Untitled

why do you autistic fucks always take the most boring creepshots to post on here?

maybe if you're a fat ass mystery meat spic

the worst part is the mexican family of 8-12 walking side by side through the parking lot. i just honk my la cucaracha horn at them and they get out of the way but the non-mexican speakers always have to wait.

excuse me

it's literally not that hard and works 99% of the time

Big enough to fit 2 packs of toilet paper. Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

Where I live it's the boomers who do that. They walk single rank through the parking lot and refuse to move out of the way. They also used to walk down the street like that in the last neighborhood I lived in, despite having pristine sidewalks they could use. I watched a short bus slowly idle behind them for like 4 minutes because they refused to acknowledge it, let alone move out of the way.

Billions must

I use a bottle bidet. I haven't purchased toilet paper since 2018.

Alpha
Beta
Beta and passive aggressive. This is what a faggot would do, couched in terms of politeness.

The correct move is just to move the cart, especially if it’s empty. Maybe just push it out of the way with your cart. The cart is not being held by them so it’s not a battery or assault or anything, it’s just natural assertion of your dominance over inconsiderate normgroid npcs. Just hit the cart and when they look at you, maybe direct eye contact with the male with a look of disgust. Give him the same look you would give him if he was impotently staring at you while you pushed into his anus with your fat cock. What is he going to do, call the cart police? Swing on you with his beer gut and make pattern baldness in front of his fat wife? Just emasculate him so he doesn’t do it again. Words are unnecessary, just retort with something if they say “excuuuuse you!” or something faggy. Something like “don’t block the lane” or “get out of the way”
Follow my blog for more sigma tips

i've noticed more people doing stupid shit to antagonize people lately. we're nowhere near the point that it breaks out into massive random violence but it's heading in that direction. i'm not saying we'll get to that point any time soon, it's just my observation. i just try keep my head down and make sure i have a good exit plan. as someone once told me "running away is a legitimate form of self defense". stay safe.

One roll per day? You are out of your fucking mind. One roll can last me at least a week if not two. How many times a day do you shit?

so you're shopping in a warehouse, lol
warehouse shopping
cool
(lmao)

Whenever they do this I walk up and move their cart out of the way. They never do anything to stop me since they barely register what's happening. You can get away with a lot by being somewhat intimidating.

Calls people with manners faggots

Follows up with a novel fantasising about violent homosexual intercourse with and old man.

This is your brain on Anon Babble

One roll can last me at least a week if not two

you should see a doctor. you're probably severely dehydrated and constipated.

Your ass is full of shit

It’s only gay if they like it.
I don’t know which irrelevant country your flag is so I can’t make a good slur at you now to make you feel bad about being so faggy, you are now forgotten

I stopped going to Costco mainly because of this.
I also live in Mississauga and shop at the local Costco. If you know, you know.

You both sound insane to me, I buy a 6 pack of toilet paper every year. Just learn how to use one sheet at a time

Say excuse me, it’s not difficult. Maybe even ask them how they are doing.

*slam into their cart with your cart as hard as you can without sperging out*

*they jump up a little and turn around while looking at you like wtf*

oops, sorry, small accident teehee

OP keeps posting this pic, he smells like glowNIGGER that will do a shooting at a costco so it fucks up its stock price.

Based
::SLAM::
“Oh, didn’t see you there, my bad”

Beta fag

Beta fag

Nigger

Cry little mister
If you met me in real life you’d look at your feet and say “s-sorry i was looking at toothbrushes”

Fucking this. Basic indicator if someone has mongol genes in them if they don't understand basic courtesy

the isles are too thin

So don't leave it like a nigger

doesn't recognise Australian flag

uses the term "little mister" which sounds like something my wife would call my toddler

3 strikes, you're out.

Just turn right. Costco is only good for its returns and bulk items like food or drinks. The items they're blocking off look like bedding. What a dumb thing to try memeing

You are brown, obviously I recognized the flag of new south china

this thread again

inb4 392 replies 122 images

Still only one roll per day? How many years has it been stuck one 1 per day?? 5 years going on 6?