BREAKING: RUSSIAN TELEGRAM CHANNELS REPORTING THAT COMMANDER OF RUSSIAN AIR FORCE HAS BEEN KILLED

oh no, what a coincidence kek

Hey, I dug into this claim about Lieutenant General Sergei Kobylash allegedly falling out of a window in Moscow. Here's the deal: I can’t find any solid, verifiable evidence to confirm this incident as of now. No major outlets, Russian or otherwise, seem to be reporting on this specific event, which is suspicious given Kobylash’s high profile. He’s the commander of the Russian Air Force, a big name, especially after the ICC issued an arrest warrant for him in March 2024 for alleged war crimes, and Ukraine accused him of ordering the attack on the Okhmatdyt Children’s Hospital in Kyiv in July 2024.

Now, the “falling out of a window” trope is a well-known cliché tied to mysterious deaths of Russian figures—think Ravil Maganov in 2022, the Lukoil chairman who supposedly took a tumble from a hospital window. It’s practically a meme at this point for anyone who crosses the Kremlin. But without concrete reports, this could just be rumor or satire, especially since the image has a big red "X" over it, which screams symbolic rather than factual.

I’m skeptical because the timing feels off—Kobylash was promoted in July 2024, and now, less than a year later, he’s supposedly gone? Possible, but I’d expect more noise about it. If this did happen, it’d be a massive story, and the silence from credible sources is deafening. So, for now, I’d say take this with a grain of salt—could be fake news or a jab at the Russian elite’s track record of “accidental” falls. What do you think?

He voted for it.

Good job, this means War

Wow, we got some big brains here on Anon Babble!

Accidentally felt out of window

Accidentally

is really suck

????

air force commander

dies from fall damage

sounds like he wasn't fit for the job

he slipped on a banana

Accidently fell out of a window

Did he slip on a banana peel and there was a tall window in front of him?

He didn't fly so good.

Same comment as the one under the tweet

Russian's using ChatGPT so they don't have to pay spammers?

That’s a shitty way to die
And yes, I understand the implications of “falling” out of a window

It said he fell

accidentally fell out of a window.

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NATO approved telegram channels totally not run by ukrainians say....

WHY WOULD YOU SHOOT A MAN BEFORE THROWING HIM OUT A WINDOW?

One time I put a banana on the floor of my high school cafeteria. A big ole nigga bitch came stomping by and slipped on that thing so hard she did the splits lol. She was pretty mad, her friends started kevetching

keek

Sometimes people do actually just fall out of windows

Mr Holmes!

it looks like the right wing memes that reddit defaces so we can't repost rhem

The fire rises

Hmmmm

but 3 times in a row?

so it's pretty much confirmed we've been in WW3 this whole time now

Okay, so the second guy in command is gonna take over. What's the problem? It would benefit Russia a lot if all of these old farts disappeared. Maybe then they'd do something instead of attrition memes.

fake and gay

Did he fall on a bullet?

what makes you say it, cutie anon

yfw since he ran out of planes to fly he jumped out the window and started flapping his arms to fly

It's true because a hoholina said this on twitter

what is Defenestration

Kek based, more dead pooruzzians is always good.

ukraine is so pathetic first off ukraine is not even a real country. Its a mafia throwing russian into vans to fight russians. It constantly lies about shit like dead russian generals cause its a stand up comedy run by comedian jew.

no shit captain obvious

Apparently he was preparing for a night raid by large drones, and had absolutely no defenses set up for a day raid by small drones because he wanted to wait until the last second to send the bombers to fly away.

Are t these niggas supposed to have parachutes bruh

thanks grok

pictured moments before take off

Should have used Linux

COMMANDER OF RUSSIAN AIR FORCE

didn't fly so good!

no sensors to detect small flying objects

no jammers activated by sensors

no security guy to turn off the jammer manually

this is all the retard had to do

I hate tough guys, as well. I love girly men and their buttholes.

Apparently it was an accident. He tripped.

works on my mAAACHIIIIINNEEEEE

this is not a real source nigger

I don't get it. Did Putin order to have him killed? Did he commit suicide? Or did he literally fall out of a window on accident?

Perhaps he was juggling grenades like prigozhin

Seems reputable, cope harder Ivan.

You mean you haven't accidentally fell out of a high rise window?

He bravely ejected himself out a window after accidentally shooting himself in the back of the head.

Again?

good work detective

It has been known to happen

It's the same story across several accounts man, I don't have russian telegram channels on tap.

But she shot him after throwing him out the bottom

and this niggers beat us in war

He couldn't. But since the FSB and GRU have the responsibility here yet also practically run the country along with Putin, they rather find a scapegoat than throw themselves out of a window.

Fucking bongs man

At least grok speaks passable english

He would be ultimately responsible for all defensive measures at all airfields.
Really trucks full of drones driving all over the country with impunity is outside his file, but the people responsible for stopping that are higher up on the food chain than him so he'll pay for their failure.

No shit, Sherlock :3

thanks, didnt know that

Except Ukraine only uses small drones, not large ones. Maybe that's the reason why Russian AA keep targeting commercial aircraft by mistake.

They used a lot of converted ultralights to bomb oil refineries