Let alone get laid.
Like, how hard is it to install Tinder and swipe? If that doesn’t work, go to a bar, talk to real girls, touch grass.
If you still can't game, here's the secret recipe: lose weight, get your hygiene in check, and develop a sense of humor. That’s it. How fucking hard is that? You've got no excuses.
The only way you fuckups can positively contribute to society is by breeding and helping the economy grow, so go out there and do that