Brit/pol/ - Thinnest Man in Britain Edition

see it in ur eyes
something you want to tell me
*boom boom boom*
*bass drops*
SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME
DONT BE AFRAID THERES NO NEED TO WORRY
HOLD ME IN YOUR ARMS
CAUSE I NEED YOU SO

Jesus christ lad. I'm happy I escaped the lazy neet life 2 or 3 years ago. Never going back to unemployment and having no money.

I no longer feel bad about his death.

Rest in piss you misandrist boomer cunt.

alri lad's'

seeing an opinion written by disgusting shit covered jeet fingers on the internet should be considered a crime against humanity
fucking sick of it

So lads, how many times have you watched the documentary Adolescence today?

think im having a stroke i swear i can smell ciggies, in my office, but i don't smoke

A life well lived

ciggies is fine, it's burnt toast you wanna be worried about

what's the alternative? you could say 'i've wasted my life' doing any activity
being racist on the internet is very important

I wish I spent more time... shouting at minorities on the internet...

flatlines

dench is ascending

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!

They fuck your blood flow rhythm.

How does it feel knowing some third worlder gets to live in a brand new house paid for by your tax?

Well post some then

What was the reason for specifying that the man was White?
Why do they never do this when the attacker is black/Asian/etc.?

seethe inbound

called it

white man

yeah they usually don't do that but maybe because it's not usually a whitey

what's the alternative?

Getting a job, getting married, buying a house, having kids. And then you can talk shit to minorities after.

They killed a white man and planted a knife on him so that they can point to a real life example for detractors of Adolesence saying it is unrealistic

There needs to be some racist chatroom purists to show the amateurs the way

Probably because the weather is getting nicer so they don’t want to head off another anti colonial mostly peaceful protest

not bad lad, but might want to start working on some muscles other than your arm muscles like

Why is Paul Golding randomly attacking Homeland? Seems like there is a concerted effort underway to cause infighting on the right (think Lowe vs Farage, MAGA vs America First).

youtube.com/watch?v=skXGnzQVTDE

overdeveloped traps

no chest

no abs

do you just do shrugs?

reasonable response
cheers la
just getting started again after years t b h
returning to denchself

Isn't that when you're getting a vision like in the shining

KEK

Val is officially off my Based list. Also checked.

he's a gay smooth attention seeker don't feed his ego

I think it was an april fools joke that backfired

You're arguing with depressed eternally online man man babies. They won't take on any advice, nor do they want to.

meant to also include this

nitter.poast.org/TonyDowson5/status/1907346928334995493#m

"Bizarre loophole lets foreign residents claim full UK state pension

"‘Insanely generous’ scheme allows former taxpayers to cash in"

Nice

inb4 1pbtid and other forrun flags start showing up

iykyk

Celebrities just like to say shit like that in their (ghost-written) memoirs. It's about as notable and interesting as saying you don't hate kittens.

all my life, I've never understood racism. Why would you hate a person for the color of their skin?

Son of Mr. Creosote.

chest is a meme but this was taken right after shrugs so traps look bigger init

they will respond to my application
i will get this job

that's pretty cringe, what a simp

You're arguing

No, I'm not.

might hop on there meself

Britsche licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!!

How do you respond without sounding mad?

We're losing our best, there is no future

oh no, not torah rubensteins little pet paki.. nooo

Fingers crossed mate. It's getting difficult out there I know that from experience. Hopefully you find a job.

2925 and some dependent larping gobshite, who’s entire family has disavowed him, and wonders why everyone in his life wants him dead (including social workers we all pay for) is trying to reason with someone.

april fools joke

Don't think so. I think everyone on the right is just in a hyper state right now because Starmer has made the right popular again and everyone's scrambling to get a piece of the pie before it's over and people go back to hating the tories. Think BNP/UKIP/English Democrats circa 2007 when Brown was PM and the right surged.

nitter.poast.org/OldRowSwig/status/1906723773799116833#m

So Indian scammers have a massive network of state pride themed Facebook groups they appear to have taken over (I don't necessarily think they created the groups). These groups have HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of members each, that are mostly GenXers and Boomers.

The scammers are mods/admins and recycle real content daily that fits the theme to farm engagement for Meta creator fund, but also scam their followers regularly with these fake quilts. They use AI to generate state themed art for the quilts and recycle similar stories about autistic sons making them to make the old people in the group feel bad and buy them. Sometimes they use very realistic fake looking Karen/white women accounts to post these to add to the authenticity, but occasionally they have gotten lazy and use Indian/Pakistani real accounts to post these scams.

I think I am just finding the tip of the iceberg here, but it appears they are doing it for just about every state, to an audience of millions of Americans

Lol sar, do the needful to save the west

Everyones youtube is always talking about muslim like (paul) (joseph) watson. Why? Because he support HINDU RAPE RAT over Muslim for no reason.

Its astonishing how many tories have decided to delude themselves with Kemi Badenoch. She's so clearly out of her depth and gets absolutely humiliated every PMQs. But we all know why she has this invincibility shield. The tories could lose 100 seats in the next election and it would NEVER be her fault. I cannot believe how demented some people are in this country

ye wan' te get sued?!

He’s finally getting deported?

If all the bongs in the galaxy were fused together into one giant bong, how many cans of baked beans would it eat a day?

I've been watching 90s wwf to ensure my misogyny and objectification of women remains intact

“I’m Muslim”

Because he support HINDU RAPE RAT over Muslim for no reason.

Hello Ahmed

nice.gif

By his own free will

If all the danes in the galaxy were fused together into one giant dane, would it be enough to come up with an original and funny post?

just seen a meme on ig where it says they pay 1.5k a month for nursery and the comments were saying that its cheap, is this real? do people actually pay 1.5k a month for that? no wonder no ones having kids wtf

Liftlets don't even shitpost between sets smdh ngl desu desu

Why does no one buy platinum?

just had a poo

I am not Pakistani I have never been Pakistan. Fuck YOU.

Don’t forget that they also changed the process to make it much harder to oust the leader, and there were all those “mummy” articles. But fundamentally it’s a good thing, if Jenrick won then people would gravitate back to the Tories thinking they’ve changed

Getting a job

Slavery to Capitalism

getting married

Pointless lifelong servitude and misery which will more than likely end in divorce anyway

buying a house

buying a usury mortgage on some shitty new build built on land you don't own is the reality

having kids

Nobody has kids they have human beings. They are "kids" for a very short period of time and then they leave and you are left alone with your nagging menopausal wife who uses it as an excuse to shag other men and blames you for it.

As the other bloke said everything can be deemed a waste of life because life is inherently pointless and you die in the end anyway.

Yeah childcare costs are fucked
many wammen quit their job to look after baby because it's simply not worth it for 300 extra quid a month

you heard from lidl yet fren?

ESL Bradford moment

Wouldn't the fusion just amplify whatever traits are already existing pre-fusion?

kek

You are a hindu RAPE RAT

Would suck dench dick ngl

this ain't it homie

kek, he's a good lad

KEK

nitter.poast.org/LBC/status/1907171702397677629#m

If we had time I’d give you a lesson in European history.’

@SirRogerGale offers to impart some wisdom onto @WTMAtkinson who ‘couldn’t be more wrong’ about Ukraine’s future

Fucking hate boomer tory chickenhawk cunts

die weabnigger

I wish but probably an April fools "joke"

Dench laa let me oil you up and suck your dick laa

New trump rap video just dropped
files.catbox.moe/436pdy.mp4

total weabnigger death

STRAIGHT OUT OF PUTIN'S PLAYBOOK

accidentally applied for jobs through recruitment agency vacancies

now my phone is off the hook with the same

hiiii its gemma from stupid cunt recruitment i just came across your profile on CV library and just wanted to have a chat about your current situation

The jobs don't even exist. They post fake jobs to get you on their books and the agent gets commission. Complete waste of time

politics

Try and get Gemma to sit on your dick

nope, thinks its a wrap on that one, same as the costa interview i went to.

nobody wants to hire an ugly bald working class white male.

Don't worry bee frens, the pollen will be ready soon

AHAHAHA
Fucking as if. Your bro tier Sikh not only smuggled himself in but smuggled 70 Afghans into the country illegally.

Three British Sikhs have been jailed for helping about 70 illegal Afghan immigrants sneak into the UK by misusing passports in a 600,000 pounds scam.

HORAY!!

start acting gay and watch your opportunities increase a hundred fold

No, a pathetic larping tripfat at best. At worse, he should of been culled to save everyone in his life.

I ran into some recruitment agencies offering "skills courses" for jobs that didn't exist. There is a big extortion racket taking advantage of people in unemployment funded by the DOE and councils.

I'll be planting some poppy seeds in a propagator soon fren

Recruiters only get commission if they actually place you into a job.
If you uploaded your CV to CV Library, recruiters can see it if you match the keywords they're searching for.
Most recruiters are retards, but there's some good ones in white collar jobs.

It creates work for the recruitment agency and teachers (funded by government) so it's a good thing, anon. don't you love our wonderful economy?

(increases your taxes and prints another billion for zelensky to build a cocaine fortress).

might just sign on and live off the measily £350 bennies a month they give you.

ive spent more years unemployed than actually working kek.

i normally do like 2 years of working, get fired over some bullshit then spend the next 2-3 years living off my savings i made when i was working.

depends if it's an internal recruiter or not my work has internal recruiters and they get paid salary doesn't matter if they hire or not. agency ones sure, but internal ones no

Cor she looks like my anime posters

You sure you're not going to get arrested for saying something mean online?

Have you ever been unemployed? During my time hunting for jobs I attended several courses via recruitment agencies for some bull shit level 1 qualification for a job that didn't exist. All I got in return was a 50 quid voucher and my travel expenses cover (upto £30 a week). If some agency acts you to do a course tell them to fuck off.

Yeah, I was referring to agency recruiters for the commission bit.

kill everyone who isn't White

youtube.com/watch?v=QwxYiVXYyVs

You can choose 1 faction as your ally in the struggle for white bongs, in the UK, which faction do you choose?

Paki's

Jeet's

Eastern Euro slavs

Jamaicans

Africans

Philipinos

East Asians

Bangladesh

Scottish nationals

Wesh nationals

Irish

Western European diaspora

Yugoslavians

Jews

Arabs

based

youtu.be/xQhOIdMxj-MiHtwUa4C9dG1AzFg

I remember naggers, too scared to visit websites like that now desu

That bug nigger will never be white.

none

It doesn't matter I'd still shag her. Babies are out of the question however

It creates jobs for otherwise useless cunts. The money would be better spent funding training programs at colleges rather than a useless qualification for a job that doesn't exist.

I think I remember you
based tactic ngl

That bug nigger will never be white.

Even Tom Jones?

more like
youtu.be/BX3bN5YeiQs

Would suck them dry
Post penis lad

Viggo, go away.

literally

don't care

I'd shag a black lass if she was fit (,yes they fuckong exist you racist scumbag)

Hypothetical reconstruction of KING ARTHUR as a late 5th century Sub-Roman Brittonic “Dux Bellorum” (Duke of Battles).

Much of this reconstruction and the archaeological finds included on it have been based on the research and kit of Benjamin Franckaert of the historical reenactment group Letavia. The description of Arthur in the chronicle “Historia Regum Britanniae” has also been used as a source: “Arthur put on a leather jerkin worthy of so great a king. On his head he placed a golden helmet, with a crest carved in the shape of a dragon; and across his shoulders a circular shield called Pridwen, on which there was painted a likeness of the Blessed Mary, Mother of God, which forced him to be thinking perpetually of her. He girded on his peerless sword, called Caliburn (Excalibur), which was forged in the isle of Avalon. A spear called Ron graced his right hand: long, broad in the blade and thirsty for slaughter.” The Welsh Triads also mention a knife called Carnwennan (“little white hilt”).

jfoliveras.artstation.com/projects/BXZ2bk

Lad...

the downside is you are stuck in a eternal poverty loop, as should be expected when you are working class.

Not even a chance at getting a partner or family because im an ugly bastard and most opportunities for poor whites have been given to BAME's.

I choose Scots. I drink all their whisky whilst taming the loch ness monster to eat all my opponents and drinking irn bru to overcome hangovers.

What? It's only gay if you take it up the bum it's not gay if you just do a bit of sucking laa

bestiality

wew
u go girl

did my bestie once
we're not besties any more though

A former South Yorkshire Police (SYP) officer has been arrested on suspicion of raping a teenage girl in Rotherham in 2004.

The former police constable, aged in his 50s, was held on Monday as part of an investigation into historical child exploitation and abuse by SYP officers.

He is the third retired officer to be arrested, after six women made complaints about historical child exploitation and abuse.

The former officer was questioned and released on bail.

Monday's arrest follows the arrest of two former SYP officers - also based in Rotherham - late last year, on suspicion of sexual offences and misconduct in public office.

It is claimed the alleged abuse took place when the officers were both on and off duty, between 1995 and 2002.

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4grm3p3x9zo

kill everyone who isn't White

Not an April Fools Day, and what's wrong with a reboot of the Fire of London with a diverse cast?

I'd shag a black lass if she was fit

im a touch deprived ugly incel and not even id sink that low anon. wtf.

shagging monekys is jasmine scented

Have you ever interacted with a Scot?

Irish with caution

Outside of work? no

Whites complain about brown replacement qhiel simultaneously posting anti-kids rhetoric everywhere, this very thread has "its too expensive" misinformation as it is

KEK

remember lad
you're closer to god when you're in poverty

What's going on in Greggs then lads

They are miserable fuckers.

Used to work in customer service, answering phone calls etc. Company was based in England but had customers all over the UK.

I shit you not when I say that for every 10 Scots who called us, 9 of them were absolute bastards. Miserable at best and aggressive at worst. It's like as soon as they looked up our company and saw the address was in England, they decided they hated us. Absolutely bizarre. Had Irish and Welsh customers and they weren't like this at all.

I remember one Scottish woman who rang us and was incredibly kind and nice and sorry for troubling us, and I still remember it to this day because she is one of very few friendly Scots I have ever spoken to.

Have you ever had sex with a Scot? I have, felt dirty for weeks afterwards.

kill everyone who isn't White

Kek Rocks promos were hilarious
youtube.com/shorts/ZfPty3UIONs?feature=shared

laxative shortage, can't sell food without it

a ginger Scot lass is my dream girl
fuckk you cunts are gonna have me breaking nofap

BAMEs walk into the store, pick up whatever and leave the store, incredibly easily performed robbery. so have to hide the goods.

The mandem been nicking them innit

Why is he white?

Pikeys would be handy in a scrap

Olukemi has outlawed them

i thought they only eat jollof

How do you even prove beyond reasonable doubt an alleged rape from over 20 years ago?

The only scots I worked with were big ginger bearded hairy men. never tried asking them for sex.

The negro is an opportunistic scavenger

It's sunny today, be sure to go out and get some sunlight to top up your vitamin d levels

DNA if it's a minor. Admission. Witnesses.

will do

you telling me you wouldnt? i'd shag this lass, she is cute for a nigger

I definitely need to go out after spending time in the brit Anon Babble threads. Just retards posting porn

true, ive never cared much for having lots of " stuff" anyway.

if i wanted to acquire money it will be purely because it gives you more chance in terms of dating. not that i even try with that anymore KEK.

kek

kill everyone who isn't White

I am 50 and have done the same. I'm leaving UK soon though because the country has only about 10 years (tops) left before collapse.

You have to push the boundaries and show them you're not afraid!

Where are you going?
Doesn't seem like anywhere else is much better these days.

Ever notice how the mildly-passable black girls have "white" features.

Does DNA last that long? Would they even be able to find sources for it? Admission is highly unlikely and any witness statements taken from 20 year old memories would be highly suspect

Golding glows. One of the fastest ways to collect glowies is to astroturf a fake right wing movement, neednt even be a party. Claim 300 members and wait. The next few members will all be glowies. But they have trouble with deconfliction so you can just claim you are a glowie yourself.

Should Denmark & Norway evacuate the remaining white bongs, and take them in as refugees? Yes/No?

all black girls have white features unless they’re straight outta the conga nigga

Rural USA. Where property and energy and the basics are cheap and the government stays out of your business if you stay out of theirs.

nope, not racist just dont like em innit.

Categorically incorrect.

just had another poo

sound racist to me lad, gonna phone r starmer and tell him give you state mandated black gf to sort your racism out like

In my past life I was shooting them from the top of forts. Fletching arrows, my aim was allows true. You’re right though, worst than niggers. Probably similar to pakipoos in mentality.

not sure about that. Most of them have repulsive male features

kill everyone who isn't White

suck my wonky balls nigha

2030 is when the great reset is happening. That's when things are going to get really, really bad for whites (according to Klaus Schwab himself).

based, i wanted to go to australia but they don't want me they only want chang niggers so i'm looking at moving to shitty spain instead

time to paint your roof blue london bongs

imagine living in london

im 37 lad, looking into leaving country too, hopefully by end of this year or next at latest
just cant stand being here anymore and it's obvious to anyone country is beyond saving

i no longer wish to try with women. i have resigned myself to a depressing fap to kill the urge for intimacy.

-1 white lineage with blue eyes i guess. LUL

don't bother coming back after we have to sort everything out

kek that's a myth

you wont fix shit, in me entire life things have only ever gotten worse in uk, no reason this is gonna change in next few years

no no no you don't understand; one last million illiterate middle easterners and everything will come good, we promise!

paint your door with red cross and make sure the garden is trimmed and not full of trash. surprised BAMEingham hasn't set on fire yet how much trash they pile up there.

Thing is, even if the whole of London burned down to a crisp, it would just give Starmer another excuse to put taxes up and find more space to displace people quicker.

bames are likely to riot over high food prices (see x.com/djellemarie/status/1906762977786683571) and increasing anti-white measures will bring about a right wing surge

that's when things are going to get really, really bad for whites

wait they arent really bad already? poor whites are already living in object shite in this country.

I want to move to Shetland.

uk aint even got a real right wing party though, more likely what'll happen is complete economic collapse or war
either is gonna make things real shitty for a real long time and possibly be enough to end uk as a country

Australia is owned by Chinkoids now. They bought all the farms and cornered the market as a buyer to much of their produce. At the same time all the city property has been bought by Chinkoids, advised by Chinkoid estate agents. Entire buildings of them. Both political parties are totally bought off.

I was in an aussie shopping center not long ago, and candidates for the election were outside campaigning. A Chink with leaflets in chinese, and a paki/pajeet with leaflets and signs in their gibberish. Both only stopping people of their own ethnicity to canvas them. Australia is finished in the cities already.

youtu.be/UPakuj9sAKQ

Am back

Sosij rolls acquired and I seen where the ground nesting bees are living

Not yet it doesn't, it give it a few years and there'll be a decent successful party. Plus there's something humorously ironic about anti-immigration anons emigrating

Labor

they can't even spell properly any more lol
but yeah i know i told an aussie mate i wanted to move and he said why and that they're being infested with pakjeets and changs too except there's no jobs. Problem is where can you go besides the baltics that is still actually white? I'm just after a quiet life in the sun where everything doesn't cost an arm and a leg and Spain seems to fit the bill and doesn't mind having me

id rather be ruled by chinks than browns.

Britain still has relatively cheap food

I feel good about being feared.

it is unfixable for a whole bunch of reasons. For starters you'd haev to fire everyone in the civil service, dismiss both political parties, and build new parties from a totally different group of people, and only THEN would the real work begin of eliminating the welfare state, eliminating most of the NHS, and deporting millions. It's not happening. Much more likely is continued slow collapse which goes in occasional bursts like with 2008 GFC, Brexit shitshow, plandemic, gas price surge, and today... this week... trump tariffs. A couple more good shoves like this and UK is gone fast.

Tell me I'm wrong.

You aren't wrong, I'm being indecently optimistic. There'll be balkanisation, I think

You’re wrong because you used “fire” instead of…

China will be cutting australia off from the sea in the not too distant future.

golding glows so fucking hard

south west and the Far north will still be white but the middle of the UK will be brown enclaves.

This is optimistic from me because i live in the South west and its 80% white pensioners/boomers.

zero opportunity for us younger whites down here.

it's not just about food prices
prices in uk are on the higher side, easily one of the top 10% most expensive countries to live in
on top of that wages are low as fuck
and taxes are also on the higher side

when you combine all these you end up with a country full of people working but still being poor as fuck, most people are struggling to even exist anymore, they just aint got any spare income anymore and a few more price rises will finish these people off

just go to Shetland

scrolling down

That man that spent 21.99 on a few basics, I bet he bought some really expensive honey.

I think the collapse can provide a phoenix like rebirth of the country; of course, going through the collapse or a collapse (even a war) would be difficult and it's not a guarantee things will get better either.

Yeah I am looking for an out as well, learning a language to maybe get out. If it doesn't work I'll use the language skill to get a job (until AI removes that too).

There’s no “the” collapse, we are currently in collapse, it’s just a long endless suck

Full of pedos. Seriously.
Google "Shetland pedos", it's been going on for decades. There's only about 20K people living there too, so the rate of pedos per capita must be huge.

I don't think I could ever leave this country. My ancestors have lived here for thousands of years. I even traced ancestors living in my specific county back 400-500 years (probably even earlier but that's when the records stopped).

Leaving is an admission of defeat. It's saying that, on a personal level, you surrender this country to ZOG and foreigners.

And wherever you're going - Eastern Europe or somewhere else - might be better for the time being, but globohomo really does mean GLOBOhomo, and even the "based" holdouts will succumb to the same fate as Britain, in time.

lol

just be careful

what are we looking at here

Probably just a fire about to start in the crawlspace from poor wiring. Im sure youll be fine

Don’t disagree, but it means the real complaints aren’t actually at food prices but rather at energy/rent/wages/taxes but people are too narrowminded and married to the system to think holistically

This is probably the right way to look at it. Standard of living is the thing to look for. That and what you see with your own eyes. The government can only keep saying "this is fine" for so much longer. I think 25% of UK Cities are technically bankrupt. 25% of people in UK self-identify as disabled. etc etc.

white southoners should not be allowed to move norf, i want to buy a nice village cottage with a big garden but they are all 500k because some faggot south nonce wanted to flee the wogs GET OUT REEEE

crawlspace

“Sounds like brinnies will be in good cumpany, fellow….enthusiasts”

Kek. I just realised she isn't brown. So tanned she looks brown in the profile pic

Val Kilmer is kill
Apu anon should make a Doc Holliday Apu

it's a slow motion collapse though
one day an event is gonna happen in uk that makes what we're experiencing now look like good times

if you ask me it's gonna be one of three things
it'll either be total economic collapse, the sort where people actually starve to death because a loaf of bread costs more than someone earns in a month
or it could be a war because r starmer seems to want to start shit with russia
or it could just be the muzzies finally realizing they can conquer the country, and there will be a limit civil war type situation where the brownoids start offing the natives

regardless of which happens, recovery for uk from any of these is uncertain and will take a very long time if it's possible

isn't that the asian girl who blackfaces?
either way, still no

The disabled stat is due to perverse incentives from the state, but that’s also an element of collapse

Knowing is half the battle, I have probably been born in the middle of collapse so this is all I know of standard of living, it certainly has dropped significantly since 2011; where does the collapse finish and the rise begin?

All collapse is slow, it’s super rare that any one event triggers monumental change

wont be super slow when there is a bunch of pakis with machetes kicking your door down because you're a kuffar in the newly established caliphate though will it?

The little islands in Britain are the best parts.

Probably long after you’re dead, there are arguments to be made that western civilisation has been collapsing since 1914. The western Roman empire never rebounded, and took centuries for coherent and advanced polities to return

We need preferential breeding schemes for white british
We are being outbred by bames in addition to mass immigration

some of the smaller islands are nice lad, was tempted for a while to buy one when i get me nhs compo but then i realized, im still in fucking uk like so it's not worth it

I thought they all went SW, with just a small number going up country to colonise Salford

One of the signs is talk of price controls. As soon as any country starts to talk about price controls you know you are in the final stages. Because a loaf of break can only cost £1, and it costs £1.10 to make... so nobody makes them. Repeat for tomatos, rice, freddo frogs, etc, and then you have food shortages, genuine shortages, and then you have food riots. And you can go from price controls to food riots in about a week for highly perishable/fresh goods. See south america.

So really if you want to accelerate into the collapse and then back out of it, you need to wish for price controls on food basics (eggs, bread, milk etc ASAP.

If the cow costs too much to feed to make milk that is too cheap, then you kill the cow. Then it takes quite a while to "make a new cow" that can start making milk.

obviously it has
the First World War ruined everything

Why would they do that? They materially get what they want from the state and have their own millet. These types of nightmares don’t commonly happen

north yorkshire is full of the cunts

the rest of the country could be like them too if it wasn't overrun with disgusting forrens

The jews will covertly forment trouble then leave for Israel when it gets too spicy

Just say you’re jewish

i like to think of it like this... if the government offered 50K per year to everyone who was NOT disabled... then how many people would then claim to be disabled?

Buy Ibiza n kick every cunt off it
Or Gozo

Maybe. The best thing I can do for now is act as a steward within my family and keep things maintained, not easy to earn a living to keep it going though and the standards are slipping. I think the idea of fucking off this country is bad, but ultimately, I am probably going to have to, so will rent out the family house and use that money to support living abroad seeing as everyone is doing it.

It's a big musical chairs game, all just waiting for the music to stop and hopefully find a seat and not caught out.

yes
they and all rural parts of Britain are the true Britain

Fuxk

The missus has been in a proper pissy mood with me for the past week and just gives the "I'm fine" response when I ask her what is wrong.

If she is shagging somebody else I'll hang myself outside of her parent's house (childhood home) to get the last laugh.

they've been doing it for hundreds of years, doesn't matter if they benefit from it or not like

you do know almost none of the countries in middle east are actually muslim in origin right? even somewhere like afghanistan was originally a buddhist country

muslims don't give a fuck lad, they are at their core part of a religion that preaches violent proselytization, you convert of die

tbdesu, somehow, there was rationing for a decade after ww2 and the UK survived that. I suspect rationing comes back sooner than food shortages - and then there really would be a return to dig for victory and black markets of food, food smuggling abound.

how can you spend so much time in the gym but still look like a femboy? idgi

malta is actually sinking

You get a free car, free cash, extra time on exams, a useful get of jail free card for work, priority rnhs care, why would you not even lie, maybe just stretch the truth a bit and say you’ve got the sads? Everyone gets sad, it’s true! Kinda

Love going for a walk in the forest because there's no obnoxious JBL speaker wielding niggers shaking their arses for miles
not for long though, it'll be torn down to make room for migrant housing

wouldn't it make more sense to kill him? or her?

i guess you missed it lad, but uk will have rationing soon
farmers are pissed at labour and told them they can go fuck'em selves and will be withholding certain goods until labour changes the new taxes on farmers they implemented

first thing they'll stop selling is wheat, so it's likely you'll soon see lack of bread in shops

She’s had a hairdo you thick cunt
Start scrolling teletext for cheap holibobs in Benidorm for one when she comes home

with a foreskin

I've been shagging this guys missus for the past week
Hopefully she will leave him and he will hang himself

"hey babe, I've noticed your mood has been a bit off this last week, yet every time I ask what's up, you say you're fine. If you want me to change or do something different, tell me, because I'm not a mind reader, and you're becoming unpleasant to be around".

There you go.

5 powers treaty was the end of it, aka the washington naval treaty. I honestly think that was the line ruled under the empire. From then on our fate was sealed.

Before then you have Northcote-Trevelyan Report of 1850s, which set the scene for it.

Some people say Suez, but of course Suez was just the demonstration that the country had zero foreign policy of its own. The strength had already long gone.

wish i could go for walk in woods lad, got to walk around shitty ass town full of pakis and nignogs instead does me head in how trampy everything round here looks

Secular reform non practicing :) fortunately they’ve got a lot of random sects to choose from

Gozo ain’t Malta tho you silly sosij

same shit , still part of malta innit

chatGPT tier advice

tfw just in time for fresh bake

I saw that news, yeah farming is getting assaulted all sides.

go outside have a walk and refresh yourself, there is almost always somewhere that doesn't have wogs infesting it; found a bunch of quiet spots for reading / thinking.

wish i could go for walk

Go for a hop instead ffs

i go for walk cheeky cunt, just cant walk in woods like me leg aint made for it

Lowe is controlled opposition
The giveaway is that he keeps mentioning "rape gangs" as one of his top priorities. That shit never happened and was completely made up by the government. And in the best case scenario where he is the genuine article, the guy's a total loser who doesn't have the stomach to lead a remigration movement. That would take someone with the same amount of drive and passion that Hitler had when he came into power.

calm down tripod

go outside have a walk and refresh yourself, there is almost always somewhere that doesn't have wogs infesting it; found a bunch of quiet spots for reading / thinking.

He can't travel too far from a charging station and they're all in town where the wogs reside

ffs They're still shilling adolescence

does a cripple walk in the woods?

Why is gym so busy ffs
don't these plebs have jobs to go to

Yeah, you're right; he should have a 10 page text feminine meltdown over her instead.
That's your area of expertise though, so you can help him out with a draft or something.

am just not going to watch it, simple as

Reminiscent of covid, the successful psyop. People don't learn

I've done you

Ask her why she's being such a moody cow, that'll force her to introspect and I'm sure she'll be more open afterwards

nobody works these days its why im an alcoholic vampire

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Mostly bame students in my gym around this time
They are all polite and attitude free but the indians insist on talking hands free on their phones

I don't have any Meta accounts at all

left my cold carrying sweat on the bench hopefully everyone gets sick and i can have the gym to myself

I only use it to message people

Dare I ask... what are you on about?

just get a kettlebell m8

For me it’s them losing their minds that Olukemi didn’t watch it because she’s too busy playing Clash of Klans

was clearly winding you up and it worked kek

the sun makes me depressed

no it doesn’t

Go outside and get some vitamin d lad

dench brings dat dino dick

fucking walking to shops for a bottle hungover and there's this big bright fucker shining into my eyes
bang out of order

?

Get a pair of sunglasses

Where's the rest?

no thats cringe

Less so than moaning that the sun is bright

oof ow the sun hurts my eyes better let the whole world know by buying glasses!

that's cringe plus you look like a dork

Don't listen to the Jew whose saying the sun make you depressed, the sun is free and has many health benefits the Jew hates that. Of course don't spend too much time in direct sun or else you'll burn your skin

How long before BBC news put 'incels' on the (((current thing))) banner?

sunglasses are COOL

come on even Asmongold goes outside and he's the King neet

You've done him
He's done you

Not wound up at all lad; it's just that your proclivity for posting screenshots of your failed relationships provides endless entertainment for the rest of us, and is therefore an easy retort.

it's an absolute rag without the redeeming feature of massive boobies

how did I know this was gonna be a 1pbtid before I even checked?

sunglasses are the equivalent to balaclavas for people who think they're too quirky to listen to drill music

Don't like being blinded when I drive in the evenings. Keep seething then.

I felt the need to hit back but it didn't wind me up

kek
cope
I've done you x2

your windshield isn't tinted? what kind of poverty spec car do you drive lmao

sunglasses make you look cool though
and block da harmful UVeeze

windshield

sunglasses make you look cool though

see

You're THIS coombrained?

Your concession? Accepted

Birmingham

yellow fever

windshield

uwot?

Bin laden

It's already happened

If you're taking vitamin d supplements take it with some fat

what concession?
I never concede
not even when I should

imagine the smell

it sounds better

SUNGLASSES.
ARE.
COOL.

Billy Moore's latest video on Birmingham is depressing

you've done him with his own routine, he's gonna start paki posting now lmao

kek

ESL nigger
Bet you say aloominum too

Just having polite discourse with you Josh; not everything has to be a debate or competition.
And regardless, if people reply to you then you say "I've done you". And if people don't reply, you say "defeated male leaves" or similar.
Either way, you manage to convince yourself of your superiority. Probably the NPD

it's windscreen ya tit

Birminghamistan has been depressing for like 2 decades. Absolute shithole. Perfect example of what to expect in other cities in the near future.

effortpost

cope

moral posturing

you're on the ropes

no

windshield sounds better

they fear the ugly white working class white man

good, millions must die.

forrin seethe

The government can only keep saying "this is fine" for so much longer

Wrong. The government is going to keep saying it while more and more foreigners are flown and shipped in. Britain is doing fine, economically speaking. Are there brown people everywhere? Yes. Do some cities look like dumps? Yes. Are some government agencies bloated? Yes. Can all of these things be fixed? Yes, very easily. But take a look at the politician's faces. They're all in good spirits. They're not anxious about the future at all. They know what's in store. They know they're going to be well off. They've all been told that. They don't care about cities becoming brown, because, who cares what the poor look like? Poor Briton, poor Indian, poor Pakistani, to an aristocrat, what's the difference?

I'd like to publicly apologise to everyone else here for Josh's behaviour for the rest of the day.
I wanted to trigger his little brain into one of his misfires, but I didn't think it would be that easy or quick.
Commence pakiposting in 5...4...3...

Druggies and fly-tipped filth and pakis

lmfao @ the council spastics made to watch adolescence

I really need to shave.

aye alright fuckin calm down brokie

windshield sounds better

Paki deano detected

aye alright

Now fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from nigger

Nobody baking?
Just let it die. This is the last brit/pol/ ever.

Paki deano

Deeno(ver Dunya)

akshually *snort* its a windscreen

I hope the next election has a 0% turnout

Deen-o Al-Windshieldi, innit

deepthroat me

It is, unless you're some sort of forin ESL nigger that is.

dasvideenoverdunyadaniya

fuck off you drive a corsa

bet you can't even legally drive

you're a couple years late with that one

400 posts
We did it reddit

No but your dad works at Avon

accurate statement desu, rich whites will look down on the poor regardless of race.

The main weakness of our people is we too often align along class lines instead of race.

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I can drive on my cousins provisional innit

Brother said I could borrow the family's motability mercedes innit

Yeah, my cousins got the insurance innit

post your windshield
you won't

i think that sometimes then i see a clean shave man without a gigachad jawline and visibly recoil.

if you have a weak jawline a full beard is ALWAYS preferable.

dead niggers kek

I think my facial hair is dog shit

?

I think my facial hair is dog shit

Imagine the smell

that sucks :( . Im lucky in that i can grow a full beard, i would be fucked if i couldn't.

My jawline is non-existent.

Britain is doing fine