30 MINUTES TO LAUNCH
AURORA SHOULD COVER THE MISSILE AND RVS AND MAKE RADAR TRACKING IMPOSSIBLE
WE JUST GOT THE CALL ON THE RED PHONE
HEADS UP
I just got a call on the blue phone, they said nothing ever happens.
I’m working on a project. Should I give up and go home?
Does it involve bodily fluids? If so, don't give up.
My Dad who works at Nintendo said nothing ever happens.
Get Professor Falken on the horn
I got a call on the green phone and they said sometimes stuff happens
My phone is beige and nobody ever calls me.
I got a call on the brown phone and they said you're all faggots
TIME TO SEND THE BOYS OUT
I just got a call on the nigger phone and it said SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIITTTTTTT
It's been a pleasure discussing anime and politics with you all.
I'm facing the closest big city. Will closing my eyes stop them from melting?
BRB sealing myself into a pyramid atm.
RING RING RING RING RING RING RING
my nigger phone is CHIRP
NIGGER PHONE
I'll go get some beer.
i got a call on the banana phone and they said operator get me bei jing jing jing jing
I just got a call on the blue and white phone, it said shut it down.
i really picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.
I got a recording of The Call
youtube.com
I think OP might not be lying
guys i just got a call on my banana phone
Good. Fuck this gay planet.
The banana phone keeps ring ring ringing
Worry worry super scurry, call the troops up in a hurry
I just got a call on the pink phone, they say youre a faggot
sweet
banana phone
kek
Did you already seal up? I need my lyre back dude. I said you could borrow it, not have it.
I just love Anon Babble on Sundays. Welp, see you at work tomorrow, Monday comes same as the rest to all of us.
When did he say that?? Do you have the link?
Nothing will happen
HEADS UP
MY ASSHOLE JUST RANG BECAUSE I GOT A CALL ON THE RED HOLE ASSHOLE PHONE
IT SAID
OP'S A FUCKING FAGGOT
Ching chong ching chong ching chong ching do na na phone
It has been 50 minutes and I bet nothing happened
my name's misty cougar what's yours
THE AURORA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
I just got the call on my duck phone, they said nothing ever happens and OP is a fag.
nothing ever does
I miss the strategic air force larp guy who talked about the modular super stealth nuke bombers. Where'd he go?
No. But your eyes generally don't melt unless you're going to survive for weeks with the help of antibiotics, antiviral, etc etc and they're keeping you alive to study your body disintegrate from cellular death.