Lord Miles, famous British explorer, is putting together a force to restore order to Haiti. This is not a joke. I mean it's funny, but it's 100% REAL.
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LORD MILES INVADES HAITI
MAKE HISTORY OR DO NOTHING
What a knobhead.
Buy an ad faggot
I am but a humble unpaid shill spreading the word.
This was to retake that resort island that's been shut down for years because of bandits though right?
Filling out this form is a felony in the US
law.cornell.edu
Whoever, within the United States, knowingly begins or sets on foot or provides or prepares a means for or furnishes the money for, or takes part in, any military or naval expedition or enterprise to be carried on from thence against the territory or dominion of any foreign prince or state, or of any colony, district, or people with whom the United States is at peace, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both.
It's a humanitarian mission, silly. Idk what you're talking about.
Operation: Bay of Nigs
So what government is going to stop this?
this only applies to expeditions launched from the united states. I'm assuming this one will be launched from the UK.
Monuments will be erected in your honor. Stones will be etched with your name. Legacies will be forged.
This is going to end with a massgrave isn't it
Should I click this?
I want to invade Haiti
I'm in. Fuck it, I don't have anything else interesting going on.
This is a special humanitarian operation thoughbeit
Fuck does this mean? Who is this guy? I don't follow ecelebsl.
Americans join the FFL all the time
What if DR intervenes? They would be a more competent fighting force. I don't think they like Haitians much but you would technically be invading their island as well.
It's a humanitarian mission. If you're down for the risks of Haiti, do it.
He does retarded shit. He became talbani for a bit
Not in the constitution so suck on it liberal
10 White men armed with muskets and horses could conquer Haiti. In fact it would probably be overkill. The country only exists because of massive international aid and jewish NGOs smuggling them weapons and ammo
Glowniggers running the 'let's invade a Caribbean island' script again because they can't think of anything new to run, pathetic,
Fuuuuuuck this is my one chance to join a PMC isnt it
pol used to do things before you blackpill idiots ruined everything
the Irish man saying look were about to fight
JOIN THE GUILD CHUDS
CONQUERING IS IN THE WHITE MANS BLOOD
Monuments will be erected in your honor. Stones will be etched with your name. Legacies will be forged.
When the invitation describes that you will recieve a tombstone im out
Kek
It is an aid mission, a humanitarian effort. Fucking chuddy ass troon.
Listen up gayboi, you have my list now procure it and then a conversation about my honorarium can be discussed.
great way to accomplish nothing and then get sent to prison for life for war crimes, no matter what you actually do.
You should go look up the history of privateering and it will blow your mind.
haiti literally gets billions in arms smuggled in by this jewish billionaire. He supplies all the gangs who terrorize the people and monopolize the international aid by controlling the government. And no one has ever done shit. Don't believe me? read
Why doesn't toyota sell those kind of trucks in the states...
pol used to do things
Operation Red Dog was 1981 zoomer.
You obviously don't know what privateering is.
the governments of the countries where the volunteers originate from. theyll be charged (theres enough evidence to prove its a military incursion), summoned, and sanctioned if they fail to appear in court. then since all members of the group would be wanted criminals, the group would be designated as a foreign terrorist organisation and then this miles fella would ultimately end up in a british prison. if he goes through with this he'll probably get 2-10 years, but i feel like he wont do it. 1) because he wont get the logistical support and manpower needed and 2) i think hes just doing this for attention (= elonbux) and he knows he can just tweet "sorry guys the invasions off, i just received a serious warning and have been told wed all go to jail, oh well."
Lord Miles, famous British explorer,
Only British exploer.
Some gay import law
The Hilux is a beautiful vehicle
they're too small for the average American to fit in them.
kys boomer. Imagine being that fucking old. TND, TTD, and TBD soon
Unironically? Emissions standards versus truck size. No, it doesn't make sense.
invading a rock full of 80iq nighers that can't even feed themselves
you call him lord but he's got the spirit of the gringoyim. you sure he's not an honorary mutt?
Why isn't he invading Israel or helping the Gazans fight? Instead hes going after an irrelevant nigger shithole that's just going to end with more refugees.
They are called utes in aussie land, very versatile and handy and not as big as boomer f150s/dodge rams/rangers etc.
Just go up directly against trillions of US funding bro
6 pallets (4 55 gallon drums each) of EA-3167, will subdue/make turboerratic, plus w/ the used of acoustical and visual driving can further the effectiveness of the aerosolized deliriant.
Sure doesn't stop the cia.
dont make me tap the fucking sign
God I hope this anglo facefaggot gets eaten by Hatians.
Yeah, for Jews and Israel ONLY. You think you goyim get thr same privilege? How fucking naive are you? How do people still not understand this dynamic? Lmao I hope they lock you all up just for being system-trusting retards.
He won't have to if he chooses the correct course of action.
I know about all kinds of things from before I was born, but you zoomerfags aren't into history and reading because that's boomer retard shit and you're too cool to read.
You're right, this is funny. LoL
Save Haiti
Turn 360 degrees
Oops now Haiti is ruined again
so every idf soldier?
Three years is nothing for the chance to become a shithole's warlord. I mean you're already ready to die to takeover somewhere what the fuck does three years matter.
this has been done before. some faggot older than me probably has a screencap from ~10 years ago where /pol planned to invade an island in the indian ocean or something like that
its all kayfabe
Lord miles seems based, whats his story?
you have no reason to not take part in this
this is an Afghan expedition stupid nigger!
Yeah but Haiti shares an island with the Dominican Republic I don't know how I feel about that
You obviously haven't looked into the history of privateering. Sanctioning was done after the fact most of the time.
History is funny like that.
become the warlord of haiti by some miracle
get drone striked
new nigger warlord pops up
why didn't they drone strike the old warlord or this new warlord? oy vey don't ask questions goy
a grandma killed 40 niggers with empanadas, easy pz.
Why does Haiti always collapse
Im sure theres a bunch of legal gibberish that prevents this
Of course, this doesn't apply to pissrael.
The dualty of US "law".
wild thread
They're putting them all back on plantations picking cotton and bananas
Why would he fight on behalf of 60iq goat fuckers?
He's based desu
Literally an autistic poltard who went to be autistic in real life.
Haiti isnt a country. The countrys government dissolved and is not even in the country anymore.
The president doesnt even have any power at this point and is just a dude living in someone elses house while things get sorted out.
So that law doesnt apply because theres not prince, theres no state, theres no colony, theres no districts, and there is no people who we can be at peace with since they are in a civil war.
An American Crusade in Haiti is legal from this arm chair general.
A few Taliban commander friends of mine have expressed to me that they will gladly join the invasion of Haiti as long as they get permission from the supreme leader
He seems very autistic. Hoping for livestreams
CIA SOF waiting on haiti
My God, what diabolical suggestion, Mr. Meow
Oh yes we will roast our enemies!
with whom the United States is at peace,
since when are at peace with haiti?
Based!
The autists will rise and inherit the Earth.
sumthin aint it
yeah, but kinda seriously, this will anger Hillary Clinton since Haiti is the source for their adrenochrome, i don't think his expedition is going to end well.
When was the declaration of war?
why havent you?
If Taliban aren't in the shore party, forget it
peace is the absence of a declaration of war
enough with such faggy literalist bullshit. we are not at peace with haiti. most of the world is our enemy.
Globohomo would never allow it, colonialism is worse than cannibalism and barbarism in their eyes.
Wish him all the best.
So all those r*ditters that joined the ukrainian army to fight russia are in prison now, right? (The ones that made it back)
They joined the military of Ukraine. Which is legal to do. They didn't launch an invasion of Russia from the united states. Had they failed from Alaska to Chukotka and started shooting Russian they would have been arrested had they come back. I also don't know why you have any faith in the US government fairly enforcing the law after the past decade and Jan 6.
Try making that argument in court, retard, I hope you win I'd love to set up Outer Heaven.
Can PMCs sign up, I'd feel more happy if there was actual know how
Can’t wait to see this pompous faggot’s severed head in a stew pot.
I have some experience and I have some gear.
I'm pretty tempted, lads.
Sit back and enjoy
Or are you mad over Afghanistan? Not his fault you got beaten the fuck down and retreated miserably
What is israel?
Guy is so fucking dead he needs a bigger force
No shit, but this guy is geninunly batshit. I bet someone is funding this for shits and giggles
The bit about women's rights is true. It's all the (((international community))) cared about as the Taliban grew ranks and took their country back. No one stopped them, just kvetched about flaggotry they didn't have
Then those guys can just meet up in Haiti. Easy peezy. Or better yet, the DR.
Kek, I’m just here on a student visa.
I refuse to beliebe Cortez conquered them, he got em sick
Better not be pajeet
No he turned the other tribes against them because they kept mass slaughtering and eating each other LMAO
I’m just here on a student visa
Not for long fren, you're getting the boot and will never be allowed in the US again.
Where are they going to launch the invasion from? I don't think any country in that area is going to host an armed flotilla.
based retard
I wish him luck in becoming the king of niggers.
So it's a felony for an American to volunteer to fight for Ukraine?
Hemingway is a felon for fighting in the Spanish Civil War?
So all Miles needs is empty coke bottles, some Fubu, milk and HFCS?
I don't understand how they plan to deal with the bullets fired at them.
This is the best thing I have seen all year.
It's a felony to take part in an armed expedition or facilitate one from the US.
Climate jews
whites were slaves in egypt
many of them colonized europe which is why your elites tend to have nigger ancestors, that includes the queen that the lolcow in OP is subject to
many such cases
the queen that the lolcow in OP is subject to
Retard
queen
Dumb nigger lies upon lies and can't even get this right
You know the DR has a booming tourist industry right?
And shares a border with Haiti.
Why are you so against the plan?
Just charter a few boats from FL. And take a nice vacation to the DR.
Why are you so against white people bringing order back to Haiti?
Hell, I'm sure the govt of the DR would even welcome, maybe even help supply such brash adventurers.
They certainly don't want ravenous cannibal niggers spilling over into their peaceful beautiful paradise.
So all US military personnel after WWII are felons?
Put all the ZOGbots in jail!
i see "Lord", i assume anglocow
rest assured, the point still stands
Bay of Piglets 2
I'm not against it. I hope it happens and succeeds. People should just know that they could be charged with a felony for participating in it.
If the liberal jews in the west hate it, it's a crime.
With good enough optics though Trump might support him with pardons.
Miles probably fell for that one wikipedia screenshot about the rhodesian genocide where the number of the forces were compared; and he thinks that niggers are genetically unable to use a firearm. I wish that I had it right now.
What year do you think that it is, retard?
10 black 2022 ME 43' solstice w/ quint mercury 450R(10 HOURS OR LESS)
5 gray Nordhavn 80' john deere is fine.
18 seakeepers
10 kawasaki ultra 160LX
10 zodiac rib boats pro 850
Use of a 4 liquid cargo barges
A reserve of 800,000 gallons of fuel
40 DJI AGRAS T50 drones
100 deltaquad Evo Tactical IRS drone
**projection equipment equivalent or better.**
*this list is quickly comprised and from a sole vendor"PROIETTA" (must be re-evaluated)*
20 IMPRESSIVE 2500w projector
20 IMPRESSIVE 1200w projector
40 PRO DMX4 (DMXdevice w/control p, motor and support wheels, all sizes in motorized wheels(50-70))
50 I-MIRROR motorized mirrors
60 GOBO holder/shapers
200 GOBO lens
45 F70-x2 climatized cases
**
You'll also need 6 million for incidentals.
Clearance from the coast guard for fueling
Idk gayboi, first run this preliminary list by your spook handlers then my honorarium..
Probably. But it’s a bit of a shit hole, so I’m not too terribly put out about it.
Remember those guys who were captured in Venezuela?
If the liberal jews in the west hate it, it's a crime.
Selective enforcement of the Law is a threat to Rule of Law.
Either enforce it equally on everyone, or don't enforce it all all and repeal.
Can't be charged with a felony for humanitarian aid.
My grandparents would go on missions to Haiti quite often. Their purpose was similar, it was merely less dangerous then. I might just break my 20 mile rule...
she has since astral projected into a new vessel, as taught by her famed ancestors hailing from Atlantis
Did you just insult the KING OF HAITI?
I hold the title as well.
Technically Laird, but translates to Lord. Honorary of course.
Yes. That airsoft raid was much more reasonable than what miles has planned here.
Right, I forgot, you people LOVE niggers and Jews. I keep forgetting this is a conservative board now.
He dropped any pretense of it being humanitarian when he described it as an invasion and a war. Good luck with the aid mission.
So, Lord Ian Miles, proud english man, calls out to gut people in Haiti instead of deposing Starmer. I am getting something wrong?
Good find anon. Every single time.
How do I break into the Royal Families private malteser facility?
No one says they can't use them, they are just proven to be wholly ineffective with them.
Ever since they were invented.
The niggers had ten times as many guns at Roarkes Drift than the English did ya know.
All ya really need to do to defeat niggers is put some fried chicken and watermelon behind some walls and bait them to attack.
3schizo5me
bit of a shit hole
Where isn't in 2025 though huh? Good luck in your studies nigger, teach your people of our glorious indoor plumbing and gas station chicken.
Kikes are disgusting
If I was president, I'd invade Haiti, and give the military an RoE of shoot on sight anyone with a weapon. But first bomb as much as possible from the air, like Israel is doing to Gaza. Once the area is suitably pacified, put every surviving Haitian on a plane to Africa. Just depopulate the whole place. Then rename it Columbus, annex it for America, and start building private resorts.
kek
Is that a Jewish relic?
What are you doing irl? At least Lord Miles is living his best life. What have you done?
Gaza isn't possible to help, aside from it being completely blockaded, a few lads in short shorts won't stand much of a chance against all that American hardware given to the kikes.
However. Against an open and easily accessible island filled with niggers...Gotta pick your battles. If it's successful, and the world sees its success it will be a huge morale boost for whites everywhere.
Unless the entire Arab world stood together, Gaza is a nothing more than a sacrifice and length of rope the kikes are cutting for themselves.
Their image in the world is in the toilet, and only getting worse the more rubble they bomb and kids they kill. A handful of trepidatious lads won't serve to do much good in Gaza. If anything, if they did succeed there, it would just make Israel stop shooting themselves in the foot, optically speaking.
its niggers like you that have made it a shithole faggot
That will only lead to the Dems to push for statehood for two more Senate seats. Just wipe it out and gift it to DR
You'd be dead before you even smelled them. They'd gun you down so fast.
famous British explore
You seem to have misunderstood. It will be a US territory with absolutely no niggers.
Yeah, so how do I sneak in, bonganon. I must taste of the forbidden malteser.
on haiti land, no. Also, dominican president is taking big money from powerful hatian business people, so there's that. Dominicans are not happy about it but so far they seem to be powerless to stop it.
source: ears on the ground.
Not even Hurricanes can fix Haiti.
So aside from polishing this guy's knob 24/7 does anyone have the actual background info on this as far as funding/who's behind it/legal contracts?
Because this retard can say whatever he wants online to promote it but the actual nuts and bolts comes down to the onboarding. A "humanitarian mission" might end up actually being really that with the people who are funding and providing you the legal paperwork to be there. They also require you to submit yourself to the jurisdiction of the local government and effectively the U.N. and they will hand your ass over to the blue hats too. I've seen shit like this before but in more of a christcuck context for shit where some kikes come and scam a local church into donating for a "missionary" and such. It's really just them taking money for their non religious nigger charity and the christcucks who volunteer to go find out no christcuck preaching is allowed except off in the corner and only if the jungle niggers want to come over and listen. This retard sounds like he's getting you to sign up to go rebuild a country for niggers and you get guns but only allowed to shoot if a gang tries to attack you. This is you helping niggers,not going down to claim a plot of land to own. Start asking this lord cuck for the legal contract and if he gets retarded about it you know you have a scammer.
NTA
That's not a good attempt, your 'chav type' accent is sliding all over the place.
They are concealed in a super secret location, with Area 51 type security - stay away.
That's not a good attempt,
Apparently it was worse than i thought
your 'chav type' accent
Was supposed to be roadman
/thread
Unless gayboi is ready to reshape the minds of the Haitians against those demonic forces that currently rule over the island, or else he's destined to help someone's appetite.
Uuuugh, I will track down this forbidden tasty treat anon, mark my words! I don't care if I have to die trying.
it's like every single one of his posts it's meant for amerimutts with gyno from ohio
shittest posts ever
Why do you have a US flag
Whites have nothing better to do. Always going for low hanging fruit. Why not siege the British Parliament during session instead of 'invading' Haiti? Hahahahaha
Wagner is so back
Reverse Wakanda
The sort of 'oi u got a loicence guvor, innit mate' type thing, that people type on 4chins is just a silly stereotype 'cockney geezer' sort of speak.
Anybody north of Watford doesn't speak like that, and I'm from the West Country and down here we all speak like Pirates.
It would be funny if he got KIA on the first day, but I doubt the pussy will even set foor on haiti, prob "commanding" his ZOGbots from a sea vessel hundreds of kilometers away
I'm from the West Country
Corrrr (with an actual R sound) I love Cornwall and Somerset people. They sound like time forgot them. YAHARRR!
What's the PMC incentive, who'd be bankrolling?
Not trying to get AIDS or barbecued.
I'm from Somerset OOH ARRR
Modern day hero with an immortal steed.
I wonder if some Africans worship his Steed as a supernatural entity
He travelled to Kabul just as the Taliban were taking it, so it’s not unbelievable he’d go to Haiti.
Checked, if he comes in as a white Christian savoir freeing the Haitian populous from their judeo-binding, thru aerosolized deliriants w/ auditory and visual driving over a series of weeks, the minds of the Haitian population will be ready to be shaped into..probably religious zealot, but enter Lord Miles Christian King of Haiti freeing them of their judeo-binding, bringing about a new era in prosperity.
Don't believe everything you read.
Christian
They're all in the free mason cult, retard.
Lmao
Everyone is a free mason when you're schizophrenic.
And properly so, always assume they are until proven otherwise.
So anyone who provided or prepared a means for or furnished the money for, or took part in, any any war since 1942
Also you don't earn titles like "lord,master, jedi, etc, etc, etc" unless you're a free mason.
What about how I watched him live stream from there?
Makes the use of imagery more effective, a little 8 week saga of demonic forces battling the will of the people, wherein armed forces on the island being "tasked" the most, culminating in those armed forces expending their munitions.
He was detained by the Taliban for almost a year and then became friends with their intelligence service. Pretty hardcore guy.
a tiny resort islet
More than doable. Reopening it for normal operations or maintaining it to do more on the mainland? Dubious.
Lord
This nigger's name is Lord? Or is it a title given by some retard or by himself.
lmao
LMFAO
If he was caught by the Taliban (assuming it's not BS), ain't no way they'd release him without "the crown" paying a hefty ransom for it.
lmao
kek
Sometimes I love capitalism.
Become Lord Shrestha
One of two ways normally.
You can be knighted and be an official Lord. I think you can inherit them too? (not sure)
Or you can buy a certain bit of property and be a 'Lord of the Manor' but you can't visit the House of Lords and other such shit.
I think he bought his
Dominicans who are mostly native defeated the Haitian army (who had guns and outnumbered them 2:1) with stones and clubs.
The Haitian revolution worked literally because they had Polish men and their enemy consisted of isolated manors with women and children.
I'm in. I hate niggers and i don't mind dyin'.
mfw
Where does he even get the money for this operation if its not him being edgy again? Is he an unironic nepo kid glownigger? Well at least this is less cringe than trying to nuke scandinavia or whatever edgy shit he was spamming.
They’d instantly outcompete all competitors.
This will be worth it just to see the Taliban flag flying over Haiti of all places
I've been shouting on here for years that we need to invade Africa so I support Lord Miles in this training invasion.
He is not a lord or even British apparently, it is an online persona, this whole thing seems very clownish and unserious.
Toyotas are so good they can endure shitskins destroying them and they still start right up. How the fuck did they do it?
Sounds like your prophetic utterances may be about to unfold into reality.
The japs used the emu wars as a proving ground for their ute designs.
restore order to Haiti.
The only way to accomplish this is to kill all the Niggers