Simple as.
EAT THE RICH
Cool it with the antisemitism
Goyim, be quiet and get into your enhanced interrogation stress positions. The only times I want to hear from you is when you buy your mandatory raffle tickets and remember that there are sandwiches and drinks for the cheap price of 19 EUR. Life vest renting is 20 EUR, you can get our life vest and oxygen mask combo for 29.99. Oh, you want to go to the toilet? Should have bought toilet vouchers at the airport, sorry.
what happens during turbulence exactly?
You bust a nut or get cunt punted and not in a good way.
cock and ball torture
1st class needed the lay down room, economy needs to stand for them now.
Humiliation ritual
Westoid airlines will become a nightmare hellscape.
Chinese airlines will become what westoid airlines of the past were.
Standing is better for you and cheaper. What's the problem?
If you'd rather sit then you are literally paying to be less healthy
That's not standing. That's just an uncomfortable cuck seat.
i'm actually okay with these provided you can adjust the height.
sitting in cramped ass seats kills the knees fast.
if you can't adjust the height and you are sitting there with all your weight on your taint then yeah fuck that. painful as fuck.
Years ago we laughed about this pic.
I'm going to commit an antisemitism is this keeps up.
ball smasher 9000
You will eat the bugs while standing in the cuck seat.
Best part is that the transport code they're going to use for 'standing only passengers' LAR. Live Animal Regulation, literally the same as for livestock.
What you do is create a breed of some swarming creature and make it where they can detect and response aggressively to the sound of jet engines from up to 20 miles away. Air travel will be rendered too dangerous to be feasible and all the companies will go under.
Eat islam too, they are the pets of the rich.
so eat islam and the kikes, check.
You could always just not buy these products/services.
you Anon Babblecels heard about the great reset 5 years ago, still not making it your own
WTF Peak rent seeking economy
Meh for straight flight to Vegas for $50 I'm fit and wouldn't mind and it ensures you will never see fatties
They will scrap the idea as soon as one of these passes out after standing up for 1h, and then sues the air company
hope your legs are strong enough to stand
Enjoy the video.
What you do is create a breed of some swarming creature
Jeets or Somalians then
just american problems =)
Based. Standing is always superior to sitting
Many such cases.
Amerimutt seats are so widw and fat.
They are like sofas on the airplanes.
Things disgustingly fat slobs hate :
Diets, apparently...
Why don't they just design a plane with a third of the seats, but the seats are much wider and the rows are further apart? Why wouldn't they accommodate this young lady and big-boned people like her?
And they say you guys aren't funny. Bravo franz
Purely genetics.
how about rolling to your point of destination fatso?
She cant slim down her bones. What do these big people phobics expect her to do then!?
That's true satan but for long flights they should have planes where every seat is a bed. I think with bunks 3 high and 3 across the same number of passengers can fit. Making passangers sit in a cramped upright seat for 15 hours is abuse.
What happens when every product/service does this? It's always the same; first something shitty is introduced as a low cost alternative then that shitty alternative becomes standard and the price is raised back to what it was or higher.
I HECKIN LOVE PROGRESSRINO!
I don't know what to do, I just know that we have to design everything so that 350kg people don't feel inconvenienced in the slightest.
flying at all in 2025 when all the commercial pilots are vaxxed
top kek
Wouldn't even mind the standing.
But don't want a nigger breathing down my neck.
So I'll pass.
A chinese husband has found a solution.
This shit was supposed to die as a meme if any of you fuckers actually buy these flights and give them money, I swear to god we are unsavable.
Based Cubby chaser.
I don't understand what it needs a seatbelt for while simultaneously complaining it has zero space.
If you have any hope of retards not fucking things up for the rest of us in the current year, then you might also be retarded.
Have a lawyer ready to call when you land and visit ER.
I'm trying to make a folder to put these in but is there even a word for when corporations abuse customers like this?
capitalism
This guy is just doing some standard Asian shame tactics. She doesn't seem happy about it. Tough luck, pigger.
Capitalism
Capitalism.
Crapitalism
I remember that years ago they said that this thing was s joke
Obviously designed by a woman for women to rub their clits on, and to crush a man's balls.
You college brainwashed idiots you can't blame this on capatalism when we live under a corporatocracy and have been for decades. Pic related is flying with capatalism.
Lmfao, they copied rollercoasters.
that was 500 dollars when 500 dollars was worth 5000 dollars thoughever, lowcosters are fine but OP pic is only ok for short flights that are better on trains in Europe and don't exist in America
YOU WON'T DO SHIT
Simple as.
Anyone who buys eurotrash cars deserves everything they get and more.
meanwhile, on american cars
Haha I only fly business class. The best part is when we get to board first and enjoy a glass of champagne while you poverty slobs trudge to the back of the bus, I make sure to lightly smirk the entire time while gazing out the window in maximum comfort.
Capitalism is about the relationship between employer and worker, not between seller and customer.
capitalism means money makes money instead of work makes money
It's always capitalism. The US in the past was capitalism. The US today is capitalism. The USSR was capitalism. China is capitalism. It's impossible to not be capitalism because capitalism just means any world in which organizations mutate and evolve.
This is not acceptable for any flights, doesn't matter how long the flights are. Have some self-respect.
as a tall person this might actually be better
how would this work in countries that tax per hp ?
you commit tax evasion if you buy this upgrade after registering the car with stock power.
genetics
yes, I consider that "diet" light, I'd eat that and more in a day and I'm a stick
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE AIR TRAVEL AFFORDABLE TO A NEW LOWER CLASS!
don't like it, don't be poor
Well then "capatalism" is obviously not specific enough to name my folder.
Have some self-respect
That's really all it is. Consumers no longer have any self respect and corporations have realized this. That is why slightly improved graphics cards are $2K and cars have subscription heated seats. It has nothing to do with greater economic theory.
If the flight is 5 euros and less than 2 hours, totally acceptable. Get rid of airport security, and it's just like taking a bus
this is another bait and switch that they'll claim will make plane travel cheaper but it'll end up costing the same or even more
Call it distopic corporatism, one step fro cyberpunk
There is literally nothing wrong with this. It's an interesting idea that people might be willing to trade comfort for a cheaper price. The market will decide if it succeeds.
Why do you think that? Air travel has consistently gotten cheaper.
Would you accept free international flight with comfortable seats, but you have to sit on a dildo the whole time? We already established that you're willing to stand around like a moron strapped to these yellow cattle holders if the price is right, I'm just trying to see how far you would go.
False equivalence. Some fags here would pay extra for that though.
What's the downside?
I don't understand why they need to fly, when they're literally already a hot air ballon. Just float over there.