www.bbc.co.uk
Brit/pol - the early birb catches the worm
let's check in on our comrades across the pond
First for bed soon.
Waheyyyy dei hires, it doesn't matter about the spelling we know what unyen means
morning shaggers. wfh rise and grind!
op is a 38yo male with brown hair
Morning lads.
Russia launching those nukes then?
Sadly no. Pootin just gave Qweir an excuse to lock everyone up for not volunteering to join the military to defend the Paki/mudslime hotel rape gang class.
You guys should give your Aussie brothers a ring, they've got some great ideas you might like.
can't wait to go for a shit later on lads,
off for a full english now though.
I had an absolutely mental shit the other day, will go down as one of my all time greats tbqhwy
make sure to post a pic la
Don't blame me I voted remain
fucking hell
kek
Lovely day.
Did hope to finish a diy quadrifilar helix antenna project over the weekend but the copper cable i had wasn't rigid enough to hold the proper shape, so that'll have to wait until i can order a reel of 2mm enamelled copper wire, £30! for 14m, state of it all.
Meeting at 9 for 3hrs, state of it all.
Picrel: "Are you not entertained!?"
Bit sad that a weeks holiday in Spain is cheaper than a week at the beach innit
Holocaust survivor
Oy vey anuda shoah!
They can't keep getting away with it!
I done the biggest shit in human history yesterday, was gonna take a pic but it was shy
3 hour meeting
Send an email asking for the minutes
British transgender safe spaces don't come with a warm corpse, drugs and toys
Truly feel sorry for you people over there.
Unfortunately I'm the chair.
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No sympathy then.
Double filtered
I swear the number of holocaust survivors increases each year.
I got this the other day, I've needed a new one for a while
I blame the jews
walk into work
company flag on 20ft pole replaced with rainbow
Here we go again
Starmer speaking to BBC as UK announces plans to build up to 12 attack submarines
[X]
Genetic memory apparently pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Fair.
Pretty sure i've seen the Jews try to re-assess the actual figure upwards a few times. Me? I believe The Red Cross figures.
Did it come with free sensory headphones and a special hat?
I need a job desu
I have one, but i drink so much water everyday i'm constantly refilling and chilling the fucker, so it's in the cupboard atm.
They do make a great deal of difference to the taste of hot drinks.
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A majority of Brits support Ukraine joining NATO
Even Reform voters are more supportive than against it
Thoughts?
yougov.co.uk
There is plebbitors and jewbook tourists itt
Took my first hayfever pill of the year lads.
The sneezing season has arrived.
Alri Dago la?
I know you're pretending to be me, but you got one detail wrong: I'm off work this week.
Bit late
Filtered water boiled in a pan for a cuppa corrrrr it's so pure
F
Its overrated.
*A majority of the 2,000 drones support Ukraine joining NAFO
allergic to plantjizz
I bet Israel sent those rentboys to kill Keir Starmer as revenge for Starmer cutting off trade talks.
So much for safe spaces
YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS
announce thing that will take 10 years to react to current situation
China gonna take Taiwan and then the embarrassment caused to the US empire we're all part of, will result in a death spiral as everyone tears a chunk out of it
Lidl trolley handles up me arse
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Like drinking coffee flavoured silk it is.
Right i'm off. Have a good one ladies.
Get out and enjoy the sun.
I'm in the unemployment limbo since I got fired last month, the job search is horrific this time around and I just know the HR bitch will give me a hard time for being fired, fully expecting them all to give me a boiler plate answer for why they can't hire me now. "your experience is good and for that reason we don't think you're suitable for this role as we cannot provide further experience" or the "sorry a better candidate came along (without red flags or a frog-like employment record of hopping between jobs because nothing is stable)."
It's a blurse more than anything, sure I won't have to parrot whatever flavour of bullshit the hivemind companies want this month, but they have the money I need to keep living. hate it so much.
enjoy the sun
the sun
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.Its gonna be a laugh, especially with those 6 new bomb factories he wants built
Flattery will get you nowhere.
Let’s fucking goooooo laaaaaaaa
What do you have planned?
I foolishly thought I'd gotten away with it this year. Back on two fexofenadine a day as of yesterday.
I'm really lucky to be in a well paid job where I dont have to do much actual work, I hope this ride never ends but who knows, company could get sold tomorrow and everyone fucked off.
Been a bit changeable this weekend eh
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I had that for about 6 months, yeah, stick at the job and do whatever you can to stay in the job. I'm going to have lots of fun trying to consolidate all the pensions I started and stopped.
A majority of the 2,000 drones
I assume you're referring to the fact that YouGov polls often have a sample size of 2,000
The polls are designed to be representative though - they will poll different types of people from across the country, allowing them to extrapolate a result which should represent the thoughts of the country as a whole
Let's say the poll is accurate and a majority of Brits do indeed support Ukrainian membership of NATO. What would you think of that?
I can't remember if it was here or in America but there was literally a troon DIY surgery shed where they did cut and slice jobs for decades when it was a more peripheral issue.
They see me rollin'
Moving house.
Bought a house. Fucking posho now ain't I? No more being an HMOpoor for me.
Might go on a cheeky museum visit or something this week. Head on down to Portsmouth before me year long ticket expires, check our rWarrior, rVictory again.
I'm going to UK in September, what should I expect? will I get to sniff BWCs? :DD
tons of anarchy
Seethie lil boobgoblin seething into the report button 24/7 kek
Is this good or bad idk
Kek
"..."
Based r international institutions respecter
Fatty boom boom in?
Where in the UK?
Well Dad woke me up with an apology for last nights outburst.
Good day incoming lads.
She call me Mr. Boombastic
Tell me fantastic
Touch me on my back
She says I'm Mr. Ro
Ro-mantic
Did he slip you one
Has the British public suddenly forgot that Ukraine is a massive corrupt shithole?
The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter
I'm surprised there isn't stories similar to the Jap holdouts in the pacific but instead it's jews hiding out across Europe thinking the holocaust is still happening.
instead it's jews hiding out across Europe thinking the holocaust is still happening.
Except those stories are literally everywhere, so many jews will write that the holobunga is still ongoing
It is twice as likely that summer will be hot across the UK this year, the Met Office has predicted as the forecasting body also warned of an increased risk of heatwaves.
The predictions come on the heels of the country’s sunniest spring on record, with some 630 hours of sunshine clocked up across the country between March 1 and May 27, in what has also been the driest spring for more than a century.
Temperatures soared to 8C above the average for the time of year on Saturday – the last day of meteorological spring – ahead of a potentially hot summer season.
The Met Office’s three-month outlook predicts that the chance of a hot summer is higher than normal, bringing an increased risk of heatwaves and heat-related impacts.
The outlook shows it is 2.3 times more likely than normal that the UK will be hot over meteorological summer, which begins on June 1 and ends August 31.
The average temperatures across the UK over those months range from 10-17C, with the south east of England experiencing the higher averages of 16-17C.
No mention of climate change. Missed opportunity.
you have been in a coma for quite some time
in fact it's been 8 years
import millions of people who hate Jews even more than the most ardent Nazi
wonder why antisemitism is on the rise
sick of it lads
Not sure if you’ve noticed but open border lefty globalists aren’t that smart.
testy
Any meeting longer than 90 minutes is a waste of time
Say this every year
It's going to hot in the summer.
Wow what a fucking shocker.
Mad ting how there are three months of "climate change" in the middle of every year and then it goes back to normal for the other nine.
corrrrrr moving up laaaaa
I remember you were house searching last year. Bout to be a proper landed aristocrat you.
You gonna invite rJosh and rBlocko to the house warming party?
All the brinnies are invited. BYOB.
it’s going to be extra hot this summer
so we’ll keep importing millions of foreigners to further strain everything
now we need to knock down forests that keep areas cooler and replace them with packed in Barrett builds with fake grass
btw you’re limited to 8 litres of water per day
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Shocking, I know.
Filtered.
wake up
line of coke
go piss
see self in mirror
mfw im still tommy mf robinson
GET IN
let’s turn your house into the brit/pol/ streamers house
content 24/7
kinda like the Sidemen but brinnies
>btw you’re limited to 8 litres of water per day
Well that makes sense seeing as we live in a desert
People across New Zealand and on Australia’s east coast were also treated to a dazzling display of southern lights on Sunday.
Many skygazers later shared photos of aurora australis on social media. The space weather phenomenon is caused when bursts of charged particles released from the Sun – known as coronal mass ejections, or CMEs – interact with the Earth’s magnetic field, creating what’s called a geomagnetic storm.
auroras as far south as Australia
That is NOT a good sign....
Great reset?
You know the southern lights are a thing yeah?
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@iFightKids
All those nonce hunters are nonces themselves, it's well known, personally I find the entire ordeal very cringe.
In the 2030s
They are, but not to that extent.
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Alex who runs the account is a good lad
Most are, Alex isn't
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Not even 10am and the twat is seething at being filtered kek
Nonce Falcon's latest vid
youtu.be
His grooming vid
youtu.be
Why's he like this
How long must virginity last.
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I never learned how to filter
see josh
filter josh
Fatty boom boom
splagoon
Nonce confirmed
Imagine owning a shitch poo
see josh
tell josh he’s a good lad
go to the josh thread
get mad when josh shows up
This is well peng ting bruv
youtube.com
Americanonces play little kid's games and fap to paedophilia
josh. filtered.
Fatty boom boom having a melty?
mutt flag
uk spelling
josh. filtered.
xcancel.com
New Zealand MP Laura McClure showed an AI-generated nude image of herself in Parliament to highlight the dangers of artificial intelligence.
Gentlemen I regret to inform you that women
lmao josh/pol/
He is the most dominant poster
He owns this general
This general is nothing without him
He lives in your heads rent free
He runs this joint
Rhere isn't a single poster that can stand up to his sheer thread dominance
Not even collectively you miss the mark
One post from him is worth a thousand posts from a thousand brincels
He's the most influential poster to ever grace brit/pol/
And nobody will ever replace him
I find it a moral conundrum to charge someone with a crime when there was in fact no child texting them, they were deceived. I know they probably should be locked up, but they didn't actually cause any harm when it's a group of blokes pretending to be a child.
meltdown
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fuckable keedz
Bottom is a powerful reminder of how low London has sunk
no he isn't, the boy doesn't even post under his own name anymore to avoid all the bullying he gets.
whenever he's not around quality improves dramatically.
albeit sometimes he's entertaining when gets all serious about stuff and starts posting what he actually thinks about real issues.
Those threads are pure comedy.
tip: filter IDs and flags not just flags
Mad how he cycles through IPs to get senpais attention.
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Photoshopping has been around for decades, now there's no skills required and anyone can do it. The government just don't like this because any spaz can do what they've been doing to fool people, now with minimal effort.
Fatty boom boom
Genuinely not joshberg
I just wanted to see Anon Babble tear into Scott Falco or Anon Babble in general but he's probably one of the only clean newgrounds/webcomic creator out there
Surely there has to be some dirt. Some shitflinging
I need to feel better about myself by making fun of other people more successful than me
lmao fatty boom boom upset him so much he says it all the time in the hopes it will get filtered
Anon Babble X
flag filter
/^(?!United Kingdom$)/
(not United Kingdom)
almost all goblin spam: gone
Like that salad fingers last
He was a nonce roight?
Animation is filled with nonces
That's why they never get the recognition they deserve
Degenerate perverts all of em
I put down the pencil long ago and got a desk job at goyblatt corp
regex mentioned
Uh oh
kek good job i wont see the result
unless he does it on a UK flag
Give it 5
Fatty boom boom
Think about it anon. Anon Babble's brit/pol/ is the foremost forum for discussing the absolute state. And every thread, at all hours of the day, every day of the year including holidays, revolves around Josh. And Runcorn isn't that significant on the national stage. Of course places like London, Coventry, Birmingham, and Liverpool get all the attention. So a lad from the small town of Runcorn is dominating the biggest uncensored discussion forum about British politics in the world. I'd say that makes him the most important man in Runcorn. He even singlehandedly helped Reform win Runcorn ffs.
Imagine being a bonglet and having Irelads hate you, lol
Work has done this for the past two years, the building can be seen from the whole town we would get calls weekly
Wots that fukin flag?
The luvvies at work would piss and shit every time and get upset when. Someone complained. Whenever I picked up the phone it would just be a old woman going
Wots that then
It's for the gays
You mean poofters? I don't think you should fly that
Yeah me either
Oh right
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Faggot blurred het arse out
Me livers gone to the dogs
Need a good way to make 50k in the next couple of months, lads. Any suggestions?
Nigel Farage has arrived in Aberdeen to take on the SNP ahead of a crucial by-election.
In his first visit to Scotland since 2023, the Reform UK leader will meet oil and gas executives and hold a press conference this morning.
Later in the day, Mr Farage will visit Lanarkshire to campaign in the Hamilton, Larkhall and Stonehouse by-election, which will take place on Thursday.
It comes as Reform continues to perform well in opinion polls, and ranked second to the SNP with 21 per cent of the vote in one recent survey.
John Swinney, the First Minister, has declared the by-election a “two-horse race” between Reform and the SNP.
He also provoked fury by claiming Reform had brought “racism and hatred” to the area and that Mr Farage “hates the very idea of Scotland having its own Parliament”. The Reform leader has denied the claims.
Would be an absolute zozzle if Reform won every by-election. Nothing would change, but it'd be a laugh anyway.
Brits don't have a new grounds culture because they were too busy seething about the US like the Irish seethe about the UK
Need a good way to make a few billion in the next couple of months, lads. Any suggestions?
Cor, lads, Keir says we're going to have a "ready and lethal" fighting force.
We've got loads ready to go already and thousands more cross on boats to join every day. Soon they'll be able to get started and defeat the enemy that tbe British government hates so much.
Do Amerigoblins have any culture beyond worshipping nogs?
My missus got one. Its like they designed it not to fit in fridges.
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Your ID says gaysex.
Your missus shags niggers
Bit of an anti-semitic tweet there, Tommeh.
Late to the thread. Thanks to the filter anons I can quickly do some filtering of my own.
Might become a posthuman disembodied multi-dimensional intelligence this year, lads
They should get Yusuf up there in a kilt to showdown with Yousaf
hurrrrr
Good one bro.
Is that making you feel all warm and tingly inside because you're a closeted faggot?
Why doesn't anyone in the crowd behind Keir at his gay factory speeches ever shout and call him a twat?
brav rerolled his ID cos he's closeted and still ended up pink
fagsex and bamesex on the brain
hes malding cos he got filtered
filter chads are winning bigly
Why are your children brown? She's cucking you peng
For a bunch of straight guys. You brit/pol regulars sure do loike talking about gay sex and bums and willies and things.
Are you alright?
Quick scroll of the thread, I'm happy to report that nobody has posted anything worthwhile whatsoever, and I would like a refund of the time wasted reading the inane dross you lot spew out into the ether.
Josh should be shot
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Kek
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You have pictures of gay bikers in leather, sit down.
You get battered by your 70 year old da and rammed up the arse by strange men on Grindr
Sit down (but don't forget yer tushy cushion big ears gypo victim)
Also, get a job
moanin chaps
woke up with a headache
computer had a seizure as soon as i turned it on
eh, at least it's sunny
He quite last week yet these imbeciles still talk about him constantly.
boring ragebaiting tosser
Fuck off josh
Do some coffee for your computer.
Melty welty
Filty wiltered
Quick scroll of the thread, I'm happy to report that nobody has posted anything worthwhile whatsoever, and I would like a refund of the time wasted reading the inane dross you lot spew out into the ether.
Keir Starmer dodged demands for a cast-iron commitment to spend 3 per cent of GDP on defence today as he unveiled a push to get Britain 'war-ready'.
The PM is heralding a strategic review of the UK's military, promising investment in new submarines, munitions and personnel.
He has warned that the mounting threat from Russia and allies such as Iran and North Korea means the country must ramp up preparations. Sir Keir argued this morning that being poised for conflict is the best way of avoiding it.
But the blueprint is predicated on spending reaching 3 per cent in the next decade - with the premier admitting that depends on meeting Labour's 'fiscal rules'.
'I am not going to make a commitment as to the precise date,' he told BBC Radio 4's Today programme.
Yesterday Defence Secretary John Healey rowed back on a statement that the increase 'will' happen, stressing that it is an 'ambition'. The Treasury appears to be panicking over how to balance the books as the economy stalls.
External authors of the report - expected to be accepted in full by Sir Keir - have suggested that reaching 3 per cent is 'vital' to its success.
Former head of the Army Lord Dannatt warned that vague funding pledges will not 'cut the mustard', saying it was like telling Hitler in 1938 'please don't attack us until 1946 because we're not going to be ready'.
Can we have a government that isn't full of warmongering fuckwits for a change? Pretty please?
I have never been so insulted in my life.
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runcorn nonce melty
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i prefer tea d e s u
morning lads
what a comfy morning this morning
woke up at 12:30
got dressed
looking extra dapper today
put me black combats on
me adidas sweatshirt
me primark zip-up hoodie
me leather (real leather) bomber jacket
looked sick ngl
I'm so sexy haha
got a few smiles when I was out n all
#alphaenergy
went co-op n that, poundland too
got some nice bits n bobs
when I was in co-op there were these two birds
must've been about 18
one of them was goin on about gettin a room in a hotel with an older man this weekend and getting dicked down
then she was talkin about some lad she's been going on dates with who she doesn't even like
hahahahahahaha
best thing about it was they both looked wholesome, they didn't look slaggy at all
#awalt
had a cold coffee this morning but thats because I had no milk for a brewski
gonna do an iceland order in a bit
got a nice occult mug comin today or tomorrow as well corrr
getting another maccies too kek, you envy me
gonna have a boss day today, pamper day n that
feel refreshed
had a sick workout last night before bed too so that probs contributed
gonna restrict me time on brit/pol/ to mornings and evenings only now
waste too much time here like
even in an hour from zero brit/pol/ interaction I get tons don
love u lads tho
don't feel rejected
josh out
You prefer tea. This is for your computer.
Iran
Kek Israeli false flag incumen
Quick scroll of the thread, I'm happy to report that nobody has posted anything worthwhile whatsoever, and I would like a refund of the time wasted reading the inane dross you lot spew out into the ether.
Hmm. No.
haha fatty having a melty
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honestly I used to think brit/pol/ was redpilled but its basically just:
incels
drug addicts
alcoholics
reform shills
armchair natsoc larpers
royalists
teenagers
in-the-closet ginger gayboys
childless old men
pseudointellectuals
lazy married cucks
schizos
generic mentalists
bourgeois Farage shills
feminised men
trannies
paedophiles
toryboys
NEETs
seethemongs
edgelords
tripfag obsessed nobodies
wannabe e-celebs
bawbags
thread monitor spastics
wannabe jannies / mods
voters
southerners
racists
narcissists
liars
gaslighters
brainlets
fat cunts
future sex offenders
bootlickers
mainstream media consumers
muslims
the irish
bedshitters
baldies
blackpilled twats
americans
samefaggers
glowies
PA faggots / laura towler simps
stormfags
namefags
tripfags
anonymongs
epic titus
berty brincel
fenians
walts
ruperts
sly cunts
pooftas
gimps
gimpwives
rabbit
wrinkly fat old men
reform voters
centre-leftists
yellowhandedwrinklemong
fake exit poll believers
blocko
argie
the absolute state of this general
ah, i misunderstood
milk in first it is then
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secure at home and strong abroad
and shoving your tiny peepee up the bums of ukrainian twinks
Hi jesse
you take life too seriously and are too desperate for validation in your political views
i mean, politics lol
how gay
CPU performance will increase by at least 2%.
A wall of text is something that is frowned upon in most, actually virtually all Internet societies, including forums, chat boards, and Uncyclopedia. You should not make walls of text because it can get you banned anywhere unless it is a place that encourages walls of text. I highly doubt any place does support something so irritating and annoying, but anything can exist, but not really because unless you are in heaven then that can happen. But no one actually knows that was just a hypothesis, a lame one that is. Actually not really lame. You can create a wall of text supporting site, but you would be hated if you do that, so do not. But you can if you like, but I discourage that. Now on to the actual information of walls of texts. The wall of text was invented when the Internet was invented, but actually it was slow at that time. So whenever it became fast. But there would need to be some free or not free community for people, and that community would be able to have walls of text. But that community probably wouldn't have actually invented the wall of text. So basically, no one except God and Al Gore knows when or where or how the wall of text existed/was invented. Noobs probably invented, but probably not. Who knows. Walls of texts are usually filled with a lot of useless information and junk. Information and junk can be the same, but only if the information is junk or the junk is information. But who cares.
The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters. Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off.
didn't read
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You must get a proper bitch-slapping to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans. These are boring and patient people who have no life or have all the time in their hands, which are the same, but not really. The punishment of what making walls of text varies of the strictness of the community. But it doesn't really matter. Nobody cares. Walls of texts should be free of links, different font colors, strange characters, which are those other symbols used in society, and capital letters because it ruins the whole purpose of the infamy of walls of texts. It makes them look fucking dumb and weird. Walls of texts are obviously free of huge spaces and outstanding things like capital letters.
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Of course, paragraphs should never be in a wall of text. Walls of text are known to create nausea, confusion, head explosion, and others. The others being something I can not think of either because I am lazy or if I do not feel like it or I can not actually think of anything. Like what the fuck? That was a rhetorical question right there. What the fuck? You are actually not requesting a satisfactory answer, you just say that because you try to be funny or you feel like it or if you are pissed off. You must get a proper bitch-slapping to stop making walls of text, but if you are weird then that doesn't apply to you. Walls of text are defeated by deleting them or splitting them into paragraphs. But who cares. The information/junk inside a wall of text are usually related to wherever the wall of text is located, but the best walls of text, which are actually the most irritating, most eye-bleeding ones, are completely random. Walls of text usually make the reader asplode or have their eyes bleed and fall out of their sockets. A number of people can stand it, but not read them. Actually some people can stand and read them. Those people do not have short attention spans.
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Russia is losing 10,000 men a week, their economy is about to collapse, Ukrainian commandos are destroying all their strategic assets and Putin will die of some unspecified illness in 2 more weeks
10 minutes later
We need to massively increase our defence budget and build nuclear attack submarines to protect us from Russia
Well, which is it?
tossers
think we'll see a kino response to the bomber fleet decimation?
Weird how we're still actively trading with a country we're supposedly going to war with.
inews.co.uk
russia will invade europe in the next four years but it can't take ukraine in three
lol
playing the victim and the aggressor is a common manipulation tactic for coked up queer findoms
three
10 kek
shame russia hasn's used them, should have just carpet bombed ukraine in the first month and got this fucking shit over with, putin is just a retarded boomer
I'll await Eddies expert opinion.
Putin is a like a videogame boss fight. When his hp drops to 20%, he'll heal to full and transform into something even more dangerous.
We have to be ready.
You get battered by your 70 year old da
No I don't, I just don't fall for him baiting me into punching him so he has an excuse to call the coppers and get me taken away, which he has drunkenly admitted to trying in the past.
yeah. i guess the SAM launchers/MAPADs is what stops them doing that. Remember at the start they lost a bunch of helis though, made for some interesting footage in /chug/. Fucking funny how we've got no money, but unlimited money for ukraine. We've got 20 bazillion black hole, but can increase defence sepnding to 3% now because rasha bad
see on the news that 50,000 men had died, 237 tanks destroyed, 37 jets and helicopters shot down, 700 other vehicles destroyed, to take the strategically vital town of Shitholovitka.
Look up Shitholovitka
It's 7 houses, a petrol station, a chicken coop and a goat tied to a stick
>It's 7 houses, a petrol station, a chicken coop and a goat tied to a stick
Sounds like Bradford
If you were a qualified military strategist, you would understand.
post link plz, sometimes I like a good bit of gibberish.
theguardian.com
Here's another one
theguardian.com
I got British citizenship via the five-year route. Labour’s new 10-year rule will cause untold pain
Starmer claims to want integration. Yet denying people safety, belonging and the right to vote for a decade amounts to the exact opposite
No, no I don't think it does at all
relations with russia were fine until the banished oligarch jews came to the west with their looted billions and started throwing their cash about, reckon they sold the idea of taking russia to their western jew mates and now we have to pay for it so that they can reap the profits and pretty soon they'll be demanding we pay for it with our blood, fucking scum
OK
Here's qualified military strategist Colonel Guy Percival Jackson-De Lisle-Hammond-Spencer-Spencer (retired 1997)
Nothing wrong with the odd wall of text if the contents of amusing or informative but i suspect the problem is that walls are used because it contains pasta and the poster is a lazy nigger who doesn't know how to edit because they don't really read which is much more common than you'd think and i this is one of the wonders of the inturdnet when we consider how little normals and niggers read compared to the media presentations they view which incidentally are often contrived with a sinister agenda by filthy jewish maggots who seek to end the Western male and they are achieving this via the bioweapon of brown turdworlders and more importantly women because it is in fact women who have stabbed us all in the back by adopting the marxist ideologies of our oppressors and then enacted via the traditionally established dynamic that was created to ensure their own protection and security from men so as the dust settles on the twentieth century we know have to face the truth that our world is a nigger infested cattle market lorded over by snivelling jewish bean counters and morally weak foreigners and it is all our fault because we allowed our women to be brain washed and then refused to challenge it because in part we wanted to believe that the female we pair bonded with was an exception and we wanted to secure access to a vagina because of some lame natural hard wiring that expires with age and so here we are surrounded by lazy evil greedy sociopathic females telling us we are nasty and have poor moral fibre because our world is being destroyed by faggots and niggers and all we can do is let it happen and hope that the hubris of mocking God and experimental vaccines will be punishment enough because we have lost the drive to exact any meaningful retribution either on our own part or that the divine.
Anyway, I digress.....
And all the ones who haven't retired and are still active haven't won a war in over a generation
he's a lucky lad
What the fuck is she moaning about?
She's saying women are oppressed because men get the spare room for working in, then goes on to say she has her own office which is better anyway.
Was this one of those 'throw a set of darts at the misogyny board and see what we write about today' articles?
Who reads this absolute shite? It's just filler. Make-work for midwit NPC's to be consumed by other NPC's who can't visualise shapes or colours or space in their mind.
If I was being cynical I'd say it's something to do with the Dead Internet Theory and being in the Matrix. It's just slop some omnipotent A.I. is throwing out into our simulation to make it seem more alive. The creator makes you endure this absolute clown world and then one day for no reason at all your node get turned off by a bale rolling down a hill and crushing your avatar.
None of you are real and this is a shit test.
Dropping Hellfire missiles on an Iraqi with a AK47 makes you an expert in fighting Russian tank battles after all.
theguardian.com
blimey that is a proper brain melter, the friggin home office gender gap?
Also how come they're still talking about the gender pay gap? I'm pretty sure they've actually full on "won" that one and women outright get paid more than men now?
Nesrine Malik
lol that's enough for me for now. cheers.
Need to aim for his glowing eye, thats the weak spot.
Option 3
We need to set up a ngo that we can deposit the goyims money into, like a blackhole, except if you ask about it we get to call you a supporter of Russia and an enemy of the state, and then later the jews can collect the money and give Two Queer a liddle jewish pat on his fat disgusting back.
fucking nauseating middle class women cancer, I loathe these people
spare bedroom
Ah yes
If the government’s new policies come to pass, the route to settlement will now take a minimum of 11 years, not including any time spent in Britain as a student or on other visas that don’t count towards the settlement component. I know from experience that five years are already one long trial of keeping jobs against all odds and fighting sudden changes in the law. Doubling that time has ramifications that encompass everything from professional security to that supposed holy grail of immigration anxieties, “integration”.
Keeping a job for five years is haaaaaaaaaaaaard, fucking hell the entitlement
Once the proposed new rules were announced, I received a flurry of correspondence and calls. “I feel it is unfair,” Christine (not her real name), a skilled worker who was one year away from securing ILR, told me. “Moving to a new country is not a life decision that anyone takes lightly,” she said. These are people who are keenly aware that they have no recourse to public funds and risk having to pack up and leave if they lose their jobs. Christine understood that uncertainty was part of the deal – but thought it could be weathered if she followed the rules, with the promised reward at the end of being “accepted into British society”.
Hmmm, maybe you shouldn't have come then?
Like the generals before WW1, eh. No real experience of war. We're looking at cavalry charges into machine guns, if one actually does happen.
it's designed to reinforce the notion of misogyny in society to young impressionable women, to make them hate men through someone else's experiences, albiet completely blown out of proportion and context, it's been the same since around 2010, maybe even earlier but that's when i cottoned on to it
Your mistake was listening to women.
Vulnerability is a point that recurred in conversations. Even for those happy in their work, the prospect of being in bondage to their employer for double the anticipated time seized them with a sense of precariousness. Workers’ visas are tied to their employers. They can’t just leave or look for another job, unless the new employer is willing to take on the cost and effort of sponsoring them. The new rules limit career prospects, and will expose people to the whims of bosses and employers. Every bad day at work becomes not just that, but a worry that your whole life in the UK may be over. Long-term sickness becomes not just a health calamity, but an existential one.
Lads, are you concerned about the heckin career progression of foreign interlopers? Or the need to indefinitely take care of they putrid bodies?
Then there is the cost and administrative burden. Each extension or renewal of a visa can cost up to almost £2,000, in addition to the £1,035 annual NHS surcharge that migrants need to pay (on top of national insurance contributions). Over a period of 10 years, a family of four could pay almost up to £35,000 in health surcharges alone. There are other potential cascading costs. Children without ILR, for example, will enter the university system as overseas students, and may be treated as such for fees purposes.
If you can't afford that then fuck off
Above all, the rule changes show how little our politicians really care about integration. They constantly cite it as the epitome of what earns the right to be in the country and accuse immigrants of not holding up their end of the bargain.
lol integration lol
they're still talking about the gender pay gap?
think about how much she gets paid to write that shite, most men would have to work 6 months plus overtime doing some backbreaking thankless toil
But being stuck on work visas for year after year amounts to the opposite of integration. It means you can’t vote, cannot have recourse to public funds if needed, cannot fully lean in to British society and participate with a sense of safety and belonging, as you’re constantly trying to minimise costs in case a change in circumstances means relocating. The policy creates a tier of second-class worker, a sort of migrant labourer welcomed for their work and paying of taxes, but shut out from the privileges enjoyed by British nationals.
Yes citizens enjoy privileges? And yes they can restrict to whom they hand out those privileges? Britain operates in the interest of its citizens?
That’s the real cost of this shortsighted and heartless change. Those who come to the country and build a life, have or bring children, become part of the fabric of society, and work continuously throughout their naturalisation time might soon be prevented for more than a decade from having a relationship with the British state that is defined by anything more than fear and anxiety. If there were ever a “failed experiment”, this is it.
Where's my tiny violin?
Yes citizens enjoy privileges? And yes they can restrict to whom they hand out those privileges? Britain operates in the interest of its citizens?
These cunts genuinely consider this to be fascism
plus exposure and networking for goyim demoralisation rags.
opportunities galore
how come they're still talking about the gender pay gap?
Because a secretary isn't getting paid as much as the CEO of Amazon yet.
The entire feminazi movement- read modern female psychology- is founded on a continuous narrative of winning against men, beating men at their own thing and dunking on men in a performative sense. The problem is now that all the imaginary dunks ar3 done, they have all the jobs, that glass ceiling has been smashed, men now have nothing and do nothing, the dunk is complete. This is difficult for women because the game for them was always the chase or journey, not a destination. Some women still yearn for some micro dunks, some micro aggressions for the struggle as its part of the female psychosis.
That was what Lord Hermer meant when he was going on about nazis. Not wanting to be a faceless economic unit of the globohomo stateless world order means you are a fascist and a nationalist.
burning BAMEs for fuel for net zero
Clearly the Athenians and all the other polises were bumping the latest Kanye track on their harps
If you please gentlemen
Got millions of niggers lads
Not 1 (one) post addressing the simulation theory.
Intredasting.
they have their lovely homes decorated by a gay designer, they have their cats and their barren wombs and as the final glow of youth departs they have invisibility and nothingness, decades of it where all they will be is an obstruction to actually fixing shit