Brit/pol/ - Dick pic consent edition

be harvey price

sleepy time

can't sleep tho

feeling naughty

mummy's asleep

don't care

want mummy cummy time

get into bed with mummy

blind so can't see where mummys foof is

have to rely on sense of smell instead

follow the fishy aroma

found it!

"hello you cunt"

He's blind? grim, I thought he was only pretending to be retarded

Luv Harv, me.

You think so?

Sending dic pics is one of the biggest icks/red flags out there i am shocked it isnt taught in schools to avoid.

Turns out harvey is a retard of the highest order, I thought it was a larp

I'm brown but I don't want to get sent back to my parents country when reimigration starts

North of England complains about being abandoned and ignored by the government

government finally starts paying attention to the norf

sends thousands of immigrants up there

Careful what you wish for, when you draw the eye of sauron.

wew lad harv quints

digits

He regularly campaigns against people like you

I don't want to get sent back to my parents

don't blame you, you're still going though

I thought he was josh tier thick but still a sentient creature but no and the bitch was milking him for $$, turns out the cunt is legit profusely mentally retarded

I'm slightly concerned. I fly sometimes on public aircraft via a hub and other times direct on private jet to several european destinations.
When i go through a hub and enter Schengen i go through passport control at the hub, when i fly direct theres no passport control sometimes, they just don't check (usually small provincial airstrips)
What will happen when the ees gates come in? What's to prevent illegal immigrants using private jets like me and choosing small airports to land at.
A 10-12 seater on a 2 hr flight is rougly £12-16k, that's £1.6k per illegal which is probably less than they spend on a boat.
Smaller private jets would be even cheaper AND be able to land at smaller airfields.
Concerning.

Suitcase or coffin, as the Algerians said

Checked. I think most mixed race people have something going on mentally. I've worked with lots of black lads who to be fair to them just get on with it and are usually pretty quiet, and obviously lots of whites, but every single mixed race person I've worked with including women are a fucking pain in the arse, constantly on to HR, well he's bipolar so we have to take a different route in getting his full potential out of him, yeah, or we could just sack the weird little pug faced abomination. They've all got a proper chip on their shoulder as well

blacks on the promotional stand as well kek

Outbreeding depression.

If she says no then cut all conversations with her.
She ain't interested in your dick. She ain't interested in a relationship.
Men and women cannot be friends. It's not how it works.

A horse has literally just gone past.

i remember that video when charlie kirk went up against a room full of groypers, that was pretty funny

Local elections were merely a month ago

Reform won 677 council seats

They have already lost SIX of them

1. Donna Edmunds of Shropshire (after a mere 3 days, she was suspended for threatening to defect in support of Rupert Lowe)

2. Luke Shingler of Warwickshire (Employed with the RAF so not allowed to be part of the party but was listed as Reform on the ballot anyway)

3. Desmond Clarke of Nottinghamshire (unknown reasons, he probably thought he wasn't even going to win. £70k for the price tag despite Reform boasting about introducing a version of DOGE to the UK)

4. Andrew Kilburn of Durham (was already employed with the council which made him legally ineligible to run. Another by-election costing 70k)

5. Wayne Titley of Staffordshire (suspended after it was revealed he said on facebook that the small boats should have a volley of gun fire aimed at sinking them)

6. Mark Broadhurst of Doncaster (suspended after it was revealed he tweeted an image saying Hitler would have been a legend had he targeted muslims instead of jews)

some Labour fella in Scotland defected to Reform so I guess net is -5 since 1st May but still that's pretty embarrassing lads.
Why are they so incompetent?
Is the choice only ex-tories and retards?
Because neither excites me.

Maybe I'm showing my age here but why are dominos pizzas £30?

6 out of 677

it's over

if you do a "deal" (which you're forced to do whether you like it or not), that's cut down to £15.
Which is still pretty bad but not £30.

It's always been a rip off.
That being said, I live in London and whenever some local restaurant puts its flyer through my door, their prices aren't far off that.
For a large (12-13'') you're looking at the 12-13 quid mark.

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go to the deals page lad, it's like a 50% difference

because everything is fucking expensive for no reason and companies use "inflation" as an excuse

as a yank, you are unfamilliar with the concept of the humble freddo but you are absolutely correct

protip: no woman actually likes to see a penis, nor do anything with it sexually. it is revolting to women but they pretend to like it because men never shutup about it.

Do you need a licence to drive a horse?

Do you guys mind if I send you dick picks?

Stupid mick bitch, they were getting killed by jewish terrorists in Palestine

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Mad how Reform candidates get investigated but other parties have genuine muslim terrorists in government seats.

.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn05e6423dxo.amp

Palestine activists convicted of harassing minister

Two women have been convicted of harassing a government minister.

Cardiff Magistrates' Court heard that justice minister and Pontypridd MP Alex Davies-Jones was "terrified" after being confronted by two pro-Palestine activists while campaigning.

Illegal to hold you MP to account

Based
Thanks Russian bro's
I have no enmity towards you either, Please ignore the international media

Is that a lot? Hard to know without comparison. And Reform being bad at vetting is literally their only selling point, it's a good thing

having some rancid muhammedon scratching his arse then handling your food

ngmi

Starmer WILL have his war. He's a Labour PM. That's what they do.

remember guys

see josh

filter josh

he comes in many guises:
paki poster
muslim flag poster
malaysian flag poster
random mutts saying bad shit about UK but with British spelling poster
block
dago
bogdan
multiple foren flags with 1pbtid

nor do we need to

Truth. Our government are doing just fine attacking and destroying us.

After 1 month?
yes
Doesn't help that Nige put on a tinfoil hat during the 2024 election after being confronted by Fiona Bruce in that the vetting company was a bunch of globalist labour voters or something inane like that
A year later he's still facing the same issues.

Want him to succeed because christ knows the other options are dogshite but fuck me it's pretty embarrassing thus far.

This is so wrong lmao. When a girl is horny she actually wants to suck dick and get fucked. But most women have been socialised not to talk about it openly, and if you're an ugly fuck you're never gonna see it personally.

when you order takeaway food, you are ordering from hitler
but instead of hitler, it's a paki
i once saw a documentary where a guy ordered 10 takeaway milkshakes in a girls name, then tested them on arrival
4 of them had spunk in
they were all delivered by pakis

it's amazing how normies actually believe Russia would have some interest in invading kek

one of my neighbours ordered a dominoes not long ago and I was in the garden with the dog and this muzzrat delverywog comes walking asking for directions, naturally the dog goes over to investigate and the cunt shit himself and started gesturing to me as if i gave a fuck lmao

that the vetting company was a bunch of globalist labour voters

They probably were desu, guessing this was after Tice was using HNH to vet? And I want Farage to fail, he personally has to fail to get us where we need to be

who'd want to conquer this shitshow

list of the nonce's favourite phrases to filter

yano

scran

laa

bogdan

bogscran

newfag

good lad

Personally I love willies

Hello, newfag.

willies

faggot

dogs always bark at muslims

offt, Thank you

*Domino’s

they've got that 6th sense for evil spirits init

so it is

absolute state of that yenta

xcancel.com/mikeysmith/status/1929629673908060471#m

There have been reductions of 75% in child mortality and 50% in child injury in some areas of London since introducing 20mph limits.

Separate studies have found 20mph limits reduce all accidents by 35%.

The only argument I’ve ever heard in favour of abolishing 20mph limits is that they’re annoying to people who want to drive fast.

Sounds like dysgenics desu

Cast asunder by a possessive apostrophe.
The fate of many, my friend.

don't worry, no pakis where I live, all the blacks scare them off I think

yes comrade smith, these rumour are wery stupid. we british are so silly to think that the mighty russian have a desire to spread beyond their glorious empire.

Not wrong.
Dogs fucking hate them.

all the blacks scare them off I think

Cos that's better innit

youtu.be/aVJmPn-yFJ81NcbK_uIeZAjSJXv

so you live next to niggers, lad ?

they are all scared shitless of dogs, which begs the question why no-one has considered battle hounds in the RaceWar™

Or the absence of spirit.

Guys can you please impregnate more white women? I don't want to live in a world full of brownoids

t. whitest romanian

kys gypsie fag

Ever notice how police never get the dogs out for ethnic protests and riots?

Probably. Or be a Jipo.

There’s no paki’s or nogs around where I live.
Unfortunately that’s because all the fucking Slavs scare them away, we’ve got thousands of the fuckers.
Every cloud.

stop stealing peoples stuff

no

Seymour buttz

don't mention sex in brit/pol/ you'll set them off

Your ancestors fought for gyppos having rights and freedumbs, not my problem

They're just a convenient bogeyman for them because they are white-adjacent. Blame Russia for Brexit, for Trump, for backing anyone you don't like basically.

Slavs

somewhat useful albeit

webm

it's literally impossible not to love british women, they have warrior spirit

The Poles and Ukrainians are ok.
The Romanians and Bulgarians are fucking scum, on par with dog shit, utterly unworthy of life.

wife

you probably never met an actual romanian in your life

britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!

What should replace GDP as the most import metric/metrics a country uses?

Living Wage

House prices to average wage ratio

Cost of pint vs minimum wage

Fertility Rate

Romanians aren't slavs though
Bulgarians have just had too much turkic influence over the years

Sorry sweaty, snopes debunked this as evil propaganda, we need to give another 600 gorillion to the jewkraine asap and let in 150 million wogs to beat putler

If only that were true.
Fuck off, gyppo.

Brit gran has holiday from Hell in Corfu where all inclusive hotel had no English food

"There was pasta and salads, none of this was marked [labelled]. One night there was a Greek night and they had kebabs, I couldn't eat that.

If there's one thing you expect wherever you go in the world, it's a plate of chips.

There was fish, sardines and rice - I was sick to death of looking at rice.

thesun.co.uk/news/35240798/brit-gran-holiday-hell-no-english-food/

damn. why can't we save that money

The one the national socialist used to back their currency

xcancel.com/johnmcdonnellMP/status/1929819892959584334#m

John McDonnell has signed my motion on Lucy Connolly, alongside Tory and Labour MPs.

Lucy Connolly should not be in prison - it’s just wrong.

MPs from across the House are coming together to demonstrate their unhappiness.

Thank you, @johnmcdonnellMP.

Just to clarify, my name went on this EDM as a result of an administrative error. It has now been withdrawn.

lol, just like Corbyn

only white Romanian award

negresses have fat asses so yes
Yeah fucking loads of them, used to just be chinks and a few indians

The only thing she stole was my heart

uses a literal olympic athlete as an example

lol

they try to replicate it all the time
like
watching niggers try to build the Colosseum

buy a caravan and move to wales or something kek

Can we ask them to make some? We need to be finished off

What should replace GDP as the most import metric/metrics a country uses?

GDP per capita with a memecoin to replace petrodollar

I was going to impregnate a hot romanian babe I worked with but the chippy was only open for another hour and I wanted to get there for dinner before it closed.

They offered her £100 in holiday vouchers - but Susan claims some people were offered more after complaining and declined the olive branch.

oh how surprising

uses a literal romanian as an example

ftfy

Newfags like you don’t know Harv was a semi-successful super soldier breeding programme

most mongoloid looking whites i've ever seen

MPs from across the House are coming together to demonstrate their unhappiness

Okay and how about the other thousand or so people they locked up for twitter posts? How about they all come together to oust starmer for declaring half the population of the country as "mindless far-right thugs"?
Pathetic.

vlad the impaler is the only romanian i know of tb h

Paris Wilson, 34, is accused of killing Danny Cahalane, who was targeted at his home in Plymouth, Devon, in February.

The ex-probation officer was previously accused of conspiracy to murder and kidnap and participating in the activity of an organised crime group.

She was charged with murder alongside Israel Augustus, 25, Abdul-Rasheed Adedoja, 22, Ramarnee Bakas-Sithole, 22, Brian Kalemba, 22, and Isanah Sungum, 21.

thesun.co.uk/news/35238984/mum-charged-murder-ex-acid-attack/

fucking white women

I'll go back to my country

most convincing argument for conscription I've ever seen

memeflag

1pbtid

calling someone a newfag

filtered

There'll be a special law letting them stay so they don't face the trauma of leaving

using anti-bullying software

having a melty because someone called him a newfag

lmao

why are you using meme flags ?

disgusting

I know someone who was on the council list for 7 years and they were offered a council flat the other day, they'd ask to be emailed with time they'd be able to go and view it and when they did receive the email, it informed them they weren't being offered the property and were being removed from the list because their circumstances had changed since they applied (7 years ago) and were no longer homeless. Is that even allowed? What the fuck, lads?

imagine outing yourself so hard by not looking at the ids
pathetic

I'm a virulent anti-semite lads

Because I’m Jewish

It would be a breach of their human rights to conscript them. They are poor, desperate refugees fleeing from war. You can't conscript them and send them right back into a warzone, that would be cruel. No, better to arm the natives and send us to their country to sort out their problems for them.

employing pajeets

asif

Melty

that's a pretty good slogan though

I seen two jeets in a converted transit fan trying to sell kebabs at the local park. They just had a sticker on the van that said "funky foods" or some shit, who the fuck is going there?

you wish you were that important
sad fat nonce

Tree hugger has done you all

Might have sex with God

Anyway, what did we all have for din dins, lads?

all modern wars are created to further white genocide

normies at the park

trading standards would have a field day

fatty gets spotted
random foren flags appear
lmao hes having a meltdown again because hes so easy to spot. sad fat nonce

God save the King

probably so they can drug kids or something
but yeah who would buy kebabs from a van, sold by jeets kek

imagine if we kicked every bame that came here since 2000 out, cheap housing, plenty of jobs, higher wages, functioning health service, lower policing, lower crime, a renaissance in culture, better education, less rubbish
you could solve 90% of our problems with this one simple trick

That's pretty funny

What metric would this be called?

Gentleman.

It was done against pajeets, in uganda with machetes.

Gentleman

OR you could do a military coup like what was done against the pajeets in fiji

muslims: 19,182,000

not nearly enough

Or you could just vote them out and strip them of citizenship, like what was done to the pajeets in Burma

India needs to be nuked. Swarm of stinking locusts.

It’s the EII.
Ethnic
Inconvenience
Index
You start with a score of 100 and lose one basis point every time one of them causes you grief.

a BAME called me about my pip today

weetin bein de problem

ffs
I wasn't expecting to get approved anyway and now i know for sure I won't

age 22

weetin bein de problem

What

And troons, Why wont anybody think of the troon!?!?

I swear, This bigotry

exactly

More.

She should preach for LGBTQ equity when she's over there.

is that a tranny ?

very based fijians

That would lead to a new baby boom.

right up the arse
650 times per night
no talking
slap her face with it if she speaks

did you find out what it means

I mean, they literally talk on their propaganda TV shows about how Britain is a bigger threat than even America, and joke about bombing London

scotch jock bastid clews
rumble.com/v6u9dgr-have-you-seen-madeleine.html?e9s=src_v1_upp

Also Bhutan

fuck, that's heartwarming.

DISCIPLINE

youtu.be/5MpujQ_y3RU
thoughts?

nigger had my file right there, asking me what the problem is
like can you actually fucking read? or maybe she was trying to catch me out

Pidgin will be our official language soon.
bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cy4ew8dmg8no

i know it's a characature but

capitalism has failed

able to aquire drugs from a black market propped up by capitalism

Even after half a century, they still managed to save it?
That is pretty remoralising. Where there's a will, there's a way.

Who would pay the boomers' pension then?

The only yacht girl not getting pooed on

Nooooo

Good evening kraut/pol/

bombaclot

They didn't have 80 years of self hate brainwashing though lad

happy Tuesday night

Personal experience is a good counter. And now everyone has to see niggers and pakis for what they really are.

right up the arse

based

there are more bames claiming benefits than boomers so that wouldn't be a problem

BBC says the same
Ignore the media jew is the new agreement

All my niggas where the fuck you at?

i'm gonna need a source on that one lilbro

they're out living their lives chill

source I pulled it out of my arse but it's common sense that total cost of our bamefestation would easily pay for the boomers and anyway they're holding all the wealth already, just means test their state pensions

Cor imagine her moaning "how dare you" as you ram your meat up her shitpipe.

Nice bit of Wensleydale Gromit?
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1748977497021823.webm

just means test their state pensions

awful policy that rewards the unproductive, just scrap the triple lock

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FUCKINGHAMSHIRE

Fair enough.

KEK

WEW

what the fuck is taco cheese? does she mean grated cheese? cheddar?

BAME is Black, Asian "minority ethnic"..
You need sources to tell you niggers and pakis don´t work?

who knew a nice bit of gouda is BAME kryptonite

why should the state give money to olds who are sitting on piles of cash, if they have say 100k then just stop paying them anyway the point is that we can easily survive and thrive without bames

saw a webm of some bird brapping with her signature scandinavian pigtails on a chair with her voice super imposed over it and it expelled my sides into orbit

I mean, they are literally lactose intolerant, fake "cheese" only

and if we need foreign workers just let them come work and then fuck off, do workers in dubai get citizenship, free health care and education and housing and voting rights when they work there

Because they'll just transfer it to their kids or a trust and avoid officially owning anything. Why also pay out for spastics for can't plan for their retirement and save? Perverse incentives. Removing the triple lock and inflating the sum away over time while decrease the pay outs for new subscribers and emphasising private pensions is the way to go, make it no longer the state's responsibility

Really not too fond of niggers, if I'm being completely honest

what do they drink instead of milk

Hinduism is basically a nothing religion. They don't impose on anyone really.

How odd. I thought the large number of fighting age men that migrated there would love to join the military

whatever anon I just want to deal with the bamefestation, whatever it takes

No, they just murder christians randomly.

Purple drank

One post and it's about Hinduism.

doin it n doin it n doin it well
doin it n doin it n doin it well
doin it n doin it n doin it well

Who thinks the ministry of love should be replaced by the ministry of wonderfulness?

do workers in dubai get citizenship, free health care and education and housing and voting rights when they work there

No, but they do get exhorbitant wages to account for that loss.
UAE is full of Irish Doctors on 20000 euro monthly wages.

I will voluntarily reject healthcare, education, housing, voting rights, citizenship rights if the NHS pays me 15000 gpb a month, tax free, in wages.

Two can play that game, fuckboy.

No taxation without.. what?
Without.. what?

Ministry of willies

only time she's allowed to stop is to make me some swedish meatballs

Except their smell, oh and their entire social structure

It's not about the religion

Rename bank of england to ministry of pound

how tf are normies not rioting yet
aren't they all out of work/money by now? tf is going on

Niggas hate on a nigga but niggas don't know what a nigga bin thru

Why even send dick pics?

buy an ad
why do you always post that same twatter account? you're either that account, or obsessed with it

Nobody pounds the British better than him

Ministry of dindins

Klarna pay in 3 loans and universal credit

incel mindset

majority of foreign workers in dubai are low skilled not fucking doctors and the point remains we can have foreign workers without them becoming residents cunt

Pointing this out is a racist hate crime.

uc can't be enough to survive on these days
especially not if you're single and don't have 5 nigger kids to claim child bennies

its getting close

Antisemitic too

Big ass titties

the point remains we can have foreign workers without them becoming residents cunt

Not with the shit tier wages you pay, faggot.
Not anyone competent from a country that isn´t bottom barrel.

when do you reckon it all comes crashing down
fucking tired of waiting for the recession, me

Christ. The economy should have collapsed by now and the fact it hasn't leads me to suspect they've got lots of measures in place

About 1971

squirty cheese basically, also these are the people saying white people don't season they food and yet she sneered at all those cheese

It doesn't crash. It lingers like an elderly care home resident with dementia, living an extra 20 years on drugs and suffering.

Isn't the UK currently attacking Russian infrastructure? Doesn't that make us a legitimate war target?

i think it *has* to crash, the bank of england cunts even said they're trying to fucking *induce* a recession
because that's the only way they can start up the money printer again
they can't start it up while rates are at 4%

plenty of foreigners working for shit wages already so your point is shit cuntnigger

Doesn't that make us a legitimate war target?

hopefully m8

I know what BAME means you little man. Why are you even replying if you have reading comprehension issues?

You need sources to tell you niggers and pakis don´t work?

I need a source that there are more bames claiming benefits than boomers. which is false

it's common sense that total cost of our bamefestation would easily pay for the boomers

that's a different subject and unfathomably incorrect. These first/second generation bames don't invest or buy property, they spend it all on goods and services, money basically goes back into the system and pension fund.And whatever was spent on housing them is insignifiant compared to how many boomers need to have their huge state-pensions on time.

You have an ageing population lilbro, 'no pussy no work' doesn't work IRL, jews will bring all kinds of non-whites into your country just to keep the hamsterwheel spinning. Those are the facts ,welcome to cuckpitalism.

How's Japan doing?

Stir fried veg with some noodles, and a pork chop fried in best butter with plenty of ground rock salt.

they're fucked, if that's what you're asking
they stupidly just went along with the MMT retardation because theyre servile little globohomo tools so they basically deserve it
i'm not in favour of it, don't get me wrong
i'm saying i just want to get out ahead of whatever these cunts are planning

God I love it when our economy implodes because most of my savings are on the NASDAQ.

I hope they don't glass London, that would be a terrible shame, burnt, blind radioactive BAMEs slowly shuffling out of the smouldering ruins

They're looking to mandate at least 50% of investments being in based in Britain

Understood.
Firing up the money printers was Japan's idea now they are stuck doubling their money base each time and 240% GDP.
Current system was only created with bretton woods.
It didn't even last 100 years

mutant bames is not something you want

yeah it's only been like 50 years
and we've got clown world 11

Just think, after a few of those pints she (her tits) will be putty in your hands.

Debt to GDP**

kwispy

And they will look up me the prepper, begging me for a tin of beans and I will look down and whisper "no"

New

Nothing in this country is worth investing in though. Like literally nothing.

That's the exact reason why they want to do it

plenty of foreigners working for shit wages already

Yes, the pakis that rape your kids.
They´re cheap but come with problems from the factory.

I need a source

Data doesn´t exist because the UK isn´t waaaycist and doesn´t do those studies. Go use Danish ones.
Since you´re Romanian, post data showing how much crime rate is gipsy in Romania.
It doesn´t exist either.. NGOs seethe if you measure browns being animals.

Invest in britain so they can spend all the gains on infinite wogs as they continually demand more

it's cheese with taco seasoning in it...if you don't know what taco seasoning is idk how i can help you further. is great for quick cheese tacos if you drunk or need a quick snack ie: tortilla with taco cheese microwaved for 20 seconds. is also pretty good for topping casseroles and the like

that's cabinet material thinking right there

His hair is like his life. An intricate web of lies and deceipt built on a flimsy foundation blown away by the slightest breeze or questioning

America is a fate gone wrong.

why so eager to get inside? is there a virgin trad wife for sale or somsing?