Why are so many young people having strokes now?

Global warming, Chud.

they’re anti vax

Winter vagina.

Nigger fatigue

people are more unhealthy in general now, I know it's cool on Anon Babble to blame EVERYTHING on the vaxx, but people are fatter more roasties are on birth control, people pop prescription psyc meds like pez, all these factors are adding up

why isnt every fat ass dead already then?

meanwhile athletes keep getting strokes and heart attacks.

It's just one of those mysteries for which there will be no refunds.

Winter vagina.

This was hands down my favourite.

Winter Vagina or Mowing the Lawn.

Why am I so fucking healthy? I could literally be NEETmaxxing with disabilibucks right now.

More work hours, lower pay, many work two jobs just to survive, this aint rocket science

Complete mystery. I'm sure there's nothing to worry about.

why cant Russians into humor

The Great Vaxxie Dieoff I predicted two weeks ago is finally happening.

Oh hell, who cares? Their idiot parents made the decision and pushed them off the cliff, smiling.

libtardianism

Total mistery.

If it isn't the vaxx it's the led lighting and people staring at screens all day long. bros always use a red light filter, maximize your exposure to sunlight especially in the morning, ground yourself, and get incandescent bulbs.

it's not just being fat, it's drugs, like birth control and xanax

why isnt every fat ass on drugs dead yet?

Chud rage

why is every fat ass that took the vaxx not dead? obviously not everyone is effected the same, some people can smoke till 90 with zero ill effect while other get cancer in thier 40s

sure but you’re not explaining why this happens

what am I not explaining you want to directly look at OP's story?

fox32chicago.com/news/more-young-adults-having-strokes-doctors-urge-early-action

In Hasley’s case, doctors believe her stroke was caused by a blood clot linked to birth control pills. The clot traveled to her brain through a hole in her heart — a congenital condition that had never closed on its own.

doctors believe

got it chud

and what do you believe? That birth control is good for you?

something like that.

at the very least its not killing people on its own

sure thing, same big pharma that you think poisoned the vaxx to kill people is some how pumping out meds that are healthy for people to take. and I'm not saying the vaxx didn't kill people, it did also have side effect, just like everything the pump out

money unfairisms

im vaccinated, how come im not dead yet?

like every product they make the have an "acceptable" reaction percentage, some people it's harmless some people die, like a bee sting.

I think it’s all the energy drinks same with the heart problems.. no generation ever chugged energy drinks daily like we do now

thats not explaining whats causing the reactions

you haven't made a single explanation your self.

i told you its because theyre all anti vax.

can you explain how that works?

they live off a diet of energy drinks, so it's only expected

It's a mystery to doctors.

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If you have a stroke smear DMSO all over your head.

covid damages their muscle and all the dead cell matter goes into the blood stream clogging the blood vessels.

I work in a hospital (non medical staff) and the number of young people with chronic heart conditions or pacemakers is oddly high

i havent done a list, but according to newspapers pretty much anything except vaccines can cause heart attacks

Without a government approved scientific study, it's probably best to ignore your firsthand observations.

youtube.com/watch?v=69fPof-ZTnU

Now everybody, have you heard, if you're in the game
Then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm
Don't take no style
Gotta thirst for killin'
Grab your vial uh

young adults

Pretty sure that's already on the lis--wait no nevermind this is the rare case of news that's just broadly about 18-34 year olds.

modular culling
at birth they inject you with nano tech that grows alongside you.
as you grow up, you are injected with more nano tech.
eventually they release the activation (covid in this case) which finishes the job.

now they have control over your body, so that they can give you a stroke, anyeurism, make you trip, block your train of though (brain fog), etc, as they see fit.

this is the future you chose.

have they checked vax status on each of them?

V A X X E C U T E D
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no refunds

Imma about to have a stroke to ur mum