MUSLIMS EXPLAIN THIS NOW

no? it's a literal people, i think between modern day india and Bakistane

Muslims?

Islam is a religion created by, and for, gay men

a Hadith where Mohammed gets gang raped by a bunch of Indian guys but he preaches Islam to them and eventually, by the morning, they are convinced to convert

alhambradudelilah

it's a MIRCULE

Explicitly tells his follower not to follow him to have privacy

Joins a group of indian-black me AT NIGHT with NO CLOTHES ON

"Started to ride"

THE zutt people are immensely sexualized by their contemporaries, Muslim sources even describe their "large members that never weaken"

After a night with them Mohamutt cannot walk

Topkek.
623 AD Arab literal BLACKED story of tje leader of Islam

The Quran is pretty even compared to the Bible. Hadith on the other hand get crazy.

The Quran is pretty even

compared to the Bible

source?

allahsisters

wallahi

look how Brettieeee the kerhens is barraddarr

this is when satan our allah aka mohampedo told us he'll forgive us for prostituting our muzshit womense

because we'll be getting all the money

(to give the 5th of it to the pbuhe)

subwayhamsgalore it is betifule

Things Muhammad had done according to christians

Opressed the jews (christians expelled them out of Jerusalem)

Oppressed the homosexuals

Is a homosexual, allegedly gave his grandson Hassan a blowjob

Invented a cult in a lawless pagan society to get young cunny

Is responsible for the african slave trade

Is responsible for degeneracy in the west, east and the middle east

Objectifies women by having them cover up (his degeneracy knows no limits)

Objectifies men by forcing them to cover up below the midriff and knees (sick fuck)

it's a miracle of allah baradarzz

sandnigs lacking self awareness.

since you're a muzshit coward and you won't reply, i'll just address only one taqiyya

eeny
meeny
miny

homo

here's when he was caught pretending to be a sleep on the lap of the guy he famously called

the most handsome man in arabia

after he ordered the muzshit to never barge in when he meets with

the most handsome man in arabia

and then when busted, he lies about him being jibrile

be pedophile of allahs

retcon the stone the faggelis to death part of the OT for some reason

get caught pretending to be asleep on the lap of the guy you famously called "the most handsome man in arabia"

after you instruct your inbred savages to never enter if you meet with him

nyaaawhe, good morning abdul, did you see the angel jibrile leave m8?

no? that was the guy you called the most handsome man in arabia, sorry btw, that i barged in, i know you commanded us to not do that when you meet the most handsome man in arabia...

stop stop STOP talking that was the angele jibrileee

ah ok

Zutt

Arabic word for people from the Indian subcontinent. Mohammad liked to be ridden by Hindus

I mohammaded have submitted my ass to you. Submit to Allah.

Some "angel" in a cave.

Christians read muslim sources and report them

muslims pretend they're made up

So why say it's only Christians? Plenty of atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, etc. will point out these reports.

So why say it's only Christians?

he's strawmanning
homohampedo rid arabia of both christians and jews, but he just says he oppressed them while pointing out christians about muh jerusalem

homohampedo did not oppress homosexuals, he was a homosexual, while he was lifting the OT he did not incorporate the stone the faggelinis to death part, instead the q'ringe tells you to insult gays and beat them with sandals, ooh la la, barraddarr

and ofcourse you have the muh lawless Baganeeeee society taqiyya, despite the fact that homohampedo was the only one sacking caravans and marauding and murdering people for their possessions

they are responsible for the slave trade
no one has ever said they are responsible for degenerooooooooocie in the west, in fact the ones that ARE responsible are the ones bringing them in to the west, and i think this is a mircule, askchually OF issssleeeeeeeeemse

objectify womenseeeeeee by having them cover up is meant to be sarcasm, a sarcastic muzshit who doesn't know WHY they are ordered to cover up, but i will teach him why, in the Bicrele

and to close it out, you have another attempt at taqiyya if the person was a toothless retard

sadde

Why not atheists, Hindus, Buddhists

Because they don't carpetbomb poor people in Iraq & Yemen for Israel

do you think there would be an israel if the muzshits had carpetbombing capabilites, hamood bint rishad al zaqr ul zandt?

Tl dr: muhammad went into the dessert and had a bbc gangbang

If you think the US is 100% Christian then you need to open you eyes and ears.
Since you bough up Yemen and Iraq vast majority of deaths are the native populations killing each other. How many in their civil wars?
Once again why target only Christians in your post? Why do (((you))) choose just the one religion over all others?

Creepy, I saw a video about this same topic few hours ago, around 1 am Italian time.

I think our feed isn't purely based on an algo, agencies may select them to drive narratives.

Also, I never heard of this hadith before, and I bet most muslims are not aware, it is gonna cause more turmoil than the aisha controversy.

This has to be from some shiite religious book. There's no such hadith in the sunni hadith texts.

Hi guys, I profit from the thread just to ask you some questions: how is islam lived in your countries (Malaysia and Turkey)?

I am pretty positive about turkey being mostly modern and secular, far from the sharia law and the ugly behaviour that other muslims minorities have here in Europe. Pretty much on par with Kosovo and Bosnia (I got friends from these places). I know less about Malaysia, but it seems leagues ahead compared to the MENA for instance.

because he's a muzshit (retarded)

maybe try a non-machine translation next time.
hint: the "entities" involved weren't even human in this story.

no one gives a shit about shitslam

how many of them do you think know for a fact that the pedophile Salvo Lahey Vassili Salem, the Berfeccc man they are to emulate or so allahhelBe me, raped a 9 year old child?

zero

this is what the muzshit does

a muzshit who don't know is the best muzshit, masha dasha 80 millionse stronge barraddarr

ayy lmao

memeflag

lying

whoa! i did NOT see that coming

hey this would make a FINE arthur miller play!

engaging with bloodthirsty demons that spend 12 hours per day bashing Islam in debate.

The way Muslims will explain this is by continuing to grow our population, keeping to ourselves, and hiding this dumb thread

what's is a stupid muzshit doing in muh the great satan though?

planting crops

what?

Malaysia has a muslim majority following the Shafi'i school of thought. Islam is listed as the official state religion, but i have no idea what that means. There isn't a strict sharia law in place but we do have dual court system one for civil and another for Islamic/personal matters. Malaysia is mostly secular, and the religious ones study abroad to Egypt or Persia and even the UK

have you seen these Bosts barraddarr?
give me your allahthoughts about them wallahi

ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeene

Not a single one of these posts will convince me to worship a non alcoholic carpenter who converted water into wine

ah huh

isleem is so amazing bradaars

it's from musnad ahmad from ibn hanbal. it's a mainstream sunni book

barraddarr please stop beingee sarGastice and Gome backs to allahs and his masingire you are only hurtingeee the ummahe with your snarkse abraddarr

ameeeeeeeeeeeene

Indeed Allah is with the patient

I will patiently wait for my river of wine and denounce christpaganry

well mohampedo was not very patient with the muzshits when they used to come to the memesque drunk

that's why he told them to not come to the memesque drunk

this was when they stopped showing up altogether

and

oh this is the part where it gets good (miracle of allahs)

this is when the pedophile of allahs

told them about the revelation that is soooooo close barraddarr

where allah will ban alGohole wallahi

and that they should sell all their alGoholes barraddarr

isn't this so betiful?

it's a MIRCULE of isssssssssssleeeeeeeeemse

The hadith is about Djinns (genies). Abdullah went with the Prophet to visit the djinns to recite for them the Quran which they were very excited to hear so they crowded upon him so much so that they were practically on top of him. The hadith is related in Jami at-Tirmidhi where it is classified as a weak (da'if) hadith.

As for the part about "riding" it is the statement:

فأتوا فجعلوا يركبون رسول الله

This is an idiom to express that the Jinn were crowded around the prophet, eager to listen to the Quran.

The same is conveyed by the verse of the Quran:

وأنه لما قام عبد الله يدعوه كادوا يكونون عليه لبدا

And that when the Servant of Allah stood up supplicating Him, they almost became about him a compacted mass.

As for the authenticity of the particular chain in the question, it has been classed as Sahih by some such as Shakir and Da'eef by others such as al-Arnaa’oot , because there are varying reports on whether Amr al-Bakali (عمرو البكالي) was a Sahabi or a Tabi and whether he learnt hadith from Abdullah Ibn Masud.

t. Mohamaden

Forgot pic

im sorry my bradaaar, i have gomitted a great sin today i'm sure Allah will forgive me. inshallah the world will know the truth and beauty of isleem

there's one about muh genies (Lmao) but this one is about al zutt, which is a people

that's why it goes to the lenghts that it does describing you, the muzshit, their penises, that's why the guy "sits down" in an attempt to guard himself from them, he is protecting his literal anus

and me, i don't even need this stupid shit, i have not mentioned it once and you stupid muzshits still avoid me like the allahplague, which is isselfse a mircule (of isssssssleeeeeeeeme)

go ahead and give this a spin, mohamaden

whoa! i Brayeded to allahs and his masingire and it WORKED???

this is a mircule

a mircule of isssssssleeeeeeeeemse

non muslims do non muslim things

Incredible, maybe christpaganry isn't so bad after all

only a memeflagged muzshit could look at the dumbest thing on earth (a shitdith about monkeys stoning an adulterous monkey)(ayy lmao) and ascribe to it the dumbest mental gymnastics that don't even apply

this is a mircule, askschsuallly, OF issleeeeeeeemse

it's musnad ahmad, as sunni as sunni gets
and i just checked, it's legit:

shamela.ws/book/98139/1712#p1

What are hOLy BoOks always such gibberish?

Mohammed gets gang raped by a bunch of Indian guys

This resonates with their observed behaviour in the wild. Its historicity is very high.

bradaar i gonverted to isleeem 2 weeks ago, i am now part of the ummah. you gonvinced me to revert to the true religion. i can't thank you enough

Objectifies men by forcing them to cover up below the midriff and knees

Imagine not wearing shorts.

Thanks zuttbro, its nice to know gay gangbangs are halal. I finally understand why the queers love you faggots.

You can wear shorts if it covers the knees. But it's forbidden to wear anything going below the ankles

Saudis have been blowing up Yemen for approximately a decade.

Thanks zuttbro, gay gangbangs are halal now.

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Yes, you turned them against the turks and made them into your personal sockpuppet