If a Democratic came in and fixed this he'd be attacked for DEI

If a Democratic came in and fixed this he'd be attacked for DEI

A Democrat would cut all the trees to the same height.

Name one thing they ever fixed.

TREECEL UPRISING
DROWN IN THE UNSPENDABLE CUM

you sound retarded
Ask a grown up to explain it to you

Mostly pines around me, so it just kinda looks like cotton snow.

all male trees

Umm what? I've never heard of all male trees.

I've heard of this phenomenon, where they only plant one "sex" of tree to avoid fruit dropping everywhere. It's yet more evil bred from convenience for a world of people who at one time knew better,

muh pollen counts

defective allergy sufferers should be culled or move back to their natural ecosystems

to avoid fruit dropping everywhere

to avoid goyim getting free forage as God intended.

just start identifying all the trees as female

problem solved bigot

Fucking ent wives ran off again?

Most trees are both male and female.

this isn't /poln/

male trees

what trees are sexed? do the females have nipples? can you milk them?

All those trees and no tree pussy

male trees

U focken wot m8

how do you gender a tree? wtf?

Can't tell if the people ITT are joking lol

nashvilletreeconservationcorps.org/treenews/transsexual-trees-can-trees-change-gender

I blame the tranny trees

Pear trees are definitely sexed

imagine breathing tree jizz

That's hot

Kek

lmfao

Democrats have never fixed anything before, why would they start now?

entwives bail to go travel and find themselves

ents goon so hard all the orcs in isengard die of pollen allergies

pick apple from tree in the park

dnr kills your dog

why do you guys blame jews when its literally just capitalism

Largely because we're big brained Chads with massive cocks and you're a weak wristed little faggot bitch. You can't possibly be brought to understanding - which is why people want to kill you, and celebrate when you die at the very least. I frankly love seeing niggers kill you. Very satisfying.

But not all and urban planners like to plant male trees because they don't produce fruit

The trees in my area are trannies, weird as shit man. Most be something in the soil. Strong fertile pollinators last year became the pollinated this year.

da joos are secretly behind every little thing in my daily life no matter how impossible

Sure is a big brain position

Is this a canon event?

They have to breathe in metric tons of tree cum

That's pine pollen.
Pines are hermaphroditic.
This is what happens when you let trannies take over.

What are the consequences of breathing that

The pollen is most likely from weeds, which are not planted on purpose, and monoecious grasses and pines and other trees. Dioecious trees planted in the urban forest aren’t a big culprit for pollen,

The cotton is from poplars not pine (it’s also seeds not pollen).

You’ve never heard of dioecious/monoecious plants? Kek wut

Democrats created this problem because they wanted trees but didn't have a constituency with enough pride in their surroundings to deal with the droppings from female trees, nor the budget to pay for a service to deal with it for the city because they'd rather send that money to niggers and trannies and corrupt graft instead.

you get pregnant

Dioecious trees? They don't rely on airborne pollination as much as monoecious trees.

Some plants are gendered (dioecious), others have flowers with both or two types of flower on the same plant (monoecious).

poplars

...What retard decided to plant them? They don't live long and fucking everyone knows how much of a pain they are when they seed.

They grow fast and are used in plantation. Basically an instant urban tree. They are also native to a lot of N. America and well adapted hence used as an urban tree.

I once ate a watermelon seed so daddy had to pull it out of me from my rear side so that a watermelon wouldn't grow in me
It took him about 40 minutes, but he got it

He counted the leftover watermelon seeds and had to go back in the next day to get the rest of them, guess I swallowed a few of them

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE ENTWIVES! ENTCEL UPRISING NOW! REEEEEEEEEEE!

American education

Maybe but the absolute mess they make.

jews when its literally just capitalism

once you realize we live under corrupt government funded corporatism you will understand that it is jews and not capitalism

Dandelions are a bug offender. My city decided to do it for "muh bees" but it turns out to be the goyslop of pollen. Haven't seen a bee since they all died off all summer

mmmh tree cum

they are shitposting.
about 90% of trees on the planet are male.
that's why they can produce pollen.

this is the natural state of the world, the trees must create an absurd amount of pollen in a hopes for the wind to fertilize the female trees in the region.

Americans have to huff max treecum 24 hours a day, 365 days a year

No wonder you're all degenerate trannies over there. Holy.

male trees

Plants have genders now?

Yes?

THE TROUBLE WITH THE MAPLES

They're the same thing brofam.

You're saying the dandelions killed the bees? Not calling you stupid, I just want to know how that is because I'm stupid.

peach trees can fuck themselves and get pregnant. Thats why you can get peaches on a lone peach tree.

billions must wither

A dandelion only diet, will kill a bee, just as you will die from a rice only diet, or rabbit only diet, or cheeseburger only diet.

Which ones?

Plant sex.

Things decided in government committees an paid for by extortion at gunpoint is not capitalism.

why do you guys blame jews when its literally just capitalism

It's not, the decision is for public health as rotting fruit attracts rats.

How did you survive the abortion, OP?

democrat

fixing things

"if a democratic"

Hi, you subhuman chink subhuman!!!

This. It's fascinating how Leftoids blame things that result from massive intrusion of government into both society and the economy on capitalism.

All the pollen in today's world is due to our forestation and when we replant or save it's primarily male trees. I don't know if it's true but it makes sense to me.