Give up the chocolate jew

Ive eaten one bar of these per day for the last year or so. Recently, I began suspecting it was giving me headaches. So a few days ago I stopped. I've had incredible withdrawal symptoms. I feel so fatigued I can't get out of bed. All I think about is chocolate. Every night I dream about eating it. I used to have it all throughout the day, sometimes Even waking up at night to eat more. Now, even my Ritalin and my nicotine can't get me going. I've lost a lot of elo in chess the last few days because I can't concentrate.

This is a warning. Don't take chocolate lightly.

go mow my lawn, paco

It's caffeine you retard. Fucking kill yourself

one bar per day

Yeah, you had a problem anon. I eat a few of those squares once a week when I'm visiting mom. And not every visit. The bar lasts over a month.

Stop eating white people food

Start eating dark chocolate 75% for a couple of days

slight headaches

feeling of dryness in the eyes and mouth

more eye floaters

chocolate might indeed be a jew

Every night I dream about mexico on fire and I've never ate a mexican once.
You make it make sense.

So just eat it again. Chocolate is part of you. You are a chocolate monster now. Chocolate makes you strong. Chocolate makes you whole.

Why the fuck do you eat so much chocolate? It should be a treat, not "once per day"
Anything that you have "once per day" that isn't a necessity is at worst a waste of money and at best a degenerate addiction

it definitely does something, sometimes I'll eat a bar of 85% an hour before smoking weed and one bowl fucks me up whereas it's usually only a slight buzz

That's why I'm like a chocholic except for booze

Don't take chocolate lightly.

Let me guess, you also drink coffee every single day. You are weak

Wtf you babbling about? Did this chocolate give you a high of some sort? Also it does have theobromine which may cause headaches but in now way are you friggin withdrawing from chocolate dude

I eat like 2 pieces of this exact bar a day (at most) unless I’m high then I go ham on the whole thing. I’m burning 2000 cake a day between work and cycling though.

Dark chocolate is rich in flavonoids and will help tame inflammation. Underrated

this

youtube.com/watch?v=kLK0HZNTbuE

I was doing this, eating a whole bar and getting stoned but started waking up in the middle of the night pissing chocolate out my ass
So I stopped that

I don’t know if it got me more high I was just eating it to pig out cuz it tastes good and I never eat junk food otherwise
So it was an indulgence but there’s no free rides

It also has theobromine and a few other stimulants in it, apparently.

Oh what I'd do for a meager square of this stuff right now...

I'm white

Migraines. I've had migraines like five times a week this last year. Didn't connect the dots until recently.

I thought it was good for you

Chocolate make me go mental.

it's the withdrawal that causes the headache, same thing happens with caffeinated soda. though chocolate and cheese can be a cause

You're eating shitty western chocolate

Chocolate is the secret weapon. Don't tell them I told you this. *nudge nudge*. Good source of epicatechin. Powerful myostatin blocker.

This faggot is addicted to water. Literally a disgrace.

Let me guess, you also drink coffee every single day.

No. Only Ritalin and Zyn (nicotine pouches). I did not want to add in a third stimulant.

Migraines can be caused by multiple things

Fuck man, you've got issues. Try doing a full fast for a day. Maybe drink some water. If it works. try again some other day. Eventually it should stop all sorts of cravings

You must have missed your chocolate meal. Be more disciplined in scheduling your chocolate intake. Set your watch.

Ritalin is for kids. Why aren't you taking Adderall like a normal adult who takes prescription ampetiamines

white grapefruit can have a similar effect from things I've read, probably the shitting too only pure acid

You seen that episode of Batman Beyond with the steroid patches and the guys on it going absolutely fucking mad but he's too based to be stopped? That's chocolate.

I used to. But since 2021 it hasn't been available in Mexico anymore.

adderall sucks, dextro is where it's at

switzerland is a hive of masonry. nestle does the work of the devil. surpisingly, OP is *not* a homosexual, but incredibly based. certain brands of chocolate are major migraine triggers. ditch the brown jew.

Yeah it'll be fine I'm sure

tfwy eat 3 oz bar of dark chocolate a day

Eat 2 dozen eggs a day with a bar of dark chocolate and it's like Gaston Beyond mode.

You beaner can't even afford a Lindt a day, you are lying!

Based. More people need to see the truth.

Swiss people = mountain jews

Really gets the nogging going

That's a lot of sugar. Which for me is a migraine trigger.

Chocolates on the tariff list, means it’s for rich fancy lads only

Good luck, bro. I'm out. See you on the other side.

You fucking retard, that shit is SUPER toxic. Cocoa is LOADED with OXALATE. Not to mention it is LOADED with toxic heavy metals like Cadmium.

chocolate

brown

tobacco

brown

soda

brown

coffee

brown

tea

brown

niggers

brown

why jews love (((brown))) so much

Chocolate contains important minerals like magnesium and copper, which you probably aren't getting elsewhere in your diet. You might just be craving these minerals. Chocolate can be good for you, but most brands are high in lead, so you have to be careful.

holy shit it all makes sense now

This is elite knowledge, but people don't want to listen. Chocolate is monster fuel. It will make you a God.

Matcha green tea... But that's for another thread. I don't want to blow your mind to pieces.

I have that in 85% and I eat one square a day, 10 squares. You are only supposed to eat 3 pieces a day. I bet you have black shits that look like internal bleeding. Take pics and use it for sick leave "Hey I can't come in today because I am bleeding internally" "OK but after 3 days you'll need a Dr. excuse"

OXALATE

Red pill me on this. I've heard of this before. What makes it bad?

Whoa

please, use an elephant gun

You want an elephant gun? My words are an elephant trebuchet.