Ban this shit now!!!

2 teabags of black tea is all I need for the day. One in morning. One in afternoon. I find coffee too strong. It's not a pleasant kind of awake.

Yaupon Holly is the only caffeinated plant native to North America. It's all over Texas I think. It's distantly related to Yerba Mate. It's super good as a tea. It's my preferred caffeine source. Hard to find though.

It does not work, see

Caffeine addicts are literally druggy npcs

i gave up caffeine over a year ago. now i just need to quit alcohol one of these days.

it takes good though? what else could you drink, besides coffee while doing programming?

Coffee is based. I switched to decaf a few months ago out of curiosity and it's even better... same energy levels without the crash. Also coldbrew is less acidic and dehydrates you less, I drink it black now.

fuck you faggot

water / pressed juice

I take green tea extract (l-theanine) with my coffee. More people should, it cancels out a lot of the downsides of feeling over-caffeinated.

Coffee is one of the best sources of antioxidants in the American diet. And it suppresses your appetite, which a lot of you fucks desperately need.

I quit don't regret it. Became to much of a hassel in the morning.
Tapered from 300 to 25 over six months

they add ton of sugar in it which is way worse

Ye got love the decaffeinated that or it's Stockholm syndrome

For me, it's methamphetamine that keeps me going.

caffeine is a stressor factor, inhibits protein intake, studies showed bone loss/calcium loss, hair loss.
I also noticed that I would panic during exams with caffeine, and I did just as many reps without caffeine for my workouts. Caffeine is a jewish scam, gets me angry and frustrated and my mind wanders into negative thoughts instead of anything productive. Reading is hard when I drink coffee. I focus better without. My workouts are more satisfying without caffeine.

The effect of a cup of coffee lasts longer than it may feel. There's a 2-4 hour caffeine high superimposed on a 12 hour-ish more subtle energy increase. I took that as my baseline until I tried not drinking it for a while. Now I'm back to 1 cup in the morning and need like 1 hour less sleep compared to when I drunk 3 cups/day.

Kill yourself kike.
Caffeine is a miracle drug.

Very forward thinking

you don't need it, as long as you don't consume any caffeine you'll be good

But raw reality is way too bleak anon.

shhhh

that's the funniest part: when you completely cut caffeine your productivity will always be high.
normies however, eat chocolate / drink cola, which fucks this up so they need coffee to concentrate properly. but overall caffeine is the biggest scam in the history of humanity, you're being duped into consuming products that for a few hours make you feel normal

Can't handle a good ice cold coke or iced coffee in the hot summer, fagget?

It’s a drug and only degenerate junkies use drugs.

Fuck off Mor(m)on

I'm doing drugs rn, you won't do shit

I’m ruining my life rn

Good for you, not my problem. Junkie.

Guess why it was never banned and actually encouraged?
Rich capitalists recognized its stimulating effects and thought it a good idea to mandate coffee breaks so productivity levels would be consistently higher throughout the day.

It's so widespread that we tend not to think about it in that way, but employers actually encouraged people to drug themselves regularly in order to get more use out of them.

I need it to poop regularly

Bet you drink a full thermos of yerba mate every day though, retard

nope

i quit coffe from november 2024 to february 2025
first few weeks sucked and i was sleepy all the time, after that I didn't really feel any less tired or energized
eventually I started missing the taste and smell of coffee and just the habit of having something to sip on in the morning and afternoon. i don't drink or smoke, coffee is the one thing i do, and i don't even do it that much (i stop drinking after 5pm)

do you eat chocolate?

Hey fuck you faggot.

Go play in traffic.

not really. I'll have a sugary treat once or twice per week

inhibits protein intake

No. Just because it doesn't work for you doesn't mean you get to just invent shit and spout it on here like a retard.

I'm high on coffee rn are you sure that's safe

People generally feel the need to consume some kind of drink or substance in social settings and it's better than alcohol or cigarettes.
I guess something like green tea would be an improvement.

If you don't consume caffeine in other forms (chocolate/coffee) you'll be as good as if you just had a cup of coffee.

Can confirm. Especially if it's super dark cacao.

Holy sevens

I do "coffee" with the dandelion roots, is free because are everywhere here

The chemical compounds in black coffee aid the liver healing from damage caused by alcohol.

so do compounds in a bunch of other foods

A little bit of caffeine is fine as a pick-me-up. Anything pic or above is cardiac torture

What’s wrong with enjoying something addictive sometimes?
You will die anyway.
Most of the health Nazis die from being uptight faggots.

This. I don't drink coffee or caffeine tea, yet was fed it as a kid by ignorant parents.

Addicts require their drug first thing after waking.

Drink Rooibos tea with honey, you'll live longer.

its cocaine lite basically
adenosine disruptor, like coke
adenosine related small temporary dopeamine rush, like cocaine/novacaine
milder blocking of serotonin reuptake
lower heart disease symptomolgy compared to chronic cocaine abuse

shut the FUCK up, Hiram