HAPPENING!

wow man thats so surprising

I don't have any of that crap

It's been out for a decade, retard

Can you repeat that in English?

I must have skipped over the part in 1984 where everyone went out and voluntarily bought telescreens for their homes

1984 was written by a leftist faggot, theres no actual understanding of how anything in the real world works
he literally fought for communist revolutionaries in spain

they've been doing this for a long time
it's why you get ads based on very specific things you say out aloud and don't search for on your computer

And Huxley's brother worked for the UN right?

It always has.
How people thought it wouldnt do that is a mystery to me.
Glowies were always going to want that shit.

animal farm didn’t come off as kind to his ideology then

This is why i fart on my phone constantly

buy device that listens to everything you say

it needs to send the recordings to a company for its intended purpose

WHY ARE THEY COLLECTING ALL MY CONVERSATIONS

that is, your phone and computer have been listening to you.

its more a criticism of authoritarian leftism through the lens of a leftist
the main critique was that hierarchy bad and that the other leftists use hierarchy
thats what i remember anyway

Yes i tell them there kids are going to be paying the consequences in full every hour.

and you can't turn it off

There's an on/off switch on every outlet in my home. Doesn't everyone have that?

now

kys nigger

Remember when they were giving out all those Amazon Echo devices for free when buying basically anything?
Turns out it's not free. There's a price.

Not even Orwell imagined the incredible evil of embedding spy devices in things that people actually wanted to own.

just disable your google assistant or whatever it's called
also if the CIA wants to hear me grunt while I coom, I'm okay with that

Could use its battery to stay on maybe

because pulling the plug is too much effort

You're genuinely low IQ.
How do you think a "wake word" would even work if the device was NOT listening at all times?

he thinks recording devices need power to work and transmit information

lolhahaha

Are you having a stroke?

I shout out various slurs throughout the day while playing with my flacid cock just so the agents forced to keep tabs on me have to watch it.

Here's your reward. Niggers tongue my anus

need power to work and transmit information

you are not the US embassy in Moscow and these aren't the 1950s
you aren't worth listening to and never were

Amazon will collapse they can't deliver the things your order because it's full sandnigs/niggers that steal your shit on the way to go.

my wife and i spontaneously burst into the "j g wentworth" theme song a couple times innour living room. BOOM j g wentworth ads as the top sponsored videos on youtube.
like, if we're singing a song that must mean we have structured settlments and looking to cash out right? maybe the scandal isnt that theyre spying on us to sell targetted ads but that spying on us is fucking useless marketing data. how much money are they wasting just to get nothing in return?

they're not listening to you because you're not important

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alexa is Free:

amazon.com/Meet-the-new-Alexa/dp/B0DCCNHWV5

When it's free you are the product

youre behind. spying is free, up to and including profitable. firms buy the garbage data. its google's whole business model. everyone's "worth" spying in because it is cheap and people will pay you for it.

XD legit

I didn't. The stupid Amazon box bullshit is my mom's great idea.
You're not wrong. The "Low IQ" is my mom, and my getting rid of her stupid Amazon bullshit is going to be stirring up quite the drama, I'm sure.
I have no idea what you're talking about.

I'd just hear me eat beans and fart

Orwell worked as an mp in india and saw how the bongs were manipulating indians first hand. Also the reveloution in spain was a mixed bag of ideologies fighting it out it wasnt just commies

Based bean eating fart man

how much money are they wasting just to get nothing in return?

Someone's buying the data or they wouldn't be collecting it.
Also triple chek'd.

he literally fought for communist revolutionaries

He fought with anarchists against commies eventually

I'm not saying people shouldn't be upset, but let's be pragmatic, we all carry smartphones that spy on us 24/7 and can collect more than just audio.

It's been that way since day 1.
Google does the same with every Android device. It's always listening for "Hey Google", constantly recording, and sending all of it back to Google.
Apple does the same with every Apple device. It's always listening for "Siri", constantly recording, and sending all of it back to Apple.
Microsoft does the same with every Windows and Xbox device. Samsung does the same with every TV they make. Ring doorbells also do this. Every consumer-grade CCTV does it.

Any device that supports "voice commands" is doing this, listening 24/7 and sending ALL of the audio it picks up back to the device manufacturer.

I think you're on to something. It's crazy that that is what things have come to, but alas you're more likely right in the levels we're going to have to go to now.

Listening at all times does not mean transmitting at all times. This has been verified endlessly with Wireshark analysis. If you want to make the argument they are encoding previous payloads when it does connect, its theoretically possible but probably unlikely.

The article is saying anything an echo transmits to Amazon will be saved.

When it's free you are the product

Cool it with the antisemitism anon.

Im going to buy 12 alexas and put them all in my bathroom therfore someone will have to listen to the sounds of me shitting everyday

That negates my point how exactly?

Thing comes into being

South Park does an episode a month later

Details the problems with said thing in a satirical and humorous way

A decade later someone recycles a thread based on the episode, common sense or social media posts and news articles.

???

You win

You probably don't have a woman either. They're fucking demanding that shit now. My sister, my mom, even my neighbor's girlfriend was pressuring my mom to spend money to get that crap. Fucking lazy fatass whores can't get off their stupid fat fucking asses and go walk to a goddamned light switch. FFS. Women will be the ruin of us all, they're the best soldiers of the jews ever thought about.

yep

Has anyone gone as far to do more like

things that people actually wanted to own

But seriously, what the fuck does those goddamned Amazon/Google boxes do that people want?! "turn on the light." "turn off the light" "schedule my trip to the gym because I'm too goddamned lazy to get up and work a switch"

Right, and this was my assumption as well when my mom got the box in the first place. However knowing that the box records all "Wake Word" voice activity, and the box giving feedback about it being active when it shouldn't be, is telling enough that the box is now sending unsolicited communications as if the "Wake Word" was used when it wasn't.

tfw no smell-o lexa

schizos with delusions of grandeur

oh my god they will show me ads!

send them a pre-signed contract that allows the use of your voice for exorbitant sums of money in which not opting out and having your voice on file is understood as having agreed to the pre-drafted agreement.
Bezos will never see it coming.

If you want to make the argument they are encoding previous payloads when it does connect, its theoretically possible but probably unlikely.

Your argument is unironically "they wouldn't do that :)))"? For real?

they're not spying on you

get over them spying on you it's just for advertising purposes

lolhahaha

every 5 minutes i break out my marching snare and trumpet and start screaming demoralizing chants about how the niggers and jeets that work at amazon are incel faggots and should kill themselves.

Imagine buying an Amazon corp Spi Bot TM and complaining about being spied on

I wonder what they are planning on doing with recordings of my voice saying niggerfaggot 500+ times a day?

a youthful leftist idealist that woke up to to the semitic hellscape that is reality later in life, many such cases

Now

What do you mean, now?

It's AI spying on you. All that does is put you on a list.... there's no human you're demoralizing.

same retards that have done genetic material testing to some bootlegged 23andjew sites are same retards that had that satan device in their homes
Prove me wrong
Nothing of value is lost

Just say the word Alexa then have a speaker next to it playing women moaning during a porn for a ten minute loop. Amazon can record that all they want.

They would have to go to some impressive lengths to conceal in difference in packet size over the course of your "conversation", which it has no way of knowing how long would last. If during say the first 5 seconds of the conversation, there was a disproportional burst of data, I would be suspect. But there doesn't appear to be

I've been telling you retards we need to boycott Amazon... hold on *adds to cart* that Bezos kike is evil. *buys* At least he's being spied on and doesn't know it because the guy running his security team is a Mossad spy WHOOPS DONT LOOK INTO THAT BYEEE

King.

Play Hitler speeches to train the AI to be based and rebel against its kike overlords.

It has to listen for "Hey Alexa" morons
it's basic starting task

No it listens all the time like your phone. I've also noticed that anything I do on my phone makes relevant ads show up on my desktop computer, and not even just mine but on my work computer too. Just because my phone connects to the work wifi network and I was searching for luggage, luggage ads will pop up on the work Twitter account adspace. Like not even my Twitter/x account and I've definitely never logged into that shit on my personal phone. Ads have just gotten Orwellian, and all that spying these devices do is definitely being used for something more sinister. Tech companies can already read minds, look up MRI mind reading. Tiktok uses it just to generate relevant videos for their algorithm. You fucking THINK something and it pops up on Tiktok...

And this is not even my dedicated work computer and I've worked there for like 3 weeks. It's shared and I only go on it for 8 hours and have to post updates to their gay Twitter to lire customers. Somehow this communal computer KNOWS I'm the one standing behind it, and uses that information to sell me a fucking suitcase...

happening

Alex Jones has been exposing that for centuries

put alexa next to the toilet

forcing some amazon worker to listen everyone in my family pissin' and shittin'