Brit/pol/ - tinted windshields edish

Sentencing Council suspends two-tier guidelines after backlash

telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/03/31/sentencing-council-suspends-two-tier-guidelines-backlash/

Car accident that has left Jeffrey Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre with 'only four days left to live' was just a 'minor crash', say Australian police

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14557167/Epstein-victim-Virginia-Giuffre-bus-crash.html

Major changes to crack down on small boats gangs as Meta, X and TikTok attend UK summit

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/major-changes-crack-down-small-34956965

Three killed after car crashes into bus and sparks huge inferno in west London

metro.co.uk/2025/04/01/three-killed-car-crashes-bus-sparks-huge-inferno-22826874/

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yeah they call that taqwa

I always liked the X3

I came to the conclusion long ago that the vast majority of people are really too stupid to understand anything in detail.
By definition, half the people out there are below average IQ. These people are morons. Anyone below about 130 IQ probably doesn't have the ability to comprehend complex systems and so will take most things they encounter at face value.
That means that <5%, or 1 in 20, are mentally capable of understanding, but not all of them will for various reasons, i.e. availability of information, indoctrination, autism, laziness, etc. So it's probably more like 1 in 50-100 or even less that really have the opportunity, drive and ability to underatand what's going on around them. The rest are just cogs in a machine, the lights are on but nobody is home.

R8 my thesis out of 8 m8

Its spelt tequila

BMW are built to fail, had 3 BMWs and wont have any more

bureaucracy breeds mediocrity

£25 for Croc Legend of the Gobbos on GOG. fuck that

intelligent people are just more annoying and wriggly

Is birmingham just one of your muslim containment zones?

i failed at basic maintenance

yikes

yes. The most dysfunctional one

nope. always did everything either on time or early cos best mate is a mechanic. full service history

One of many, and no, it's not contained at all. Just how it is now init.

Modern cars are shite

you should see what it's like walking down new street lad
beyond shocking

yeah i want a land rover from 1990 kek
everyone says don't do it though

For me it's the fact they themselves know they can't swim but still get in the water. Just like the milk allergy story

sour grapes

what models

They'll be taxing those old reliable ones to death. Fucking sad that.

Anyone that likes love island goes into the <100 bracket
Anyone who takes an interest in politics goes into the >100 bracket

What's the milk allergy story

Fraggle rock

I Clapped For Carers
I got the vax
I got the boosters
I supported Ukraine
I stood with Israel
I condemned the violent riots
I venerated Paddington
I watched Adolescence
I guess you could say I'm a good citizen and a great person

If you have a tinted windscreen on your car, you're brown. Simpul az

I miss blocknonce

Did you condemn social media racism against black England players during the world cup?

But have you housed boatwogs?

2 x 3 series
1 x 1 series

clicked on the wrong bloody post again

yeah everything modern is built the same way, plastic shit everywhere, little clips holding everything together, infinite rattles

may as well just buy chinese from the get go
at least you save money skipping the 'not chinese' markup

Yes, because the footbamers did exceptionally well getting as far as they did
Football fans are the most fickle creatures

318i? 120d? couldn't keep entry level commuter cars running but good luck with the range rover no sarcasm im rooting for you

Sounds like effort

Translation

im to poor to own a vehicle

GET YOUR TITS OUT
GET YOUR TITS OUT
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS

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right? why can't poor people just grow up?

says the car renter
none of you people buy cars you just rent them

Same goes for the engines. So fucking sensitive, requires hours of work just to reach a simple sensor, no thanks.

1pbtid

The new issue in Britain is that they're adding a "luxury car" tax for vehicles over 40k, where the new car market has seen an obscene inflation of prices due to various other taxes and requirements

i buy loads of cars

If it works it works lad. How many miles?

kill everyone who isn't White

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Does that do motorways?
I've driven go karts with more power

still got the A3?

98k
yeah

I will get a BYD

i have that same car but don't take photos of it

sold the jag and sti still got the a3
might trade it in for an s5 or something along those lines

bang you're dead?
kek

Mass council tax boycott

That looks absolutely gash. A black-on-black Bradford paki spec 320d M-sport with an LGBTQ+ windscreen kek.

Fucking hell that should be like £800

Crazy prices these days innit
Driveable car from a dealer is 2k miminum

lol i had a 2010 ford focus could only get 1500 for it, what are they doing ffs

Anyone below about 130 IQ probably doesn't have the ability to comprehend complex systems and so will take most things they encounter at face value.

tfw 129 IQ

car markets been fucked lately

they're taking the piss big time with second hand motors at the moment, almost bought another wonky BMW from 2018 with 90k miles on the clock and the cunts wanted 20k for it, fuck off

Adolescence: The Abridged Series

i mean look at this shit

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Any decent online pharmacies about these days laddingtons? My usuals seem to have either closed or exit scamming

hurrrr boots.co.uk

durrrr superdrug.co.uk

Not those

What's in the shortened version

piss off gobbo
same shit every day

Calling Prevent on people I know who haven't watched Adolescence

Pharmacy 2 u and chemist direct

16k for an 8 year old golf
Get outta town

Brooklyn rage is now incel rage, his virginity gives him super strength

I knew it was bad during the coof but thought it recovered a bit. First car I ever bought was £250 with tax and mot.

a black commentator (maybe idris elba or akala) who doesn't understand anything will claim adolescence is about a white boy because of racism against black people

Fraggle rock

bin bags flame away
stabbings happen every day
let the bames decay
down at alum rock

Handing out white feathers to those who haven't watched Adolescence

Bravo

it did
i bought a 2 door 4.2 v8 jag for £4k and a near enough 400hp wrx for £6k last year
fuck knows whats going on this year

Sending penal battalions to the eastern front of those who haven't watched Adolescence

kek. I'm going to hold onto my small hatchback until it's dead, my friend wanted to buy a micro-car for storing stuff, apparently you don't have to get a license for that.

Told him to just save up a bit and buy a cheap banger of a van maybe a ford transit or something like that. even a trailer to just store his stuff in then no license needed. The micro-cars aren't any cheaper, would like to own one as well, could be fun but anything useful or fun in this country is taxed to hell and back.

What's it like repairing those? Parts must cost a bomb.

Aye and starmer referring to it as a documentary on two separate occasions really irks me

They do not prescribe the medication I require

Saw a clip of Adolescence last night and it was vile. Stephen Graham's character physically recoils from his son when his son puts a hand on his shoulder to comfort him.

This is how (((Jack Thorne))) wants parents to treat their White sons: recoiling in disgust from them as though they are evil, irredeemable monsters.

Another one? Very organic.

Alright lads I'm off to do a bit of gardening for rbees.
Got some pots with used soil from last year, how much should of it should I keep if any?

A new Adolescence style show every fortnight, new laws introduced of the basis of pure fiction which the government pays for then gets mad at. Increasingly not knowing the difference between reality and make believe. Visions of a schizo world

Breaking: Home Office to open new Department of Adolescence to tackle the white male teenage incel threat
In other news 1600 police staff made redundant from the Met to cover budget shortfall

About the riots, I bet

i haven't really had any major issues other than a head gasket once and an smg pump but parts aren't much more than they'd be for a regular bmw or audi

Oh look, it even stars Eddie "pubgoers are wife-beaters" Marsan.

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"OK, but if you had watched Adolescence, would your duty to society be done?"

"But I didn't watch Adolescence"

accountant told me to get myself a company car but idk how i can swindle that one since im a consultant and work from home and never drive anywhere for work lol. you're right about keeping your car until its dead though, think i'll be doing the same car works fine just old and fancied something newer
shut it gobbo you sad fat twat

and that's throughout every car i've had

crimes

If you never charge or punish them for it, are they really crimes?

400hp wrx

Looked at a legacy last week, H6, but no

If you never charge or punish them for it, are they really crimes?

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He is an Israel supporter too
Shame, I liked him in Ray Donovan

I just paid 75000 for a few year old M5. All cash deal my nigger.

after owning a 3.0 legacy and a 2.5 turbo im over subaru they may as well not exist to me

imagine posting the same shit day in day out what a sad little monkey off out to enjoy the sunshine while gobbo seethes and ragebaits cyaz

Do a cheeky gorilla grow for the bees

He makes my jewdar tingle

married Schneider in 2002

Janine Schneider-Marsan

Sus

Funniest thing about 'Adolescence' thing is all the people urging you to watch it are of an age where there is virtually no chance they managed to stay awake all the way until the end of an episode. Half bottle of Echo Falls & a Charlie Binghams, they're asleep on sofa 40 mins in

The reason they've done viewings in Parliament - on the Job - is because they need to watch something while it's still light out to avoid it lulling them to sleep.

Home from office at 6:30, big carb heavy early dinner and very full glass of wine, on the sofa with the Box on by 9pm and they've got maybe 45 mins tops of consciousness left in them. Middle class middle aged english people don't 'watch' TV, it's just a white noise machine.

not the v10 its trash

Time for gym
Suns out, guns out

imagine posting the same shit day in day out

are you talking to yourself, sadiq?

corr imagine the fortress you could build with all them bags of rubbish, you could hold the ground against the riot police. The infamous bin war of 2025

2.5 is inherently chocolate, better with a 2L
Miss my 2.5 flying wardrobe tho ngl

Chronicled in the Southport Tapestry

part me wishes i just spent more and got an evo instead

Start chatting up paki lasses

bone density probably for us its after 30 feet underwater your naturally overcome and sink with them its probably not as deep as that.

It's all fun and games until her father and 10 brothers behead you in an honour killing.

V10 is slow as fuck. Im sorry you are poor. I remember a poor brit posting his old ass m5 here acting like he had money. Shit was probably 8 grand.

dench balls won

why do these namefags never address real issues?

Anyone?

Maybe they'll then make a hit Netflix drama about your murder, but swap the races

V10 is slow as fuck.

literally faster than your little v8, whats it do 180mph? mine goes 205

"Windshield tinters could be in this thread", he thought.

kek

Start chatting up paki lasses

shes a bengal badgyal ting ygm

just played guitar since half past 11 fully focused , feel really weird and spacey right now ngl lads, I JUST want to improve.

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xcancel.com/meIisactu/status/1907345773093622234#m

This stuff is really only just starting, the issues over the last week have been OFCOM kicking off over providers not conducting risk assessments - they haven’t even started enforcing powers around content duties or prior restraint (stopping posts before they’re even posted)

Very serious government that thought giving global tech companies the option of paying a 10% of global revenue fine or simply withdrawing from the UK and thought the former was a serious possibility

We're going to be like China or the Norks

what happened to brit/o/

have some electrolytes

Did you level up?

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Nice windshield.... for a POOFTER to look through as they drive to their boyfriends

me and my boyfriend on our way to your mums for a sunday spit roast

we must remove these disgusting rats from Birmingham. they constitute a threat to the very existence of the city.

I most agree, the bin strike is wreaking havoc

bin strike?

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dead kikes

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He pissed himself and burned the house down

I want something like this next. can't swing it either, technically speaking, I'm so bad off since the april budget, I should be looking at how to hand-craft my own shoes from cardboard; but that's never stopped me being able to own my current small car.

comfy song

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e-partner

what a fucking name

e-partner

Josh tier

Going lochwinnoch for a wander with dog
Mash

Sentencing Council suspends two-tier guidelines

Heh, whenever I got bored with a Sim as a kid I used to do the following:

Go into Build Mode and remove all phones and fire alarms

Get Sim to make a meal

Sim puts meal in the oven

Send Sim to take a bath

Keep Sim in the bath until the oven catches fire

Sim cannot call the fire brigade due to no phones, so decides to run up to the oven and have a panic attack until catching fire and dying

Stupid bastards. Why didn't they just wait outside where it was safe?

you cant do basic maintenance yourself on these new cars
the fucking doorhandles are tied to the ECU of new cars now lmao

i'll be in the church tower

There wont be enough roasties mum knows I need at least six

had a banana
dunno 2bh, I've got to have improved by 0.001 percent at least ffs

kekked & checked

captcha: MDGAY

why do normies view anyone who doesn't support the current thing as a troublemaker

Your retarded. By the time your shitbox shakes its way to 200mph i would be half a mile ahead of you. Lmao at your quarter mile times. Not even a sub 12 car

With a rifle and a scotsman hunting loisence

I used to put them in the pool and remove the ladder

no like a disney princess

Josh tier

when this fine specimen is your boss

kek

first of all you've been thinking about me for years second of all even after all this time our cars are in completely different brackets yours is in the 100mph commuter saloon bracket and mine's a 200mph v10 supercar

kek, I just noticed that; it was image nicked from vertumotors.com/

Lawrence Fox has dirt on Farage

Probably noshed him off

He fancies you or summat

first of all you've been thinking about me for years

Woman
Woman are group and biological group thinkers.
Its thru woman their mannerisms policy is implemented

called him an incel on Anon Babble 7 years ago and it was love at first sight

I'm going to vibe code a FPS shooter game, but it's going to be set in the Anglo-Zulu war

Cor, hope there's footage of this

he's trans btw
not even joking

You seen the pics of his caged clitty too?

no
this is him btw

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very nice

Gas the jew
this vanishes

brb

why don't hindus kick up a fuss about beef or whatever like the pakis do?

reopen britpol

dirty faggot shit

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uhhhh

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2026

government mandatory adolensence scene a day

you will watch the goyslop citizen

Menthols driving me crazy
Parked up in the pits rn

first of all you've been thinking about me for years

are you a tranny?

kek

link?

he's trans btw

That explains it.

27 posts by a tranny in brit/pol thread..

brit/pol is baked by trannies

Brother im sorry your jealously is leaking. Probably like the oil on your shitbox. I can do a 190mph if i wanted. Like i said, youd be so far behind and your high mileage, probably 100k+, would break the fuck down

apply now and then when you get ghosted you can win a discrimination case and get £££ to leave the economic zone.

pork banned for muslims

beef banned for hindus

chicken banned due to constant bird flu

What is even left?

my gang will smash your gang

Bugs

Avantao Technologies Ltd

And here's their Companies House listing lmao

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no way nige got a gobbo tattoo

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Not kosher.

pigeons, rabbits, fish, mussels, cockles, pheasants etc.

then, there's me and you, we're still on the menu.

my gang will smash your gang

lmao 35k for a data scientist will get you a very shit pajeet at that

Labrador Retriever

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this photo gets me so hard desu

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She could have solved the problem in 3 minutes.

stephen graham would've intervened the woke bastard

the company also sponsors indians to come over on working visas
obvious human trafficking is obvious

Incels deserve the death penalty

what about volcels?

Incels deserve the death penalty

if you strike me down I will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine

Film idea: Woke Dad - an apolitical family is thrown into turmoil when their dad goes woke

All secondary schools to begin screening boys for virginity

6 days of not touching the wilbert, gets harder from here, it'll usually be a random pic I see on here which activates my neurons and then the whole thing is fucked. Need me a nsfw blocker, anyone got any? surely one of you must have one.

6 days of not touching the wilbert, gets harder from here

If you touch it, it might go soft again?

Perhaps stop aimlessly surfing the web and do something with your life so that you’re not constantly tempted to jack off

b but if no body has sex, who will spawn the children so they can be raped!

there's a reason I haven't watch a tv series since Lost. I've heard good things about Breaking Bad, I still won't buy a tv.

Have a can of stella while the weather's nice

played 3 hours of guitar earlier and have lifted for 2 hours, may go on a second walk. Problem is I'm endlessly waiting for my pre employment checks to clear, should be soon then I'll have a start date. Hate being sat around doing fuck all.

In the magic beer garden today coz it's nice

haha nice, guy you are referring to needs to bear down and just deny - it eventually gets easier but you will fail

Bit weird how a 13 year old can be an incel. Are they suggesting it's perfectly normal for children to be having sex? Sick cunts.

I'm having a barbecue because of how sunny it is.

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Cor, proper sunny today lads
Might have a dump in the garden later

Isn't that illegal to make it so fucking obvious you're discriminating? Just say you're a BAME and report them.

are you the anon that bbqs fruit?

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I'd get that lump checked, lad

No, that sounds tasty though.

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win a discrimination case

lol

16C today, 19 tomorrow, 20 on Friday

CORRRRRRRRRR

josh still malding?
kek

Angela Rayner blames Tories for Labour-run Birmingham's bin crisis

kek

thats just me other bollock

Rache from Accounts blamed Trump for the state of our economy. Problems always someone else's fault when Labour is in power.

yeah i liked how in the last emergency budget statements it was

question!!

le tories did it

another question!!

well, the last government did XYZ

they can't ever admit to having fucked up, not once

real talk though think i have some fluid stuck in the left one thats why it looks like the hulk compared to the other

Penis inspection day?

kid needs a dad

Everything the government does is bad except for letting millions of people in

Without migrants your economy would crumble but also this is payback for colonialism

and also the lazy natives wont work because we took their jobs

It's over for white cucks. You're conquered weak and replaced. No one misses you.

No one misses you

The women do.

Paedophilia is a sexual orientation now thanks to liberals.

ok hernandez, thanks for stopping by

there are lot of female teachers out there that are noshing off their pupils though, what a crazy world we live in where we have to discuss little white boys being the problem we need to address

Anyone know any non-gamstop casinos?

kill everyone who isn't White

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Kek no women wants tiny white dick losers

Cheddar and gherkin sandwich with cup of tea in the afternoon is comfy. Feeling good after doctors telling me my liver is fine and not to worry so much. Reckon those periods I took stuff like LiverAid or straight milk thistle must've helped because I put a lot away.

She just radicalised him

Do you think when we become a minority in our own country that the invaders will treat us as kindly as we treat them? I mean they're already overrepresented in rape, terrorism, murder and crime. I'm sure once they've established themselves as the dominant group they'll settle down.

bit of an echo chamber in here innit

If I shout nigger in a tunnel and no one is around to hear, is it still an echo chamber?

just got a rejection phone call from lidl lads, id be mad but i found out during the interview they wanted me to travel up to fucking exeter for training if i got it KEK.

Not sure why they couldn't just do the training in the supermarket i would be working at like literally every other supermarket chain?

It was for the special lidl forces training.

i got turned down for just the interview at ocado
then i found out it was 3 days long and in st albans fuck that

the reason we have an epidemic of single white mothers is because they fuck chad, thinks that their level ( it isnt) and then seethe when he just pumps and dumps the next dumb cunt.

fortunately average and ugly white men aren't picking up after these whores anymore. Better to be single.

amerimutt tranny sprinting into the thread

They don't want to be with white men because you're all faggots

i wonder how many candidates they lose after the interview because they want you to travel up country to one of their fucking regional centers.

If i wished to travel to exeter i would have applied for a job in fucking exeter KEK. Also now ive given up on women im only applying for 20 hrs or below jobs. especially when my rent is only 300 a month.

Morpheus: Do you believe in fate, Josh?

Josh: Yes.

Morpheus: Why?

Josh: 'Cause I like the idea that I'm not in control of my life.

Morpheus: I know exactly what you mean. Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know nothing. What you think, you can't explain. But you feel it. You felt it your entire life. That there's something wrong with you. You don't know what it is, but it's there. Like a splinter in your mind -- driving you mad. It is this feeling that has brought you to me. Do you know what I'm talking about?

Josh: Mental Illness?

Morpheus: Do you want to know what it is?

(Josh nods his head.)

Morpheus: Mental illness is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look in the mirror, or when you turn on your noncestation. You can feel it when you go to B&M, or when you go to Greggs or when you pay your taxi's. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Josh: What truth?

Morpheus: That you are a retard, Josh. Unlike everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind.

(long pause, sighs)

Unfortunately, no one can be told what NPD is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.

(In his left hand, Morpheus shows a blue pill.)

Morpheus: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You shitpost in brit/pol/ and believe whatever you want to believe.

(a red pill is shown in his other hand)

You take the red pill and you stay in reality and I show you how to install a pullup bar.

(Long pause; Josh begins to reach for the red pill)

Remember -- all I am offering is the truth, nothing more.

(Josh takes the blue pill and swallows it)

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It is a dead-end thing, isn't it. Women can't raise men. Every subsequent generation winds up worse.

Takes one to know one

Tranny had a rough dilation session kek

Jnigger swaps from euro flag ragebait to mutt flag ragebait
Such a sad little monkey and he does this every single day of his life even at Christmas and new year. All because no woman ever loved him including his mum.

kill everyone who isn't White

lad ur 28
youve got to man up and be prepared to do these things if you want a wage slave job
almost every town in Devon has transport links to Exeter so that would be no excuse
train from newton is like 25 mins
at least they rang you

just think of what you failed at in the interview and application process and try to improve it next time

Next time to you go to lidl, ask the lady behind the counter while she's scanning your frikadellens. Find out where she did her training.

LMFAO

we're going to have a generation of single parent white lads that have had feminist women tinkering around in their heads, they're going to be so fucked

Big fibrous poos that leave you feeling like a new man.

Already had those generations, lad.

New thread new me

frikadellens

idk what that is anon. Also mum does the shopping not me

Normally does it at farmfoods because its cheaper.

bit of an echo chamber in here innit

clogwog sloppa
minced up kid kroquette

kill everyone who isn't White

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lad ur 28

youve got to man up and be prepared to do these things if you want a wage slave job

almost every town in Devon has transport links to Exeter so that would be no excuse
train from newton is like 25 mins
at least they rang you

just think of what you failed at in the interview and application process and try to improve it next time

i literally dont give a shit faggot, if you want somebody to travel somewhere else put it on the fucking job description and dont waste my time.

zero reason for me to " man up" i will just start claiming bennies when my savings get low

kicked the alcohol jew
feel like shit
why it be like this

like the muzzies did to that young girl?

yeah but dutch style

some anons still think we can vote our way out of this

lol,lmao even. Only extreme levels of violence will resolve the issues facing the UK

Digits confirm full painless recovery. God speed anon

V00ting hats on

IM VOOOOOOOOOOTTTIIING

my only solice as an ugly poor white is the rich toff's who imported the BAME's will have to live in the hellscape of their creation.

Not to mention the population collapse of whites in the UK

waste over an hour of your life each day waiting for and riding public transport to make mr shekelstein happy for minimum wage salary

Yeah nah

Josh is a paedophile

it would actually take me 4 hours each way to get to exeter. So even more of a joke.

When i was working at ASDA they didn't have any bullshit like that, i just did my training in the store i was working in ( like any sane employer would do )

kill everyone who isn't White

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scam company

hire and sponsor

sponsored guy from india pays them a fee

arrives

gets left high and dry

ends up working in care

Even the Japanese women?

Never forget any foreign flag posts are brought to you by the resident attention seeking polish retard on a confederate flag (aka Leto)

nips are subhuman bug people just like the rest of asia.

so you? Italian fag should be worrying more about the muttification of the pizza land and your pope's love for brown migrants.

has a tantrum when told to sort himself out

hmmm I wonder why you have no job and zero bitches at 28

baaaaaakkkkeeeeee

But their vaginas need fertilisation by white spermatozoa

frikadellens

very tasty tbqh, try them next time

near the ham instore

fuck off leto

New when ready:

hmmm I wonder why you have no job and zero bitches at 28

he thinks i actually care about trying anymore kek. You seem extremely eager to bendover for mr shekelstein, You wanna commute 3 hours everyday go ahead.
Go tongue nigger anus you italian faggot.

don't drag me into your pedo drama gobbo