Did zoomers beat the alcohol Jew?

you're not peak dad bod if you don't rub your beer gut after making the lawn while crushing a coupla pisswater lights. bunch of slack-jawed effeminate faggots

uh muh body

oh no muh six-pack

Is it because they're simply to weak to drink? Swallowing a pill takes zero effort compared to drinking which takes some getting used to at first and is often a social activity.

this lol

brings out the weed lmao guy to prove a point despite everyone know that millennials acceptance for weed is way higher than previous generations and have relatively same amount of drinkers

t. stoner but i know alcohol is just better because how much it obliterate anxiety and makes you do shit you're uncomfortable with which is key for life

The real reason why they don't drink is because they are poor and don't engage in social activities.

It's because it's expensive, tastes like shit, and you have to drink too much of it to get drunk.

pretty sure drinking and smoking will die out with gen alpha

So naz/nietzchei? Alchohol is bad, but stimulants like cocaine are good?

We wouldn't have survived as a species without alcohol unironic rope

posting a gross kike as your example to demean whites

another account to block

mowing the lawn***

None of what you mentioned are opioids

Yes, more than half of Gen Z adults – about 56% of Americans ages 18 to 25 – are overweight or obese. Being overweight or obese puts individuals at a higher risk for many chronic conditions, including type 2 diabetes, heart disease, high blood pressure, and some cancers.

Gen z is the least healthy generation to ever exist on earth at least here in America.

millenials

If you're a musician you're forced to play tacky craft beer bars it's horrible

They spend their money habitually doing worse crap. Zoomers look older than your average binge drinking millennial. Maybe because millennials were also eating better with their hipster lifestyle bullshit and didn't spend their 20s inside their room.

inhales nitrous oxide

ayo senpai was good

im the biggest alcoholic youll ever meet and beer is indeed fucking gay

Zoomers don't drink because alcohol is a social drug, and Zoomers do not know how to socialize.

i look like this and i don't drink

That’s a fatass evil piece of shit that never works out though

Millennials aren’t fat only that child trafficker Epstein island guy is

they deserve a house just for working at mcdonalds

Yes? People work to earn money so they can afford things, anon. You don't need to work when you are homeless anyway.
Imagien being so jewish that you fail to understand that a business which cannot pay enough to even provide basic necessities fails any requirement to gain workers and consequentially should file for bankruptcy.

Seth Rogen is a stoner, not a drinker.

There's as much estradol in a six pack of IPA as there is in a woman's birth control pill.

/thread

zoomers

that level of insight

nah, no way

so you take pride in being a weak failure?? Point to the statues of great conquerors, the paintings of philosophers, the art on ancient clay pots. Not ever is your super-estrogenated, distended, pregant looking, visceral fat gut ever shown off or held up as a sign of masculinity.

Only white trash dudes that die in their 60s think that a filthy gut is a sense of pride or masculinity. Well there is one other culture in that does this; the Indians and they have the worst bodies of everyone. Aestheticism is the greatest respect one can show for the divine human form.

being able to purchase a house working a normal job is ridiculous

this is your brain on judaism

Alcohol is still less life-ruining than homemade HRT

Zoomers:

Ignore alcohol

Heavily addicted to nicotine through Zyns

Nicotine is equally terrible for your heart and vascular system.

Huffs nitrous more then Gen Xers

Explains the dumbass lingo and haircuts through brain damage

Is afraid to talk to people

Meanwhile some craft beer dude will talk your head off and carry on meaningful conversations.

millennials

Zoomers are the peak beta bitch weak reddit generation. They quit everything, suck at everything, and are socially retarded.

OP’s guy is not a dad bod. A dad bod was called strongfat before social media. That guy is skinnyfat (skinny with flabby arms and a pot belly)
Curiously enough all the dadbod/strongfat guys I know live good lives, the skinnyfat guys are a mixed bag.

And the list of things muzzies were right about grows..

cant get a job that pays well enough to purchase a house

its the the jewsss fault!

yikes, have you tried having marketable skills? supply and demand still exists. i cant wait till Trump gets rid of your welfare

Zoomers don't drink alcohol because they're all addicted to energy drinks instead. Beer would probably be less harmful for them in the long term.

Curiously enough all the dadbod/strongfat guys I know live good lives, the skinnyfat guys are a mixed bag.

This is the hard-hitting analysis that keeps me coming back

zoomers don't drink like older generations do

zoomers are chronically alone and struggle with building friendships or sexual relationships

There's definitely a correlation there.

My bad they're addicted to stimulants/opiates. If it's not xanax it's oxycodone

it's so easy to spot kikes at this point

We should spare the genius pencil necks though for R&D.

Alcohol is a beautiful social lubricant and supplement if you are in a good space in life. Even kicking back and watching some fights or a game is fun. Hanging out with a girl, getting drunk, and flirting/fucking for several hours is incredible.

Zoomers are not social and are afraid of interactions outside of their small bubble. It's why they don't date, don't drive, don't fuck. Going to a bar, drinking, (especially drinking and taking chances with women or meeting new people) scares and confuses the zoomer. I've heard this quote before but I think young people need to go out, get shit faced, and take more chances/stupid decisions.

Don't get me wrong, alcohol is a tricky (and very dangerous) drug and if you're in a bad head space, depressed, down on your luck, it will make it exponentially worse. I've had many brutal, soul crushing binge drinking sessions during some very lonely and depressing chapters in my life.

However, I'm at a much better place in my life and, surprise, my relationship with alcohol is much healthier.

Point is, zoomers are pussies and alcohol isn't the problem

marketable skills

the window is only getting narrower in all areas

doesn't drink

but also doesn't fuck, socialize or work

thebuzzscv.com/blogs/news/45-of-men-from-18-25-have-never-asked-a-woman-out-in-person
vox.com/explain-it-to-me/399280/young-men-dating-struggles-single
xhubgh.com/2025/02/25/2254/
W-winning haha.
We sure showed those winos who's boss.

Alcohol is homemade HRT. Beer is an estrogenic compound. It turns you into a female complete with violent emotional outbursts and whining.

Beer is the one thing keeping "them" in power.

yeah, like guys who didn't wrestle saying wrestling is gay. they're faggots.

yall niggers be gay as fuck

antiwork jew

I do all that you described, only with other substances.
If you think alcohol is a social lubricant, you should try MDMA lol

You can the leave reddit, but the reddit never leaves you.
What I mean by that is you type like a faggot.

Mhmmm mhmmm, yes, I concur Dr. Chud

can do 1 pushup

so im safe

women

jews

booze

coffee

food

the drip

what else???

Only 56%? The national average for overweight/obese is around 85% for the entire US, figured itd be higher.

I'm willing to bet my foreskin that not a single zoomer has had this thought, much less it being some sort of zoomer hivemind.

I d4ink nearly daily 5 beers at pub and still im in better shape than 95% of zoomers just by going to gym 3 times in week. Beer belly guys exist becaus3 tbey do t do any sport or they dont go to gym. We have locals in pub from are 40y old soldiers and drink 10 beers when they have free time while still maintaing abs. Guy in photo never did any physical job or exercise. I also smoke 20 cigs daily and my face has 0 wrinkles at the age of 30y. Whike some zoomettes look like 35y old just by doing sunbathing and solar sauna.

MDMA has benefits but I'd rather use it as a scalpel and not a hammer. Same with things like psychedelics - I think everyone should do a heroic dose of shrooms.

what a bunch of crack heads.

Getting people hooked on alcohol was actually a Jewish plan orginally.

niggers?

Gen X sucks

too bad that shit doesn't apply to rapejeets, those assholes are turbo thirsty.

you have to go back to turkey, mehmet

you're legit gay

Zoomer here, that's not the reason. Just don't want to drink desu, probably for the same reason that I don't want to do any drugs either

It's because GenZ won't hit 30 until 2027. You can always lose weight but it becomes SIGNIFICANTLY harder after 30 so a good number are coasting off their naturally better metabolism still.
Conversely Silents, GenX and Boomers are overwhelmingly fat and thus bringing up the average

Also fuck you zoomers while i drink

Weed will get us all the same, obesity is not going down for any generation

I just do recreational stuff if I’m with someone else. If I’m alone I dont need anything

Why? Not everyone needs to be a laborer. It's a waste of time for a physicist to lift weights.

niggers

cleanliness

law enforcement

cars

grooming products

chocolate

I'm sure there are more

I'm a neet cuz my parents are well off, if you need to work to survive then you were a loser at birth tbqh

based

Jeets only get laid if they rape or get an arranged marriage.
They're the least desired race aside from SEAs.

I think most kids avoid beer because it kind of sucks. Your choices are

watered down goybrew shit that all tastes like piss

pretentious expensive microbrew shit that all tastes like piss with hepatitis in it

or you spend $87 on a kit to make it at home and after 14 months fermenting in your crawlspace wow it still tastes like shit and most of the bottles failed

alcohol is a social drug, and Zoomers do not know how to socialize.

Neither did boomers but that didn't stop them from making complete drunken jackasses of themselves.

I have stopped drinking entirely since a year and a half because I think alcohol is bad but you're retarded, alcohol tastes great if you drink good stuff. Of course you wouldn't know that if you're a cheapskate that buys alcohol at the supermarket.

You’re all a bunch of pussies that act like women that’s why. You’re the gossip girly pussy generation you all act more soft that women

God I hope so. Drinking and binge culture is the most irritating aspect of X'ers and Millennials. Bunch of sozzled morons.

Now if they'll just quite defiling their skin with stupid-looking doodles, they might end up ok.

Yeah and I have a flat stomach, can run 5 miles without stopping, can comfortably carry every item I come across, have no issue scrapping with retards, do loads of pushups, planks.

Because I don't have a filthy, dysgenic, subhuman looking pregnant belly nor an addiction to literal estrogenic poison like you. And women suck ass in comparison. Oh boy a retarded pet for me to babysit and entertain; what a fucking joy.

Typed 2010 wrong again fagget

You’re a twig that weighs 90 lbs that’s why

you must slave away for capitalism goy.

It’s called guillotines and the capitalist class.

Obese soidditors think that they have "dad bods", but when women say dad bod they mean basically a slightly muscular guy with a belly. Basically a normal guy but fat enough that they can feel more attractive than them and be happy.

more true than you think. i dont need to work either, my family is wealthy. my father thinks that itll instill good ethics into me though so I grabbed a part time job while they pays for my room and board and allowance

I stopped drinking the liquid jew for reasons

expensive as fuck for what it is

hangovers

shrinks your brain and causes damage to the body

tastes like shit, have to mix with other drinks/ingredients just to make it taste something that doesnt resemble piss

getting drunk makes you a genuine retard who will forget everything the next day

can easily lead to alcoholism

I will stick to my green greens thanks.

oh yeah? pick up my f150 you strong faggot

I'm the rare male that is actually in shape. Cope and seethe dysgenic obese retard. Why don't you drink more estrogen and bitch about a tv show or the ball game like a female. Why don't you spend all day buying fucking purses and shoes and makeup for your pet female, lest it divorce you.

I stopped drinking except on the weekend. During the week I drink coffee and tea. On the weekend I drink scotch and some beer. I'm not a "beer drinker", like I don't have beer as a hobby (I'm much more into scotch), but I think it goes really well with food, so I drink it for that purpose.

Beer always did that. Beer has always been for losers but we keep it around because losers literally need it to function.

when women say dad bod they mean a balding southerner who did roids and has vascular limbs yet simultaneously supports a giga alcohol belly
all that matters is how much of the sorry rentoids my house fridge meme you can channel

You need gay p rn to function fagget

No you weigh 90 lbs and are anorexic because you’re a lazy pussy. I’m not the dysgenic one here you are pussy

This is your generation. A bunch of Onions drinking, Reddit browsing, consumerist faggots who cry when they see the new Star Wars trailer. Lower your tone faggot

this I was about to say, I understand railing on how many fake beer is out there that doesn't taste like beer but pure beer is necessary to have peak white man civilization

GenX here, I don't know a single guy in my age group who even thinks like that.

I smoke a lot of weed and trip when shit like that is around, but I just don't like alcohol. It makes you feel like shit the next day and I make horrible decisions every time I drink. That's just my individual case as to why I rarely drink.

I am the peak of male fitness. Fat boy, you wouldn't be able to run a quarter mile or do even ten pushups. Could you even hit a bag without getting winded?? How are you different from a female. Get drunk and be more retarded. The only good drunk is the one feeding the worms.

Based JoJo poster

talk to a woman while drunk

That’s sexual harassment you creep

hook up with a woman while drunk

That’s rape! Jail! Jail!

be at work after lunch with the faint smell of beer on your breath

I’m calling HR, you’re fired!

drive home with .00000000001 BAC

DUI! Jail! Jail!

NOOOOOOO why don’t the zoomerinos drink and socialize like normal human beings? The west has fallen nooooooooo!

I could literally old your twinkmode boipussy faggot ass into a pretzel

fold***

This guy sounds really gay and probably fat.

nope, it's a JJBA r*editor faggot. would make araki very sad

I hate this fat fuck kike like you wouldn't believe

I just hate the taste of alcohol and don't see the purpose of drinking it. It is a chronic toxin after all.

inb4 I bet you vape/do drugs

Nope. I despise the smell of cigarettes, weed, and vapes. I don't do drugs like a nigger either.

sneed oils are responsible for that disgusting physique. most people dont drink that much, and still look like that kike piece of shit.

im just asking for one push-up

The fat part definitely plays into it for me, It lowers inhibitions around food, Is a diuretic, And the alcohol is processed by your body as pure sugar.
Not that I’ll ever be able to control myself around the chocolate bar being a physics major,

But it’s also that I prefer to handle everything. Life hits me with head on. That constant sense of aloofness and disappointment in myself is natural, I still cope with it by eating unhealthy, but as long as I don’t drink, it tends to be very slow in gaining, and I can simply walk it off using a treadmill for about 3.5 hours (8-11:30pm) at 3.2mph for a couple of weeks, and while you’re walking, you can eat anything you want, If you simply be amazed at how your body will go, But if i feel true equilibrium, I go 20 miles a day for a week to get to 163-161lbs instead of 168-170.
There’s also the fact that you won’t get your mind fully back until anywhere from a week to several months, depending on how heavily you drank, And I need my lexicon to explain to my professors I failed a class for the umpteenth time. To bedazzle and spectacle all those around me with intriguing thoughts, That I can now say sober thanks to behavioral therapy from la amistad. And I’m always always awful about when to give a little bit of an item away to my uncle or his guest - my friend.

No you fucking couldn't. You have an obese, sick, frail body that has to battle against itself to survive. I'll just sprint 10 yards ahead of you and maintain the distance while I just shit talk you the whole time and you can do literally nothing but gasp for air.

I have the body of the most dangerous, deadly dudes in history who were surprisingly enough, not a bunch of fat retards. Find me a single photo of anyone in any war that looks like a pregant male. I'll wait. The most dangerous, effective, deadly, coldest dudes in history are the ones who run fast and can climb shit easily. Never ever a fat, dsygenic, obese retard.

This 100%. A few years ago, "G girls" was a term in the godforsaken city of Berlin. A G girl is usually in here teens and likes to party and fuck on GHB. I don't know what's currently hip.

I would but I'm not a homosexual or a nigger. guess I'll just stick to alcohol (white person beverage).

seth rogan is the poster boy for sheltered millenial faggot that finally gets to play out all his gangster fantasies when he finally got to smoke some weed at 25, something normalfags and outcasts get bored of by 17-18

lol whatever twink faggot. those men you idolize so much drank like fish btw. have fun being an anorexic faggot lol

youre really cringe posting this jojo shit
deffo like 18 yo

zoomers need to stop being pussies and drink more alcohol,they don't like the taste of it.

basado

wine supremacy , may the transubstantiation begin

This me but more muscular and even fatter
t. Millenial

Zoomers don't drink because they don't have any friends.

I remember one time to schmooze, I beguiled my math professor with my thoughts on the conceptualization of Einstein’s Theory of Relativity came from him imagining two men falling off a skyscraper at different rates, and ability to conceptualize it’s just as likely an indicator of being able to resolve a problem as having a toolbox (Every pre-defined concept in a textbook accessible to your brain)

I’ll never understand weak physical genetics. I once went 3 years without lifting weights and was able to squat 365 after 2 weeks back in the gym.

I drink hard seltzers because they are just soda but better

No, they’re learning fast. What tax is and what gives you value in yourself

Drinking beers is for fags, drink something worth a fuck

cope and seethe you filthy, degenerate drunks. I look like a fucking greek statue. Not pregnant like you faggots. It's alright to be an addict, it's a disease. But to justify it as if it's a virtue; that's your brain on the liquid jew

nicotine

benzos

marijuana

so where do they fit the opioids into this schedule?

gymcels thinking women care about men being totally fit (they don't) is a lot like the way women think men care about their "good jobs/careers" (they don't). It's projection of your own gender's unie heterosexual desires onto the opposite gender.
What matters is your height, status and the harmony/aesthetics of your face.

Seth Rogen is a huge kike faggot and so are zoomers. I've come to the conclusion that they're the most superficial materialistic generation to ever exist.

jawmaxxing

heightmaxxing

maxxingmaxxing

I've had it with your bullshit. "y'all" talk like niggers. You're mindfucked by kikes and I hope they send you to a pointless war in the middle of the sun.

no they'll get fat when their metabolism slows

*unique hetero

(You) look like a homosexual twink. and keep talking about how fast you can run, you cannot outrun my AR while I'm in my F-150

how come he's way fatter than me but he doesnt have man boobs? im 5'10 and about 160 pounds and I have puffy cone shaped moobs

No the booze will find it's way into their system this people who snorted ligther fluid and cleaning agents

Did zoomers beat the alcohol Jew?

They're highly antisocial and cannot form normal bonds. They live in isolated online bubbles (Discord) 24/7, so their perspective on life and socialising is jaded.

In my opinion being heterosexual is still quite gay because it involves at least one man.

if that was the reason they wouldn't making a copious amount of drugs every weekends

Drop down and give me 50 right now hard ass!

Too poor.

yfw you realize gambling (((addiction))) basically doesn't exist too for the same reason

Oh Vegas, I hear your whining from here, when you let jews crater the economy down to slave labor in all sectors then the economy halts from everything being unaffordable.
When you need to be a Surgeon to have a middle class life from the 50s-80s then everything falls apart.

They aren't straight edge, they don't get drunk as much because they don't go to clubs like previous generations have. Lot of night clubs have shut down or are struggling just to scrape by, seen vids of women complaining guys don't go to the clubs.

Basically all that stated is what happening, they are just getting fucked up on other things besides booze.

antiwork Jew

they deserve a house just for working at mcdonalds

Anyone that works 40 hours a week in any society worth a damn that is contributing to taxes should have baseline standard of living that can afford them food and shelter, even highly skilled professionals can't afford homes in 2025.

Yes, it's because millennials got into craft beer

Not that they started an obsession with Star Wars, Legos, vidya, binging movies, junk food, etc. All that simply led to poor nutrition and laziness, the end result is you end up being a sad sack of a human being.

Anecdotally, a good portion of the breweries that have opened up in my state are GWOT era vet-bros that don't look anything like dumpy-ass Seth Rogan.

Maybe their beer is different though, I find myself going to those breweries (which many end up being vet-bro breweries) because they don't have

nothing but IPAs

kid games for adults

vegetarian menus

tranny servers

pride flag anything

good music

<insert flavor here> beer (because they don't know how to make a decent tasting beer with basic ingredients)

In any case, beer, like anything, is best done in moderation, and if you aren't taking care of yourself in the first place then don't be surprised when you turn into an ugly pile of fat and estrogen

I do all that shit sober, I never get why faggots need alcohol to talk to a woman. "I need to get drunk first bro, then the real man comes out"
Pussies

Alcohol does nothing of the sort. It's literally just a cns depressant that also causes your brain to piss dopamine everywhere. Loss of coordination/awareness and euphoria are literally the only non socially constructed side effects. Everything else people do when drunk (act like retards etc) is just people acting up because they think it makes them cool. Similar to weed. I used to hate stoners and refused to try weed for the longest time because of how retarded stoners act but all of that is a social construct too.

Seth Rogen

I hope that nigger dies in a fire

I did slightly intense workout at home during covid and my muscles still hasn't degraded completely. The shape is still there. I could still easily do a couple of the same workout I did then and I've been neeting for around 5 years now.
Now I doubt I was ever unable to do a single pushup. Yeah, I too don't understand.

That's me in the image. Is there any hope for me?

When you're sober, nothing is really *that* uncomfortable. It's when you exist in the middle ground that things suck.

Revelation 3:15-16
King James Version
15 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot.

16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

Fat

Yeah no surprise at all it's the Italian with the shit taste.

Miller beer is good enough. Fuck Millennials and Zoomers gay ass craft faggot beer. You may as well drink wine like your old wine aunt.

No. Their problem is they don't think what they're ingesting is drugs. They'll drink a raspberry white claw while sucking on a watermelon vape and hitting a grape cart. They just ingested three different drugs while feeling like they just drank a juice box. There's no muck associated with it.

Zyns

Is that why they all have shit breath?

We never had a gay porn prohibition before, but we should you're right. Beer drinkers would probably suffer just as much and leave regular alcoholics alone.

This

Probably the majority of my generation is fucked, I don't think many realized how much of the plot was lost during the boomers uprising. We thought our grandparents brought forth paradise, that we didn't, shouldn't live like them in any way because they fought so hard to get out of that way of life.

Problem is we didn't realize how important their upbringing really was. The boomers took the ball and ran with it, thinking Utopia was on the horizon, and everything they did was invaluable to posterity.

Being raised this way, seeing the next generation and even some starting to become grandparents, to anyone paying attention it's clear this isn't how we're meant to live.

This is just dumb, it's like saying you shouldn't grill because "mcdonalds is good enough." American adjunct shit is famously bad, meanwhile you can find craft stuff rivals some of the best Belgian/German/etc beer. Why limit yourself to goybeer?

drinking alcohol

just just taking pregabalin (Lyrica) sparsely to achieve the same social lubrication effect with none of the physically disastrous side effects

Lol
Lmao even

Once you discover phenibut, baclofen, ptegabalin, etc... taking alcohol which is the worst GABAergic becomes pure insanity and a dated technology.

Not just **

baclofen is being abused now? its just a muscle spasm thingy. muscle relaxant, and not the fun kind

You're a pill head.

I think so. I never drank beer after hearing that shit contains estrogen and grows man tits as well as a beer gut. Plus my parents were selfish alcoholics and I despise their stupid life choices so I consciously choose not to drink unless it's a glass of wine maybe once every 1-2 years.

Why limit yourself to goybeer?

"everyone else should suffer because I did" - always the same thing with that brand of faggot

reddit spacing

Didn’t read lol

Yes everyone should drink $5 a bottle "craft" girlie boy beer to wash down that avacado toast.

they beat the alcohol jew but fell for the antiwork jew.

They fell for plenty of other shit too, like trying to become 1 of 6 gorillion "influencers", having dark circles under their eyes and literal dents on their skulls from too much screen time and headset use, speaking in a subhuman language and wearing frizzy broccoli haircuts in an attempt to emulate their favorite basketball american idols, getting overtly emotional like children when something doesn't go their way instead of acting stoic like they should be (this relates to work and getting fired after 2 days on the job). The list goes on.

Gen Z doesn’t drink because drinking is a social activity and most of Gen Z are shut ins.

Gen Z does a lot of drugs though

It's a GABA-b agonist, which is the superior GABA receptor responsible for dissolving social inhibitions without any of the motor cortex impairment and brutal withdrawals that GABA-a agonists like alcohol and benzos cause.
Nah I take it on rare occasions for when I need to fire on all cylinders. Definitely less than the average sucker drinks his estrogenic foam water

Correction, I don't drink American goy beer.

Muslims can't drink. Its that simple. White people are dead.

Muslims can't drink

Bullshit I've seen many drunk Muslims.

Vid related picture

The Adderall one is because Americans don’t know how to adjust to a Renaissance man education, while still being physically active.
Things that are light in nature like video games and activities at home don’t require time dedication like outings, you can always quit the game or whatever at home and get to studying, and your eventually taught in some way to procrastinate so that not every living hour is dedicated to school, and you force yourself to ram through the material.
And furthermore video games entertain by turning books into interactive visible worlds, meaning it’s somewhat looked up to by parents, Mind you many are rightfully, wary that their sons or daughters may become completely insular or disrespectful from lack of social experience, But the point still stands in moderation vg foster much creativity.
It’s also as much a parental challenge to try to learn a way to adjust their style of parenting - At some point, they have to realize they must foster and pay for hobbies of their children because those hobbies are competing with other less active hobbies, such as video games. Hobbies cost money in terms of books and probably 12 different books to compile data on something that you’re trying to build or conceptualize, It also involves dangerous things like electricity and welding in the house as a fire hazard in the house And potential injury of children, Heightened by notorious child lack of attention-span, fumes from chemical reactions.

For me, Interest in stem was in part fostered by video games, providing a surrogate scientific and friendly environment like VALVE’s Portal and Half-Life 2, which deluded me into thinking that I could make it and I am still doing it (STEM).

women complaining guys don't go to clubs

no shit, maybe 20 years ago it was worth shelling out $100 over a night to meet a girl you had a chance with but even the zoomies with money aren't going to go buy you drinks all night so you can go flirt with chad.

Vid related

I know porn is degenerate and a waste of time and equivalent of an alien found big ape looking at ape pictures is full of purpose… Absolutely ludicrous. It is a coping mechanism for loneliness and taking a disproportionate amount of our time with education and coping mechanisms, So we don’t end up unrounded dregs, even though many university students that take the time to study merely become Hyper specialized and completely illiterate when it comes to taxes, bills, and itemizing them on an annual and monthly basis., and continuing to do nice things for their loved ones and hanging out with their wife and budgeting for toys for the kids.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=dWKNMPY9X_E

Wrong. A beer gut simply means you're not some self-absorbed mouse utopia, beautiful ones pussy. Maintaining a rockhard body, not for practical use but for aesthetics, is not a priority. It's like driving a perfectly clean and polished truck every day to a white collar job. Simply put, you like to drink a beer every so often to cope with the unnaturally decadent and evil society you're forced to reside in.

Ironically the same reason why Seth Rogen is fat. He's a giant stoner which makes you want to eat junk food all the time.

If zoomers think they wont get fat from smoking weed long term then they are truly retarded.

This dude has read Ted Kaczynski...

Fair enough, if the results speak for themselves.

Point to the statues of great conquerors,

All of which were likely alcoholics

I drink very little now because its gotten too dangerous.
Too many shitskins out there who will smell easy prey.

Yeah. Unironically, lift heavy for like 6-12 months. You’ll still be fat, maybe even fatter, but you’ll have gone from skinnyfat to builtfat. At that point you just need to lose the fat, which is not easy but simple. I’m currently at the end of a skinnyfat to builtfat transition and trust me it’s much better.

You've fat I can tell

When you get to that point you just cut the carbs and start getting used to ketosis. Trust me, you'll be feeling like a wild man in no time.

You're going to feel like you're constantly starving for the first week or two, but this is your body changing metabolic modes from sugar burning to fat burning. Once you're acclimated your energy will be so much more stable and longer lasting. It's like a slow burning fire vs a fast burning flame. Except the fuel of the slown burn basically never wears out as long as you have water.

Its haram. They're not allowed to drink. Any muslim you see drinking is going to hell in their religion. This is the actual reason alcohol use is going down in younger generations. Younger generations are less white.

Tbh this is all just cope for your poor habits and shit lifestyle.

Alcohol doesn't do that by itself. It makes you eat more than you were planning to. If you lift weights and control calorie intake you won't look like that even if you drink on occasion.

People like you are part of the problem. Problem that needs to be erased

DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

Look at these replies. Zoomers are the most entitled little shits I've ever seen. When I feel like trolling, I start an "HR Hate" thread, and it immediately hits the bump limit from skilless losers who never want to do more with their lives than the ever-lowering minimum.

are you easy prey fren?

Yea, drinking with normies isn't really safe anymore, let alone coloreds. It's only safe to drink with based & redpilled schizos.

Everyone else has far too many ego attachments that cause them to sperg the fuck out over random monkey nigger shit.

A 6 pack of locally brewed beer is like $15 here now.
Of course nobody is drinking that shit now.
A 12 pack of fucking alcholic seltzer is like $20 and you don't even have to brew that garbage.

They literally just cant afford to drink like we can.

>being 5' tall

>being Indian

>being a nigger

>being bug eyed

>having a micropenis

Not even close bud lmao

i already /thread
fags

So 1.25 Hours miniwage?

Alcohol does nothing of the sort. It's literally just a cns depressant that also causes your brain to piss dopamine everywhere. Loss of coordination/awareness and euphoria are literally the only non socially constructed side effects. Everything else people do when drunk (act like retards etc) is just people acting up because they think it makes them cool. Similar to weed. I used to hate stoners and refused to try weed for the longest time because of how retarded stoners act but all of that is a social construct too.

seltzer is $20

at that point why not just buy seltzer water and vodka separately and mix them?

No they do all kinds of other fucked up drugs, CBD, weed, snorting Vyvanse and shooting up Gabapentin
They're not cool enough to drink a bottle of whiskey, hustle pool all night, do a fat rail of cocaine, and then fuck the hottest bitch in the bar

Zoomers have the least sex of any generation because you fags don't drink or smoke or do anything. You're so in your head about being gay that you forgot to touch grass.

It's a waste of time for a physicist to lift weights.

most physicists were pretty fucking active.
almost all of them have a healthy bmi if you look at their pictures.
if you were actually smart you would realise most of the thinking is done when you go outside for a walk especially when you're stuck at a problem
brain and body are extremely connected

That's why zoomers don't fuck, lol.

Women get horny when they're drunk.

This. Almost all the women I fucked besides girlfriends were drunk bar slots or met at a party

You're a fucking paki...The fuck would you know about it?

You're posting the most faggot tier images I have ever seen in my life, and you're trying to get people to think you're manly?

You probably have never even played a contact sport in your life little retarded yid faggot.

It's just alcoholism. A lot of zoomers that I know actually did drink and fell into alcoholism like instantly and quit to save their lives.

If you can't afford anything in society but are forced to work you're a slave. Why would you work if there's literally no benefit?

Being mad that zoomers don't waste their money on the liquid Jew

Hi kike

This

Lmao I'm 33 and can easily outperform every zoomer in anything physical or athletic. I've never met a zoomer who isn't either extremely fat or so frail I could snap them in half. And I used to drink a couple 30-packs a day. Lmao zoomers are just afraid of socialization outside of the internet

Seth Rogan

Alcohol

0% chance you're doing anything with your life other than wasting zoomers time online lmao

I'm 33 at the prime of my life and I can physically outcompete little boys

I should hope so

plz dont do this
this shit destroys lives worse than meth
ask me how i know

everything except for meth and opioids are okay in moderation

Ah yes the famous shit taste of Italians when it comes to food, compared to that of Americans...

Real talk, if you are under 30, having a good physique is super easy. Running 5 miles without stopping in your 20s shouldn't even be worth mentioning. Yet you boast about it. You've lead a very soft live.

When all the science was being figured out and the gen that raised them, class, NOT sex, drugs, and rock and roll, defined the era. From steam engines in trains to cars to rockets to jets. The last gen to be raised by a class oriented society would create the Calculator ANITA and Arpanet both being made in the 60s

Since then it’s mostly been novel configurations of all inventions and astronomic efficiency in computing power that allowed things like smartphones and game consoles to exist.

miller is weak pisswater, at least wine and craft beer have some alcohol.

don't want what already is and always have been

zoomers wish they weren't zoomers

Germans went off the beer and on meth and opiods for 10 years and ended up taking over most of Europe.

skinnyfat

low T men with high calorie wives

I stopped drinking altogether right after I became a borderline alcoholic when a friend on mine got raped, it's a fag way to cope.

That's a nice pair

beer is for poors

If you wanna be hated and do some IRL trolling go to a millennial craft beer place and make a scene cause they don't serve red wine. A bottle of wine has far fewer calories than millennial piss beer.

gen z

The way people talk about them is like they're a fucking monolith. They're like every generation with retards.

this body type is caused be beer

no, he is just a dysgenic jew. simple as

Yeah, almost 40 now and doing what I do now when I was young would have got me shredded months ago and I can only really see my upper abs now.
Also Gen Z is fatter than anyone else at the age, but you also have to consider that they mostly follow the demographic shift in the youth, and everyone except East Asians tend to be fatter than Europeans.

for real
they should pay mcdonalds for the experience they gain
these entitled brats and their notions of "earning". NOBODY OWES YOU ANYTHING and tip your boss

alcohol is for faggots

I used to be able to do 20 easily but my rotator cuff got injured for years now can’t do a single one

zoomers have no chill
they're either teetotalers or drink every single time they go out
it's fucked

Opioids are for millenials, its impossible to get real pills, only millenials got to experience that

one perk of living in germany. the beer is good and LOTS of different kinds to choose from
guess poles and bohemians have it similar

they deserve a house just for working at mcdonalds

you're saying this as if it's a totally outlandish statement, parodying how zoomers think. yes, dipshit, of course you should be able to afford to live on minimum wage. any sane and sensible country that looks after its citizens would want people of low skill but with at least the gumption to get out of bed every morning and go to work to be able to live off their earnings, you fucking jew. this has to be bait, because it's invariably going to attract people accusing you of calling you a boomer and pointing out how in the 50s and 60s you could literally work at mcdonald's and still afford a house, a decent one too.

That's a good thing dude. That's a sign God's will is being exercised.

accusing you of being a boomer*

Have you seen a shift at McDonald's? They do more labor in 8 hours than a week working in an office. Yes it's not skilled but at the very least you should be able to house yourself and afford necessities. This is not a controversial or even left wing policy, look at Japan where you can get an apartment for $200 a month in Tokyo and there are zero homeless

Oh wow they drink less alcohol but smoke/vape/eat more weed. Why is that something to be proud of? That's not to mention what is the percentage of Zoomers who are on psych meds.
Id love to see a figure on how many Americans are NOT on psych/recreational drugs of some kind. I legitimately think we're down to 35%. All the women are on antidepressants and the men are on ADHD meds and both sexes and all ages are on weed. Sometimes I feel like I must be a sicker, going through life stone cold sober.

yfw you realize gambling (((addiction))) basically doesn't exist too for the same reason

Have you heard of this thing called videogames? Retard. Gacha shit at all time high. Every game has gambling lootboxes.

*sucker

the antiwork jew

Here comes the real redpill, but you larpers are not going to like it:
Zoomers don't like alcohol because they're brainwashed by youtubers and influencers. They're ultra normies who want to become "successful" at any cost. They're mentally 100% enslaved by the capitalist jews and can't enjoy ANYTHING without thinking how should I monetize this? or how does this selfimproov my life. They can't comprehend having a hobby that you can't turn into money. They're obsessed with "gains".
Ofc they're not going to fucking drink because drinking is associated with being unsuccessful. Mind you how doing drugs or vaping etc. all other unhealthy stuff is still alright, because influencers do it.
Zoomers are gigasheep who will all kill themselves when they hit 35 year old and realize most of them never "made it".

No bro, being sober is a gift from God cherish it. I hate my former state of constant intoxication and I am so grateful to be sober now.

Just like how everyone should not smoke weed (legalization proved this even more), everyone should NOT take mushrooms.

alco makes you feel good
and life isn't about feeling good, so you know it's a trap, kek

That's not a real red pill. Zoomers are low testosterone and high estrogen cucks. They are pussies and never had to do any manual work. They are afraid of women so instead they go online and spam pepe emojis at a woman with an anime child avatar (most non threatening female interaction they could possibly have).

I Wish i could get adderal

i genuinely think a man -ACK

Don't know about the US but alcohol is taxed so much here that illegal drugs are far cheaper for broke zoomers to afford.

I cannot afford:
Alcohol
Tobacco
Hobbies
Entertainment

I have to save up for the tools, supplies and fuel to do household chores and property maintenance. Fun life I got here. Be a shame if I just lost it.

If I'm correct the same people who are telling you you cannot
use a combustion engine car,
use a natural gas heating,
and cannot eat meat
are telling you not to drink beer.
(I think with the heating one can find more enviromentally friendly
ways, and I could imagine electric vehicles being the majority.)

not a zoomer here, don't take that wrong, but are you sure you don't have a boring life?

I'm a zoomer gooner, and I never did alcohol or drugs in my life. porn however

I do 300 once a week while at work. I’ll work them all in within a two hour time span at my own pace. 42 white male. This keeps me in plenty good shape. I also stretch a lot. I can do 50-60 push-ups in a single set if I really want to.

you should build a house. I worked in construction. When i see people work 5 years at McDonalds i think "yeah they deserve a house". It doesn't take me 5 years to build one, even with EU standards.
So actually they're right. Their labor is stolen. I worked with a 60yo guy who worked in construction all his life. He couldn't afford his own house, so he rented and could barely make rent payments as it was. It's why i stopped. You do all that labor and the government fucks it all over. If you have a wife, kids and a car you're left with debt the first time someone sues you or you fuck up once and get hurt. That's not life. A medieval peasant was more likely to have a house and a family.

So east indians.

It’s a fucking push-up

(pic) parties some years ago.

None of those are opioids

Don't goon your life away brother. I'm 31 now and never not once did jerking off provide me with any benefit except false dopamine.

it's all bullshit. Plenty of zoomers drink too. They just don't buy fucking whine and beer to sip at home. They get drunk when they go out

they don't go to clubs like previous generations have.

I would like to point out that these generations had glorious things like napster/kazaa/morpheus (and comparable programs)!!!

Right. But if you've never done an 80 hour shift at the ball crushing factory don't come on here acting like you know what true pain is about.

Soft hands, brother.

Wasted night nothing of value was achieved

So how many push ups can Anon Babble do straight in a session? 30-35 is relatively easy but I start to peak at around 40

If i were a woman i'd rather kms then touch this disgusting fat fuck.

Well that’s bullshit you don’t even know what type of work I do. Fuck off leaf.

This

Oi you’ve got a loicense for that pasta lad?

Zoomers can't drink because they're all on psych meds. Zoomers didn't defeat anything.

there's no food or drink that's to blame for people becoming fat ugly slops. They do it to themselves through lack of discipline and overindulgence. You can eat a balanced diet and exercise and have beer now and then with friends, if you sit home and drink beer every day yeah that's different

R&D here. I can do 30 pushups and 8 chinups without rest. Am also a heavy beer drinker. Pencil-necks have no place in society.

Ironic

It isn't that we don't drink everyone In know over 21 has drank. We just don't drink in excess. I'll have a whiskey,a glass of wine with dinner and even a beer if I am at a BBQ once in a while but I never get home and think "Wow I am exhausted I really feel like spending $90 on 6 shots of jack or 14 beers at a bar will fix this"

you should be able to do at least one push up for every year you've been alive.
so If you're 30? thirty pushups in a row.
80 year olds? ok I'll cut grandpas some slack if they're actually here reading this

No mate. Those fat doughy cripples are ultimately responsible of themselves, but endocrine disruptors and ultraprocessed foods are a crime against humanity, and have fucked those poor fucks over.

jerking off

folks, do we have to oppress every little thing men do? we're not even allowed to look in the general direction of women. I feel like people just don't want men to exist.

not when Im sober.
drinking is fucking dangerous now. makes you worse at judging dangerous situations and I read so many news about people getting stabbed in my city now.

Yes. Your grandfather kept a household and raised at least 3 children working an average job for an average wage.

sugar jew is worse
NEW THREAD

What kind of work do you do...

WE NEED BOTH.

Believe what you want. I know better than to share too many details about myself on this forum.

how fucking weak do you have to be to fail 1 push up
lmao loser

Post direction, anon, i'm going to rape yo fat ass hnnng
Captcha: 0ASSD
MEGALUL

You can tell your mom i wont pay more than 50bucks next time.

If we’re gonna be beer snobs, every millennial drinks these “ipa” that might as well look and taste like pee to my German sensibilities. Go thick and dark or go home.

Pathetic copes for being an out of shape loser. You think of immutable qualities so you can sigh in relief that you don’t have them, and deliberately choose to be a weakling. That to me is much worse than being any kind of subhuman.

Used to love a Sam Adams Lager (brewed in Boston) but it's now permabanned as of like 3 months ago. All American Liquor and Beer gone indefinitely.

a tragedy. I will probably never drink another Sam Adam's ever again in my life barring some extraordinary circumstances. Cheers, fren.

My favorite beer, love going to Texas and drinking it on tap.

Neither of you fags would do shit in real life. Only here online do you feel empowered.

I am a zoomer and I don't drink
but I make up for it by drinking soda and eating pizza so I'm still fat af

me fugging sluts

yeah, lets be like boomers back in the glory days i did this and that. Nah, I feel bad for younger people and refuse to make their life harder than it needs to be just out of principle. It's stupid.

Take one video of a kid who can't open a can or some s0yb0y avocado toasting and the entire generation gets labeled. Cause of one fucker.
like this guy>Look all zoomies are like this
they are not, touch grass.
Gen alpha might have it worse then Z will feel bad for them.
no one wants to listen to boomers talk about how "hard" they had it lol.

WE DIDNT HAVE

LOL ME ME ME ME ME
MINE MINE MINE MINE
FUCK YOU
GO TO HELL

can't say every boomer is like that, just most of them.

zoomers

thinking about the future

They don't read EULAs. They have zero security awareness. They relax. They literally don't think hours in the future, they live exclusively in the moment. Current dopamine hit on the phone is all that matters to zoomers. How the FUCK would anyone think that zoomers "think" anything?

embarrass yourself

some asshole pulls his phone out

you become a meme for eternity

There's a reason why people have become more cautious in social situations.

I used to feel good when gooning, now it feels mundane and tiring

55 yesterday. I used to be able to do 80 when I was younger :( but my old wrists start to hurt lol

I'm 43 and I'd much rather drink a half gallon of chocolate milk than a beer or two.

God what a homo, you can't even be arsed to make something up lol delete system32 you soft nancy boy. Now I may be doxxing myself here but here goes: I-I'm a beekeeper..

Sure thing buddy.

WIMP lmao