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Come watch criminals beg to be freed from prison
/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general
TYB
what in tarnation
Sweet. Missed this the last couple of weeks
First link died.
youtube.com
literally fucking SHATONDRA
finnaly
Gm frens
Thanks for baking toothpaste!
dammit its mailing machine day and i forgot my headphones
Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: vocaroo.com
Alvin denies: vocaroo.com
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: vocaroo.com
Alvin introduces the board: vocaroo.com
Alvin thanks anons: vocaroo.com
Alvin warns about tripfags: vocaroo.com
Alvin TND: vocaroo.com
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: vocaroo.com
Alvin addresses the JQ: vocaroo.com
Alvin welcomes us back vocaroo.com
Alvin reads poetry voca.ro
Alvin gives swimming lessons vocaroo.com
Alvin enjoys his retirement vocaroo.com
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan vocaroo.com
Pete concurs: vocaroo.com
Pete is here forever: vocaroo.com
Pete requests snacks: vocaroo.com
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks voca.ro
Tony and Pete get high voca.ro
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: vocaroo.com
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: vocaroo.com
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking voca.ro
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer voca.ro
Season’s greetings from the board vocaroo.com
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article files.catbox.moe
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ vocaroo.com
Alvin passes the torch to Prator vocaroo.com
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings vocaroo.com
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good vocaroo.com
Chucky Tillis on JRE vocaroo.com
Message from Kerry Myers vocaroo.com
Executive session BTS voca.ro
TYB
Looks like a long docket. Think I saw 14.
i can actually kind of hear him. did they finally do something about the mic at the podium (which is actually a lectern but who cares)?
By anon
Bix nood voca.ro
12 Days of Parole by anon (added 7/18/2023):
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Anon wrote a song about the parole board (added 8/14/2023) vocaroo.com
Greatest Hits-Full Hearings
Pawdaddy: youtu.be
archive.4plebs.org
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: youtu.be
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: youtu.be
The Ballad of Zoe: youtu.be
Footfag killer: youtu.be
BGC that ran over his wife: youtu.be
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. youtu.be
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. youtu.be
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD youtu.be
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: youtu.be
Louisiana coomvict: youtu.be
Attic ninja youtu.be
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo youtu.be
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes youtu.be
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole youtube.com
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her youtu.be
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family youtu.be
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer youtu.be
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me youtu.be
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 youtu.be
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest youtu.be
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo youtu.be
Man rapes 18 month old boy youtu.be
Tickledaddy youtu.be
Arthur’s Quest youtu.be
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) youtu.be
Man rapes 74 yo terminal cancer woman youtu.be
Pedo flew across country to have sex with 12yo youtu.be
FatDaddy vs PratorNator youtu.be
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger youtu.be
From bed bugs to sex slave youtu.be
Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo:
Leg testicles: youtu.be
Most powerful speech ever: youtu.be
Hispanic "Righteous Fury" parents scolding the illegal who raped their kid youtu.be
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: youtu.be
Husband says he owns her pussy, so she shoots him: youtu.be
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe youtu.be
Princess Leya youtu.be
Abe Simpson speaks against his brother youtu.be
Naked butt pic gets a writeup youtu.be
Alvin calls embezzler a parasite youtu.be
I got 12 keeds and he’s one of the best youtu.be
Chair flipping chimpout youtu.be
Aspie Chomo, Bonnie scolds him during verdict: "No one cares about your spelling bee" youtu.be
Child rape victim marries rapist’s son and offers to host him after release youtu.be
I love you more than watermelon youtu.be
Rimdaddy youtu.be
Nog kills his wife when she finds out he is diddling daughter, daughter speaks: youtu.be
Henlo frens. Remember to do your programs
Pardon Docket
Pretty long, as usual
Wat dat mean? youtu.be
Agent Gumznteef youtu.be
Dadgum Wal-Mart bullshit country AF youtu.be
Bonnie calls nog a retard youtube.com
Fuck y’all crackers youtube.com
Sunglass Avenger destroys man who killed his father youtu.be
Chomo dragged off screen youtube.com
Chirps aplenty youtu.be
Chirp youtu.be
Dueling chirps youtu.be
Chirp youtu.be
Schizo Chirp youtu.be
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) youtu.be
Mandoo gentile comp youtube.com
OHH LAWDY TYRONE THE RIPPER IS STABBY youtu.be
The police dog stabbed himself youtu.be
Dike in excavator simulator youtu.be
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga youtu.be
Cat 4 chimpout youtu.be
The Vaseline rapist youtu.be
The funniest revocation ever youtu.be
Female chomo wrecked by daughter youtu.be
Do y’all drink? youtu.be
Das some BS bruh youtu.be
Tim and Melvin’s excellent chimpout youtu.be
DUI inmate works at wine bar youtu.be
My brother is retarded youtu.be
I deserve an academy award for shooting him youtu.be
Drug offender reports to jail with MJ in his prison wallet youtu.be
Viet interpreter BTFO youtu.be
First chirps aplenty of 2025 youtu.be
I wasn’t looking to have my parole revoked? youtu.be
Chirps (2/10/25) youtu.be
Man kills/rapes woman. Her sons speak youtu.be
Booted from Zoom youtu.be
Wig glued on zoo stream youtu.be
Reverse toll paid youtu.be
He celebrated too early youtu.be
Aunt Ginger takes a dump youtu.be
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) youtu.be
How are they having such bad audio issues on an in-person appeal?
What the fuck are any of these people saying? Between the raspy voice and the shit audio, all I hear is "my brother stayed out of trouble"
I'm in the same boat
I can understand about every 5th word, if that
Hell yeah Toothpaste baker upper! Let’s rock this sheeiiitt
I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't updated the microphone in 30 years.
what a heartwarming tale. no wonder this guy is can only get a preaching gig to a literal captive audience.
mic is shit
gerald is a good boy now he love jesus and jews
I guess technical difficulties. Here’s a working stream if needed.
youtube.com
Hey friend, when you get a chance I think you should add the 'Craigslist Creep' from May 14th. He's a brief recap from memory:
living on friend's couch in Texas
there's a bedbug infestation
is at his wits end
goes on craigslist and offers up himself, sexually
man from baton rouge answers him
Craigslist creep agrees to be a sexual slave
Also agrees to have sex with the man's young nephew
yeah that was an instant classic
Pretty sure they use the camera's built in mic
forklift operator
case closed Anon Babble he is innocent let him go free
can i get a recording of you saying that mr pete to take to him?
So has he been sitting there in Louisiana for 13 years because he didn't know he could leave?
It sounds like the board was saying he needs a waiver if he wants to travel for work
seems that way
Whoops.
shot down in flames
This guy's request seemed reasonable. I don't see why they shot it down.
I can't work after the robbery
I call bullshit.
Mostly CTO murderers and rapists
We eating good today
a couple of first degree murders too. seems like louisiana is one of those states like new york that saves first degree for the really serious shit.
NO.
I SAVED THE THUMBNAIL
This next person is only asking for a pardon for "theft of goods between $100 - $500"
Unless there is some underlying issues I can't imagine being rejected for this. I think this is barely a felony. In my state it's barely worth a call to the cops
Changed screen
Unless they're going with offender cross instead?
Who I can't find on the list?
Hey frens, it's under the greatest hits section. Those are the hearings that it is worth watching the whole hearing, The shorts section is the latter part of the list where it is timestamped to the relevant part. About to head to work and I will check back in.
From bed bugs to sex slave youtu.be
Looks like the remaining outcases dwcc and spb got either moved or kicked off.
is channing eating?
It’s in this thread anon
Nice, now we'll get to some of the good stuff.
Nice to see our creator Yakub stop by the stream.
so no Shatondra?
I thought that nigger was a District Attorney, completely faked me out.
he could hear her ask if he could hear her apparently
Kek, here's the full version friend.
he's chewing something on camera. total poser.
1st degree murder
Escape
This guy has exactly a 0% chance of getting out unless his medical bills are astronomical.
Well, he did the things he was supposed to do, I guess he's free to go
thank you fren
My creation
<3
OH JESUS HES WITH KERRY
i should have known. i thought he was some douchebag ambulance chaser. they probably said that earlier and i just missed it.
lmao
FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY
who doesn't love watching niggers risk serious bodily harm for a hundred bucks worth of doritos in the cantina?
I met him through my husband who was serving life in Angola
Um... What?
social norms class
We actually have to teach these niggers that the appropriate response to being annoyed is not killing?
dude managed to die of an OD in prison
lool
This woman's entire life is a Trainwreck because she keeps associating with people who are serving life without parole in Angola.
Lady, move on. Find some friends who aren't in Angola..
His momma died.
So he should get a favorable vote.
What's this peckerwood's deal?
this accent
holy shit. he talks like michael waltrip
...who is talking? The guy at the podium?
*BANG!*
he shot his friend in the foot?
and he LAFFED like it was NUFFING
I been ten yarrs old. Me and muh sistah.
Yeah this wigger isn't getting out.
First degree murder while laying in wait plus an escape. Fuck this guy.
i could totally see that. this guy seems like a huge dork.
This guy sounds retarded but he's shredding this guy's parole right now.
Is the mic on the right side of the room better than the one on the left podium ? Or is his slow southern drawl the only reason i can hear what he is saying?
I keep waiting for this guy to mention buying a shrimping boat because his best friend made that his dying wish.
you would have been bullied solely because of that twang and the way you speak, mr.
Victim impact statement I think. Guys getting a bit long in the tooth.
Lol
i think some people just speak more loudly. the mics seem to work okay when they're loud enough. but a lot of the people in these things talk like the black chick in police academy.
My dad died too, I feel your pain, but wrap it up.
The nigger keeps nodding out kek
cut this bitch off, next caller
What will his parole hearing be like?
long in the tooth
That means old, bro.
picrel
good times fren. I wish I had the thumb drive with screencaps from there right now.
I've paid my dues time after time
I've done my sentence but committed no crime
c'mon kids time to go to the rodeo
but momma we're doing extra credit homework
how ya'll gonna learn without a mentor?
21 ain't stupid
I mean, 18 year olds are going to war
I don't buy the argument that the age of the convict lessens his culpability but that woman's argument is stupid
it really sounded like she said "point blank and anus"
35 write ups
Escape
First degree murder
Strong likelihood he did this before
Refuses to take responsibility and calls himself a "kid"
This guy has a 0% chance of not being in prison for the rest of his life.
i did 200 hours of program
That totally makes up for shooting someone in the face set him free.
BTYCN
He seems pretty psycho desu.
lmaao
holy kek
Is that Jane??
Digits brother
Originally sentenced to death
Sounds like he already got a big enough break
Jane approves the double 8's.
I'm not the same person I was
I hate that stupid old line like you guys wouldn't believe.
Convicted murder
works at the rifle range
?
Did she just say he worked at the rifle range?
They give some inmates access to guns?
No, his job is sweeping up shells or cleaning up targets.
They don't give inmates guns
originally given the death sentence
reduced to life with no parole
Prator is going to deny and say something to the effect of: "You already got a break"
yeah a convicted felon is exactly what the youth need to teach them.
we were all rowdy teens :)
Yeah, we all drank underaged or banged the class slut. We didn't all commit death penalty eligible offenses.
lunch hour rowdies
sweeping up shells
Yeah, that makes sense, thanks anon
They don't give inmates guns
kek
Not a man of many words
So he's an illiterate nigger?
Could Kerry and this nu-Kerry Channing Blake possibly be any less charismatic? I feel like their role here calls for rizz. If I was a prisoner, I wouldn't be impressed with their "help".
Would move to texas.
Ooh that's going to move them to vote to grant.
he completed the dad program even though he doesn't have children
That's more suspicious. What the fuck
being awake in the daytime is hard for vampires. i'm pretty sure kerry doodles to stay awake.
This guy is supposed to be opposed?
Maybe this is a dumb question, but is the board in the same room as the people with the podium? I think they are, right?
Yes I didn't see that coming, I agree that. It appears that the victim isn't very opposed so far so that'll help him as well.
My thoughts exactly. Probably has a cuck fetish or something.
Yes, they are. Not sure how far away the people are from them, though.
yeah they're in the same room.
intent
implying niggers can plan further than 15 seconds into the future
I just did donuts in snowy parking lots and had Roman candle fights.
Kek yea, I miss Randy v.s. Kerry streams those were kino.
That's a relief, the audio on stream is so bad sometimes but it's good that they can hear directly.
he's talking about witness awareness
sheryl congratulates him on getting a GED
Oh I take back my comment: I think he's gonna get out as long as he has the interstate compact
Alright, someone needs to ai Randy piloting a Gundam, ASAP.
So does commuting to 99 years with immediate parole eligibility mean they get out, or do they just schedule a hearing and then we see them again soon on a normal docket?
incorporate this into the gundam's paint scheme
they just get a parole hearing. before he couldn't even apply for parole.
Next the town rapist
They ask the same kind of questions though so are they going to have anything new in a few months or whenever he comes back? I know bureaucracy must be served but I don't really get it.
It's now sent to the Governor of LA, who MIGHT grant the boards recommendation. Likely at the end of their term.
THEN he will be eligible for parole.
I don't know if he'd have to put in the request or automatically get one, or if he'd get priority for the hearing or just another fucker on the list.
damn that nigga is black af
Yes but the next one would be done so and approved by the Governor and not this board.
he a WHOLE ass nigga
Aggravated Rape
I always picture some guy getting frustrated mid-rape.
this dude has been DA for over 40 years?
Who the hell cares about Ricky Johnsons case?
Hello? Can you hear me? Is this thing on?
Can you hear me?
How about now?
Hello?
Oh my God, this boomer tech is killing me
The phrase "blacker than a spider's asshole" comes to mind looking at this guy. I can't remember what that's from.
the nigger kept an innocent man in jail for 40 years. everyone will care.
having IT problems with the district attorney on the call
Oof, I'd hate to be doing helpdesk today.
This speaks more to the incompetent DA and police.
Look we fucked up last time
This time we got the right guy for sure
im not a victim im a survivor.
I have vacuous political statements so much its unreal.
As far as blackness goes, can burgers rank the following for me
Alabama
Louisiana
South Carolina
Tenessee
RAPE APE
RAPE APE
This guy must know he's fucked but he's so black I can't make out his expression.
Mississippi or Arkansas
Oh this rape ape went to trial? oh he is fucked
It's just a weird trick of the lighting and his position, but he looks like he's an Oompa Loompa here
Detroit, Michigan is #1.
as far as perception goes your list is in tje correct order
the look he is giving lmfao
This niggers frontal lobe does not work holy shit.
You got to see the signs, the signs not to rape.
What the fuck was that answer about the sex offender class?
Randy Myers, Assistant D.A. Office, Louisiana Faction
beep beep beep beep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Firing 'Strong Opposition'
what did you learn in sex offender treatment
There are signs not to rape, like if lil nigga is screaming no you gotta listen.
What does the do not rape sign look like.
Y-Y-You got'sta y-y-ya got'sta know da signs
What did you learn in sex offender class
uuuuuuuuuuuuh bix nood?
I'm sorry, the correct answer was don't rape people
Mr. Prator needs a lozenge
That's twice now that they've said four votes but there are five of them. Who's not voting and why?
HAHAHAHAHAHA
You got kids worrying about the boogey man in the closet, there's no way someone like this should be out of prison
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Fresh Leya
Meyer the Denier
He's in the car!
nice seat belt, RJM, lmao
Low quality randy didn't look so good.
damn that nigga REFLECTIVE
That was a different nigger.
Ack!
he was not the intended target
Your honor, I capped the wrong nigger. Please forgive.
This speaks more to the incompetent DA and police.
Not that I give a shit about rapist niggers, but when our country was white, we had the legal presumption of innocent until proven guilty. It goes completely against principle for the DA to get and say "this nigger totally committed another rape too. The evidence wasn't good enough to take to trial, and the nig has had no opportunity to review the evidence against him, but you should consider him as guilty of that rape. You can trust me on this, even though I originally got an innocent nigger convicted for that rape and that guy did decades in prison for it."
In conclusion, fuck niggers and fuck the police.
captcha: D0XJ8
These kweeens are so annoying I am not rooting for the murderer
Morning frens. Hope you all have been keeping up with your progums.
80 write ups
Fucking hell just throw this dude in permanent solitary
We love you randy!
he's just a silly goose
Map of Randy’s family’s cotton plantations in the back always gets me jej
I went to a bar and shot a guy twice
It was self defense
It seems like such a deliberate statement
I WAS ALMOST THE VICTIM
Wait, did the brother of the guy he murdered 'mentor' him in jail?
that's a strong little twist
Kek Prator makes me laugh
He was snortin' and he stopped breathing
I started performing CPR
Too bad
Denied by one vote dayum
Back off to the cage he goes.
Damn, I thought that one had a chance
Wesley Young
Is old
aggrovated rape?
wtf
no longer the same person
What's so funny, LA'TONYA?
Reverend Joshua looks like he's in a biker gang
is he laughing?
117 write ups
Its already ogre
is he laughing?
Crying, I think
Nogodile tears incoming.
a nigger named Slack kek
chirp
We got one gents.
and a chirp too
Chirp
WE HAVE A CHIRP!
That chirp caught me off guard. I thought it was my smoke alarm for a moment
In the medical field.
Randy knows all about them fields.
CHIRP
just give him to us
he sick!
chirp!
Change your smoke alarm battery
The fucking chirps and everything, can't get any better than that!
What dat beep is?
AHHH my sides are never recovering from that one
white men take the whole smoke alarm out, i dont plan on setting my house on fire so i dont need it.
58% of zoom callers in LPB have chirping smoke alarms in their hallways
Time for the real hard hitting questions from Chucky.
The way it seemed to wait for her to finish speaking and THEN chirp was amazing.
had to step away for a bit and holy shit we got a jesse jackson/al sharpton in the 80s fan
Chucky with the Sex Classes again.
No way, the crying nigger act worked?!?
Latonya won that one for him dayum
Looks like the ceiling gods smiled favorably on him today.
Is it over?
one more from angola. dunno if there are any other facilities left.
Thanks fren
you're welcome fren
combined weight of that family: approx 2 tons
channing is posting in this thread right now
How about combined IQ?
This brother got the whole Good Times cast here he’s getting out for sure if he’s done Cage Your Rage
That fucking blob on the right (in the black shirt) looks like a dude from the shoulders up, and like some obese sheboon everywhere else.
Imagine making these chairs in your factory and wondering why they have to be stress tested to withstand 300kg of load
about tree fiddy
this nigger cant even speak basic words there is no way he gets out
Can none of them speak?
i can tell ya we miss 'im..... ..... ........................
he very smart
Good guys can murder too
He’s a good guy
Imagine that’s the best you can come up with
he just need a chance..... ya know, a chance.......... a chance.....
an i feel like erryone up in he be like me, like him, like me
That really must have swayed the board
If we can't hear them, you know damn well they don't or care to.
vury smaht child
He was a very smart kid
Did he just never learn to NOT murder people.
all these mentors and ministers in the community
Why're all these young men running astray friends?
that one on the end is a real jabba negress. probably weighs as much as the two next to her combined
If you couldn't support him before the crime(s), you won't support him after this.
Blind leading the blind
couldn’t make it to brother’s parole hearing
I can only imagine Space-X has a very strict annual leave policy
ain't that the truth
My internet just took a shit.
ARTICULATE AS FUCK
Just tuned in parolebros - every single time I turn this on I see Prator with the "why the fuck did I take this job?" look.
100 hours of substance abuse classes
"tell me the biggest thing you learned in those classes?"
uh.. well.. uh.. I know I wouldn't smoke and do those drugs
Damn Cleetus, you learned a LOT!
NO AA????
That’s gonna be a hard No from Pete
it's like he only hears about half the words they say to him
how much did he owe you?
well suh... i knows dat money cants brings him back
Don't try that fancy misdirection... just answer the question
He's completely blowing it.
I'm not a killer but I took a life
He just doesn't know his "Dos" from his "Don'ts"
i just heard Marabella's blood pressure alarm go off
Don't give him any ideas chuck.
??????
how old are you
58
you enough to sell drugs
no sir
i heard its good money
?????????
What the FUCK
old enough to still sling drugs
Easy money
No sir
Is the parole board slinging crack?
I have a few 'fatigued prator' pictures. I feel bad sometimes.
You’d be amazed what some of the inmates will say.
that one dot of brown on the arm before he gave up the edit
Kek, I can relate. I hate coloring sometimes.
I remember paw blaming his victim (who was like 11).
I like this one. Kind of looks like Pepe
Wonder if Alvin is home smoking a fat J watching this.
PETE WTF???
LAWDY LAWD THANK YOU LAWWWD
OH LAWDY MAH BABY COMIN' HOME
OH SHIT
we're just getting started.
AND SHARTONDRA IS BACK
strap in for a long day parole bros!
It's been a while since we have had a decently long day
Someone pull Robin over RIGHT now!
Boomers in cars!
Just to warn you I'm gonna (fake) cry.
"I am going to cry"
proceeds to cry
Why are women like this?
lmfao
she emotional
adjunct professor. The term you are looking for is adjunct
performative bullshit is part and parcel of being a woman. molehills = mountains EVERYTIME for women.
Now I'm gonna cry
New text message from Patty
Lmao
Women brains base everything they think, say, do from emotions.
How does this make me feel?
So to manipulate others they fake the emotional response.
I want them to feel bad/pity me. So I will act sad and upset.
she has a type
OGRE
Pete: No, miss, ima ask you a straightforward question. This boyfriend who supposedly was running the drugs, was he an Orc from the lord of the rings?
Holy shit Chucky is for the first time in years asking some relevant questions
and If I don't get the firearms I guess I'll just use my bat
Was she still trying to argue her case at the end there?
filename
Kek!
Niggers
New thread.