/OPL/ ON PATROL LIVE Chad saturday cat EDITION

ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT

Where the fuck is LIVE PD?

GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE

Hurr Durr it's not actually live

THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.

Why is this on Anon Babble?

LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.

What Channel?

REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE

Nigger.

my system is down

All crime, including murder, is now legal.

niggress with big tiddies

y-you and your friends can stay here

What is pol eating

saturday cat

that's caturday sir. Anon Babble was the home of caturday back when

Big ole booty on Laquisha

I had some spicy hummus earlier and some habanero jack cheese just now.

Diet coke

Bunch of cars driving recklessly

Accident cripples somebody

Does FAFO apply here?

Niggers
Are
Not
People

yids rape kids

fresh bread, lets go!

what the fuck is this yard

Two pounds of orzo and cabbage

What a dump

literal dump

A meth addict lives there

just a sheboon doing nigger things

Haven't decided yet whether Jill Falcon can get it or not.

Great question. Immediate thoughts:

-Very early on a car in a pursuit went airborne, ran into a porch, and the driver got away. AA perp, not sure if ever caught

-The hotties at the backyard party after the college rugby game

-Pursuit that led to crash involving Chief T and his dept

-An early NJ case where a cop and perp got into a physical fight after traffic stop. Cop as Arabic maybe and won. Perp was out of state and carrying illegal gat

-The gas station prostitute who appeared in two consecutive episodes

She made remarks that revealed she's Christian and between that and the degradation being shown I'm surprised Dan aired it

I think it's a homeless encampment?

Looked like a nice compound miter saw once

Danny finna smell some weed

I can smell it too Danny!

exhibit a

cant find cytube channel

goddammit where do I watch this

not clicking shrimp

not downloading some shit

driver starts to pull over

let’s get in a break

nothing wrong with living at the dump bud

I thought that was Mendez?

Google the tv app

i will double check

danny brown pulling over a car

he can smell the pot

PeacockTV.com

check the last thread or archive, it's been posted

damn i thought this shit was gone sweet thx bro

Would slap n plap

get VLC search for bcolive link

Lazy cumday drivers

actually i can't confirm or deny right now, will have to wait til next week

To be completely fair to Danny, who is a faggot, most cars smell like weed.

the duality of man

Danny is a bro you shut your mouth doper

danny may be a faggot but he literally never misses.

adopts a negro accent in your proximity

Southern accent

You will smell weed anywhere large groups of African American gather. May as well be a law.

I have never smoked weed. I’ve never done any drugs besides caffeine and alcohol. I wish I did more when I was younger.

I hear in danny brown's household they roleplay interracial just by turning off the lights, danny's voice is all the immersion a girl needs

camera guys are GOATs of this show

ebonics =/= southern =/= appalachia

none of these are the same, similar, but not the same

white

face tats

talks like a nigger

This is what the third bitch like this tonight?

play dumb all you want to

Some kinda satanist whore

Tattoos or disease?

Is that a tattoo on her forehead or is it Ash Wednesday again already

That's the hebrew character for the number 6.

Face tats

Tats that look like scabs.

dont get it twisted this is average and if you think otherwise you grew up sheltered

She looks like a nice lady.

Fair question.

She's a member of the Foot

Tattoos or disease?

same difference. tattoos are degenerate

the dark heart of lousiana

Probably where she ripped her skin off when she smoked meth and imagined bugs in her skin

See

I hope to never in my life enter Louisiana

Serenity now, insanity later.

footage of driving to a call

Riveting

Her pentagram shirt didn’t show up on night vision.

Howdy y'all! Been a coon's age since I done watched me some TV! Hey, does any of y'all know what happened to that dumb-as-a-box-of-rocks cop from Nye County? That one who, more'n a year back, just went and charged at this poor homeowner, throwin' him right through his own front window for no darn reason, then blamed the homeowner for it! I'm always wonderin' what became of that no-good sumbitch.

you fuckin gaslightin son of a bitch, check the tattoo

For me, it's the Mid-Atlantic
I don't care what people say, Maryland and Delaware are shitholes.

faggot

promoted, homeowner got 20 years

justice served

Kill Yourself FAGGOT

They all have tattoos. I bet Mendez has the same one.

Jamarcus's Law: The greater the density of African Americans, the increasing probability that second-hand marijuana smoke is noticeable.

This bitch is into some evil shit

I drove through it last year. The gas stations sold pickled eggs. That was sweet.

Check out her T-shirt.

That's pretty wild.

Some good food in New Orleans but that’s its only redeeming quality.

I can save her

Wiki that shit before they take it down.

Absolutely a truth. I work in a hospital and the black patients family members always bring in a cloud of weed smoke.

It's okay to pass through a shithole but never a great idea to hang around

yes

tfw no Thousand Sons girlfriend

why do i live

Alcoholic Wiccan. I fucked one once I can tell.

She’s one of them hillbilly witches that put hexes on ex boyfriends and turn kids into to frogs.

Your name better be Jesus

hillbilly witch is actually one of the scariest things.

when worked at a jiffylube I'd see around a dozen dildos a week and that by far is the filthiest one ive ever seen

looks egyptian

what do you call the vocal effect of the deal dash bitch? Ivanka has it too and also bobbi althoff. And I assume many more lesser known.

Some granny women can dangerous. I knew one that put a hex on a singer in a local country band and he lost his voice altogether. They can ruin your crops too.

driving my car

get shot in the side

crash into a house

just another day in monroe

I don’t get it. Do people just drive around with them in case they need to compulsively masturbate?

oh lawd we got a dead nigguh

Vocal fry.

has danny not smelled weed???

Hows tonight?

seems more than that with a physical cheek pull back effect

no dan

We have a dead nigger.

just another day in monroe

No shrugs given

a dozen dildos a week

Where'd they keep them? In the cup holder?

Based trips tells the truth

hey, you can't park there

“Males”

sleeping peacefully

nigger crashes car into your home

many such cases

boulder highway

The worst place in Vegas

nigger

Wow, Anon Babble always has these videos of Black women destroying stores and now we get to meet one

They ripped that niggers fake hair off

"Let's speak like a human"

Calling the next bake if we have one

On Patrol Live: Wibbly Wobbly Edition

What a Final Destination evening to have. A brown guy shoots another brown guy and your kids' bedroom wall explodes into debris.

las vegas segments are just schizos now

The gas station at Barrett is sweet. Sinclair prices without risking your life.

protect your ac unit

I live here. Las Vegas is full of lunatics.

simulation

you don't want niggers niggin up your condensing unit

Its not uncommon in the ghettos for crackheads to steal AC units. I've seen multiple churches get robbed and some of them have like 10-20 AC units. The insurance claim was like $150,000 and the crackhead probably got $150 for the scrap copper.

yeah, i live here too. used to live in north las vegas.

Live PD was actually rebooted as OP live which is a 100% AI

It never occurred to me to steal AC unit.

This show is actually all on a set in LA

based duck operator

I still like visiting, but less and less would want to live there. I will say thought that as dangerous as the roads are, at least people there drive with a sense of purpose.

t. live in Seattle where mopes take 25 MPH speed limit signs seriously

What is Pooph made of?

Dude, I went to a call once where a crack head took a pair of bolt cutters to cut the copper service line to a laundromat. Extra thick wiring for all the amperage those places pull. It was a live wire and they still managed to steal it.

Evidently some substance that is okay to grind into your dog's eye with synthetic fiber shedding cloth.

I'm going to to watching cheers. See y'all next week

you're older than i thought

See you. Hope that stroke you're having passes.

Kek, it's a seadoo

have you even been in these threads? I post every time. It is basically a cupric iodide aqueous solution. It is copper and iodine. It does work on organic based odors.

Id say it was mostly college girls and gay college dudes. No privacy in the dorms so might as well do it in the car while parked in a park
Had one chick admit she liked fucking herself while driving.

do you have your life preservers

See how pleasant police encounters can be when you just listen to the cop and don’t pull your strap out

no privacy in the dorms

I could usually find some free, private time in a dorm room to beat off.

Thank you.

Dayton beach gets to wear shorts!

You know why I'm pulling you over

No

You don't know?

No

...

You know what you did and it's aggravating me

i violated traffic laws because i was goin to pick someone up

Now we get to see what happens when you blow the opportunity to make it a good encounter.

Buh dey cansol

I will never understand the nigger tactic of pretending you don't understand what is going on or what people are saying
It never works
It might have worked on some fed up underpaid public school teacher with no power over you but not with the cops.

trips of truth

Naw fuck that. If a cop pulls me over it’s not my job to explain why. Write up the ticket and fuck off.

Who does this faggoty Michael Cera commercial appeal to?

Just respond with "why did you pull me over," or say nothing. Worst answers you can give are "no" or mentioning any ticketable offense.

What ethnicity is Jill Falcon?

What a tight ass

most ads are for women now. women make 85% of all purchasing decisions

She's the department comfort officer. They only put her out on the street for viewership. Normally she's getting railed in the men's bathroom back at the station.

dispute between a man and woman

it's a tranny

Top kek

handicap sign by the stairs

Before I go, officer, could you please check to see if there's any reason for you to detain or arrest me?

lee county FL

who got the bikini pics?

zero tears

Bro sold out his tranny for trying to get him arrested
Nice fake tits tho

Ugly ass dude.

I stand corrected. Nice parting gift to an ex.

TF? He doesn't even have pancakes, swag or a wrangler?

least trustworthy person i have ever seen

ok then

Just tuning in now, did I miss anything of note tonight?

It's like that Chris Rock joke

...

No, that's not the one

probably

God bless low-riding cars so we can see this ass in all of it's glory.

Dead nigger.

the NY/NJ losers at Reelz think this is normal

She has already been fucked to death.

Deftones shirt

that was unexpected

But the mom won't say anything about the people or activities that endanger her?

>Deftones shirt

this is a waste of time

This chick is a real Laura Palmer.

leaping lizard's

What did she mean by that?

It's her MKULTRA recall code so she'll return home.

niggers are the missing link between humans and apes and are just now being introduced to society. they will all die off along with the rest of the flag when the next global event happens

shots unfired

serenity is going to roast dan live on air

shall be watching

It’ll be funny when serenity calls Dan a white man

I hope she gets up and starts showing off her butt and Dan gets all flustered because he lost control of the show

niggers are the missing link between humans and apes

meds take them white are divine being

well fellas this aint the worst ep ever. good to post w you. remember the veterans.

Semper fidelis.

demotion

Ya blew it big time buddy

Serenity Smith is going to be in the studio

I can't wait to hear her ad-libs to Dan's commentary

Now let's go to South Carolina where a man has crashed his car into a porta-potty

Dats Nasty!

Ok, now we're going to go to Florida where a snake has went into a local restaurant

Oh hell na

It’s worth it to hang out in here with anons. I like the show but it’s not as good as it used to be.