/LPBG/ Louisiana parole board general

TYB
what in tarnation

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Sweet. Missed this the last couple of weeks

literally fucking SHATONDRA

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finnaly

Gm frens
Thanks for baking toothpaste!

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dammit its mailing machine day and i forgot my headphones

Audio anon vocaroos:
Alvin sneed: vocaroo.com/1c7fVjUpRJoq
Alvin denies: vocaroo.com/1ebyqubkDQeg
Alvin sends a fag back to his cage: vocaroo.com/1mGe8w9TnwhW
Alvin introduces the board: vocaroo.com/12OktGxhEvlu
Alvin thanks anons: vocaroo.com/1oKk7bMKGe7P
Alvin warns about tripfags: vocaroo.com/1hksYvRAcSco
Alvin TND: vocaroo.com/1dTfvgLHv3R1
Alvin settles the nog question, featuring Pete: vocaroo.com/18HNJ4WiUUry
Alvin addresses the JQ: vocaroo.com/1muGA1mKkYa9
Alvin welcomes us back vocaroo.com/1cObvjNnoVNf
Alvin reads poetry voca.ro/1kKPtvkdohvD
Alvin gives swimming lessons vocaroo.com/1pJ6Pfz0crl9
Alvin enjoys his retirement vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

Pete concurs: vocaroo.com/1fY0aT4RpBf0
Pete is here forever: vocaroo.com/1bHO2wjjHdEm
Pete requests snacks: vocaroo.com/1amo1c1c6Z5b
Pete gets frustrated while buy snacks voca.ro/1fNyBtvXh8CS
Tony and Pete get high voca.ro/17JDZLmPklmt
Tony hates the devil’s lettuce: vocaroo.com/1gMpHJ481SSQ
Plantation Randy needs his cotton picked: vocaroo.com/1iRG49OQyjz3
Randy Addresses Mandatory Buck Breaking voca.ro/1dA5PcdqmhTd
Louisiana Parole Board Movie trailer voca.ro/1b0JpOsDbZtT
Season’s greetings from the board vocaroo.com/1ln3jrCZtjid (12/14/2023)
Audion anon’s amazing response to the NYT article files.catbox.moe/cgmug3.mp4
Rogan and Musk discuss /lpbg/ vocaroo.com/1bXjW6LfBtK2
Alvin passes the torch to Prator vocaroo.com/19m2w5J0MJKQ
Ms. Stapleton addresses the lack of hearings vocaroo.com/1dXhLHqs7SAV
Memaw Stapleton in da Hood, Up to No Good vocaroo.com/149qjPyCQ0Iw
Chucky Tillis on JRE vocaroo.com/1gKjoZHFVAYo
Message from Kerry Myers vocaroo.com/1dnGdSBzhytU
Executive session BTS voca.ro/1li6y7YlYVzv

TYB

Looks like a long docket. Think I saw 14.

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i can actually kind of hear him. did they finally do something about the mic at the podium (which is actually a lectern but who cares)?

By anon
Bix nood voca.ro/17Kypbk0rHnd

12 Days of Parole by anon (added 7/18/2023):
vocaroo.com/1cZe2nYEnIvJ

Anon wrote a song about the parole board (added 8/14/2023) vocaroo.com/1fNyrKnqUqPY
Greatest Hits-Full Hearings
Pawdaddy: youtu.be/nRMsoFzBbdo?t=15492
archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/387597996/#387604653
Poor Mans Hunter Biden: youtu.be/LGzwaji6UEA?t=5173
Guy who raped his mom’s corpse with a broom stick: youtu.be/m6tlPAVoZxM?t=1917
The Ballad of Zoe: youtu.be/jXwf59LXqEA?t=21028
Footfag killer: youtu.be/G3hanAHMId8?t=14049
BGC that ran over his wife: youtu.be/_BQsxZEJIOU?t=9283
Old man exposed as murdering not only his first wife but probably second by drowning. youtu.be/IUetEW78Z54?t=16438
Evil woman who pimped out girls to the cartel. youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=8259
Pawdaddy 2.0 except with anal rape and STD youtu.be/ysnsE0kFNBY?t=11591
Tard wrangler abuses tard, then forgives tard: youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=10677
Louisiana coomvict: youtu.be/b1wEJvdEqtk?t=14949
Attic ninja youtu.be/iQB2ibO5FRQ?t=6323
Incest Kang starts abusing his daughter at 5yo youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=10674
SpicDaddy blames 12yo stepdaughter for the herpes youtu.be/hdViONbWQpA?t=6027
Maxwell Oilwell don’t want no parole youtube.com/watch?v=l9esOO-akoM&t=2715s
Mom called me a fag, so I shot her youtu.be/Q-CfrdwKGVY?t=4011
Woman pimps out 12yo, it’s normal in her family youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=8092
Hitman who killed Barry Seal, Tony was his lawyer youtu.be/sIzfXRCJmkk?t=4018
He was jacking off in the shower looking at me youtu.be/umbmCCf4b6U?t=4879
Wincester arrested for incest at 14 youtu.be/x1cXFG5Lrbk?t=3405
Pawmomma: The Wiccan Witch of Molest youtu.be/llJxSSt9nC8?t=3135
Man has sex w/son and impregnates/marries 14yo youtu.be/CnqrgR9kT7w?t=553

Man rapes 18 month old boy youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=3100
Tickledaddy youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=7373
Arthur’s Quest youtu.be/FaA6ul0KZeI?t=9568
Baby Shaker (hard to watch) youtu.be/fB93_EwQGbE?t=4763
Man rapes 74 yo terminal cancer woman youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=13035
Pedo flew across country to have sex with 12yo youtu.be/m4v24jI9kLk?t=14812
FatDaddy vs PratorNator youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=5220
The Broken-Hearted Whoremonger youtu.be/2suGkIIEooo?t=2498
From bed bugs to sex slave youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

Shorts and Quotes Overheard at The Zoo:
Leg testicles: youtu.be/kRXQOacdfyM?t=6661
Most powerful speech ever: youtu.be/o6L7tQaxbzc?t=20965
Hispanic "Righteous Fury" parents scolding the illegal who raped their kid youtu.be/b5i2rZ6almQ?t=5847
Alligator wrangler loses trustee status: youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=7530
Husband says he owns her pussy, so she shoots him: youtu.be/tXR0eTl6blA?t=10789
Alvin comes in for the save. Chimpout.exe youtu.be/f7kV8RY5Vqo
Princess Leya youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=8090
Abe Simpson speaks against his brother youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=10508
Naked butt pic gets a writeup youtu.be/JfTg6gL3SGk?t=4612
Alvin calls embezzler a parasite youtu.be/xbsxN-Z8hs0?t=11254
I got 12 keeds and he’s one of the best youtu.be/KFIpiM2f1Bg?t=13473
Chair flipping chimpout youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=2042
Aspie Chomo, Bonnie scolds him during verdict: "No one cares about your spelling bee" youtu.be/2rwtwYXCGnQ?t=13847
Child rape victim marries rapist’s son and offers to host him after release youtu.be/iQHz9Qddt8U?t=14184
I love you more than watermelon youtu.be/a1RsHaFtxNA?t=7723
Rimdaddy youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=23069
Nog kills his wife when she finds out he is diddling daughter, daughter speaks: youtu.be/HuVB07LYBYM?t=30908

Henlo frens. Remember to do your programs

Pardon Docket
Pretty long, as usual

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Wat dat mean? youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=10992
Agent Gumznteef youtu.be/WMZ6zxZKqdg?t=4565
Dadgum Wal-Mart bullshit country AF youtu.be/zt-3LC2GKMU?t=6973

Bonnie calls nog a retard youtube.com/watch?v=vqvIcOrhldw&t=7564s
Fuck y’all crackers youtube.com/watch?v=DoObnU4i1fo&t=1560s
Sunglass Avenger destroys man who killed his father youtu.be/u5m6JQ4s5S8?t=5187
Chomo dragged off screen youtube.com/watch?v=EklUCY8bEoA&t=4669s
Chirps aplenty youtu.be/Hzjxm_1D1x0?t=6811
Chirp youtu.be/UApbJBAx5iI?t=10289
Dueling chirps youtu.be/KZUa02btdZ8?t=1799
Chirp youtu.be/F4iRFXllkK0?t=7737
Schizo Chirp youtu.be/mYftfHdInVc?t=3309
Free my man Gentile (short weird hearing) youtu.be/5BrTDMuDPcg?t=5633
Mandoo gentile comp youtube.com/watch?v=Ajo-GxeuPTM&t
OHH LAWDY TYRONE THE RIPPER IS STABBY youtu.be/sMbtAYjbRf8?t=2194
The police dog stabbed himself youtu.be/WXyXxnqzXhM?t=6189
Dike in excavator simulator youtu.be/m-tjtlPC2js?t=9856 i.imgur.com/53D1JAX.png
May I Speak? The silent chimpout saga youtu.be/VgrOTi8V5fQ?t=8622
Cat 4 chimpout youtu.be/de5b2h-ohgI?t=7287
The Vaseline rapist youtu.be/IaVxynRqWDE?t=13653
The funniest revocation ever youtu.be/jaiwtC2C7KA?t=3019
Female chomo wrecked by daughter youtu.be/R3vEluwCQvI?t=13285
Do y’all drink? youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=1974
Das some BS bruh youtu.be/WCK3YZRFtv4?t=7405
Tim and Melvin’s excellent chimpout youtu.be/GFbfQ0FVpCg?t=10018

DUI inmate works at wine bar youtu.be/nqBHnkH4KuQ?t=8404
My brother is retarded youtu.be/H1wZVry6WaY?t=7330
I deserve an academy award for shooting him youtu.be/cYoPT9CTJLg?t=2855
Drug offender reports to jail with MJ in his prison wallet youtu.be/UOqYyEB5ngg?t=8520
Viet interpreter BTFO youtu.be/h7Gjgv0oLGo?t=11820
First chirps aplenty of 2025 youtu.be/1JmDmUMtUDY?t=861
I wasn’t looking to have my parole revoked? youtu.be/Ec3KESEHmf0?t=2529
Chirps (2/10/25) youtu.be/j1NvEt8o-xU?t=13173

Man kills/rapes woman. Her sons speak youtu.be/eyocCpnMSOw?t=13902
Booted from Zoom youtu.be/fp-d_aARQZw?t=6196
Wig glued on zoo stream youtu.be/ubsHl1UuxuQ?t=1977
Reverse toll paid youtu.be/Jl-kkzNQub0?t=4611
He celebrated too early youtu.be/6hK7XC2DPQA?t=7123
Aunt Ginger takes a dump youtu.be/ekgNgXNvwJE?t=7093
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204

How are they having such bad audio issues on an in-person appeal?

What the fuck are any of these people saying? Between the raspy voice and the shit audio, all I hear is "my brother stayed out of trouble"

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I'm in the same boat
I can understand about every 5th word, if that

Hell yeah Toothpaste baker upper! Let’s rock this sheeiiitt

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I wouldn't be surprised if they haven't updated the microphone in 30 years.

what a heartwarming tale. no wonder this guy is can only get a preaching gig to a literal captive audience.

mic is shit
gerald is a good boy now he love jesus and jews

Hey friend, when you get a chance I think you should add the 'Craigslist Creep' from May 14th. He's a brief recap from memory:

living on friend's couch in Texas

there's a bedbug infestation

is at his wits end

goes on craigslist and offers up himself, sexually

man from baton rouge answers him

Craigslist creep agrees to be a sexual slave

Also agrees to have sex with the man's young nephew

yeah that was an instant classic

Pretty sure they use the camera's built in mic

forklift operator

case closed Anon Babble he is innocent let him go free

can i get a recording of you saying that mr pete to take to him?

So has he been sitting there in Louisiana for 13 years because he didn't know he could leave?

It sounds like the board was saying he needs a waiver if he wants to travel for work

seems that way

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Whoops.

shot down in flames

This guy's request seemed reasonable. I don't see why they shot it down.

I can't work after the robbery

I call bullshit.

Mostly CTO murderers and rapists

We eating good today

a couple of first degree murders too. seems like louisiana is one of those states like new york that saves first degree for the really serious shit.

NO.
I SAVED THE THUMBNAIL

This next person is only asking for a pardon for "theft of goods between $100 - $500"
Unless there is some underlying issues I can't imagine being rejected for this. I think this is barely a felony. In my state it's barely worth a call to the cops

Changed screen

Unless they're going with offender cross instead?
Who I can't find on the list?

Hey frens, it's under the greatest hits section. Those are the hearings that it is worth watching the whole hearing, The shorts section is the latter part of the list where it is timestamped to the relevant part. About to head to work and I will check back in.
From bed bugs to sex slave youtu.be/JZ0EDaZmwhQ?t=4325

Looks like the remaining outcases dwcc and spb got either moved or kicked off.

is channing eating?

It’s in this thread anon

Nice, now we'll get to some of the good stuff.

Nice to see our creator Yakub stop by the stream.

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so no Shatondra?

I thought that nigger was a District Attorney, completely faked me out.

he could hear her ask if he could hear her apparently

Kek, here's the full version friend.

he's chewing something on camera. total poser.

1st degree murder

Escape

This guy has exactly a 0% chance of getting out unless his medical bills are astronomical.

Well, he did the things he was supposed to do, I guess he's free to go

thank you fren

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My creation

<3

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OH JESUS HES WITH KERRY
i should have known. i thought he was some douchebag ambulance chaser. they probably said that earlier and i just missed it.

lmao

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FUN FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY
who doesn't love watching niggers risk serious bodily harm for a hundred bucks worth of doritos in the cantina?

I met him through my husband who was serving life in Angola

Um... What?

social norms class

We actually have to teach these niggers that the appropriate response to being annoyed is not killing?

dude managed to die of an OD in prison

lool

This woman's entire life is a Trainwreck because she keeps associating with people who are serving life without parole in Angola.
Lady, move on. Find some friends who aren't in Angola..

His momma died.

So he should get a favorable vote.

What's this peckerwood's deal?

this accent

holy shit. he talks like michael waltrip

...who is talking? The guy at the podium?

*BANG!*

he shot his friend in the foot?

and he LAFFED like it was NUFFING

I been ten yarrs old. Me and muh sistah.

Yeah this wigger isn't getting out.
First degree murder while laying in wait plus an escape. Fuck this guy.

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i could totally see that. this guy seems like a huge dork.

This guy sounds retarded but he's shredding this guy's parole right now.

Is the mic on the right side of the room better than the one on the left podium ? Or is his slow southern drawl the only reason i can hear what he is saying?

I keep waiting for this guy to mention buying a shrimping boat because his best friend made that his dying wish.

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you would have been bullied solely because of that twang and the way you speak, mr.

Victim impact statement I think. Guys getting a bit long in the tooth.

Lol

i think some people just speak more loudly. the mics seem to work okay when they're loud enough. but a lot of the people in these things talk like the black chick in police academy.

My dad died too, I feel your pain, but wrap it up.

The nigger keeps nodding out kek

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cut this bitch off, next caller

long in the tooth

That means old, bro.

picrel

good times fren. I wish I had the thumb drive with screencaps from there right now.

I've paid my dues time after time

I've done my sentence but committed no crime

c'mon kids time to go to the rodeo

but momma we're doing extra credit homework

how ya'll gonna learn without a mentor?

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21 ain't stupid

I mean, 18 year olds are going to war

I don't buy the argument that the age of the convict lessens his culpability but that woman's argument is stupid

it really sounded like she said "point blank and anus"

35 write ups

Escape

First degree murder

Strong likelihood he did this before

Refuses to take responsibility and calls himself a "kid"

This guy has a 0% chance of not being in prison for the rest of his life.

i did 200 hours of program

That totally makes up for shooting someone in the face set him free.

BTYCN

He seems pretty psycho desu.

lmaao

holy kek

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Digits brother

Originally sentenced to death

Sounds like he already got a big enough break

Jane approves the double 8's.

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I'm not the same person I was

I hate that stupid old line like you guys wouldn't believe.

Convicted murder

works at the rifle range

?

Did she just say he worked at the rifle range?
They give some inmates access to guns?

No, his job is sweeping up shells or cleaning up targets.
They don't give inmates guns

originally given the death sentence

reduced to life with no parole

Prator is going to deny and say something to the effect of: "You already got a break"

yeah a convicted felon is exactly what the youth need to teach them.

we were all rowdy teens :)

Yeah, we all drank underaged or banged the class slut. We didn't all commit death penalty eligible offenses.

lunch hour rowdies

sweeping up shells

Yeah, that makes sense, thanks anon

They don't give inmates guns

kek

Not a man of many words

So he's an illiterate nigger?

Could Kerry and this nu-Kerry Channing Blake possibly be any less charismatic? I feel like their role here calls for rizz. If I was a prisoner, I wouldn't be impressed with their "help".

Would move to texas.

Ooh that's going to move them to vote to grant.

he completed the dad program even though he doesn't have children

That's more suspicious. What the fuck

being awake in the daytime is hard for vampires. i'm pretty sure kerry doodles to stay awake.

This guy is supposed to be opposed?

Maybe this is a dumb question, but is the board in the same room as the people with the podium? I think they are, right?
Yes I didn't see that coming, I agree that. It appears that the victim isn't very opposed so far so that'll help him as well.

My thoughts exactly. Probably has a cuck fetish or something.

Yes, they are. Not sure how far away the people are from them, though.

yeah they're in the same room.

intent

implying niggers can plan further than 15 seconds into the future

I just did donuts in snowy parking lots and had Roman candle fights.

Kek yea, I miss Randy v.s. Kerry streams those were kino.
That's a relief, the audio on stream is so bad sometimes but it's good that they can hear directly.

he's talking about witness awareness

sheryl congratulates him on getting a GED

Oh I take back my comment: I think he's gonna get out as long as he has the interstate compact

Alright, someone needs to ai Randy piloting a Gundam, ASAP.

So does commuting to 99 years with immediate parole eligibility mean they get out, or do they just schedule a hearing and then we see them again soon on a normal docket?

incorporate this into the gundam's paint scheme

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they just get a parole hearing. before he couldn't even apply for parole.

Next the town rapist

They ask the same kind of questions though so are they going to have anything new in a few months or whenever he comes back? I know bureaucracy must be served but I don't really get it.

It's now sent to the Governor of LA, who MIGHT grant the boards recommendation. Likely at the end of their term.
THEN he will be eligible for parole.

I don't know if he'd have to put in the request or automatically get one, or if he'd get priority for the hearing or just another fucker on the list.

Yes but the next one would be done so and approved by the Governor and not this board.

he a WHOLE ass nigga

Aggravated Rape

I always picture some guy getting frustrated mid-rape.

this dude has been DA for over 40 years?

Who the hell cares about Ricky Johnsons case?

Hello? Can you hear me? Is this thing on?

Can you hear me?

How about now?

Hello?

Oh my God, this boomer tech is killing me

The phrase "blacker than a spider's asshole" comes to mind looking at this guy. I can't remember what that's from.

the nigger kept an innocent man in jail for 40 years. everyone will care.

having IT problems with the district attorney on the call

Oof, I'd hate to be doing helpdesk today.

This speaks more to the incompetent DA and police.

Look we fucked up last time

This time we got the right guy for sure

im not a victim im a survivor.

I have vacuous political statements so much its unreal.

As far as blackness goes, can burgers rank the following for me

Alabama

Louisiana

South Carolina

Tenessee

RAPE APE

RAPE APE

This guy must know he's fucked but he's so black I can't make out his expression.

Mississippi or Arkansas

Oh this rape ape went to trial? oh he is fucked

It's just a weird trick of the lighting and his position, but he looks like he's an Oompa Loompa here

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Detroit, Michigan is #1.

as far as perception goes your list is in tje correct order

the look he is giving lmfao

This niggers frontal lobe does not work holy shit.

You got to see the signs, the signs not to rape.

What the fuck was that answer about the sex offender class?

Randy Myers, Assistant D.A. Office, Louisiana Faction

beep beep beep beep beeeeeep beeeeeeeeeeeeep!

Firing 'Strong Opposition'

what did you learn in sex offender treatment

There are signs not to rape, like if lil nigga is screaming no you gotta listen.

What does the do not rape sign look like.

Y-Y-You got'sta y-y-ya got'sta know da signs

What did you learn in sex offender class

uuuuuuuuuuuuh bix nood?

I'm sorry, the correct answer was don't rape people

Mr. Prator needs a lozenge

That's twice now that they've said four votes but there are five of them. Who's not voting and why?

HAHAHAHAHAHA

You got kids worrying about the boogey man in the closet, there's no way someone like this should be out of prison

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Fresh Leya

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Meyer the Denier
He's in the car!

nice seat belt, RJM, lmao

Low quality randy didn't look so good.

damn that nigga REFLECTIVE

That was a different nigger.

he was not the intended target

Your honor, I capped the wrong nigger. Please forgive.

This speaks more to the incompetent DA and police.

Not that I give a shit about rapist niggers, but when our country was white, we had the legal presumption of innocent until proven guilty. It goes completely against principle for the DA to get and say "this nigger totally committed another rape too. The evidence wasn't good enough to take to trial, and the nig has had no opportunity to review the evidence against him, but you should consider him as guilty of that rape. You can trust me on this, even though I originally got an innocent nigger convicted for that rape and that guy did decades in prison for it."

In conclusion, fuck niggers and fuck the police.

captcha: D0XJ8

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These kweeens are so annoying I am not rooting for the murderer

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Morning frens. Hope you all have been keeping up with your progums.

80 write ups

Fucking hell just throw this dude in permanent solitary

We love you randy!

Map of Randy’s family’s cotton plantations in the back always gets me jej

I went to a bar and shot a guy twice

It was self defense

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It seems like such a deliberate statement

I WAS ALMOST THE VICTIM

Wait, did the brother of the guy he murdered 'mentor' him in jail?

that's a strong little twist

Kek Prator makes me laugh

He was snortin' and he stopped breathing

I started performing CPR

Too bad

Denied by one vote dayum

Back off to the cage he goes.

Damn, I thought that one had a chance

Wesley Young

Is old

aggrovated rape?
wtf

no longer the same person

What's so funny, LA'TONYA?

Reverend Joshua looks like he's in a biker gang

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is he laughing?

117 write ups

Its already ogre

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is he laughing?

Crying, I think

Nogodile tears incoming.

a nigger named Slack kek

chirp

We got one gents.

and a chirp too

WE HAVE A CHIRP!

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That chirp caught me off guard. I thought it was my smoke alarm for a moment

In the medical field.

Randy knows all about them fields.

CHIRP

just give him to us

he sick!

chirp!

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Change your smoke alarm battery

The fucking chirps and everything, can't get any better than that!

What dat beep is?

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AHHH my sides are never recovering from that one

white men take the whole smoke alarm out, i dont plan on setting my house on fire so i dont need it.

58% of zoom callers in LPB have chirping smoke alarms in their hallways

Time for the real hard hitting questions from Chucky.

The way it seemed to wait for her to finish speaking and THEN chirp was amazing.

had to step away for a bit and holy shit we got a jesse jackson/al sharpton in the 80s fan

Chucky with the Sex Classes again.

No way, the crying nigger act worked?!?

Latonya won that one for him dayum

Looks like the ceiling gods smiled favorably on him today.

Is it over?

one more from angola. dunno if there are any other facilities left.

Thanks fren

you're welcome fren

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combined weight of that family: approx 2 tons

channing is posting in this thread right now

How about combined IQ?

This brother got the whole Good Times cast here he’s getting out for sure if he’s done Cage Your Rage

That fucking blob on the right (in the black shirt) looks like a dude from the shoulders up, and like some obese sheboon everywhere else.

Imagine making these chairs in your factory and wondering why they have to be stress tested to withstand 300kg of load

about tree fiddy

this nigger cant even speak basic words there is no way he gets out

Can none of them speak?

i can tell ya we miss 'im..... ..... ........................

he very smart

Good guys can murder too

He’s a good guy

Imagine that’s the best you can come up with

he just need a chance..... ya know, a chance.......... a chance.....

an i feel like erryone up in he be like me, like him, like me

That really must have swayed the board

If we can't hear them, you know damn well they don't or care to.

vury smaht child

He was a very smart kid

Did he just never learn to NOT murder people.

all these mentors and ministers in the community

Why're all these young men running astray friends?

that one on the end is a real jabba negress. probably weighs as much as the two next to her combined

If you couldn't support him before the crime(s), you won't support him after this.

Blind leading the blind

couldn’t make it to brother’s parole hearing

I can only imagine Space-X has a very strict annual leave policy

ain't that the truth

My internet just took a shit.

ARTICULATE AS FUCK

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Just tuned in parolebros - every single time I turn this on I see Prator with the "why the fuck did I take this job?" look.

100 hours of substance abuse classes

"tell me the biggest thing you learned in those classes?"

uh.. well.. uh.. I know I wouldn't smoke and do those drugs

Damn Cleetus, you learned a LOT!

NO AA????
That’s gonna be a hard No from Pete

it's like he only hears about half the words they say to him

how much did he owe you?

well suh... i knows dat money cants brings him back

Don't try that fancy misdirection... just answer the question

He's completely blowing it.

I'm not a killer but I took a life

He just doesn't know his "Dos" from his "Don'ts"

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i just heard Marabella's blood pressure alarm go off

Don't give him any ideas chuck.

??????

how old are you

58

you enough to sell drugs

no sir

i heard its good money

?????????
What the FUCK

old enough to still sling drugs

Easy money

No sir

Is the parole board slinging crack?

I have a few 'fatigued prator' pictures. I feel bad sometimes.

You’d be amazed what some of the inmates will say.

that one dot of brown on the arm before he gave up the edit

Kek, I can relate. I hate coloring sometimes.

I remember paw blaming his victim (who was like 11).

I like this one. Kind of looks like Pepe

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Wonder if Alvin is home smoking a fat J watching this.

PETE WTF???

LAWDY LAWD THANK YOU LAWWWD

OH LAWDY MAH BABY COMIN' HOME

OH SHIT
we're just getting started.
AND SHARTONDRA IS BACK

strap in for a long day parole bros!

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It's been a while since we have had a decently long day

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Someone pull Robin over RIGHT now!

Boomers in cars!

Just to warn you I'm gonna (fake) cry.

"I am going to cry"

proceeds to cry

Why are women like this?

lmfao

she emotional

adjunct professor. The term you are looking for is adjunct

performative bullshit is part and parcel of being a woman. molehills = mountains EVERYTIME for women.

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Now I'm gonna cry

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New text message from Patty

Lmao

Women brains base everything they think, say, do from emotions.

How does this make me feel?

So to manipulate others they fake the emotional response.

I want them to feel bad/pity me. So I will act sad and upset.

she has a type

OGRE

Pete: No, miss, ima ask you a straightforward question. This boyfriend who supposedly was running the drugs, was he an Orc from the lord of the rings?

Holy shit Chucky is for the first time in years asking some relevant questions

and If I don't get the firearms I guess I'll just use my bat

Was she still trying to argue her case at the end there?

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Kek!

Niggers

New thread.