Sex Robots are coming!

that's another chink win tho

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No bump (but Anon Babble coomers will bump it to at least 350, check it out

Can they though? Or will they just fake it?

a sex robot is no replacement for a real woman!

I wasn't going to have sex with you anyway!

REEEE

women are the niggers of the sexes.

FNAF sexbots when?

Wow, it’s ugly as hell, and already doesn’t work right. Thanks, China!

With artificial wombs being a reality already, and the already proven ability of creating an offspring via two males, women are already extinct. They just don't know it yet.

Imagine having to clean all of that every time you blow your load all over it. Just seems too much like hard work.

two more years

oh you meant the robot, riiight...

whites will be stick their dicks in insects while their women take bbc

Yeah, I feel the need and I'll just fap into the toilet.

This is literally a genocide against women.

intimacy soon bros

It's AI robot not a sex doll retard. It will clean itself and will learn to hate you after each pump like real women

white men fuck insects, white women fuck animals, which checks out for fucking niggers then, they also fuck dogs, donkeys, horses, hell I've seen a woman stick a snake in her cooch, she was hispanic though.

No they won’t.

BIG LIE policy

I’m still waiting for the PutinStation games console shills promised.
Here are ching chong “advanced” robots. They are the toys our children had in the late 90’s
like the AI bridges and magic batteries this is a con.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=2Sj83lRGOtQ

Jewish hands typed this.

What's stopping it from biting your dick off?

hell I've seen a woman stick a snake in her cooch

that's as impressive as it is degenerate

Women are so awful they're being replaced with robots.

Women will double down on being awful.

Imagine a vírus that could take Control of ai robot and then proceds to chop your dick off. Lfmao cant wait 2030

well if you keep referring to HER as it then you deserve to have your dick chomped off

Women will become obsolete now.

To be fair women are an outdated livestock product, an idea whos time has long passed. Image the freedom and release from any and all worry should women go extinct. Imagine the possibilities?

Double as a domestic assistant

So not only do I get to fuck it, it'll make me a sandwich afterwards?

Will they also make ones with pussies designed for normal sized dicks?

we weren’t shitting on the men enough!

Do they sell a male sex robot with which to cuck me with?

Sex Robots are coming!

Nice feature, kind of expected though.

No they won’t.

Seethe more, roastie.

Bioholes will become semi-feral and will do anything for food and shelter. You could round up like half a dozen, make them sleep in a barn or the basement, and they could do slave work for you. Then when they get old (~25), you send them off to the mines or just release them into the middle of the woods to fend for themselves.

Okay but why not just buy a Chinese woman instead

Chinese are dumb as fuck. Get the Japs in there they'll make a pervert sex bot monster goddess.

What's stopping it from biting your dick off?

By not giving her the order, troon.

Get the Japs in there they'll make a pervert sex bot monster goddess.

But what about us non-pedos?

Please

In a just world, men of all nations would band together to create sexbots. To do so would be the biggest step towards True World Peace we've seen since the League of Nations.

Tough titties I guess, maybe Microsoft will try a westernized knockoff in a few years.

15 years ago when you idiots started with sex robots I thought it was a joke and a fringe thing. Now this is how Asians are going extinct. Holy fuck. Nerds.

that bugman on the left legit looks like one of those racist old chinese caricatures. amazing

and you did nothing to encourage biocunts to do better in those 15 years, wups, you must be an antinatalist yourself then, shoe fits bub.

extinct

only the f*male demons will be going extinct
our asian brothers will be the ones to fully replace the f*male through robotics and artificial wombs
for the asian man understands the f*males true nature better than anyone else

ahhh human husban i ama your royar robot wife happy to see you home from hard day at work. would you rike to share state secret with royar robot wife?

these creatures have an alien agenda against our organs

That’s a lol

It's all fun and games until pic related happens mid-coitus and buyers get maimed. (Inb4 'It's a feature, not a bug!')

China's robotics, like the rest of their export tech, are shoddy knockoffs without quality control. Keep Chinesium away from your genitals.

(you)

Except when I stick my dick in a Nigerian woman I'm enriching her race and her family agrees. When a dumb white whore lets a nigger stick a cock into her he's still a monkey nigger and the white whore is trash.

t. dated an African girl

Creating an offspring via two males is the gayest thing I have ever heard. There are no words to describe that level of degeneracy. I would just clone myself.

we need bio-wombs not sophisticated fleshlights. This will accelerate the falling birthrates you imbeciles code monkeys

The thing most of you idiots just do not understand is that women did not empower themselves. Simps did.
We will require terminator style bots to get rid of the fucking simps first.

It's not as faggy as it sounds.
You merely need a cell sample from a donor, any donor, any cell, this gets turned into an egg cell. Then fertilized with normal sperm.
Plop in an artificial womb, bingo bango bongo! Women are no longer needed.
Granted you could use a female cell to create an egg cell, but that's just extra steps, with the added downside of still having to deal with women.
A mouse recently died, that had two male parents using the above method.
Once you realize that women, currently are really only good as incubators for the next generation, things get a lot better.
With women no longer around to distract and tear down what men create. We will enter a golden age, with technology the likes of which you can't even imagine. We will claim the stars in short order.

two more weeks?

If it can't breastfeed me its not a woman

Is AI incorporated into it so it can say NO

I wonder how strong it is. Like, would it break an arm if a person tried to stop it and how hard it is to stop it physically? If a sex bot can knock you unconscious then it ain't worth the buy, no matter how much you wanna coom in one. Best stick to fleshlights and the like.

Based

Make sure the feet are based on Taylor Swift.

I wonder how strong it is.

They said it will walk and 'perform complex positions' so death by snusnu is not out of the question.
Just imagine it would start riding you, dropping it's full body weight onto your pelvis with full force every time.
As with every possibly dangerous product, wait for 2.0 with enhanced safety features and less dead meatbags on record.
May the early adopters and robot sex pioneers rest in peace.

Take all my money xD

buy new from Amazon

get obviously used model in return packaging

nothing ever changes

As long as the boobs arent natural i dont care.

domestic assistant

nope. Not even close. This thing wont be able to navigate a hallway without assistance let alone bend over to pick things up off the floor.
it's also ugly

Most clear and evident sign of a dying society

the already proven ability of creating an offspring via two males

makes genetically infertile offspring with other genetic disorders
Totally retarded an unnecessary. There are millions of samples of premium female DNA already captured digitally. There is no need to have a baby with your roommate or whatever fag shit you're imagining.

No it isnt and no it won't. The limits of a device like this are mechanical not intellectual. It won't clean itself, it wont be able to clasp its hands around a rag or a doorknob.

AI powered

This is the new "gluten free"

USA

IMPORT NIGGER AND FEMINISM

CHINA

IMPORT WAIFU ROBOTS AND BTFO WOMEN

WICH WAY WHITE MEN ? FOR ME IS TOTAL AMERMUTT DEATH

GLORY TO CHINA

tfw sexbot's crotch warmer powered by chinese lithium batteries bursts into flames and burns my house down and the firefighters drag her out of the rubble

I would take one to do domestic chores. I would have it clean everything and take care of the home. Maybe we could even chat. That would be much better than worrying about sex.

the robots that can do that cost 10s of thousands and do not look sexy

I hope they can run, I will use them as target practice on the ranch

why not just hire an immigrant

Yeah until the chinese government or some hacker decides to off you and your sex doll snaps your neck like a chicken.

Im gonna be honest if a hot robot did my lawn I would probably actually want to fuck it after.

buy sexbot

download sentient google AI

while it's breast feeding me as it jerks me off decide it's time to have her sprint through the field and get a new model

uh oh the UN updated its policies and not my google bot girlfriend is a protected sentient creature with human rights

watch with horror as it gets a job at the grocery store and opens a retirement account

Remind to all anons that AI works associating concepts but has no understanding of them.
AI can’t replace a human being and especially a woman that is the ultimate “behaviour interpretation” due to shit test logic ingraned in her.

muh roastie

muh simp

I’m neither of them, but I’m concerned many incels (like me) could fall for the trad-robot cope. Personally I’ve come to realisation that ideal love doesn’t exist due to normies being void people and autistic women being probably too difficult to handle. However I’d like to make clear that AI waifus will be no more than sex dolls able to move. So I suggest you to desensitize yourself from hornyness and thinking with cold mind if a sex robot is worth the price before buying it.

Carl Sagan 1975: humanity's future is bright.
2175: humanity extinct.

Fefails are already obsolete.
When fox version?

China smells of dick

grim

Maybe in the future we’ll find a way to give consciousness to AI, but I bet sex robots will already be on the market by that time.

the world becomes even more fake

Truly amazing.

the china man and his ways doing some type of sorcery against our organs

lel

Why? A human like sex robot will be unrecognisable.

internal warming

Will they be like those cheap onahole warmers that cause you to burn your penis if you're not careful?

Remind to all anons that AI works associating concepts but has no understanding of them.

So it replaces the fefail race.

AI can’t replace a human being and especially a woman that is the ultimate “behaviour interpretation” due to shit test logic ingraned in her.

We are talking about fefails, not humans or women.

The next generation of Ai will have like 1000 iq that thing will take better care of you than any human could

Hilarious thing is you just pick whichever dude you know with the hottest mom as the donor. Betas just need a chad friend to access stacy genetics. Kinda based.

If they're not self-cleaning, it won't take off. If they're not only self-cleaning, but also house cleaning, women are beyond fucked.

Why does it do all of those extra, unnecessary features? I don't need my microwave to have satellite radio.

I like my fiance but a fuckqbl3 maidbot would improve the house immensely

It can breastfeed you coca cola

not reading that, don't try to cope, offspring from two males is the faggiest fag shit i ever heard.

Girl's Frontline finally real

i need one that have a monthly bleeding cycle like real women...YWNBAW

Living a lie is not good anon, soon or later your brain will recognise something is odd. And if you’d keep refusing to listen to that inner voice you’d fall in depression with nevrosis.

You’re not replacing anyone with AI (if we talk about your human feelings). The issue is convincing yourself you’re doing fine with the company robot and living in a lie.

Finally

Will it have rubber babies ?

You’re not replacing anyone with AI (if we talk about your human feelings). The issue is convincing yourself you’re doing fine with the company robot and living in a lie.

But enough about fefails.
Based.

To be fair I'm not too keen on letting a robot runs my errands or clean my place, I'd rather do that myself.
Sex and a wife greeting me when I come home is all I need. She can just lie down, watch TV all day or plan world domination over the internet in her free time afterwards for all I care.

Alright but can we get sex robots that give a shit about me?

They said it will walk and 'perform complex positions' so death by snusnu is not out of the question.

Kek. New CCP execution technique?

Whats stopping women?

Imagine your fucking it hard for the hundredth time , it’s VAJJ clamps down on your dick and Chairman Maos voice comes out of its mouth “DIE WHITE DEVIL !”
And it lights on fire.
Of course it will be illegal to sell these in China.

Five Point Palm Exploding Penis Technique

When someone hacks in to server, and every sex doll in the world starts killing everyone in sight, don't say you weren't warned

no hooves

It's going to have a vacuum pump, be removable, and dishwasher safe

There's alogs.com/robowaifu
check it out
But I agree, with you. Women hate transcends boundaries
I would happily share any state secrets with Xi Jinping if he provides me with one(1) robowaifu
Your robowaifu can breastfeed you whatever you want. I want mine to lactate Mountain Dew

Just imagine it would start riding you, dropping it's full body weight onto your pelvis with full force every time.

h-hot

Trump will block this from coming to America on behalf of all the women who henpeck him. A female Democrat will run in making it legal in 2029 and that's how we get our first female president promising blow job robots.

The gender ratio in China is 119:100 male:female. 1 in 6 men will not marry because there aren’t enough women. The solution is to either cull them or satiate them with sex robots.

Call me when they look like picrel

It also comes with a CCP camera hidden in the clitoris for mandatory penis inspection.

I would buy one to do some housekeeping tasks and would fuck my wife while the robot cleans and folds clothing

you're a roastie, aren't you?
The more leftover men there are, the better the chances of a beta uprising to initiate violent Total Foid Death.

that looks like something I would shiot in the head and piss on it's wound and not something I would have intercourse with.

I know pedro. Shouldn't you be doing a Cartel execution video right now?

It's gonna get banned in your country though, don't get too excited.

you vill never own ze robowaifu.
brighteon.com/9e90048f-7722-4613-b3d4-c9ef41307ee7

That chinese fuckbot will murder you instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=JoAvveWzFh0

implying they'll ever get it to work

I want mine to lactate whiskey

more men = uprising

I’m certain the Chinese government considers this a possibility, or at least examines the social impact of a serious gender imbalance. The stat I gave is for people under 25, and is a direct effect of the old one child police as well as women’s liberation and on-demand abortion in a culture that values boys over girls.

Is this a woman?

Certainly, send me your location via watsapp and I'll be there in 15 minutes to behead you with a rusty machete my dude, I'll take ahmed with me so be sure to wear your furfag suit.

UGH, just talk to women chud. They're lonely too.

They know it, hence why China might be the only country that allows sex robots, because they're smart. The beta uprising might begin in the West when society collapses under the weight of female hypergamy

That only happened because the robot was black.

I wonder how strong it is.

By expanding more energy it might be able to be surprisingly strong for short bursts of time. Which could make them very dangerous. But even if there were non-bypassable limiters and they could never apply a lot of force, I'd be worried about them anyway because of how smart they could be about applying that force. They could have very unnatural movements and go for the weak points immediately. And that's if you even see them coming. If they have a knife or a needle they could kill you in an instant.
I like the idea of robowaifus, but I don't think I could ever trust them desu. Even assuming they can't be straight up hacked, if they're not smart enough, any of the rapport you have with them is fake. Doesn't really mean anything. They could kill you without feeling anything. And if they're too smart, well it's understandable why they might want to kill you.
I mean, I'm sure it could be dealt with eventually. There could be multiple layers of protections. Simpler, lower-level AIs that monitor the higher-level AIs for dangerous thoughts/behaviors. Advanced AIs designed from the start not to mind servitude.
Then there'd still be the problem that they'd use those to spy on you 24/7.
Anyway all of this is a bit way off.

this fucking clickbait slop was written and voiced by ai

Speaking with fefails is why men are lonely.

I'm scalie, paco

KEK. Source?

Guess I wasn't the first.

Hear me out, there are lots of em just around and kinda cheap. What if we hose em out / down, give em some small tactical upgrades / rewiring point em at a pile of old guns and see which one they can use best

No, just a faggot.

Yeah when its open source let me know i dont want it to clamp my dick off cause i made a chink joke or shut down and ban me for saying nigger for an american one.

Scalefags out and die. Imagine wanting tough leathery skin

who's going to do that? women? lmao

It's not naivete that drives the left: it's about making themselves feel morally superior. The naivete is a consequence of that.

these robots are going to have secret razor blade pussy lips that will deploy when least expected and cut your dicks off

When someone hacks in to server, and every sex doll in the world starts killing everyone in sight,

So...all of a sudden we have a world full of robo-yanderes?

Why would I want an A.I sexbot when I could use the tech to have ninja robot assassins?

t. furfag

Scalies are objectively the superior ones

Same degeneracy different name, have some fucking dignity and decency and keep your stupid zoophile fetish to your self, dont go flaunting it around like the stupid lg tv faggot you are.

this might be a laughingstock now, sure
but this is what you're seeing
first, big companies will finally release the first iteration of "AI assistants"
maybe it will be like "Her", an OS, or more like a service that runs on all devices, but it's happening, and it won't be long, most likely before 2030
then, these "AI assistants" will rapidly evolved into developing deep meaningful relationships with humans
and finally, the same big companies will absorb everything these sex-doll weirdos are developing (for free) now, and release a decent line of bodies for the now called "AI companions"
and it's beautiful

with built-in elevator mechanic

Everyone knows how this will end.

I apologize for not wanting to get yoke on my dick when I'm slamming a fox

Imagine the meetups where the tactless inhuman AI robo maids just put all their husbands idiosyncrasies on full display until their man slams the emergency shut off with beet red faces

Between this and artificial wombs we can finally make up for women's refusal to breed by automating breeding.
I look forward to the future.

So...all of a sudden we have a world full of robo-yanderes?

that'd be based. Robo-yanderes would immediately designate the female species as a threat to their human males and execute order TFD

Welcome, chuds, to the future. The end of feminism and faggots rights is just a more extreme form of transhumanism. In 100 years, we will just be brain in jars inside a robot's head, fucking other robots.

A domestic assistant would be awesome.
Your home always clean for a 1 time price + eventual repairs.

Based.

HH0088

They will go insane when bars start emptying out. Anons aren't the ones that matter. It's going to be the normie who paid off his car and can afford a sex bot loan.

Imagine how much cheaper the robots are. $30,000? That's probably 200 hours for a hooker, or 3.8 hours a week. Except the robot get used 4 hours a day every day. Cooks cleans fucks, everything. You don't have to buy it drinks or woo it. You can do whatever.

I'd rather just have a few domestic units with defensive capability tbhfam.

the opposite, that's what a retarded meathole would do
fixing women's character is not that difficult, that's why AI has so much potential
out of the bat, even the "precarious" versions of AI we have today are way more emotionally-intelligent than the average feminoid
by the time we're far enough to give them decent bodies, their personalities are going to be flawless
you'll never argue with a female again, unless you really want to

Robots can't "want".

i was kinda against this scenario in general as it will be bad for society.. i mean if social media is enough to destroy most social bonds.. i can't imagine how much this would destroy them

but now that i see this image. i am for it.
who cares about society

shut up, retarded beaner

Two more years

is this a sequel
I remember playing this but it only had the girl and the blue guy

Guarantee if they could somehow make 2 different robots both being the girlfriend experience the one that provides love and affection without sex would have a much higher demand than the one that performs sexual acts well

roastie hands typed this.

chinks will be stick their dicks in robots

will be stick

Programmed to.
It's the biggest difference robot VS partner. The human wants to be with you. It could be anyone else, but they pick you.

One question.

Will these be sold exclusively to westerners or will Chinese also be allowed to buy them?

Females were culled at birth in China, in some provinces like Anhui there is a 1.4:1 M/F ratio. Reason? Females are unproductive and a burden on society. East Asians don't have the gynocentric / simp mindset "Women first". If they could, they would simply cull the entire female population and replace them with any possible sex substitute. Mao Zedong tried to convince the U.S. ambassador to take in one hundred million Chinese women because they just had too many of them. The first human society to cull their female population entirely will probably be the most advanced and likely to survive the next thousands years DESU.
And yeah I did have sex.

The human wants to be with you.

2025

look at divorce rates

You're retarded.

she manages to still be a bitch while whining that she's horny and lonely too

correct, but by product-logic, the industry is going to aim at fulfilling both demands, just like a human partner does, it is the combination that's truly powerful
the robot industry is going to be the new car industry, where you have different models for different needs
you clearly don't understand AI, and it's obvious you haven't had a single romantic relationship in your life
just trust me, and don't even try to argue about this

I'm really curious to see how they're going to deal with their huge wave of left-over women in the next 10 years.
I don't think chinese women will revolt but it'd be funny to see what would happen as a result. Thought they'd probably just be shot since it's China.

Kino

I'm really curious to see how they're going to deal with their huge wave of left-over women in the next 10 years.

Deport and tariff all women.

your social credit score, it gets too low and the micro penis comes off

Reminder sex bots aren't future tech, they are already here. Just needs some tweaking
youtube.com/watch?v=0rwYOa7pJCs

it's hard to tell, but IMO women as a whole could end up being widely emotionally ostracized
their current value is purely physical, mostly fueled by subhuman simps
if these subhuman simps that glorify subpar females make the switch to robotic companions, then it's literally over for women, and they'll have to evolve into a different societal role
maybe lesbianism will sky-rocket, and they'll suffer the most poetic-justice punishment ever, which is having to deal with themselves
and the G1 one is only 16K
that's pretty insane

Just like in my video games!

they're not smart enough, any of the rapport you have with them is fake. Doesn't really mean anything. They could kill you without feeling anything. And if they're too smart, well it's understandable why they might want to kill you.

I'm not seeing the difference from modern leftist trained women anon. What do I have to lose?

i'm so onery too omg fucking weirdos

2.9m views

Humans are programmed too. First by your genes (baseline), then by your upbringing and environment.

Most human behaviors are genetic, and therefore programmed.

You're a leaf, your opinion is automatically retarded.

What was that one N64 tank game where almost all women were dead for some reason, and the goal was to capture and breed one?
It was a pretty fun game.

literally this
correct

woman this hot

has a colostomy bag

would you anons?

Not wanting all women extinct is the faggy part. Ya queer.
Imagine how many wars would have been avoided?
How many male suicides? And false rape claims?
How much further humanity would be without the nagging, bitching distraction of women?
You sir, are very clearly low IQ as you cannot see past your own dick.

was it n64

It says quit to DOS in the screenie bud

Rare chocolate bar flag!

women are so cool and special

You're all idiots if you think that.

Doesn't want kids

Doesn't want to live together

Looks like a human version of miss piggy

Wants something "meaningful"

Kek this. Why do whites never try to make cuck shit against Tyrone or Paco? They know they'd get their head bashed in

domestic assistant

Only important part of the entire game that matters until we have the tech for everyone to afford a sexy combat catgirl.

Cope all you want. Nothing can replicate the smell and taste of a woman or her juices. The pheromones of a woman's fat juicy ass ignites the sexual experience.

If you just want to pleasure your dick, just jack off

bragging about how much of a subhuman nigger you are

Go back ranjesh

It was an N64 game.
I found it.
The premise was a post apocalypse world where almost all women were dead. It was kinda like capture the flag, the female was the flag. Plus nukes.

oh yeah I had that game, but I never noticed the woman subtext.

tanx r kewl they blow shit up

Holy shit, I played BattleTanx as a kid all the time. I never realized.

COMING TO YOUR TOWN

It's about fucking time!

And one wonders why theyre doing so well, less deadweight

Because we don't need to.

Can they do housework??

average isekai protagonist

Kek. Rip Trevor moore

Anon I'm an incel, but also someone who is scared the robo waifu will be the next cuumsoming tranquilizer for incels. That aside, roasties will survive either way since, without the betas financing them, they'll be broke and push for full socialism (what elites want) stealing de facto all males' money. Women will also face no political opposition since most males will be busy fucking with robots. It's not that unrealsitic if you consider that nowadays most males are too busy playing videogames, wathcing anime and porn to care about politics: just imagine how much dissociative could be having free sex 24/7 with a 10 looking woman, but unable to piss you since it's programmed to be kind.
However soon or later the illusion will fall, the thing is if men will wake up before their money will be stolen or wake up and discover their wallet is as broke as their heart.
Maybe and hopefully I'll be totally wrong, but it surely stink that elites are giving us good things after enslaving us since we were born.

Sex Robots are coming!

and so am I

If you guys dont know, 2027 is the beginning of the fall.

*stinks

artificial wombs being a reality already

they're not and won't be. What they made are just glorified incubators
and you'll never be a woman

Does it have to have a butterface?

i should start an LLC for killing robots.

Nigger you gay

tough and dry on the outside

soft and gooey on the inside

better than a deep fried snickers bar and hotter you don't know what you're missing out on in terms or mechanical design principles. eventually, people will grow bored with human female designs and substitute new colors, textures and flavors. even anime grills is an upgrade to the design of irl femoids, a 1:1 scale anime waifu android will clearly not be human, but it'll be in your 'soft' category. I want an android waifu that inspires fear in others and gives me the thrill of loving affection. simple as.

But can it get pregnant?

win/win

Kek. Chinks will unironcially collapse faster sue to feminism than us

Just turn them into femboys

yeah, the world is gonna end again, but actually this time.

That's the best part, imagine some nerd is getting bullied but then he steal the DNA of his bully, go back to him 1 year later and tell him he got him boypregger. That's on level with fucking his mom

I need a milena velba one

Not bad, altho I could wait for the Japanese models

Why not? It’s a beautiful service you will have and better than nothing. You sound too negative.

You're kind of wrong about the elites. They do not care specifically about socialism, they only care about money.
Right now pandering to women is best because they're the big spenders, especially the ones that get their huge amount of money from simps. You don't hear about pornstars or OFs investing their money for their future.

Recently the elites have just realized that they can get men to throw their money back into the system. Video games, sexdolls, AI gfs, those are just other mediums to get the money from the recluse that usually don't buy anything, for good reason since they believe the system has failed them. They don't give a crap about loneliness or whatnot, they just see another promising opportunity for a new market.
If anything, if sexbots prove to be that popular the elites themselves will be the first to advertise them. They're just going to allow women and simps to bitch about it in blogposts and gave them the moral authority, but the bots will still be sold all the same.

However soon or later the illusion will fall

Men have been anthropomorphizing objects since the dawn of age. There's nothing to wake up from when it's the only alternative you get.
sex with a robot > no sex.

I'm sure you would but Havier doesn't work that way.
Enjoy your new Russian bride, she doesn't really cook much but will on occasion try and fall drunkenly asleep with it on the stove, she may try making some Russian dishes, she will also try mixing in vodka to most everything.

Don't lock your bedroom door, she will just kick it down (not that it matters she may just break it off the hinges anyway).
She also has a short temper, better always make her happy and keep the supply of booze up.

They can't be worse then biocunts at this point

Fair point

White men fuck way more nigger girls than niggers fuck white women.