Is it true black people don't know there's batteries in these...

Is it true black people don't know there's batteries in these, ans they just accept that these things in their house beep periodically forever?

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Yes

Yes, its pretty common and they just see it as background noise.

It is so specific and widespread that I am honestly baffled at the phenomenon. I wonder which part of the African brain specifically allows them to just never think about it.

There's literally studies and articles around blacks not sleeping well because they think the smoke detector is supposed to beep all the time. So they just suffer through it instead of doing a quick google search or reading the manual.

There's literally studies and articles around blacks not sleeping well because they think the smoke detector is supposed to beep all the time. So they just suffer through it instead of doing a quick google search or reading the manual.

This, at least for Somalis and other super low IQ blacks they actually think the beep means it's working. They think "how could it even beep if the batteries were dead?"

presumably they think their detector is broken if its not beeping constantly
some nigger somewhere has swapped 9V batteries into the alarm at their new home until they found one low enough on charge and thought "das it, mane"

I think it's even crazier that I've lived in my house over 8 years and have never had to change the batteries in either of my smoke detectors. And I burn a LOT of food.
How are these niggers running through smoke alarm batteries so fast that MANYof them now live with the Hallway Sound? Does Nogger Stench keep smoke alarns always on high alert?

Cheap batteries in said detectors.

idk why they dont just take it out, quick scewdriver and all problems gone

Sometimes they are connected to the power grid and when you remove the batteries they still beep.

Yes, its fucking wild

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I always figured its because of the police sirens and ambulances they have learned to turn off in the background growing up.
That's probably giving them the benefit of the doubt and trying to use logic instead of just plain ignorance though.

Your smoke detector might be wired into your house's electrical system and only use batteries for backup when the power is out. That would make them last much longer.
While some now use AA batteries, most smoke detectors use 9V batteries, which are very confusing to black people for some reason. They can replace batteries in game controllers without problem but smoke detectors, especially with a 9V, is like reading cursive writing for them.

2 weeks ago my ceiling bird started chirping and I seasoned it with a fresh D battery

9v just cost more and they make you look like a nerd to even touch much less look at

Is it true black people don't know there's batteries in these

No, it's not completely true. Certain blacks with a high enough IQ to perceive the beep (around 75-80 or so) often remove all of the batteries from their smoke alarms, well because they're still niggers so replacing the battery still doesn't make sense to them. Idk if all models are like this but the ones I've seen and interacted with, you can't close it without a battery, so you'll walk into a black home and see all of the smoke alarms with the battery slot gaping open.

BEEP

OH SHIT NIGGER WUT WAS THAT?

Oh it nuffin'

BEEP

OH SHIT NIGGER WUT WAS THAT?

Oh it nuffin'

BEEP

BEEP

OH SHIT NIGGER WUT WAS THAT?

Oh it nuffin'

BEEP

I used to think this was an exaggeration but it is fucking real as fuck lol. I cannot count the amount of times I have had niggers around on speakerphone on their phone at full blast and you hear the low battery chirp of the fire alarm.

LICK IT TO SEE IF IT HAS A CHARGE

Eh. You maybe have lithium primary batteries or they're wired into the house. Some use nimh or alkaline 9v or w/e, those last shorter. Even lithium rechargeable may last shorter.

The lithium primary batteries are what many 1st world dwellers pick tho since due to an abundance of caution after ~10y you don't just replace the battery but the whole device, it further reduces the risk of sensors or electronics failing with age or other reasons.

i havent seen a 9v battery in the wild cuz nerds die in the wild

I wonder which part of the African brain specifically allows them to just never think about it

We have been through this multiple times, the consensus for this (and all nigger related behavior) is that their mental frameworks are incapable of conceptualizing, understanding or abstracting neither past nor future. Only the present exist for the nigger, the beep is over as soon as it began, the nigger who committed the crime isn't me its another different nigger from the past and I did have breakfast so I can't tell you how I would feel if I didn't had.

Da 9V

Sheeeiiit dat sum wypipo magic

BEEP

SHEEEIIIT aah dem cops be comin'

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

BEEP

I GOT ME DEM BIRDS AGAIN

Is it true black people don't know there's batteries in these

it's true it's been confirmed by delivery anons, they go to a ghetto nigger spot and it's like an atrium

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ayo so you be sayin' wypipo dun even season dey ceilin' birds?

i see so its admittedly a scam by the goycattle themselves they willingly participate in.

So it would seem, so it would seem.

BEEP beep beep BEEP

BEEP BEEP

BEEP

beep beep beep BEEP beep BEEP

fire alarms turned guilty pleasure after 2 ear piercing screeches

9v battery vs a pack of menthols

NEVER EVER EVER rely on municipal power for your fire alarm. ALWAYS have a battery backup in it. ALWAYS!!!!

Every time they hear it, in their mind it's the first time. They have a warped conception of time.

One of Shadeur Sanders draft videos has a ceiling bird chirp in it. I was shocked when I heard it. The phenomenon applies to all black wealth levels.

I have this type of smoke detector in my apartment. It beeps every 30 seconds to let you know it's still working. You get used to it.

which 9v battery gon make me look rich the snowbunny erngizer or duracell 2 pack

I tried to get ChatGPT to link me to some studies, it pointed me to a study conducted in Washington DC (nigger central) where a bunch of online class teachers began noticing their students' houses emitting chirps when their microphones were on. I tried to ask if there was any racial data associated with the study (there wasn't), but it gave me this gem. I wasn't even fishing for a "despite only being 13%" response

They probably know, they just don't care. Blacks are literally capable of living in conditions that would cause white people stress and anxiety.

Also this is now a nigger humour thread.

It is so specific and widespread that I am honestly baffled at the phenomenon. I wonder which part of the African brain specifically allows them to just never think about it.

Are we sure they can hear it?

It’s high pitched it may be a hearing range thing, dogs can eat ultrasounds but humans can’t, could be the same thing between humans and blacks

They are used to the landlord or maintenance workers changing the living facilities smoke detector batteries.

AFRICAN BRAIN?! LMFAO. COME ON NOW. YOURE TALKING CRAAAAAZY.

Pretty sure mine don't need batteries as long as you push the button when they long beep

yes

Are we sure they can hear it?

Yes, this all happened as a result of everyone working from home during covid and niggers were getting embarrassed by white people finding out that all their homes chirp constantly. They can hear it, they're just literally too lazy to do anything about it.

Use deepseek the Silicon Valley ones are white genocide agenda and highly biased

Most of the research money went to lovotomusing the AIs to make them work all uncensored AIs are nazis, the early ones and the foreign ones alike

Is it true white people don't know there are kikes in their countries, and they just accept that these things in their home keep talking shit periodically forever?

sure, using the lithium primaries and replacing the device also is a business move, but it does make some sense. you're not going to have much electronics to monitor the electronics' proper functioning, so the question is mostly what aging risks you'd take somewhere between 10 and 40y is probably too much for the developed world given the value at risk with houses

That made my night. Based Aussie.

You have no idea. Black people are profoundly lazy since many basic executive cognitive tasks wear them out.
They leave food and trash out. Let dogs poop under the couch and just leave it until it dries and stops smelling.
I'm not even fucking with you.

It's mildly surprising there isn't a government program, complete with thousands of government employees, that exists to mail every pavement ape fresh batteries each year.

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Fuck off, chink

2 weeks of whitey changing your batteries is a lifetime of confidence that money cant buy

To be fair, I've worked with white trash who did the same with dog shit. Truly a socioeconomic equalizer, I'm sure that if I lost everything I'd be doing the same

Animals and pets wouldn't mind either.

They would sell it immediately. Don't send gifts to Terisha.

I suppose so. Not really getting the perspective of various US Americans.

Is it true black people don't know there's batteries in these

Best explanation -- But I DID have breakfast this morning !!!!!
They did not put batteries in them , either the housing authority, or the landlord or the builder put them in, so when the batteries fail -- they can not do the steps of -- What is that ? why would it chirp? --- same as imagining some one else --

>But I did have breakfast this morning ...

>But I didn't put batteries in it , why would I have to replace them ???

Deepsneed is the worst of the lot, retard.

Yes it is real. I went to a poor Central American family’s (rented) house here in the states and they had SEVEN smoke detectors that were all chirping. One in each room. They said they didn’t notice. The kids said they didn’t know what I was talking about, they couldn’t hear it. There was a chirp about every 20 seconds. Immediately after a chirp I’d say see? Hear that? And they’d say no.

When it beep dat how u knoe it workin n yo house ain't on fiyah

My gf had a parrot that would scream at 150 decibels periodically and her family didn't even notice it, I would be startled every time. Maybe they just get used to it, or maybe they forget everything every 5 seconds.

I refuse to buy something that's designed purposely to have a limited life and end up as more plastic in a landfill. I won't buy that shit.

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whats that phrase and the white man began to hate hahahaha

you're supposed to replace smoke detectors every 8-10 years anyways so it's just more convenient in every way. it will be the standard soon

watch video of some nigress getting off with a dildo or something

suddenly *BEEP*

boner lost as I immediately burst out laughing

black people will run a gas generator inside their bedroom with all doors and windows closed because they think it can double as a heater while powering their TV. In nig infested shitholes like Detroit and Chicago, dozens of them end up dying from CO poisoning during the winter.

Yes it's true, was watching videos of people reviewing a product on amazon and there was a a black woman doing a review with her smoke detector chirping in the video..

Should have saved it....

D-cell battery in a smoke alarm

Fucking hell man, maybe you grandkids will have to change it after you're long in the ground.

Maybe they can't hear at that acoustic range, I knew someone who could not hear crickets.

I missed that, are there videos of such zoom recordings?

Deepsneed is the worst of the lot, retard.

It’s censored for tianamen but it doesn’t have some stuff does it?

Anyways it’s open source and the first released versions weren’t censored at all

My gf had a parrot that would scream at 150 decibels periodically and her family didn't even notice it,

Are we SURE they can hear it?

Humans can’t hear dig whistles, maybe they can barely hear it, a human will hear a 120Db ultrasound roar as a barely audible

beeeeeeeeeeeep

Auditory cortex. Could even be further up and the cochlear is damaged or less sensitived for high frequency noises meaning out cochlear or the entry to the cochlear. Could be a reason why their music is more bass like preferring lower frequencies meaning end or deepest part of cochlear.

Its true. Ive witnessed it dozens of times on tiktok live streams. there is ALWAYS a smoke alarm beeping in someone on the niggerpanels audio, and NONE of them notice it.

I hate knowing exactly what I want to post, but not having it on hand
Here we go

No wait, it was 9V

This just means the next chirpidemic will happen in 10 years.

sheeit we got hallway cicadas

Ahahah
Thanks for the screen cap I must have missed the whole thing

It reminds me of the leader of Zimbabwe saying:

food doesn’t come from white farmers, it comes from the store

I honestly didn't think that this was a thing until one of my few black friends tried to be an influencer. During her videos, as sweet as they were, she left the fucking smoke detector beeping in the background.

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It's like the white race has had to stop everything and have a meeting about this topic. Something entitled: White Paper on Black People Who Don't Change Their Smoke Detector Batteries

The "white paper" is confusing to black people. And, the smoke detector phenomenon is confusing to white people. Everybody is at a fucking impasse.

Ayo change your batteries, Nigger

Dey hallway make dey sound

Dun smoke alarm be dey do, Niggua

that was the hallway it always makes that sound

The... the hallway made of wood, sheetrock, plaster, nails, etcetera makes an electronic beeping sound every 10 minutes? No... that has to be bait. Please let it be bait. I refuse to believe someone is that fucking stupid.

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You're welcome, mon pote.

I work call center and I can confidentially say that 95% of all interactions with black people will have a smoke detector beeping in the background. Even having multiple going off at different intervals throughout their house is more common than you think.

Weird design concept. They have direct power so that they can beep when there is no battery. Did a white person really design these things?

While listening to asmr audios I got to one by a black girl and the smoke detector was chirping in the background.

I refuse to believe someone is that fucking stupid.

Don’t forget to vote for more taxes to fix the poor innocent victim communities if blacks in America and Africa in your way out, to fix their socio economic factors so they can get access to a better education and be taught what walls are

t. Tyquavious