IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING - RUSSIAN DOOMSDAY PLANE AIRBORN

THE WORLD IS GOING TO CHANGE FOREVER WITHIN 24 HOURS

IT'S BEEN AN HONOR SHITPOSTING WITH YOU GENTLEMEN ALL THESE YEARS

yawn, russia is a paper bear, no one is afraid of them

Sounds gay.

My central AC went out today so I hope you all join me in suffering in this heatwave via nuclear blast.

Honestly I was just thinking that if I was Russia and Ukraine sucker punched my treaty protected doomsday machines I'd start loading them up with nukes and flying them around the planet.

RACO

I think Whip-its are the most degenerate drug available prove me wrong.

Putin is a bitch, Russia is a rotting whale corpse in the beach and you keep poking at it, now the rotting carcass gonna explode in a nasty big brap and you are screaming at it!
degenerate Captcha 0rgyy confirms it!

That seems fair, good luck with the ac.

They won't do shit.
They are fucking pussies and weak as fuck.
Russia is a joke.
Please for the love of God drop a nuke somewhere.

Bullshit. Link or it didn't happen.

I don't understand how you could do that many. Its like a 7 second "buzz" and not that pleasant.

Stop sucking tranny dicks you retarded
Cocksmoker their gayass drugs are seeping into the sperm you're gobbling.

Nothing is going to happen, replace your capacitor

24 more hours

nothing ever happens

Ruzzian faggots aren't going to nuke anything because they're angry that they can't get the upper hand in holol-land

Seriously, they need to stop threatening the world with nuclear annihilation over a few square kilometers of territory they never held in the first place.

omg NATO shill!!!

I was with Russia until they decided to make "give us the whole territories lol" as part of their peace agreement

Because for some reason it's not enough to be the largest country in the world, you NEED all of Kherson or some shit or you'll threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

UVB-76 has been activated

You fucking newfags my fucking god

Orgy is spelled with an O dumb beaner not a zero

do the people posting this stuff ever reflect on their stupidity?

PROOOOOF????

whats it like in USA? today it hit 27c (81f) and I am dying already.

Steve-o is still alive and kicking, and arguably more mentally present than when he was doing that shit, so they can't be that bad

HOLY SHIT IT HAS FUEL FOR 2 WEEKS THEN ITS CRASHING INTO KYIV AVIV

You sick gallows humor bastards in here

How I do love you so

Russia finally realized Jewkraine gave them a free pass to use a nuke when Jewkraine attacked their nuclear triad

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90 with leaf forest fire smoke making the sun an ominous red as it sets. 70s for the rest of the week so I'll replace the capacitor like anon mentioned if that the problem, it usually is.

nothing ever happens

Alas, so true

ITS FUCKING NOTHING

Please, God, it would be so fucking funny

You can get high from gasoline. The trip reports are wild.

Rolling for another nothing burger

Is someone under the table jamming something into Steve-o's shitter. Ffs.
I'm steve-o & this is JACKASS sand in vaseline dildo jam...
Doing whippets... fuck life was awesome then. No tranny pedophiles no gain of function bioweapons...

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING - RUSSIAN DOOMSDAY PLANE AIRBORN

wow cant wait until they tweet about thinking about making a move

Can someone explain why nothing ever happens? I see these threads almost every day; "Russia is moving their nuclear armed jets!" Yet nothing happens. Is Russia simply fake and gay?

Oh my God they're going to launch the Satan 10,000 Giga Analfucker supermegahypersonic ICBM that can defeat every missile defense system in the world and is invisible and makes carriers and London implode just by passing close.
They're really going to do it this time for real because they totally have the best missiles ever even though they're riding donkeys and golf carts into battle.

Russia won't do shit.

Is Kuckussia really going to kvetch this hard about losing old planes?
Call me when Ukraine takes out the Russianiggers new stealth plane

ooo ooo ahh ahh

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Okay but when you made this thread yesterday nothing happened.

my anus is ready

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and its landing lmao

"Russia is moving their nuclear armed jets!" Yet nothing happens.

That's the whole point, faggot....that's what you do when you're a nuclear power, you move shit around and feint threatening moves hoping to catch your opponent in a moment of..."derr..nothing ever happens...derr..durr"....and then you pull the plug on them. Say...are you by any chance "draft age"?

TWO MORE SNEED

24 hours

I give it 2 weeks.

Idk man there are a few different cough syrups that can fuck you up.

Isn't it always on?

I thought Ukraine had blowed all them up?

Doomsday plane here, ama

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Smoke em if you got em anons

Does Putin drink Vodka?

no fucking way? I don't know that! thanks faggot, pretty cool.

Any good lucking girls on board? (XX chromosomes only please).

The chrome ashtrays look nice

Here here! it’s been an honor and a pleasure ladm8s, I’ll skrrrrt around that white light to meet up with you boys on the other side, see ya then

If only you weren’t a dumb retard who exited the treaty voluntarily 2 years ago, you’d have a point lmao

It won't

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I would have to agree.

what do you mean like a nuclear situation

Can you accidentally nuke Bangalore?

Get yo sunscreen. Unless you're black. Those people don't need sunscreen. But those UV b rays...

Remember that gay sunscreen talk song from the late 90s? God was that gay as fuck.

they’re parked outside for, uh, reasons

We are missing a /skg/ thread folks.

I was so psyched for the tsunami, bro.
Everything since has been one big letdown.

Nothing ever happens

Its offical WW3 has begun.

Qatari here....would you like a new plane?

I'm surprised Russia can even afford to fly Putin around

Doubling down on the “being retarded” part, eh?

Can you please nuke every major city in Texas?
They all support Ukraine

this nigga doesn't l33tsp34k

UVB-76

You cunts are so retarded. Are you all newfags, or did you not google what it is?

This except just nuke all of California instead

The absolute madman almost did it. But they brought in giant drill rigs to pump in sea water and plug it.
Was comfy times.
Maybe now we live in his Fallout timeline.
One can only hope

Ch- ecked.

Well who knows how long this thread will be up, so here is a real question for Mr. Putin.

Dear Mr. President,

Let me begin by bemoaning the terrible suffering caused by war. In both world wars my family fought the Germans as well and I have had a high opinion of Russia(ns) my entire life. It is tragic to see our common blood being wasted when these very people were our brothers in arms within living memory. Please know that politics aside, the average person doesn't hate you.

With that said, how do you intend to protect the Russian people and the common welfare of their natural, sovereign home? It seems that at home and abroad they struggle to find fair opportunity for success, and corruption is used as a tool of governance rather than prosecuted as a crime against the working class. I hope that whichever path you choose for your nation, there is consideration reserved for the forgotten, native youth of Rus who carry such a beautiful legacy and powerful promise in their blood.

Heavy is the head which wears the crown. I pray that Jesus Christ gives you wisdom and courage in exercising the profound responsibilities of your office.

With warm blessings for your fallen, and prayers for peace, Christ go with thee.

Sincerely, Mr. A. Anonymous.

checked

Airborne but had to land due to maintenance issue. Just two more weeks to get it fixed.

It's nothing. Seriouslykna8s.

Rolling for India

Stop making these threads you faggot, nothing ever happens.

god I wish.

Yes, that would solve the issue here. Anyone got the pasta to bake? I'm phone fagging and falling asleep.

I wish OP was right and something happened.
HOWEVER

IOPJG75jg7ir

32 characters follow

Launch codes activated!

Sounds like and old shortwave station similar to the skyking's favorite stations. But with more buzzing. Fill it in. Kiester us good.

Russia is jaming our coms

Holy shit turn on CNN a drunken ruskie just flew over my house.

sauce?

11175 is being jammed!

Let me get my decoder wheel. Brb

We’re big fucked

Try it yourself retard this might be the big one. Charge your phone.

Oh god. What have a done with my life. So many regrets. So many miss opportunities to ask out that girl I liked. And now. It’s all over.

Classified image of what Russians are using.

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ALLSTATIONS 2025-06-02 02:40:00
Sender: LONG TERM

[41 CHAR]
WJ4UEEO2S35WH3B6LKF6BBYXWNLXFE
TPHHCS4HSFD

Let's rub one out. Use non dominant hand. That's an order.

USA AIRFORCE COMMA ARE GOING CARZY

It loosely translates as:

TRAPS ARE GAY

What does it mean!

They fucking jammed the Air Force comms too you just know it. This is it. Good thing I just got a can of ravioli and some vitamin pills that should last me a while

lol r*ssians are a bunch of weak faggots who can't tame the Ukraine. They won't do shit and if they try we'll gladly glass m*scow. Matter fact, I hope they try then we can finally get rid of the r*ssian communist horde that has plauged our earth for far too long. r*ssia and r*ssians are responsible for everything negative in our world today and you cannot refute that fact. NUKE m*scow NOW!

why does putin have little to no chin?

DOOMSDAY PLANE

Sounds fake

Dinty moore was recalled, FYI. Full of wood chips. That's for real.

TWO MORE 24 HOURS

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Typhoon hypersonics sequence is what AI said it means. It actually happening

Tell me Russian scumbag. Why kill your self in the retarded way. All you had to do was not invade unkrane and now you’re all gonna die tonight.

Oh god!!!! Fuck!!!! It’s happening!!!! It’s really happening!!!!

That should have been the canary in the coal mine

Comfy SKG thread as we anticipate the beginnings of the pajeet war.

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Thank god I grabbed some beef jerky at the store. How long can I live off 4 cans of ravioli vitamin oils and 2lbs of jerky? I'm going to be a raider huh

The canary is actually in the ravioli.

RIP

BYE BYE UKIES!

Day after day, I start to see why Stalin liquidated 20 million Ukes.

It's real

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You're right. I should have known. I'll trade it for 10 nigger chicks with fat asses instead. Looks inconspicuous enough

Ari Emanuel stage play at its finest.

wow

The dot is crashing!!

All their plans will fail until they die
The divine is mopping the floor with them

not before I pickup my switch 2