This frightens and enrages Americans

It sounds so stupid it has to be weak bait.

In Texas, we have fat BBC dildos sticking up from the seats.

Enjoy biking in the rain to get to work

t. Wearing tie dye "keep Austin weird" shirt

Niggers steal these

how?

They swap the QR stickers. Someone scans the QR code on one bike, and a different bike is unlocked.

You can have nice things or you can have niggers. You can’t have both.

get to work

entire back and ass is covered in a massive mudstain

get laughed at and told to go home

That stupid cunt had to have emergency heart surgery recently. It will be funny when he dies from being a fat unhealthy carfag.

parasite

When carfags throw this at cyclists it is really an expression of their own cuckoldry to the Jews. They are bitter that they have to pay multiple charges simply to move around when the cyclist travels for free.

You have to defeat the niggers guarding then though.

travels for free

Wait until the science declares cycling licenses are mandatory.

Well I dunno if it frightens and enrages anyone but it is remarkable to say the least about many millenials and zoomers don't know how to ride a bike seeing how they were indoor kids with helicopter muscle mommies and all.

I drive a 2017 range rover evoque as a daily and a 2024 f350 for work. You Wana cope some more sleeping in ur cuck heads and ride your bike to pizza hut to wage slave? Like I said grow up retarded poor commie niggers lol.

yea op all those bikes are in danger of being stolen and trashed and thrown into any body of water the nigger that stole it can find

Sorry fatso, bu I'm just going to keep riding my bike and have fun while you stew in your own fat rolls. You impotent bastard.

That's pretty gay

Wait that's in america retard

corpobike

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bikekike cope

Lll

I must be American at heart

Ah yes kikes definitely love bikes (doesn't make a massive amount of money and the industry is currently in crisis for various reasons) and hate cars (makes them a lot of money both direcly and through big oil), that makes a lot of sense. Retard.

I'll administer the test.
How many times have you shit today

uniform blue bank-cycles you have to rent

Jews love it though

Yes. Bike cucks and the associated cuck culture are antithetical to the high t white man's way of life

Bike shares rarely make money and yes as anons have mentioned, they are frequently stolen. It is a nice idea IF you are in a high-trust society.

Not a single one I might shart later in the shartmart

The retards who rent those have no idea how to ride a bike properly and drive right at pedestrians, run lights, etc. Citibike is fucking cancer. Whatever piece of shit official thought that was a good idea should be flogged.

Not a single one

Sorry idk if you can be American

Bike cucks

High t white males

You sound homosexual.

I don't think Americans would cleanly use public facilities and public rentals without stealing them like they do in South Korea or Japan. They would quickly destroy or steal them.

You sound semitic

Wagie is bragging about his cagie

Its okay gay boy, it's safe for you to come out now. I'm sure mummy and daddy will still love you.

no u gay

Very weak shit rabbi

Americans are too fate and unhealthy to ride a bike.

cagie

Lol biggest cope you losers have. How stupid do you have to be to think that'll be effective?

Very fate. Much destiny

LA is 44 miles north-south and 29 miles east-west. Enjoy your bike ride nigger.

YEE-HAW

Shudder to imagine how dysgenic you must be to suffer the throes of a autismal fit of rage at the mere thought of someone else exercising.
Pure state.

From the thumbnail I thought this was going to be that image of the horseshoe crabs being milked for blood. That's all.

huehue

Why are you so conviced Jews love bikes so much? It makes sense. I really wish Israel would hurry and fuck up so badly that even you Ameritards end up being nuked along with them.

exercising

Normal well adjusted men exercise at the gym. Slaves and cucks cope by calling being forced to peddle to work "exercise"

No what happens is.
Niggers and brown people collectively leave them in the worst places and damage them beyond repair almost immediately

Wait until the science declares cycling licenses are mandatory.

And they will be driving around in cars trying to enforce it while cyclists speed away splitting lanes and driving through bollards and over pedestrian bridges.
We now even have electric bikes that can go 45mph+ for over 50 miles.
Good luck.

kikes constantly promoting reductions in quality of life and freedom for goyim, insist on confining goyim to cities a la agenda 21

Why are you so conviced Jews love bikes so much hurrudurr

How long will it take you to build up enough capital to buy even an acre of tiled land, or a house, working at $15/hr.
Stop bragging about it.

Lmao what a delusional retard you are

No

Like any other international bank, Citigroup is fucking evil. The same fortune 500 companies that are beholden to blackrock EGS incentives (DEI with a coat of paint) bragged that more than 90% of their hires in 2020 were minorities. Christ, I wish I wasn't white at this point. Race of traitorous evil faggots. Thanks for giving everything to the Jews, you cunts.

Yes, I am scared of riding a bike that may or may not get any maintenance and also gets thrashed by niggers. I'll just ride my own I do my own work on, thank you.

Lol what a cope, I hope you keep riding bikes, only people of worth should have good things, and the scraps should go the unwilling.

EGS incentives (DEI with a coat of paint)

DEI is a branch of ESG, but yes shits diabolical

How exactly does cleaner air and improved health equal reduced quality of life? How exactly does a vehicle that can't be tracked as easily as your metal box with a built in tracker reduce your freedom? For those of us that aren't a fat lazy cunt it's easy to ride outside of a city. You really are a fucking retard.

disingenuous kikery post

On brand af frfr no cap

What the FUCK am i looking at??? Kill it with fire, whatever it is.

You're just as retarded as any leftwing faggot that calls everyone Hitler. Death to Pissrael, death to American retards.

anon those are a thing even here, without any major issue

We have this everywhere right next to the scooters

Shut the fuck up, you stupid retarded bitch. Dumbfuck asshole

it's just niggers gonna nig

emotional outburst because I'm immune to pilpul

Y-YOU DUMB

kek

Americans are scum so are Jews. I see no difference between Jew rats and American pigs. I hope all of you die, is that clear enough for you?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lmao. Inpotent insults from a bike kike mean nothing. Except perhaps that I am confirmed right.

No it doesn’t.:who wants to “share” a bike with a nigger or a brownoid..whites want a high trust society where we know each other neighbors names but we r forced to live amongst joggers and shitskins bc they r dumb n low IQ. They ruin everything..if NYC had no blacks it would literally be a UTOPIA and look like Wakanda in reality. Wall St subsidizes niggers and European socialized medicine so suck my huge American white cock. WHITE POWER NIGGER LOVER

Stfu jeet lmfao. I would take the most cucked Sweed bike rider over some random jeet.

Why you talking about dicks, are you homosexual like that other American faggot?

Based

bike kike

Holy fuck the projection and seething lol.
Imagine being so psyopped into needing validation from anonymous shitposters.

cycling is literally the whitest sport. I've never seen a non white person cycling except some eastern Asians. that's why the three main tournaments are in France, Italy and Spain. Also you have to be somewhat thin so that excludes Americans

The truth about rental bikes is the companies who run them, for instance CitiBike in NYC rarely do any maintenance on them. Then when you have a problem, say for instance, you’ve paid for a bike, it unlocks and you go to ride it and the rims bent or handlebars are loose, getting another one takes a long support call and hold times. Most people who rent bicycles in cities are in a hurry to get somewhere. Do better CitiBike!

It's ok Anon he's just shitposting. Anyone with any sort of intelligence knows bikes and walkable cities is the ideal future. Americans do cling on to their vehicles though for safety and a propagandized form of "freedom". They could drive anywhere but they won't. They could rent a car if they wanted to or whatever and do it cheaper than car insurance but they don't. They could be healthier biking but they aren't. It's not their fault they have been programmed from birth to love the vehicle industry. It's really only necessary to have one if you live in a rural area and ideally even then we should be able to get kei trucks and etc and have narrower roads and lower speed limits to stop unnecessary deaths. If you ask an American about the speed limit deaths thing they will either blame the pedestrian/victim or say it's necessary. It's really sad. Also OP my apartment complex has these for free for tenants lol and our city has a ton of bike paths and lanes

one of the worst ideas ever. They have that in Stockholm and niggers keep throwing it in the river.

has 14th emotional outburst

N-NO UR MAD

lmao sad

t. Sucks dicks and eats cum

yea what about it faggot

As European I agree that this looks incredibly gay but it just works in faggot cities like Amsterdam or Copenhagen.

I live out of a truck and a fifth wheel trailer plus a mini trailer in the back. I park my truck and trailers in a hidden place then ride my electric bike everywhere else. Imagine hating being free.

I pop back and you're still talking about sucking dick. You have a serious problem homo, seek help.

We have these. Its an endless game to try and keep niggers from stealing them and leaving them places.

Based Clarkson.

I posted 5 times itt, you at least 21 times.
I'd say you are the seething one here.

niggers steal bikes

I hate those stupid walkable cities! Why don't you idiots just build more roads, parking spaces and drive-ins?!

Get psyoped into being afraid of vroom vroom noises

ACKSHUALLY U R BRAINWASH BY CAR LOVING CAPITALISM

Keep "fighting the power" comrade

post count cope

Kek the lowest of copes, the last refuge for the jew who's been exposed

Kek

We can't have nice things because of niggers.

With niggers (and sicilians like myself) you can't have this shit.

Did they fuck each other?

Cars are expensive and unnecessary and wouldn't need to exist if cities were designed better. It would be cheaper, more efficient, more pleasant, and less deadly for everyone. Btw the future of cars is obviously going to be anything except self driving electric banned so idk why you're supporting them. They won't let us have freedom in the near "distant future". Just go look at a video of any major European city or New York. You can literally get around faster and be more efficient than a city designed for cars. Go on Google maps and larp a daily walk and see how convenient it is when everything is in short walking distance. It's not like you can't have a car, just things aren't all succumbing to your giant metal deathtrap will. It should be even more powerful and fun for you if you're one of the enlightened few with a car that drive it 8 minutes a day

Cars are expensive and unnecessary and wouldn't need to exist if cities were designed better. It

Nice bot

Nice bot

Nice twat

even in scamsterdam people have their own bikes though

nice try, chuddy, but ywnbabb. you will never be a boris bike.

mutts can't cycle scheme, developed country, or even foreskin.

even in scamsterdam people have their own bikes though

geef me mijn fiets :/

I'm guessing that wherever it is that niggers ruin it because they ruin everything.
This is the major problem with utopian ideology. It doesn't survive five minutes with shitskins. You will never have flying cars, walkable cities, robo-taxis or any real civilisation when you have niggers living in close proximity.
They will steal it or destroy it because seeing things that they could never build enrages them to their core.

I would like to see every bikefag publicly beaten to death with a claw hammer. If the power goes out, then I'm coming for every spandex clad boomer.

nigger steals it

I call them commie transporters.

Hear me out 1.5 billion Lee Kims, Sang Lee Cocks and Jenny Lynns out in China. All must obey the Communist party.

Therefore they are the preferred vehicle of the communist. (More bikes than cars still).

Very based

MANY PEOPLE DONT KNOW THAT BUT BICYCLES IN HOLLAND ARE FREE
YOU CAN JUST PICK THEM UP AND TAKE THEM HOME

I would like to see every bikefag publicly beaten to death with a claw hammer. If the power goes out, then I'm coming for every spandex clad boomer.

you sure about that? strong ronnie pickering vibes, you won't do shit mate.

Tempting in a apocolptic scenario to kit out a mountain bike or motorcycle with knee cappers and just drive up next to these specimens. I hate those faggots pretending their on the Tour De France when they're just commuting to work or the Library or the Starcucks so they can have their 2000 callorie sugar drink and shit their spandex on the way home.

petrolhead faggot

shitskins

niggers

etc.

carcucks are beneath bames. you get the rope i'm afraid.

I like how 3/4 the "pro" bike things hinge on the gov not enforcing something different in the future

I'd watch out for cars then son. I've seen a motorist loose it with a cyclist and literally take them out with a door.

Kind of GTA lite out here.

These complete retards think that living in a suburb where you need to get in a car to go literally anywhere is freedom. Nobody outside ever, big box stores and fast food chains the only places to go, complete decay of any sort of community or social cohesion. That’s freedom, not some faggy walkable city where people actually interact with one another

You can just pick them up and smijt them in the gracht

Show flag CHINAMAN.

carcucks seethe uncontrollably at everything with two wheels. what a bunch of insecure, baby-dicked faggots.

youtube.com/watch?v=Bvu4FPdEuqo

mega kike obsessed with baby dicks

Checks out

kek perhaps I should move to Holland, Opens van door hey another free Bike! I'll have so many I'll just through them at fatties.

t. pajeet
germanics cycle, shitskins drive

In america your bike will just get stolen if you have one that is worth more than 100 dollars. Anywhere with bike infrastructure inevitably has such high crime rates that it nullifies any real reason to bike. We do have bike shares, they are run by uber and don't follow regulations but the SF jews are getting rich. You have to understand, america is a crime ridden trash strewn shithole. You euros don't understand shit about our culture. Even if we wanted to bike, some dude in a lifted truck and a chick in an suv who is staring at her phone, would just run you off the road and the second you go inside of your destination human trash will emerge from the gutters and expertly cut your lock and steal your shit.

I'm British actually but whatever. Enjoy those rape gangs chum..p.

Makes sense that Germans cuck themselves as hard as possible for shitskins

carcucks seethe uncontrollably at everything with two wheels. what a bunch of insecure, baby-dicked faggots.

so which country are you from, american hiding under the memeflag?

Anons are horrified by the prospect of having to walk places. You’re talking to agorophobic racist incels who can’t even make a phone call without entering fight or flight mode with their adrenal glands pumping. They only feel safe in giant gas guzzling shit boxes that they have to use to go literally anywhere. “Anywhere” in their case is most likely either a big box store, a fast food chain drive thru, or their job if they aren’t a NEET which is a 50/50 shot. They rationalize the suburban car-dependent hellscapes they live in as “free” because there’s less browns than in cities

British are niggers desu
enjoy life in nieuw-zeeland

The fabled mass of black fixies

Is it common for people just to take each others bikes there?

I got a plan to end bike theivery that doesnt require taking space away from residential or commercial property in the age of the battery lowered jigsaw and this is important

They claim to be cultured but in my experience central Europeans typically know little of the world outside forced immigration.

Ty

Ty

Whatever helps you sleep Chang.
And yes I do thanks.

Nothing you can ever do will make you less of a fat micropenised Chinaman, that must really hit those feels.

agorophobic racist incel

FUGGIN CHUDS DONT WANNA LIVE IN MY GAY COMMIE FANTASY

kek

its such a shame that all those bikes got stolen by niggers.

lol, droom lekker verder maat en vergeet niet iedereen in je plaatselijke moskee overhoop te knallen

I'll admit I had a lot of fun using them Hopp scooters when I went to Iceland. They'd just get vandalised here, yet they were all around the city center there for anyone to use.

You have to understand, america is a crime ridden trash strewn shithole.

So is Paris

We don’t want you here. I’m not lamenting your absence, I’m making fun of you

Show flag CHINAMAN.

Americans are enraged that their government has lost 80% of it's legitimacy

Most commuter e-bikes don’t work in the rain either. Most of them are water resistant to an extent but are not water tight

You're welcome to leave and go be a sodomite anywhere in the world, Juan.

Pretty funny seeing the row of unused bikes while there are way more cars on the street.
Certain demographics in the US won't allow it anyways.

I'm British

with that flag? must be welsh, kek.

Only ONE of those had ever been stolen in Dublin and it was Rihanna while she was on tour here...its hanging up in one of her mansions now

Personally, I love bikecucks.
Them getting rekt fills my heart with joy and laughter

Wanna know how I know you don't understand Americans at all

dats whut dey du mang.

We don’t want you here. I’m not lamenting your absence, I’m making fun of you

Damn right he does

Like my butthole

Lmao

keep riding my bike

The bike in question

dumb af

Bikes are okay as a leisurely activity.
Faggots who work in an office environment and use it as a method of transport are fucking retards.

Wanna know how I know you don't understand Americans at all

tbf, i don't think anyone does.

Americans need to be forced to ride bikes everywhere. Fucking lardasses. If I became even half as fat as most Americans an not be able to see my toes or touch them, I'd kill myself.

That's the kind of mutt that would live in a city

Americans

That's a nigger, closer to a jeet than anything

Goddamn... I remember this shit.
Fucking niggers... the fatigue is just a raging fire.

Americans need to be forced to ride bikes everywhere. Fucking lardasses. If I became even half as fat as most Americans an not be able to see my toes or touch them, I'd kill myself.

mutts are too obese to even fit in regular sized cars. they'll sue ride-share companies for refusing service: youtube.com/watch?v=IlXw61EyZa4

Kek, I remember when cops started leaving bikes around to catch people who would steal them and recording the events. They had to stop doing it b/c only niggers were stealing them. That police department got accused of targeting only niggers.

ameripoors really live like this:

youtube.com/watch?v=sB-P8HnkvKo
youtube.com/watch?v=IftnB9XzYfY

1 out of 10 yanks lives in a trailer court.

This excites and exhilerates the yuropoor

People not using cars is commie

When they can afford and use cars if they wanted to because they can actually save money from not using a car

Yeah Anon...