I mog you
New Android phone
implying I'm not waiting on my Solana Seeker, the ULTIMATE saaaar phone
wash that hand, it's turning brown you grubby bastard
... Install lineage OS custom rom and monocles browser saar
I mog you
I frog you
The last fucking 5 years of phone tech was boring af.
We reached the peak already and if you spend more than 500$ for a phone you overpaid biggly.
Whats so special about lets say the new s25 edge? AI shit? 200mp cameras?
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It's ogre
iPhones get you laid bro
We reached the peak already and if you spend more than 500$ for a phone you overpaid biggly.
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Solana Seeker, the ULTIMATE saaaar phone
I believe my Poco F6 shits more streets than that bro.
Any phone other than iPhone give women the ick. Don’t hate the player hate the game
You must be 18 to post on this website.
Maybe if you're 17.
I never met a girl that gave a fuck about my phone or my car.
Android is the most phone in India, Pakistan, Bangladesh and many other third world shitholes. iPhones are the most used in western countries. The iPhone is basically your ticket to being taken seriously.
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Anon yours was the most fucking BASED post I am going to see today. I'm 100% sure.
After clawing and scratching toward parks & rec opaque devices i really don't think there's anything written.
So true, consumer technology has been so affordable for years now that you can pay barely anything and still get a phone with performance similar to a flagship from a few years ago. I bought a cheap no name 120 dollar chink phone on Amazon and it works as good as any other phone ive had. Spending 1200 on a phone is retarded, you could save the money and buy something else.
Kek holy cope. If you believe yhey totally are fine riding around in a beater 98 Civic by a dude carrying a $150 Android jeetbox I've got some bad news for you.
Fr. My girl bought me an iPhone 15 for £1000 just because she couldn’t stand looking at my android
You can have an Android phone that is literally a sentient supercomputer and it still won’t stop girls from getting the ick when they see your green text messages.
Good luck getting pussy with your dead phone. Even if you get her number, as soon as you pull out your gay phone she will switch and give fake number
Congrats on making a capitalist richer with your money
Its actually a 93 toyota and a samsung s20 or something.
I have lots of money but i just dont like spending it for shit i dont need.
Gf of 4 years doenst mind a bit and despises turks and arabs with leased amg's more than i do. I mog these small niggers anyway.
What wrong with android? Android is good phone. I have one so does my five brothers and six sisters and my aunties and uncles all have android. Don't say android bad you bloody bastard.
Based. One of the biggest turn off to girls is a green bubble.
Imagine you're talking to your girl and she's like
Babe FaceTime me I wanna show you what I'm wearing... ;]
And you with a jeetbox gotta respond with
Uhh.. Sorry hun, I have an Android. We can use Google hangouts though...
HAHAHAHA.
That was more of a thing where every iteration was a huge upgrade.
brown hand
Its a test. If a bitch is dumb and vain enough to not notice my 50k watch then that bitch ain't worth even fucking.
Yes bro, I'm sure your girl is just different. She totally isn't like the millions of other girls throughout history who are attracted to wealth and status! She is just different!
PffftttHAHAHAHAHAHHA
she's vain because she doesn't notice your stupid watch? I hope you get robbed btw, wearing something that expensive is retarded. I only wear a true ww2 Dienstuhr. Attracts the right kind of girl
Imagine revolving your life this much around a syphilis-infested whore.
If that's how you think it really works then you've probably never gotten laid once in your life. Bitches don't care what phone you have, you just suck at talking to them and have zero game. A homeless man with charisma probably gets more pussy than you.
Your scenario makes no sense. If you're dating, then she already knows you don't have an iPhone. And your life revolving around seen digital nudity is fucking pathetic. Monkey brained retards.
Brown hands
Kys
If a bitch is that dumb (i.e: instantly judge you just because of your cheap ass phone) then she aint worth a touch. Smart girl will at least play it cool. And then if she notices the watch and realizes Iam stacked, I will see how she reacts first. If she is smart about it and not a dumb gold digging bimbo, then fuck. You can marry a whore but do not marry a dumb fuck
I love how you incel niggers are so bitter about your own lives that you'll gladly show your own ass in the slightest hopes that you can tear someone else down.
Looks like those STDs have already started to rot your brain.
Cope more beta boy
You are a 3rd world immigrant right?
Why so upset kid? Your girl leave you for an iPhone user?
What's wrong with your skin? Did you get iodine all over your hand or something?
Did you get iodine all over your hand or something?
He is white aryan Indian, his hands are dirty from serving white people food
I'm a sloppa enjoyer, but this is entirely too far.
Ignore the betas, they need shiny stones to gain a chance of entering in the mating pool.
tasteless, dull, mediocre, colorless shit without personality... doesnt even have a 3.5mm jack.
Cry more android beta
Earphones are Bluetooth now kid. Wired earphones give women a massive ick
Too big.
It's not Anon Babble so I know you're trolling.