MASSIVE FUCKING HAPPENING: ISRAEL 'PREPARING STRIKE ON IRAN'

sun tsu says: publish your attack plans in major news outlets

Nope

FPBP

nothing will happen, nothing ever happens when announced in the media

they said this over 12 hours ago, shit or get off the pot kikes

2 more weeks

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JUST FUCKIN DO IT ALREADY.

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CNN

Oh yes, surely today is the day they decided to stop being a propaganda network.

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TWO MORE WEEKS

Sorry John, you know the drill. It's gonna be at least two weeks.

TWO MORE WEEKS

Call me when Iran counter attacks Israel, that's the kino I want to watch

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Rolling for the "STACHE" to coom to Iran getting stuck by missiles.

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Sigh, no it's not Timmy. We talked about this, no sane action will ever free you from this society. Just do what you were born to do. And that is serving those higher than you.

LE CAPS LOCK U GUISE

nothing happens

The prior leak caused a shitstorm. This one isn't. Thus more theater.

Checked. Off the pot yids.

Nice

You said this yesterday
Something like "ISRAEL PREPARING TO STRIKE IRAN IN 12 HOURS!"

Hurry up kikes.

I would like if we could just go ahead and flip the switches for all the shit we inevitably have rigged over there any day now.

inb4 ThEy OnLy StOlE nUcLeAr MaTeRiAl FrOm Us!!!!!

I am literally not going to war for Pol Pot level savages. They can all die over there and the Palesrinians, Iranians, Syrians, Egyptians and whichever nation is within ballistics range draws and quarters them tactically.

inb4 MuH iDf StRoNk

You can even Cajole a captive population, and when you try to end them, your troops come home to dome themselves, screaming for support. I hope you jackasses have the ledger to fucking foot this atrocity.

israel has to with their current media shit storm on the starving kids
since they're pushing it on CNN this time its pretty legit

Standard American doctrine for not winning shit

again

kek

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On the journalist credibility scale cnn is 3/10.

I can't remember whens the last time I checked them for credible news.

Wow im going to sleep this one and wake up with nothing like every happening thread posted

monyet

The purpose of threats and posturing is to get the opponent to back off so that you don't actually have to carry out the threatened action, which would hurt both sides.

This is an obvious distraction from the full-blown genocide they're trying to pull off in Gaza.

We've had this thread for 3 days now

You zoomer freaks aren't getting a world war fuck off already

Holy fuck Israel is preparing a document to draft a memo that creates a proposal to bring together a committee that will create a plan for one day possibly attacking Iran its fucking for real world war 3 here we go

They're going to do it on Friday afternoon so it fucks the holiday weekend.

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suggest

possible

officials say

kek

nothing ever happens

JUST FUCKING DO SOMETHING ALREADY
START WW3
YOU FUCKING PUSSIES

They probably want to bait them into attacking so they can say "see, they are bloodthirsty warmongers!"

Wrong! Deboonked and sage this dumb nigger

Can wait for kikes to be vanned off the streets and sent to fight in Iran. XD

This is just disinfo to try and convince I-Ran into agreeing to terms with the USA. It doesn't take a Rocket Surgeon to figure this out

Kek nice one sir

that thought never occurred to me
you have a good day sir

all happoonings are on hold
until the Cali Wali earthquake takes place