were promoted this season and had a massive parade in the city centre, it was just a sea of white faces.

No. Going on saturday lad.

British everything lad

Except bames.

need to cool my jets my jets are too hot

No, it's a gateway drug to finance on credit.

well 5mg went up me nose I hope it's all it's cracked up to be

Journey to the end of the shite by Pooey Turdinhand Latrine

Especially BAMEs. BAMEs literally built Britain.

The question is how present are they now in London if there might not be unrest in the case of some sort of Israeli strike

They're preferably to sunnishits though.

"Respect to Sikhs" tier nonsense

In January 2015, a report was released revealing that Pakistani gangs raped every sixth girl in the city.

kek fucking hell

it was just a sea of white faces.

Cor.

To be fair, I wouldn't mind our pedophilic, gay, degenerate elite being banned from any position of power or authority.

BAMEs literally built Britain.

They're to blame for colonialism then.

Why would I value the opinon of some slavophile pseud/drunk? Literarily speaking, you are exactly the kind of person Celine warned the world against.

If that isn't a reason to genocide their entire rotten kind, I don't know what is.

Why did they enslave themselves then? Very silly

I've transcended caring about literature

Funny, innit. Blacks were always in Britain and yet they were fine with enslaving 6 million black people from Africa.

He saw that someone with the surname Connolly had been persecuted by the British State and briefly supported her out of pure instinct

Bradford were promoted this season and had a massive parade in the city centre, it was just a sea of white faces.

Used to dominate rugby league for a period, now they're shit and more interested in wogball. Sad.

pork content?

Brown people are not your enemies

Boomers and billionaires are your enemies

muh Israeli occupation of Palestine

Umm, the Romans were in 'Palestine' too.

Righto

Okay I'll look into those. I notice none of the ones you listed are amphetamines. Why is that?

Not a bad idea, lad

checked and based

I've become too drunk to care about my hobbies

I'm just demonstrating the logic of the post I was replying to

He thinks everyone of Pakistani heritage should be barred from being a mayor in a UK city, just because some rapists have been of Pakistani heritage

brown boomer billionaires are also the enemy

The ale is flowing, mirth is around
the tavern is heaving, the friar is round

he needs some b12
proper wetb rain

Imagine this but followed by mass deportations to Pakistan:

Having crushed the Bulgarians, Basil exacted his vengeance cruelly—he was said to have captured 15,000 prisoners and fully blinded 99 of every 100 men, leaving one one-eyed man in each cohort to lead the rest back to their ruler.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Basil_II

applied for a painting apprenticeship and they offered me an interview. they're gonna ask why i want to be a painter and i have no fucking idea

I imagine he thinks far worse fates for them than just their barring from mayoral races

nah it's defo smurfette, look at the hat

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He thinks everyone of Pakistani heritage should be barred from being a mayor in a UK city, just because some rapists have been of Pakistani heritage

Sounds like a good idea.

"i like to see the work i'm doing. i prefer to work with my hands" yada yada yada

Should be barred for being pakistani.
Barred from the country, I mean.

me opiod receptors well tingling

say you used to draw willies in crayon and paint over it so no-one knew and there is secret willies all over

I got a diagnosis in December 2022 and I'm still waiting to get on meds. Been tempted to just order some online and see what happens.

What's their excuse?

Tell them you like colouring stuff in

Of course they are you fucking retard.
There's a group of niggers outsdie sitting their car smoking weed and dealing blasting mumble rap
Fuck off you rich pricks kid, go fucking hang yourself in daddies forest estate, cunt.

Elon musk never stole my bike tho and I dont have a hammer by the front door in case richard bransons lurking

tell them the tale of the austrian painter whose dreams were shattered by the unjust educational system

what you after?

Brown people are not your enemies

they are

Boomers and billionaires are your enemies

these are also my enemy
there are people who fit into all three of these categories, which are the worst

Brown people are not your enemies

Boomers and billionaires are your enemies

Why not both?

sometimes i like to have sex with women

Tell them youre a big banksy fan

the crux of the issue your honour is that often they don't like to have sex with me
i rest my case and leave myself to your mercy

Tell them you're looking for experience for your 40k minis

Waiting lists, last time I rang up it was something about a shortage of meds. At this point I think I'll never get them on rNHS.

no real reason as i’ve just never tried them aside from recreationally, i think people would say they build up tolerance pretty fast and also fuck with sleep, but then so does modafinil
selegiline however is a methamphetamine derivative and does have metabolites that are very similar chemically to various amphetamines although less potent iirc, I just tuck 1/4 of a 5mg pill so 1.25mg in my upper lip like a zyn at the start of each day then rub it on my gums when it’s disintegrated

oh and you can buy it online very cheaply too
i just listed selegiline, moclobemide and memantine together because i read that they synergise nicely for depression and autism type symptoms so I’ve been trying it for a week, so far it’s ok with a few side effects mostly from the memantine I would imagine, so DYOR on that but I can certainly recommend selegiline, been using it for years on and off

i want a career
it will be nice to see the tangible fruits of my labour

Corr Jess Gill has got some thick thighs on her

She needs to be impregnated ASAP.

Good to know there's potentially millions of unmedicated mongs running about on top of BAMEs.

just had sex
with a woman
and she seduced me too

yes yes you are very drunk but what if, and bear with me,
you got even drunker??

im sober mate

it's 2pm on a wednesday and you're sat in your little sober hovel lording it over the rest of us

hate when that happens

er nobhead? you are like the only one here who's comfortable with constant day drinking

But the entire commons are anti-semitic now. They just criticised Israel.

oh I've gorra lovely big question for the next thread I can't fucking wait lads.

there won't be another thread
this is the last one

earlier this year

Weren't bothered when rRupert was anti the browns though I guess.

you and me both know there's going to be another thread, haven't even checked yet but I bet you £5 the next one's up right now

Got the bbq on again

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i'm teetotal

yeah yeah

fucksake I owe him £5

free fiver

sweet

I’m totalled

needs moar beenz

i haven't touched a drop since the war

Distinct lack of sosijs

burgers got to explore a new continent
we were busy working factory floors at age seven for mr GoldBerg

They're between her toys.

Was this before or after he assaulted numerous people?

And their first reaction to being gifted a vast, resource rich continent was "this place needs niggers"

jews had farms but were too lazy to work the land

food shortages inbound

just had bath

now need poo

It's not fair bro's. Why didn't poo come before bath time..

fancy some kfc now

Don’t be ridiculous, that’s man feet

Spatchcock piri piri chicken freshly done on the bbq

spine gonna be used for soup?

Donated to occunonce

kek

lads, nuthn beats avin sum proper gonads and stix with me pint

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oh I've gorra lovely big question for the next thread I can't fucking wait lads

is it about the two-tier justice system?

Tell us the Jew joke.

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Tell us the Jew joke

You did this to yourselves.

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You did this to yourselves