Humiliation ritual
Humiliation ritual
I've never been on a plane whats flying like anons?
imagine a jeet sitting above you
Did you take a boat to Canada?
Hi ladies. You are the very sexy. Oh yes baby let me smell your hair oh yes baby your hair smells so good. Oh yes baby your body is so very sexy. Sexy sexy oh yes baby
I haven't flown since the 90s.
Does that layout really save space? You need more vertical space and plane ceilings are low enough you have to duck already.
Poop
Jews love the idea of goyim having to sniff each other's farts
don't do it
if youre too poor for business class then its not worth at all
U share a small tube with people it's like roulette, I once sat beside a fat sweaty smelly guy
Actually im the last White man left in leaflandia
How much extra do you need to pay to be a top rather than a bottom?
put me in this seat
that's an old hat
the new hotness is standing room
Fun for a couple minutes taking off and looking at your potential death. But most of it is very boring. Even worse if you are sitting next to a kid
Those ankles...
Not that I would ever step foot in an airplane again, but if I did, I'd definitely be sitting in the brap level.
Girl in pink has the worst seat.
I'm pretty sure it's only ment to maximize profit
Pretty fucking awesome, I'm shit scared of flying and hate heights but I still love it.
The magical feeling of flying over European Countries, studying the towns/villlages/roads/mountains, flying into candyfloss clouds all while sipping a hot chocolate is glorious. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise
Imagine the brrrraps directly into your face
That does sound comfy
My nii san was telling me domestic flights ere are just infinite trees lol
If you get a window seat and are over a city, you can see the little line of tiny cars driving around and pretend that they're ants you're squishing with your finger.
This is pure embezzlement useless project by literal who companies to appear useful.
and this is enshittification. When all every single airliners decided to agree with this in unison, then it'll be the new status-quo: any protests on this will be silenced, any airliners dare to bring back cheap seats will be shut down.
This is exactly like $80 game is the new $60
how much cheaper is the brap seat?
Have you ever been on a plane before?
With my luck I’d be on bottom seat and a 300lb brap hog would be on the top seat above me
You have to pay more to sit behind a girl
Yea, then the plane crashes and that brap hog's seat gets folded over you pressing your body out the other side like play-doh.
humiliation ritual
Pleasure voyage for others
suck brap!
And I'm saying it would cost them money. There is not enough vertical space above seats that are near the window. They'd have to redesign the plane so that the seats were in the middle with a walkway on the side. They'd still fit the same number of seats, just after a costly remodel.
implying that if the butt is 40cm lower you won't be breathing all the farts anyway
I can fly all over europe for 50€ round trip tickets.. Whats the new price gonna be 10 or 15€?
Kind of awful desu. There are nice aspects, like getting to pass over islands or other interesting landscapes, or getting to watch the sun set/rise above the clouds, and the free movies, but everything else is shit. it's super loud, the food is shit, can't ever really sleep properly, and airports are shit
be me
sitting in the raised back seat
small tiny 20 year old white lady with womens rights tattoos 2 seats ahead
shartissha in between us
shartissha starts screaming this is anti black
white lady hands her seat to her and bows down to her
shartissha struggles to get her 800 lb body up there
2 stewardesses rush over to help and look at me
a clear signal for help
i raise my newspaper to block eye contact
5 seconds later a loud crash and screaming
shartissha's seat collapsed
mfw the woke tiny lady's been crushed
mfw shartissha waddles down the aisle demanding a new seat
It's like a bus except shittier. Window seat can be cool for a few minutes but it gets old real quick.
I am so glad we have a functioning high speed rail system in Spain.
Like a bus but you go up
€100 with an option to upgrade to a deluxe seated option for just as little as €49.99 extra.
its actually amazing especially when you know the pilot is a competent white man, the best feeling is takeoff
nope its completely retarded
a slightly less comfy bus that occasionally shakes around like youre about to die horribly
Please God, let me get brap & plap
also this, or if they are sitting behind you and they have those stupid touchscreens and the dumb kid keeps poking it like a retard cause he doesnt know how touchscreens work
Acompañado por una página web y una app que no funcionan
no padding for the bottom passenger
no support for the top one
lmao this is peak jewish design
dont be acting all high and mighty when your country is so small it could fit in one of our mid sized states
faggots
femholes
full approval
Well I'll be dipped in dog shit.
Reminder that bicycle saddles are known to cause ED, so good luck with this gents
Don't be acting all high and mighty when Spain is whiter with more English speakers than half of your country lmao
sick bastards.
sipping hot chocolate is a british euphemism for sucking dick.
Ah, the force is strong in this one
fuck jews I heil hitler
this will get sued to oblivion by fat americans
its the same as taking a bus but the take off is cooler.