Do german “men” really pee sitting down?

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I sit down the pee so urine particles down splash all over the place.

At home I always pee sitting down. Have you seen how much piss splatters over the floor, walls and your legs when you pee standing up?
Maybe manlets don't notice, but from our height the piss hits the pot with a lot of force. Especially if you have a shelf style toilet this is problematic.
Outside my house I usually pee standing up.

this fat fuck shits because he can't control what he shoves in his mouth

gay

If there multiple people you gotta sit, it splashes. Public bathroom whatever

I'm surprised it's not coming from Sweden.
Takes the fun out.

plus sitting when you pee at home gives you a good 5 minutes of hiding from your kids and looking at your phone

damn right: you're dirty enough already to become a faggot, leafcuck

This. I bet all of your home bathrooms glow under UV, caked in urine; and the toilets are stained inside and out.

No risk of spillage and I can take a piss in the dark, honestly I don't see the appeal of pissing standing up

I used to think this was bullshit until I started peeing while wearing shorts. You can feel the micro droplets saturating your legs every time. It's disgusting.

one of the little things we adjusted to keep them docile.
never ever go to war against us.

Yeah that's what most normal people do

I do too. It's comfy and feels right. I wonder why chuds think so much about urinating men?

I piss outside. The distance between my bathroom and front door is about the same, and I live in the middle of nowhere. Plus it helps ward off foxes and don't need to worry about missing.

Did you know that bathrooms can be cleaned?

I piss on the kitchen floor, and make sure my wife is always ready with the mop. If you're not asserting dominance in your marriage with your cock out, you may as well start get her to start fucking you with a giant black strapon.

the real question is how you wipe your ass.
Do you do it while sitting down or standing up?

I use my bathtub as a standing urinal

It depends on the geometry of the toilet + your piss speed. I moved to a tiny cheap built apartment and I piss sitting down becuase my toilet is so small and pissing sitting up will splash toilet water on my floor. However I have pissed at michelen star resteraunt with fancy toilet and somehow got spray on the floor, while gas station dumps no prob.the solution? more piss troughs like in roman times.

This. Saving up to buy a property out in the boonies, when I get it all I need is a fucking outhouse.

fucking hell...
reminds me the morrow, after a one night stand
I told her I was buying breakfast and buying cigarettes
then on my way to the toilets before going, she asked me to piss seating, because that's how her brother was raised by their single mother and it's supposedly cleaner
she stayed in bed, so I decided to avenge her brother (or what he could have become, more like): I pissed everywhere in her toilets, on the toilet paper stash, the walls, even behind the bowl, the sink, the towel, the odor spray; everything
I even shaked the last drops in her living room, on the carpet and a few drops on the couch
of course, I didn't come back: but I smiled thinking at the shit tons of texts she probably wrote to the random number I gave her, lol

I pee on your mother. She is my toilet.

i sit in my own throne
piss splashes everywhere and then i have to clean it

lmaooo
they got cucked hard after ww

based sink pisser

Based manhood avenger.
I always thought the worse would be a girlfriend bitching because you didn't put down the toilet seat after pissing.

yes? you don't? fucking disgusting

so for you it is either to pee like a girl
or
to stand on your knees neck deep in pee trying to fix the disaster you caused.

grim.

anon... all women bitch about that

american women have penises.

Do they? I've only had one ex who complained. Since then I didn't put it up at all. Hope you enjoyed sitting on my droplets, Margaux.

never

Most American men sit when they pee if they are with their wife.

that or piss in my backyard like an animal. which i often do

Hope you enjoyed sitting on my droplets, Margaux

actually, most women love piss play as long as it's in the shower

you are so manly

Hope you enjoyed sitting on my droplets, Margaux.

one of the greatest sentences ever uttered.

for you pisscuck

So do I. More time to relax and be free from wife and kids

Pissing while standing is not manlier but it is much better for emptying the bladder.

Imagine admitting to having bladder issues lmfao

Germans have poo display shelves in their toilets, if you pee into them it causes the pee to reflect everywhere

Do you sit backwards on your toilet?
Also poo shelves haven't been a thing for like half a century now

his stream is so weak he can't even reach the back of the bowl

lmao.

Standing while pissing in your own home (and splashing piss everywhere, even if you think you aren't) is truly nigger behavior.

Based mongrel

tfw no poopshelf to thoroughly inspect my feces

How the fuck is sitting on a toilet seat more hygienic than whipping my cock out and pissing on your face?

I'm too short for the sink, can I pee in the bathtub?

You could say the Germans are afraid of germs

When I sit my penis is horizontal and the pee shoots out between the gap of the seat and bowl. It makes a big mess especially if I don't notice right away.
When I pee standing up my penis points down and I can aim where the pee go. Much more cleanlier.

smartest american

Not me. Not once have I ever told my husband of 16 years, nor our 15 year old son, to put thr seat down. I e fallen in a total of 4 times in 16 years. Women who do that are just finding reasons to be a bitch because it's not a big deal.

this is what happens when you lose the war to jews. they make you sit when you pee & now its your culture.

So, you personally clean your bathroom agyer every puss, anon?

Literally nothing comes close to pissing outside and observing the full natural arc in all its glory. Bonus points if its cold enough to make it steamy

This is the reason people pee sitting down, especially tall men. Im 6’2 and i dont wanna have to squat everytime i pee just to avoid pee splashing. I sit down and its just alot more comfy and clean.

How de we uncuck Europe?

I always sit down to pee in my own house

At home i pee sitting down, everywhere else i stand up to piss, unless im in Sweden, in Sweden i piss in the sink

I did this as an experiment in my 20s, I think it fucks with your prostate muscle control or something. Did it for a month and a half and afterwards my bladder control was weaker and my pee stream too.

Stfu irrelevant country, your women are whores and get fucked in German porn videos.

I pee sitting down so I don't make a mess. I even destroy urinals in public bathrooms.

I do too, I'm usually on my phone when I'm peeing, I do end up pissing on me leg though.

yes...and they shit standing up

Realest men poop outside

imagine not peeing upside down

You are not a real man if you do not do this

This and then you can use your foot for the handle and never be unsanitary.

This is who you retards are putting yourselves on the same level with, btw

The real question is do german men really go insane if they can't sit down when peeing at home and also if they can't stand while in public? what do they do when they have to shit in public? I've never shat without also pissing

I guess you would know a thing or two about being a faggot, eh?

Now that I think about it, it probably is better to jut sit down so you don't get piss splashing around. Might actually have to start doing this.

I, for one, never did. I always considered it emasculating.

I know you're narcissists, first and foremost
and that you still get lynched, around here
a few years ago, a fag had started organizing a leafcuckian film festival (not even joking)
all happy of such already vile degeneracy, he started dancing and singing in the streets, with his butt pal and an umbrella
so he got his skull fractured, because, indeed, only a fag would sing and dance with an umbrella

then, he set up a looney troon cabaret
didn't take long before a local started dousing it in gasoline, while yelling (it's a quote):

death to fags and Americans

so knowing those few things about you fags sure isn't much, but it's still enough, I'd say

Honestly, and I despise saying this to a gypsy, but, you should become ungovernable and piss wherever you like. Unless it makes you go to jail. You know how many times I've pissed in public or driven drunk? I can't count.

I am peeing like that too. If I pee standing it riochets back to my leg