This is the future you chose foids...

Oh no, I assure you, as an american male, if you take off this back support I'm wearing, there's HUGE TITTIES.

We have the cheeseburgers to make it real.

Going to be a field day for foot fetishists when everyone needs to post barefoot pics to prove they're not height-larping.

I wore 3 inch lifts and this chick from the club made out with me then took me back to her hotel (she was on a business trip), noticed my weird giant boots and wanted me to stand up after I took them off. Somehow I talked her out of me doing that lmao

can confirm

6'0 Chad

Based

skate shoes

can't skate in them

follow up post, the trick is to always wear jeans, all the girls I've been with when we get into bed I kick my shoes off underneath it

I feel like 3 inch is the limit. Above that people can tell you wear lifts.

Actually, true. anything above 3 inches, and you won't be able to put your foot in the shoe.

Is there a reason you can’t wear clothes that fit

I'm 6'4" and 190 lbs. I care not for such things.

yes, I want to be over 6'0. that's the reason

LMFAO and I get bitches everyday at 5”7

You realize how impractical this is when people ask you to take your shoes in off in the house

that tiny shoe size 8 foot

Hahahaha
Nobody is falling for it

when people ask you to take your shoes in off in the house

I hardly date Asian girls once or twice

Just wear boots

It's a size 11 actually

I'm 6ft tall and would wear these just to ignore women and make them seethe but the problem is that I have long leg:torso ratio already. these would just make me look like my ass starts halfway up my back.

Chad if you have a good looking face as well. Though 190 lbs at 6'4 feels borderline framcel tier.

wouldnt that just look like youre wearing high heels?

Crazy sob did it

I wear size 9.5, am 6ft tall, and have 7.5in pecker. it is hard to find socks that fit though.

It do be like that

why bother?
why not just end women's rights completely and make women property and enforce monogamy by law?
men can just simply do this and there's not shit that women could do about it
what does society gain by allowing women to have rights?
compare that to the gain of ending women's rights: increased birth rates, increased productivity, reduced rates of bitching, better fiscal policies at the federal level

Is that the same guy in the top Pic? Holy shit, talk about hitting the wall.

You should not have to debase yourself and alter your posture to impress roasties.

Picrel: me at the club

Yeah good luck.

This faggot put a ruler up to his cock in some absurd rite of validation-seeking.

kek

just date a short girl? It's not like you are forced to date tall people. Hell one of my best friend was literally a dwarf, I was taller than his entire family at age 13, it was funny desu but still his parents found eachother and managed to generate offspring so maybe don't get demoralized by psy ops find your soulmate and fuck. It's not rocket science really.

Different times brother. You need to try 10 times harder for a girl 5 times worse than your grandma. It's called hoeflation.

women over 25 don't care about hairlines unless you are in denial and try to hide it and keep it long. pic rel is more accurate.

Ending row v wade was deflationary though

I havw always been confident being 5'6 and I even managed to fuck some women, but it's retarded to be honorable nowadays. Women wear makeup, use filters and wear padded bras, using a small insert in your shoes is a no brainer.

It's cute you think people can't tell lil' bro. You're the dude wearing pants in 80+ degree weather or you're wearing shorts and your ankle length socks are sticking 5 inches out of your shoe. lol

Adam Lanza was based

This. Without makeup, shapewear, filters etc, hoeflation wouldn't be as bad as it is today.

I hate high heels on women

are you perhaps gay?

You're not an actual man if you wear shorts, jeans, T-shirts, or sneakers (exception for the Rhodesian Security Forces)

Wear a fake rubber dick over your babby dick and then you'll be a REAL man, kek.

No, average height in India is less than that (and a lot smellier)

That's a bullshit arbitrary number. Don't be a fake faggot just for women. They aren't worth it in the least.

This is what we've come to? I'm 6"0 in combat boots already.

I have a decent sized dick though. No need for that.

Measure from his asshole

I swear it's big, internet!!!!

You're not an actual man if you wear shorts, jeans, T-shirts, or sneakers (exception for the Rhodesian Security Forces)

agree with shorts, but there's nothing wrong with wearing fitting jeans and a t shirt to buy groceries. Sweatpants, tracksuits, hoodies and graphic t-shirts and backpacks are manchild tier.

You sure about that? You know women don't tell you the truth about that...

women over 25 don't care about hairlines

I don’t care about women over 25

for the uninitiated, the goal of women is to get as many platonic men doing shit for her as possible ("friend", "uncle," "mentor," "neighbor," "group member ___",) while fucking only an extremely specific minority of men. This was deemed "beta bux, alpha fux" in the 2010s, and known by terms like the ladder theory, the friend zone, bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes, etc. in the preceding years.

laddertheory.com/

Looks are not to be discounted. I see many girls revert to about a seventh grade emotional level when they see some guy at the club, or some guy from a crappy movie. I think everyone has seen this phenomena, and it seems to have become an alarming trend in women of increasing age.

You think you are so clever, we don't care about men with an IQ under 130

bitch going about her day with a stack of MENSA tests in her purse

theonion.com/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friendship-w-1819584582/

But If We Started Dating It Would Ruin Our Friendship Where I Ask You To Do Things And You Do Them

No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don’t have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego.

theonion.com/im-sorry-but-i-only-date-men-my-friends-are-afraid-mig-1819584029/

Listen, Doug, you seem like a really nice guy. You’re even kind of cute, in a well-adjusted sort of way. All in all, you seem really harmless, and that’s the problem. I’m looking for someone with that special something that makes my friends worry I might suddenly disappear without a trace and never be heard from again.

You missed it man, I was hoping you would say "I don't care about women over 130lbs"

So 5'10 manlet you're saying?

Thanks Mr Skeltal

He's got the Chris Pronger feet

Yup. 5'10 and a half to be exact.

And a half

Fucking kek

Let me guess. Only a suit and tie is acceptable? lol fucking office eunuch

I don't say the half part irl I just round down

What does not being born as a 6'1" straight white man feel like?

I am 6'2 and will start wearing these so i can keep mogging you

Height beyond 6'3 is pointless unless you live in nordic countries.

Also you need a good physique and face to mog.

Also you need a good physique and face to mog.

Already have these

Height beyond 6'3 is pointless

Cope

It's true. The average male height in romance novel is 6'2-6'4. Most modelling agencies don't like men taller than 6'4. Most elite mma fighters are also within this height range.

how's the weather up there

I would mog the shit out of you on the street, your girl would get wet over me and you can't even properly cope with it kek

It's kind of shitty but then I remember I'm not a nigger so it's really not so bad. It helps to have an attractive face too.

yeah nah. keep coping though

I would mog the shit out of you on the street, your girl would get wet over me and you can't even properly cope with it kek

Post a selfie of you fist-bumping a train.

5'6 is 5'8 now with shit balance. Nice bro.

The MMA fighters don't get much taller than that because of weight restrictions, not because under 6'3 is superior for fighting.

I hate that I thought about it - If I was really EVER in this situation I’m going lift underneath the fucking sock kek. I will not have a roastie go from looking up to me to not even being able to make eye contact after she loses attraction immediately. Double pair of socks lift to bare ass foot.

Indeed, it could always be worse.

imagine making your whole life a circus act playing for the approval of others. a real man can outperform everyone else regardless of disadvantages. stop thinking like a woman

at that point why not get one of them crazy demon impersonator implants but for the bottom of your foot?

You have to stop giving a shit about what women think. A woman knowing you don't give a fuck about her opinion will make her like you way more than you being fake tall.

failure to properly assess your target falls on (You)

weight restrictions, not because under 6'3 is superior for fighting

Even a 7' male in good shape can be under the 265 needed for UFC's Heavyweight division.
The truth is that really tall men aren't good at hand fighting. I'm a little king and every time I've sparred or scrapped against really tall guys, over 6'3 or 4", I've always just gone for a single leg takedown. They do not like falling. They un-enjoy hitting the ground much more than short guys. They shit themselves if you lift them off the ground.
This is an assymetry of the world. Someone Shaq's size could in theory absolutely dominate MMA but never will because guys that size don't like falling down.

yea so did your pecker grow with these lifts, i dont think so retard.

i got a good question for the manlet collective, how exactly did you make your penis grow with these lifts?

Damn you guys are gay

A man who is 7' and 265 is going to be a twig. That would be like a 6'3 heavyweight needing to cut to like 180.

modern men will do anything except stop giving a fuck what foids think

only the illusion of height matters

8*5,6 monster cock chad here, good luck with your pussy lifts.

They'll be calling this "height rape" by the end of the year.

are you offering to deepthroat him?

I wear linen trousers, linen shirts, linen blazers and drive a Ferrari because I'm basically Don Johnson except i wear better shirts.

But th answer to your question is to wear trousers, slacks, or pants, dress shirts, polos, or sweaters, leather shoes that don't have the boomer squished soles, a belt, and a fucking fedora, you faggot.

I think God gave me a 6'4 height and huge package because he knows I would've done something horrible if I didnt have these to fall back on.
I'm fat now but im old. I had my fun in my younger days.

Just wear boots if you really are that desperate. they're the best things you can put on your feet, anyway.

The height thing is 50% biological and 50% a social media meme that impressionable modern women fall into, like the green text bubbles. It matters to some women, but not nearly as much as many people say. If you spend time around females that don't live in modernity they'll say they've never thought about it much of the time.

Attraction actually doesn't work like a series of check-boxes that someone must cross off to be eligible, but people tend to want to systematize things so they come up with "requirements" and "red flags" that for whatever reason make sense to them. If they actually do find someone attractive and (it can happen) fall in love, they'll just find a way to rationalize it.

And yet, that's a healthy weight at that height. Weird how biology limits us.
Personally I think UFC should have an unlimited class like sumo and the old days. I know heavywieghts can fight above 265 in non-title fights but they should have something so we can get Akebono vs the 7' twig.

5'7 is the ideal male height.

no belt

Kills me everytime.

Is that the He'eia Kea harbor in Hawaii?
Nice ulua damn. That pic takes me back. Lucky bastard

/fa

My boots add about an inch or inch and a half making me about 6’1in boots.

Wtf is wrong with backpacks if you gotta haul a lot of shit around?

Kek, fratboy gone boomer? Cunts like that are always just an inch away from being homosexual

fedora

I rest my case

Is that the same guy in the top Pic? Holy shit, talk about hitting the wall.

No lol, not sure who the top guy is but the one on the bottom is some Brazilian model

Backpack is situational but adult men in a business setting should carry a briefcase, even if it requires a strap. Backpacks make you look like a student, or worse, a Jeet.

t. bag connousier

he doesn't use pecker lifts

I'm 188 cm tall.

Let's assume that the normal height range for a man is upward of 175 cm.

Everyone shorter is a midget

Midget = faggot

I will never let a faggot take any part in my life.

Drive out the midgets, mock them, show them in every way possible that they are outcasts.

A midget is not a human, it's a degraded thing, envious creature, a cripple inside and outside

NEVER forget this, GOOD PEOPLE!

taking into consideration anything a woman prefers

fucking cringe lol i will continue being 5'11'' and nut inside bitches with daddy issues regardless