Men can't get girlfriends lmao

men can't get girlfriends lmao
and all the comments are agreeing with him saying they're in the same situation kek.

Only hobby that matters is FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE.

Do something that will be next to impossible to do with having a wife or a girlfriend.
They just fucking appear.

Anon Babbledating_advice is full of feckless single men

duh

thinking treating the girl as a friend first is to way to go

lol
lmao

A girl knows if she wants to fuck you within 5 minutes of meeting you. Any extra time put into it after that is a waste.

Approach like 100 women a week you'll get a number , its that easy

I am 30, handsome, 6'2", autistic but hyper focused on being seen as competent and work as a bank teller. All my female coworkers joke about how every woman that comes into the bank wants to date me.
Sometimes I will just stare at my computer screen for a moment pretending to be doing something moving the mouse but I am actually just basking in having whatever cutie I am serving staring at me.
Ill turn back to them to ask them something and they will still be staring at me for a second before collecting their thoughts and answering my question, shit feels so good.
Those retards should try being handsome and interesting and also treating women nicely but like their pussies don't exist and you're not thinking about fucking her and never have. Doing that fucks with a womans head if you're handsome enough for her standards and it will get them offering to do things they hear men like to try and win your favour.
Had an indian girl sucking my cock once and told her to take a break because I wanted to go smoke my bong on my front patio and she said how about I come with you and keep doing this while you do that.

It's a redditor, he's either really ugly, shitskin or has a terrible personality. If you're none of those things then it shouldn't be hard to get a gf

speedtyping

building pics/keyboards

collecting cologne

skincare

be me

love dogs

every girl has a dog these days

always stop to pet the dog and chat the girl

girls are always polite but quickly go on their way

do the same with men because i legit love dogs and am not just desperate for puss

men almost always stop for minutes at a time to talk with me about dogs, older men will sometimes stop for a half hour or more, grab a beer if the pubs near by (and they allow dogs)

hahaha, maybe men are just nicer than women

I do hope he has speedtyping on his dating profiles, thats a panty dropper for sure.

Based.

Shitskin is my takeaway

Getting a girlfriend is kind of shit but if you have the social skills to make female friends it makes the process a shit ton easier. I have a friend group basically consisting of women, all of whom I bully and flirt with, and it has made the process of getting my current girlfriend so much easier. I have no idea why women are more eager to entertain you if you have more women around you or in your social circle, but it does.

The existential dread bot threads are always my favorite to read. You idiots lose your minds and descend into hysterics the moment your Pavlovian response is triggered and I love watching it.

Especially when I know that your hysterics and easily manipulated emotional responses are entirely my creation.

The faggot is 20. Men need to wait until their 30’s at the earliest before roasties will date them

No women just think that every man has ulterior motives or that the man is going to want more than a good one of time getting a beer at a pub.
Women will only want you if they feel like they have a choice in selecting you, and that is ruined if you approach them with their dog. Cold approaches only work if you look/act like they already work and it only works on girls with STDs. A good woman is raised to "be smart and pick a good man" by their mother. You have to trick them into picking you without being obvious

collecting cologne

poor saar should try his tribe's tried and true method of gang rape

be 20, have disposable income, go to raves, be the social butterfly you claim to be. get laid. it's really that simple

It smells like aspergers to me also, and not the fun kind we have here. He probably THINKS he’s being nice or whatever and has no idea about the subtleties of what’s actually communicated (this is my problem also but you don’t see me whining about it on leddit)

I have no idea why women are more eager to entertain you if you have more women around

did you bother to think about it for 5 seconds? obvious social proof and shows you're 'safe'. dumb fucking idiot.

another whiney incel thread

redditors cant get their dick wet

have they tried not being beta male cuckold pussy bitches?

I have women friends. When I go to my old work, my old female coworkers are really happy to see me. I still have never been close to getting a gf.

20 yo

single for 3 years

This man has no idea

his hobbies are all solo activities, he needs to go out and take some community dance classes or group ceramics workshops or go to a local improv for beginners session or hang out at a local rock show and have a cigarette with people outside the venue in between bands

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i had a gf when i was 20, and i'm no chad. zoomerites are probably just insufferable after social media, instagram, OF, fucked them all up.

Cute. I might fap to her.

white women would literally hop on the dick of an obese Mexican before they even considered dating a white guy

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fatties don't count, Rajesh

Everything is hypercompetitive nowadays. There are bound to be losers who get left behind

This guy knows things

oh nice i didnt think of it that way

im still going to harass every girl i see with a dog to pet them though sorry bitches

505279914 (You) that bait is so poor you arent even getting a you

getting a girlfriend is the easiest thing to do.
stopping her from being a huge whore is the part that requires experience.

Interesting at what bank do you work? I'm a cute 6'5 21 years old male around 100KGs of muscle and fat, imagine how wet the women there would get if they see me fucking you in the ass right in their face

I (20M) have been single for 3 years

WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS SHIT HERE, SAGE

For many men, the idea of "having" a girlfriend is a thing of the past as is traditional marriage. The sooner you accept this, the less painful life will be for you.

before roasties will date them

Completely untrue. These roasties you speak of keep dating men 8+ years older than them while guys in their 30's are fucking girls in their 20's, unless of course you became a completely unlikable jackass.
Men in their 20's typically get nothing tho lol shit sucks for them

Just calm down relax and wait for robo waifus

there are lonely young women everywhere that want boyfriends but most men today are pon addicted incels who don't talk to women.

I'm not even a femoid, but even I got the ick from this post. This guy's hobbies include 'skincare' and 'building keyboards'? The guy whose hobbies include 'drinking' and 'racing dirtbikes' doesn't have this problem.

wow anon, share your skincare routine with me and show me the PC you just built!

Nothing with a vagina has EVER said this to a man. Jesus, I should have been an e-grifter because I think I could help a lot of you poor kids get laid occasionally.

I got laid all the time in 2000s and 2010s, and now I can barely get a match or anything. It's definitely become more difficult, women are hostile by default.

piano, reading, building keyboards, speedtyping

he should go try getting some bitches instead of that shit lmao

My personal situation doesn't apply here but at age 20 you shouldn't be worrying about women. Certainly not peers.

You want to fuck? Shoot for the age 36-46 range and get hagmaxxing.

You want a wife? Spend your 20s becoming financially independent and doing cool shit and a woman will literally materialize out of thin air like a genie made her.

Don't do online dating. Those are literally prostitutes.

This but unironically. Manosphere woman hate content has raped a lot of young dudes brains.

23 male here and I am going through the same thing

imagine not having a girlfriend with supple mammaries

I feel like I look decent

So he's a 5 realistically, women will classify him as a 3.
He isn't going to get even a sniff of poon until he's 28 and then it'll be a 30 year old roastie bailing out of the party scene to settle for him.

Lol ok panjeeto

I was an incel until I was 30. At that point I just accepted that I was never going to have sex, so I just stopped trying to cater to what I thought women wanted of me since it was hopeless anyway. I challenged them on their shit. I even got a little bitter about it and was argumentative with them about being shitty people. Guess what happened? All of a sudden I had practically a harem of girls trying to get my attention (and probably my approval). I had sex. I had real relationships. I'm in a long-term relationship now and very happy. But it all started when I stopped being "nice" to women. Be a dick. Challenge them on everything. That's what they actually want. They want men who are sure of themselves and not afraid to put them in their place, because they subconsciously understand that they don't know how to lead themselves. They need to be guided like children.

Who even wants a girlfriend these days? They're not worth the time, effort, or money.
But if you do want one, don't reek of desperation like the idiot in OP's post. Nothing dries up a pussy faster.

Getting a girlfriend is kind of shit

Having a girlfriend is shit.
I went official yesterday and I fucking hate her already.

listen to this one

You mean not being a faggot and treating women like people helped you?
Wowzers.

reddit

yeah, 100% jeet. inceldom is a brownoid issue. if you're in the minority of white guys who are incels you're either mentally ill or fat.

Why are we all pretending this isnt just a question of height? We all know that redditor is a manlet. And that everyone who feels the same experience is a manlet.

But from what I understand this is a huge no no to say aloud right?

Having a girlfriend is shit.

This.
Relationships are shit. Hire women by the hour so you can get rid of them.

Even IRL whenever I talk to a girl on instagram

THAT'S NOT IRL YOU FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

If you're not Chad Thundercock you can't try to hit on girls online. You will have a 99.999999% failure rate. Literally talk to people in real life. REAL LIFE = NOT ONLINE.