The Full English Breakfast

Beans are a ridiculous thing to eat in basically all cases. Replace the beans with literally anything else.

Usually quite sleepy

Whatever the black disks are should be thrown away as well.

wish I could have this right now

Delete these

That's a popular thing with them
It's called an around-the-world full English
It's where you eat one thing, completing it all in 3 circuits

hungry

that flag

being offended at not eating beans

lol

Replace black disks and beans with grits and biscuits. Probably solved.

Mate, if you haven't tried the black discs, you're missing out. Get your egg yolk all over the bastards and spread it on toast. Corrrrr

black pudding which is pig blood sausage

Jealous

t. Christian Palestinian stuck in this godforsaken hellhole

gis a bit

sleepy

Oh, maybe that's alright then I've not had it. I figured it was some kind of albino swamp nigger pastry.

it's nothing special really

also why do the beans taste like ketchup

I don't like beans but I would eat the rest. I've never tried the black pudding but I think I would like it. Seems like a lot of food though, especially for breakfast. Just the eggs, potatoes, bacon and toast would be ideal for me.

Doesn't even know what's on the plate

Grim

eggs potatoes and bacon are nothing special

the english breakfast is mid

british food is most disgusting in the world
no umami flavor like japanese food

Beats the full Swedish Drink

"They laid the bound soldier on the ground, stuck a wooden wedge into his mouth, and poured into his belly a bucket full of disgusting liquid manure, which they called a Swedish Drink."

That stuff is literally pig's blood and oats mixed together. They call it black pudding.

I don't need to know about some Britshit pig blood sausage even if it's pretty good. It doesn't need to exist.

No umami

In back, eggs, sausage, mushrooms, fried potatoes, or blood sausage

If the beans were mashed up, refried and spread on a crispy tortilla you'd go nuts for it.

Fuck off with your umami. Its basically just MSG and this stuff fries your brain

Every cheap bar in Spain has something similar, no one in its sane mind would call it "cuisine". Its our equivalent to fast food

I went to a restaurant called Onions in Tashkent the other day and they had this on the menu. I was like fuck to the no! Gimme some of your Uzbek stuff.

You realize we can buy MSG and put it on everything here too right?

what's actually gross is that the english beans taste like ketchup

also yes any breakfast with fried tortilla would be infinitely better

why does europe have such bad breakfast?
really your deli meats are the highlight and that's sad

I have to admit the full english is a 10/10 brekky but I can only eat it once a week max or I feel like a fatass

Throw out the pig blood chips and I'll eat it. Don't care for the beans but I can bear it

no eggs, no mushrooms, ta
some potato cakes and a fried slice wouldn't go a miss

I can only stomach a coffee and some cookies in the morning. Most people here dont eat heavy breakfasts

why do you like beans that taste like ketchup? gross

Overly full and ready to power through lunch.

Yes, you based your culture off of American culture to the extent that you don't even see it as foreign any more.
It's not British because you don't include the blood sausage but you do have American concepts like steak and eggs.

I have coffee and cigarettes for breakfast

This is the least embarrassing and retarded way to actually eat beans yes. Just don't eat beans. It doesn't even make sense.

Horny

u wot m8

steak

american concept

nigger you should try bistecca fiorentina some time

no eggs ?!!

Imagine having an unironic bowl of beans in front of you, and you just take a spoon and start eating the beans. What is this?

Wow anon is that natto?

it looks awesome, i'd love to have one one day

It looks like a way to spend the rest of the day shitting

I see it has been upgraded to include American bacon. It took you chaps long enough, but now you've finally made it.

you based your culture off of American culture

Dumbass, your "cuisine" is fast food versions of Spanish and Mexican food

but you do have American concepts like steak and eggs.

Look, stupid, fried eggs existed thousands of years before America was discovered, just like cooked meat (steak) did. How the fuck are you so stupid, seriously

beans with cheese grated on top

you dunno what you're missing lad

breakfast

No le croissant...

A fucking t-bone? Absolute cartoon meme steak

fucking gross hate them

americans invented cows and chickens

a tbone is part new york part rib eye nigger
holy shit you're a dumbass nigger retard

when foreigner come to japan and eat japanese food they cry
it is because they experience umami flavor first time
your home country food does not have this idiot
there is a reason Japanese food is ranked number one best in world
youtube.com/watch?v=p9Vt5UnxqBI

Leave. Now.
Anon Babble is an egg board

It's a silly cut befitting a silly people.

You need to eat things like that if you have an active lifestyle

why have many small beans, when you could have one big bean?

reminder that as of today "american" isn't even considered a cuisine

Bruh I can put MSG on a steak too we just typically don't. When you come try american fentanyl for the first time you'll be hooked bro

Looks like a scam. Just bring a bag of bread and a can of beans with you and just get the meat dishes.

ok but why do the British eat it?

That is a Vile plate of artery clogging mass processed slop.

Eating 2500 calories and 700% daily sodium intake. Kek. What the fuck is this gay ass shit. Breakfast should be nothing more than buttered toast and an orange. Just something to get you on till lunch

got my stomach bubbling...

have you seen what most american fast food considers breakfast nigger?

If you already had all this shit on the plate what would possess you to add any quantity of beans to it? Beans are poisonous staple food for extremely impoverished people. You've got two pounds of meat on the plate. I cannot make any sense of it.

Diabetic

Could market it as vegan lamb's kidney?

the sausage egg and cheese McMuffin is God's own breakfast, paco

I think it's very nutritious and delicious. But this is supposed to be a strengthening breakfast for hard working field/construction workers who need the calories

sausage and egg is nothing special
god white people have horrible food

Beans are poisonous staple food for extremely impoverished people

hello r*ddit

read this idiot
everyone know american and british foods is disgusting

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I lived in England for 10 years. I suffered from the food. They don't season their food at all, so I think it tastes bad to Japanese people with discerning palates. If it's not only tasteless, it's also expensive, so you lose interest in eating it even more. I had fish and chips as a safe bet, but since the fish was not seasoned, I think it would have been disqualified in Japan. But I don't think the British are so proud that they would never want to think that their own food tastes bad.

I've never been to England, but Australia is seriously bad too

It may be problematic to say this, but I suspect that many ethnic groups are taste-deaf
I think Americans can only taste ketchup and mustard. There are many reasons for this, but basically, I think Anglo don't care about taste

I used to be transferred from London to Barcelona and I realized that the weather and the food affect my mentality

It would have been nice to have found a necessary protein supplement in fish.
Britain is also an island nation, and if the aristocracy had embraced a fish diet, the economy and food culture would have been more developed.
On the other hand, we are grateful to our ancestors who devoted all their thought to how to catch and eat fish, seaweed, and seafood.
Kelp, wafu, mekabu, and mozuku are all eaten normally, and we Japanese have amazing digestive enzymes!

I heard that if you ask for the best restaurant in London, they will refer you to Chinatown

I lived in England. The difference between Japan and England really comes out in McDonald's and so-called "convenience store" sandwiches. McDonald's in England is very bad. The bread of sandwiches is also dry. Cheap food tastes as bad as the price in uk. Japan, where you can eat cheap but amazing tasty food, is an exception to this rule

A variety of dishes as if they appeared in a gag cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=rbvT1fyUOis

That’s not an English breakfast
THIS IS AN ENGLISH BREAKFAST

I fucking love it. I wish I could find a restaurant that serves it in Vegas where I live.

I'm sorry it's not the extreme culinary innovation of smashed beans on a tortilla with a little fresh cheese but it's pretty damn good.

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I live in England. I try not to be adventurous because it's expensive, tasteless, scarce, the menu is only written, and it's a triple punch. McDonald's patties and nuggets are stinky, hard, and bewilderingly bad. The vegetables I buy at the supermarket and cook at home are of poor quality. Is it a bad variety? They sell sprouted vegetables, damaged ones, expired ones, and broken eggs without a care. Chicken, pork, and beef are dry, smelly, and hard. They don't sell slices. They don't taste good. The only things that taste good are ham and lamb. You can't expect it to be as good as in Japanese supermarkets. When they are hungry and can only eat a little food, they satisfy their hunger by eating ice cream, cookies, chocolates, so-called sugar. So they complete their hunger with palatable sugar. It's sold as if it's good enough to eat, without considering the feelings of the eater. The way they think is also poor. Someone once said that winning the war was ruining England. I agree

When I traveled to Australia a long time ago, one day I visited a ranch and was served a steak grilled on the spot for lunch. Many Japanese tourists who were happy with the steak initially left it uneaten after a few bites. The tour conductor told us, "Aussie beef itself is a tasty meat, but in Australia, because of the tradition of British food culture, the meat is grilled without seasoning, and because there is no way to prevent the juices from seeping out, the umami and flavor is lost, and the result is just a tasteless finish. The meat istelf is not bad," he said in a desperate attempt to explain himself.

Fifty years ago, I went on my honeymoon to a restaurant in London and was disgusted by the mashed spinach that was served as a side. I thought it would have tasted better with salt and pepper and a little butter. The spaghetti restaurants in Rome are also of a very low level compared to those in Japan, and the fritters in Venice were not tasty at all

bunch of soft cunt cereal munching fannies in here
never tried one i bet

As opposed to you.

eh Pablo, what's for breakfast?

well Juan, it's minced beef, with onions, tomato and beans, on a flat bread?

ok, and what's for lunch?

minced beef, with onions, tomato and beans, on a different shaped flat bread

and dinner?

Believe it or not, minced beef, with onions, tomato and beans, on a crunchy bread

There is not better breakfast slop on Earth than Southern American breakfast slop. It's not healthy, but we aren't discussing the health of the thing.

your entire diet consists of tortillas, cheese and beans, shut the fuck up

fuck off josh, sad cunt.

Fuck you and your huevos rancheros

Absolute cartoon meme steak

kek

bean status: roasted

If it was German or Spanish, it wouldnt be 8 kinds of food that all fit identical niches of

fatty

savory

salty

There's four tiny tomatoes on that plate, and you know they'll be flavorless gunk that doesnt cut through the mountain of lard you're being served. British "cuisine" is viewed poorly for a reason.

Trying to eat 1500 calories a day to lose some weight. This pic ruined it. Il go fry some sausages.

you've done him

It’s a little much I think

It's a little saddening. When Pakis and various Mudslimes take over the UK, they'll ban pork, alcohol, etc.

Imagine giving up your ability to fuck hot girls at will so you can eat this slop and be a fat fucking slob

Hungy.

You could eat a dozen eggs every day and be under 1500, why is it challenging?

Who cares what some little dick ricecel thinks? We could nuke you with impunity

No it isn’t. It’s plain wholesome food - we have never had a famine and had to spice up a turd like you people do.
And british chefs are the highest paid chefs in the world.

based

Because im a fat ass who is used to eat around 4-5k calories a day.

Clogged. Greasified. Crappy. Stain on my polo. Unfocused. Flatulence.

No one needs to be a chef. Everything anyone needs to eat can be cooked the exact same way in a cast iron pan.

minced beef on a flat bread

Wrong

tomato and beans

Wrong

crunchy bread for dinner

Wrong

tortillas being bread

Wrong

Anglos need to keep quiet when the big boys are talking grub, just pay the bill after consuming bruv

Can't forget the fruit pudding

4-5k calories a day

absolute unit

Where do you even get it from? I've had no luck finding it.

see this idiot

This simply doesn't need to exist. Why would it be necessary to choose to eat this?

I don't care for the beans, but everything else looks good.

wrong wrong WRONG WRONG WRONG

kek Hector Gutierrez seething over here

japanese food is number 1 tie with italian food idiot
your disgusting food is only rank 39

That's a traditional Irish breakfast. Full english breafkast is dosa and idli with chutney.

Incorrect. People highly favor Japanese food because Japanese people like to go to extremes to make whatever thing they devote their life and time to the best in the world. Hence extremely delicious wagyu beef, or $20 (each) strawberries.
A shame you allowed western kikes to dictate your central bank policy against the interests of your own people. You should murder your central bankers and your cucked, kowtowing government officials.

Isn't Italian #1?

I have. I live here. I avoid it.

I standfast and concur with my ancestors. Breakfast should not be complicated. A piece of cheese or bread. Some water or coffee.

Throughout history, Only elites ever ate breakfasts like this. For 99% of all humans ever alive, breakfast was a simple quick ordeal