Christ is King of all

be jewish carpenter

die by getting nailed to some pieces of wood

amen

indeed , I'm am so thankful to our lord , God bless you all

Christ is King!

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King of the Jews*
ftfy, shitskin

And the King of you.

that's pretty funny when you put it that way

You're welcome to your personal feelings and opinions

king of the npcs

im still trying to find evidence of his carpentry. surely a carpenter would have left some evidence of him having existed. a chair or something, perhaps? did jews even have chairs?

You sound gay and your shit's all retarded

until youve witnessed christcucks form human centipedes to lift gold monuments of their jewish master then you havent truly lived
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muh circumcized kike is king

Amen

Christ is the only God that atheists really hate, they don't really mind the hindus, buddhists, muslims, they focus their hatred on Christians and Christ, same with modern jews they could care less about other religions, that is another way to know Christ is King

Christ is the only God that atheists really hate

Nah, I can't hate something that doesn't exist. But regardless, Christ is a good allegory

they don't really mind the hindus, buddhists, muslims

Because they don't dominate the West and they aren't as loud, annoying and narcissistic as Christians. Muslims are very close though.

Muslims are not as narcissistic as Christians

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Keep reading dummy

>be jewish carpenter

>die by getting nailed to some pieces of wood FOR ANTISEMITISM

ftfy

Jesus isn't dead though. He took a 3 day hiatus, then came back to life and never died after that.

good post OP

You forgot the part where He Rose 3 days later, showed his wounds to thomas and millions of others through direct Testimony for 40 days thereafter

why does the story stop when he comes back
what did he do after that
where the fuck was he from 13-30
why is your holy book so full of holes

I read the whole thing , they are so right about how much you hate us. Nothing makes them seethe more then being with Christ because they know your saved and they desperately want you damnation , Christians are not narcissistic we are thankful and it pisses people off

ITT we are all going to WAGMI through the gates of Heaven

through direct Testimony

just like the holocaust

And the dish ran away with the spoon. We all know the fairy tale

I read the whole thing

Nope

goes on narcissistic rant

Thanks for proving me right

your so mad bro , lighten up

YEAHH BUDDY!
Jesus is my Lord and saviour!

Yeah, but guess what retard, you dont get a faith spreading like wildfire with several conditionals like pax romana, the septuagint, and the overall consensus that its worth selling all you have and throwing your life away without a single semblance of truth and conviction
See they saw what they were doing as worthwhile, other still saw the facts before their eyes
Deny it all you want, the historical basis for this premise was widely discussed throughout the roman empire of antiquity leading up to and following after that point in history

Have you perchance checked the euphrates river of late?

Yeah well, I am an emperor Joshua.

Yes, and you know why? Because he realized that he is one with God. And, guess what? You'll do the same. Jesus showed you the path to do it, so... don't ignore his words and don't try to meme at his cost. Put every teaching he gave you in practice in your daily life.

well I didn't vote for him.who voted him to become a king anyways?

where the fuck was he from 13-30

aww baby just saw a kevin smith movie and thinks he can into philosophy of religion

Imagine never reading Acts 1:9-11 and then acting like you dunked on Christianity with your retardation. KEK!

all of what you said can be applied to the holohoax, you stupid fucking faggot

Mad at what? Lol

We call mohammed a pedophile every fucking day and make fun of jeets for eating cow shit etc constantly, you people just make shit up out of thin air and act like it's a profound point. I guess that summarizes your entire understanding of the world though so it shouldn't be surprising

There was never a vote, reread the folly of korah and his sons if you want an example on questioning Gods Annointed in the case of moses and his leadership

you worship a dead kike on a stick from a book of jewish fairytales, you don't get to condescend to anyone

Acts 1:9-11

Doesn't answer where Jesus was between the age 13-30 lol

Well, I didn't vote for him.

Christ is king.
Cope and seethe you wannabe nazi homos.

common Roman W

Quite literally the most retarded thing ive ever read on this site
Imagine typing this retardation, quite incredible that this is thr current state of affairs
Have you considered the water levels of the euphrates river during the hall of cost compared to now?

refugees welcome

send another $100 donation to Israel, boomer

anecdotal evidence counts when I want it to

lol no

Kys kikes.

Im not even sure , but when you start calling people you don't know stuff like narcissist (not a good thing) because of their religion , it kinda comes off like your fuming bro , do you think ever single Christian is a narcissist LMAO a religion that requires humility is a haven for people that think they are better then everyone else , sure that makes sense

It wqs though, says He subjected Himself to His adoptive fathers authority and learned his tradecraft
Youll hear references to His mother and half brothers and half sisters, but never joseph after He begins His ministry
Presumably the guy died

King of WHAT?

Considered the anecdotal evidence of youre a retard who doesnt consult the river euphrates

amen brother

Literally doing what the jews told them

"Romans were so based for that!"

he's right, the holocaust is pretty well revered worldwide and affects world stage level decisions, and it only took a couple decades instead of a over a millennia, what you said basically amounts to "it wouldn't be widespread if it wasn't right" which is a pretty basic level of obviously retarded, like even somewhat sharp kids can figure out that isn't a reasonable way to understand the world

DID YOU HEAR ME???? I SAID "EUPHRATES RIVER"

that's really cool bro but no one gives a shit, you've made 0 salient points

I wish all jews would tell me to kill jews

Everything.
Phil. 2:5–11, “Have this attitude in yourselves which was also in Christ Jesus, who, although He existed in the form of God, did not regard equality with God a thing to be grasped, but emptied Himself, taking the form of a bond-servant, and being made in the likeness of men. Being found in appearance as a man, He humbled Himself by becoming obedient to the point of death, even death on a cross. For this reason also, God highly exalted Him, and bestowed on Him the name which is above every name, so that at the name of Jesus EVERY KNEE WILL BOW, of those who are in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and that every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.”

the holocaust is pretty well revered worldwide

and it only took a couple decades instead of a over a millennia

That should mean that it's easier to prove with other evidence besides anecdote.

That should mean that it's easier to prove with other evidence besides anecdote.

now apply that logic to the divinity of Christ, you may be surprised at the results

Im not even sure

Then your comment was pointless like the rest of the dribble you reply with

but when you start calling people you don't know stuff like narcissist (not a good thing) because of their religion

Not the religion, those that come in its name. The worst thing to happen to Christ are Christian's lol

It wqs though

Nope. It doesn't

He subjected Himself to His adoptive fathers authority and learned his tradecraft

What verse is this in exactly?

Must I add that, in the whole New Testament, there appears but a solitary figure worthy of honor? Pilate, the Roman viceroy. To regard a Jewish imbroglio seriously—that was quite beyond him. One more Jew or less—what did it matter? The noble scorn of a Roman, before whom the word “truth” was shamelessly mishandled, enriched the New Testament with the only saying that has any value—and that is at once its criticism and its destruction: “What is truth?”

millions

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GORILLIONS

So youre forgetting thenpart about pax romana, meaning the peace of rome, meaning the roads were conditionally the safest they had ever been during the time of apostolic christianity, the million or so eyewitnesses and pilgrims who flocked towards jerusalem- of their own accord mind you, to witness the crucifixion among other things- and given the precedent of 3 years prior to of "this strange messianic figure being spoken of in all social circles, GEE COULD IT BE THE SON OF DAVID???!?"
among other things, you had the establishment of a linguia franca, in the form of konic greek, being facilitated by open testimony of the selfsame Messiah being referenced all out of readily available septuagint copies for referencw as to His Legitimacy
And then again, you have people who were so thoroughly convinced that Jesus was the Christ, so much so that they abandoned their former lives and pursue the gospel instead even unto their deaths and persecution time and time and time again

Doesnt really correlate, all these projections on the hall of cost
Please consult the river euphrates also, because your deviant reasoning and mental gymnastics for not seeing what is plainly evident is all so fucking tiresome at this point

now apply that logic to the divinity of Christ

Christ didn't happen less than 100 years ago, and we don't have records of the Allied nations going to Bethlehem and finding smoke stacks not even being connected to alleged gas chambers.

Nietzsche

>Wherever Jews have won influence they have taught men to make finer distinctions, more rigorous inferences, and to write in a more luminous and cleanly fashion; their task was ever to bring a people "to listen to raison."

what verse is this exactly

Have you considered reading the gospel of luke?

48And when they saw him, they were amazed: and his mother said unto him, Son, why hast thou thus dealt with us? behold, thy father and I have sought thee sorrowing.

49And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?

50And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them.

51And he went down with them, and came to Nazareth, and was subject unto them: but his mother kept all these sayings in her heart.

52And Jesus increased in wisdom and stature, and in favour with God and man.

The worst thing to happen to Christ are Christian's lol

No shit? the worst part of every religion is the followers

This is precisely why the Jews are the most disastrous people in world history: they have left such a falsified humanity in their wake that even today Christians can think of themselves as anti-Jewish without understanding that they are the ultimate conclusion of Judaism.

Unpleasant, even dangerous, qualities can be found in every nation and every individual: it is cruel to demand that the Jew be an exception. In him, these qualities may even be dangerous and revolting to an unusual degree; and perhaps the young stock-exchange Jew is altogether the most disgusting invention of mankind.

Christ didn't happen less than 100 years ago

Right, so it's even less credible, you fucking imbecile.

49And he said unto them, How is it that ye sought me? wist ye not that I must be about my Father's business?

Which isn't talking about Joseph

Again, where does this explain a ~17 year hiatus?

See? Glad we agree

Keeps quoting a pro-jewish philosopher

Tries to present himself as antisemetic

skips verse 50

Youre being intellectually dishonest with yourself in favour of low level shitposting bait, arent you
Grow up and fear the Living God for once in your pathetic life

See? Glad we agree

we agree on the fact people cant be perfect? that they cant be trusted to live up to a high standard of decency, sure. but being Christian is fine and being Christian doesn't make you lesser in any way.

not a lot of people are aware, but this was a cut verse from alanis morisette's song 'ironic'

Sure, but if he starts demanding taxes or w/e i'm recrucifying him.

That's profoundly stupid. You're trying to equate the holohoax, or rather evidence of it, to something that happened millenia ago.
The holohoax can be dismissed because there's so little evidence for how recent it's alleged to have been, and what we keep finding turns out to be hoaxes to the point where it's become illegal to question.

my first covenant with man is that i will not kill you if you chew off skin of your 8 year old baby's dick while i watch and make sure you obey

my second covenant with man is i'm gonna come down as a baby and experience that shit in first person

step daddy, your mouth tickles

10% tithes have always been the standard of godliness

anon is complaining he has a duty to give God Almighty, Creator of all things INCLUDING thst which he was Blessed with- but a humble portion

Might as well crucify your brain

sorry, 8 day old
i was thinking about the jewish age of consent

Facts

The holohoax can be dismissed because there's so little evidence

right, just like the divinity of Jesus

i created everything in the universe including the almost infinite gold

i shoot up a star over my crib so you bring me some gold

don't forget the expensive perfume xx

How does that verse apply to the question? Can you explain that?

we agree on the fact people cant be perfect?

It's not about being perfect although Matthew 5:48, Jesus calls his followers to "be perfect, as your heavenly Father is perfect." I've only ever met 2 genuine Christians in my life and they aren't perfect but instead have genuine empathy. Which is lacking through most of the followers

Biblical circumcision was but a fingernail portion of the foreskin, not the now medical malpractice of the pharisees who sought to differentiate and prevent more hellenizing of their own from regrowing their foreskin back so they wouldnt be outcasts at the gymnaziums and bathhouses

Of course Jesus had to be circumcized, He is obedient to the Father and fulfilled the law of moses
What ought to concern you isnt a fascination with dicks, but rather the fact every soul is going to bear witness to His scars on His wrists, forehead, and elsewheres come the Day of the LORD or the Judgement seat

Intentionally misquoting to pretend to address the point

Anon, let me repeat, almost every single piece of evidence for it was found to be faked or showed that the alleged camps the Allies investigated were not used to mass kill Jews.
Combine that with with the NYT survey of Jewish populations at the time, and that is active evidence that the holocaust did not happen.

oh, is that the day in revelation when the locusts with mens faces, womens hair, lions teeth, golden crowns and scorpions tails start harassing everyone who doesn't follow the lamb? i'll be sure to worry about it

how does that verse apply

WAS SUBJECT TO THEM

Need i say more? Consider reading the book of kings and chronicles and maybe youll mature beyond the complaint of why every minute detail isnt documented, but rarher just what you need to know
Also consider the gospel of john, who said were they to record everything Jesus did, there wouldnt be enough books

King of all sinners, and by extension of the jews.

Oi faggot not gonna answer how you'd react if o'l Jesus returns and we just straight up crucify and kill him again? That's always the issue with magic men, always very mortal in the end.

You know how crazy the alien series was, what wuth all the facehuggers and people begging to be killed when infected? Yeah kinda like that among other things, but avoid the mark of the beast in any instance for those days
Maybe, just thibk for a second, use that God Given faculty of yours and rehearse what all other combined conditionals will be present during those 3 and 1/2 years

I've only ever met 2 genuine Christians in my life and they aren't perfect but instead have genuine empathy. Which is lacking through most of the followers

you have only met 2 genuine Christians bit you think all Christians are Narcissists? unless they are your parents I think you should explain that a bit further , and yes the lack of empathy within most men now is tragic but its not a religious issue

50And they understood not the saying which he spake unto them.

How does this verse Explain where Jesus was for 17 years?

51And he went down with them, and came to Nazareth, and was subject unto them: but his mother kept all these sayings in her heart.

You mean this verse that you couldn't cute correctly? This passage from Luke 2:51 describes Jesus returning to Nazareth with his parents and his humble obedience to them

It still begs the question

you have only met 2 genuine Christians bit you think all Christians are Narcissists?

Out of all the others I've met. Been a part of and encountered. This includes almost all Anon Babble "Christians"

couldn't cute

Couldn't cite*

Not me

Yeah, let me know how that works out, i mean getting to that Day is going to be enough of a plight and burden in and of itself whilst dealing with those marked by the beast and serving the collective hivemind, the wars, the famines, the pestilences and plagues.
Lest we forget the sons of amalek in those days are also going to inhabit the persona of a madmax like raider savage barbarian, so good luck with the cannabalistic savages thst are going to also torment, rape you and your sons and daughters mothers and wives, kill, maim, murder, steal, and arson all of your shit likewise
Prepare to overcome those before you try and 1v1 with the King of kings and the sword of His mouth
Oh by the way
You only have the space of an hour or so to attempt your foolish crusade so best of luck and try not to drown in the sea of blood underfoot of Him and the horse he rides for the event

begs the question

nitpicking a typo

Glad you reread, as it seems the mistake actually engaged you
Now, go to and engage the chronicles and kings and the live of several other notables in the bible and kindly pray tell you find each instance of when and where they defacated and how much also, because that would be you grasping at straws to the point youre no longer content with an answer when given

What is there to know? If it was necessary we would already know it, perhaps pay attention to the rest of all which He Says during the gospels, thatll actually getcha somewhere in life

This includes almost all Anon Babble "Christians"

more then half of "Christians" on Anon Babble are larping. You really shouldn't judge Christ by his followers , live for yourself , trying praying a bit aside from some shitty humans God has made a wonderful world here for us.

Guilty as charged, im qite cute btw

Nice odds, just my style.

"You have one hour to defeat the demon god and reseal him in his cross!"

Tenouttaten, would make into an anime.

I'll bet his speech will be real generic as he rages at losing yet again.

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See you really can't answer the question without pute assumption.

It's crazy that the Bible documents the things he's done as a child but nothing for 17 years then boom! He's back!

more then half of "Christians" on Anon Babble are larping. You really shouldn't judge Christ by his followers

I don't, as I've already stated. Christ is a great allegory

Hey man nobody wants to know about God's time as a 9 to 5 wagie carpenter.

he didn't exist to begin with

Lol

Nonsense, of course Jesus existed.
He was just a burnt out wagie like so many here.

Youre missing the part where you have to survive 3 and 1/2 years total of absolute anarchy, bitter waters being poisoned by the hydrogen cyanide rain comet wormwood, a multitude of others just trying to survive and with no moral compass within their warlords group, advanced ai cyborgs and the antichrist masses who have been ASSUMED DIRECT CONTROLLED of, the rabid beasts which will surely multiply and spread disease, and the overall lack of supplies, rations, ammunitions, and medicines among other things
Oh yeah and your nightvision goggles better last 5 months perpetual darkness without sunlight to recharge them, hope you brought a shitton of batteries and mres for those days

crazy that the bible documents and then nothing for 17 years

Have you considered the story of moses? He was a baby then BAM one chapter later he is 40 then BAM another chapter later and hes 80 and suddenly married to a midian sheik and raising a family and goats in the wilderness and then BAM suddenly its 3 books of his entire midlife crisis of leading a bunch of babies for the next 40 years inna desert

Or maybe joseph who went BAM "i have a dream" all martin luther king style, but his brothers were like "aw hell nah, into the pit you go nibba!!" And then they like sold em to a lowballer egyptian slaver for 30 silver shekels- thats what femoids were worth in those days bruh
Then all of a sudden its like 12 years a slave then BAM suddenly its falsely accused of rape and then BAM weinstein and epstein are there in the prison with him all like "I HAD A DREAM" part 2 pharaoh boogaloo, one loses his head, then the other forgets about joseph until like 10 more years later (all of this is thr same chapter almost) then hes like "yo pharaoh, i met this solid guy in the pen, he knows how to interpret dreams n sheeeeit"
So yeah how about them apples you buffoon

Easy peasy mate, you forget: We're certified Godslayers.

Besides last time all it really tookto bring down god was some wood and nails as well as some bored guards.

Nonsense, of course Jesus existed

Im not convinced

Have you considered the story of moses?

Nope. I'm talking about Jesus, the truth is the New Testament provides limited information about Jesus' life between the ages of 12 and 30, a period known as the "unknown years" or "lost years." While the Bible mentions his childhood, including an instance of him engaging in discussions at the Temple at age 12, it does not detail his life during his teenage and early adult years

It's crazy. I was reading a book on the alleged 9/11 terrorist attacks. Damn thing was full of lies. It talked about the (fake) towers being built, when, then, suddenly, BOOM, an airplane hits it? Uh, helloooo, where did all of that in-between time go? It didn't even mention when it was used in the background of the Rocky and Bullwinkle movie. Total fib. 9/11 didn't happen.

Of course you wouldn't be, his carpenting career was so shit they omitted it entirely.

The funny thing is we have actual documents and visuals of the towers being built, their life through out and visuals and video of 9/11. I remember that morning very vividly.

None of that for Jesus.

he doesnt know about the extrabiblical documents

You should really go for a swim in the euphrates river when you pass by next time and timestamp it

>he doesnt know about the extrabiblical documents

Sure I do. Why agent they cannon exactly? Lol

Pointing out that "book has time gap" isn't a relevant or substantial argument

Christ is King.
Thanks OP

I disagree. As I've already stated the bible documented the wondrous things he did as a kid. Did that all of a sudden stop for 17 years?

Worse than a child, a manchild

Kek, Jesus was a NEET then

I disagree

But the book I read on 9/11 had a time gap! Therefore it didn't happen!

I'm going to abandon the sarcasm and cut to the point; "book has time gaps" is not an argument because it isn't a standard any reasonable person holds when evaluating the legitimacy of a piece of writing. Nobody says anything like that because it's just nonsense; the contemporary stance is that you expect every nonfiction document to hold every detail of what it covers.

knowmorejews.org

right on schedule

Amen Jesus Christ is the King of Kings and Lord of Lords

John 3:19-20 (NIV)
“This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. Everyone who does evil hates the light and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed.”

We are children of light, and these disgusting children of darkness tremble & fear us.

carpenter

he was a useless schizo NEET though

Christ is King!