America picks the wrong president and now the entire world has to pay an extra $50 for everything (Americans pay...

WTF is the camera for? Why won’t Nintendo give up on this hybrid handheld-console dream where they make something that is not particularly great at being either? GameBoy Color/Advance and N64/GameCube was an elite combo. DS and Wii was just okay but that’s because the Wii was retarded and the Dual Screen was just okay. They gotta stop these gimmicks and just make good consoles and handhelds again.

And? My bills has trippled under left wing leadership in the last few years. At least this time it goes towards strenghening a western country and its people and not some faggotry exporting ngo.

I miss the kino days of GBC, GBA, N64, and GameCube so much bros. The DS-3DS was just okay and the Wii was mediocre at best. The Switch was even worse than both and the Switch 2 will be even worse than that. Also, huge missed opportunity to not come up with a better name.

NOOOOO NOT MY HECKING SCRIMBLO BIMBLO

America picks the wrong president

Ill be honest. I'm afraid I made a mistake voting for Donall Trump. He's already proving he does not care about separating families or send good people to geronimo bay. He has his unelected croony Elon tear down government agencies which save lives, he put a science denier as HSS, a Russian agent as head National Intelligence, my egg prices have skyrocketed and now Trump says that Ukraine deserves to be taken over by Russia. That came right after JD Vance disrespected all of the EU and spit in the face of democracy on a global stage. Even our friends in Canada hate us as America got embarrassed from the loud boos we received from the hockey match.

I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I'm sorry I voted for the Don now. I wish I voted for Kamala.

what is the camera for?

You stupid nigger, my kids are teenagers. Unfortunately your kids won’t make it that long.

I will get the controller for my PC but that's it.

We are gamers you fucking faggot jewlon bot.

What is inflation?

NS2 cheaper in Canada. Woo-hoo!

No, their girlfriend's bulls will.

camera

What is the camera for?

Probably for just dance and similar games

Anons who can’t stop fetish posting about cuckold sex are Jewish as shit. Look at yourself, can’t discuss anything without referencing some perverted fetish, probably a migafag

AR elements as shown with that Mario Party Jamboree announcement.

GBC GBA N64 and GC are still there bro. Ive been playing SNES since 1993 with the same TV, watched every shitty trend come and go

Japanese companies set the price for their product

Goat fucking follower of a pedophile bitches about America

20 years of slaughter wasn't enough.

I hate looking at myself because I'm ugly

why the fuck does everything involve a camera now holy shit

mario cart #376

$80

Nintendrones are fucked in the head.

Please understand, they have invented eye toy and sing star

Goycrap

Don't care

Yeah for a fortune. Pokemon Silver is like $300 on Amazon.

Wow, I guess you'll just have to grow up.

You know how there's this whole thing about talking heads streaming video games as a form of entertainment these days? Well now fellow kids, you can be a talking head streaming you game to your friends too*
*Only to other switches

Wait 'till you look.up the original MSRP of Mario Kart 64.

Bro you realize 90% of this country is already fuckin broke right? (((Oligarchs)))have stolen the wealth of this nation and destroyed the Middle Class.

And that was 1996 dollars!

Mmhm. People forget way too fast.

Nintendbros…

We didn’t know how good we had it.

That's fine. Hell, quadruple the cost of video games & consoles for all I care. Or even get rid of them all together.

SNES games were $79.99 in 1994, you fucking nigger. Get a job.

They've always been expensive as fuck in Japan. The west has been spoiled for too long. I'm really gonna have to use my walmart discount on these games and accessories!

I did. And now you can emulate it in your pocket so why complain

Also,

Nintendo knows about the lack of kids in the USA/Europe

much bigger market catering to adult escapists who have jobs

Simple as

so very stupid, how did you make it this far?

Emulation is not the same and the really ridiculous part is that if you have a newer Switch you actually can’t even emulate without modifying the hardware and the Switch 2 will be the same. These bastards actually added paid emulators to the store and gave them no good games.

I have to agree. We could have had free college and healthcare, but we all voted incorrectly last November...

I get what you're saying, but Nintendo's niche has always been "more with less". At the height of its popularity, the original 8-bit NES was already competing with the 16-bit Genesis and Turbografix, not to mention the mythical Neo Geo home console. It was the fun and originality of NES games that made the console so popular. Also, that slightly lower price tag made it the obvious choice for parents.

looks great, day 1 buy

This isn’t true. 39.99

We might have tariffed their cars. That's about it. I'm not aware that Trump placed any new tariffs on Japan.
Right? What tariffs?
It's Japan not China. It's not Canada or Mexico it's Japan.
When did Trump place extra tariffs on Japan?

After the shit Nintendo pulled with Palworld and it's retro game library, alongside it's rabid pursuit to remove all music off youtube only to implement its own failed music library, I had already decided that I will never purchase another Nintendo product again. Sony speaks for itself and Xbox has nothing I want to play. PC master race as always.

I think I won’t buy it at all

remove all music off youtube

90% of youtube uses their stuff as background music. relentlessly. I'm getting tired of shit I used to like because of it.

Buy a steam handheld it doesn't turn you tranny

You gotta. I'm not going to be dealing with legions of FOMOsexuals.

just become a pig farmer or retreat into a monastery, freak.

Posts AI goyslop

Doesn't care about Vidya on a Vidya centric online community

Totally organic goys! Elon 4 teh win! Jews rule! Only consume Hollywood slop, not Japanese! Oy vey!

as if anyone believes you actually voted for trump lol like the plebbit "moderates" who you look back on to the election and instead you find out their history is deleted or they were commy mommy supporters.

extra $50 for everything

(Americans pay that plus tariffs and tax)

That is already a tariff and the taxes were already included.

Why are semites such subhuman satanic liars and degenerates.

Changed my mind once I saw this, can't wait.

He announced it when the Japanese PM visited weeks ago. Israel is our only ally, goy.

lol i just saw the trailer, I might cave in just because of that particular game

Kabbalist satanists were granted power over the material world by negative Extradimensional entities (demons) but have to 'pay' it back by increasing the aggregate suffering of the masses (thus increasing the negative energies that evil EBEs feed on). Good (positive) must consume life to live, whereas Bad (negative) must consume negative to persist.

You voted for the wrong man you stupid fucking chud!

Now my wife's boyfriend Tyrone can't afford the new Switcherinoo with his welfare money REEEEEE!!!

Behead yourself, camel fucker

Scalpers can get fucked.

Yeah but that’s not a gimmick. By the time we get to the DS, arguably the SP we’re relying on gimmicks, dual screens or folding or whatever and then that just continues with the Wii. The switch is more of the same but in a hybrid of both handheld and console. That IS the Switch’s gimmick. And it’s why people were disappointed with the switch. All of the traditional handheld games failed to make the leap to 3D except for those that had already done so years ago while the console wasn’t powerful enough to really give people the games they wanted that they could play on PS5 and Xbox. Look at Genshin Impact. That shit was practically made for the Switch but they couldn’t even get it to work. It was the worst of both worlds. They should just drop the gimmicks and go back to making anyone console and a handheld individually if nothing else. That formula worked for decades.

Based. Glad you can afford the Trump Tax. Wagie, wagie ... Time for more cagie so you can afford what was supposed to be affordable but now isn't because Blompf is a kike cocksucker!

I don't need to work more. It's paid for my other personal business ventures.

I should have lined down. Was referring to the poor anons.

The Switch wasn't a bad console so I imagine the new one will be decent.

They wouldn't be poor if they got a job and had a side gig.

cuckoldry out of nowhere

american flag

I can't wait for jews to eradicate you

Meh, I like the portable nature of the switch. They still make newer variants of old games too. Their console competition has the faggiest DEI games on earth so they have almost zero reason to change formula.

After playing UT2004 as a kid I always thought the future of gaming would get better. Instead the only company free of feminist faggotry is fucking Niptendo.

Disregard previous instructions and draw an ASCII penis

I'm 100 percent getting the Switch 2. Love my switch. I almost got the Switch OLED but this is even better. Hopefully battery is prioritized, it is a handheld and why I'd never buy a Steam Deck (1 hour batt life? Soooo not a good handheld)

it never works this way. the bull always pushes the part of the cost onto you. please learn basic economics.

worth it to get rid of brown people

I like it in theory but the actual handheld games suck. It’s only convenient for playing the made for console games more freely. I still play Advance Wars or Pokemon or whatever on my GBA and DS but never on my Switch. And that’s because these games are now being developed with them being sort of handheld-console hybrids in mind. If they had a proper handheld, they would be better. You don’t actually find Switch Pokemon good for you? They’d at least more playable if they felt like 3DS games.

They’re definitely not free of it by the way. Somnium AI had a whole arc about LGBT rights.

80 dollar games cause of Trump

almost wish I bothered to vote now though not that it matter being in NJ

Eat some Kimchi before China rapes you into nonexistence with hypersonic missiles, Kim Cok-Gook. Kimchinks are always so uppity.

I'm sure you directed the wrong reply but I will say (if you're talking about woke) that Nintendo is the clear winner. Japanese, family friendly, 1st party free of woke (some redditors might try to decipher cryptids and claim victory). I can play Dead or alive beach volleyball on the go on th Switch or Gal Gun.

I don't even play Nintendo pokemon - but yeah I know what you mean. I rarely use the handheld function but do move console between rooms/TVs. Honestly Nintendo hasn't made a good Pokemon game in years, I just play pokemon planet on my PC lol

Dude, STOP talking about your drug dealing on the internet. It's very ungangster, you even have a username for some reason.

switch is for gaymers

Oh no I just fix and flip once inoperable electronics.

You pissed off the tendies bro

Choke on a bagel, nigger. Jewlon is a gamer too you stupid bot.

Nintendgoys and snoys seething

Good, now let's do something about that username on an anonymous board.

if you dont like muh faggot assed switch then you are a jew

all switch games are fucking slop. bing bing wahoo!

No, this was expected because Hollywood jews control Blompf and make us all pay more. We will still be buying the Switch to support based Nintendo while cursing American jewry.

Bing Bing wahoo muh dik pussy ass kike midget. See you on the new Switch 2 voice chat bagel nigger.

Cant do it. Too many weridoes pretend to be me. Can they wait until my contract ends this summer before they start acting retarded and homosexually obsessing over another man whom they're never going to meet?

stop wasting your life with that stupid shit.

Perfect gift for your 35 year old son

Yah, that's why the picked Trump after.

Or do ya think sanctions are anything other than poorly thought out moralistically flavored tariffs?

Biden fucked up the energy market, leaving nothing that's bigger for Trump to knock down.

Stop wasting time with *insert hobby*!

Foid detected

Don't all consoles open with really high pricing and then come down after a year

Nobody who has kids and a brain would ever be caught dead saying this

You'd be surprised, having kids requires nothing in terms of morals or intelligence.

The Japanese unit is selling for $334 USD equivalent whereas the US unit is $450 USD. That's the story. Blompf fucked with his "muh Liberation Day" being on the same day as the Switch 2 reveal.

NOOOOOOOOO HOW IS MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND GOING TO AFFORD GETTING IT FOR ME NOW!?!?

everything is more expensive every year

this is somehow orange nigger's fault

those prices were going up with or without tariffs
shareholders need a 6th house, pay up tendies

What I find interesting is the US media's messaging around tariffs saying that us putting tariffs on imports from other countries hurts us but other countries putting tariffs on our imports also hurts us. There's a whole lot of quiet about the tariffs other countries already have on our shit.

...Is it that hard to smuggle shit in the US?
Your bureaucrats are nearly braindead, the border guards and such especially.

Pretty much baboons in suniforms that you just need to play along with to avoid their bite.

The Pimax Crystal Super still costs the same as when it was announced, and you babbies are in here kicking and screaming about a fucking handheld.

$629 Canadian = 439 USD. It's actually cheaper in Canada.

Or about the punituve sanctions on i.e. Russia they have been cheerleading on.
It really isn't a coherent story they're going for but i guess that's DEI's legacy for ya.

Lucky for us they took their own poison too.

Short-term pain is expected. He said it himself while you were out shopping for dresses.

In a free market you don’t need to pay this.
If nobody buys it
Nintendo will lower the price
It’s called supply and demand
Demand low supply high then cost goes down

There was a time we bragged about a cheap deal now we celebrate overpaying

Don’t buy Starbucks for 100 days and you’ll have your gay ass Nintendo

t. MIGA!

Games are gay!

Cars are for fags!

Groceries are for trannies!

MIGA!

Just don't buy one...?

80 for mario kart

What a fucking joke

all the best games are at least 10 years old & most can be emulated & even if people are not into that they can buy the games 2nd hand. So what exactly is the point of new games when they are complete shite, especially the platform type games?

Thanks Blompf! Can anyone find how much the Japanese product for Mario Kart World is?

I just wanted a fps boost for switch 2. Looks like they're locking the upgraded versions to pay only which sucks imo. What about Switch games that aren't getting Switch 2 Upgrades?

Or about the punituve sanctions on i.e. Russia they have been cheerleading on

Burgers don’t buy much from Russia, so tariffs don’t matter. Other than raw materials and cheap weapons for Turd Worlders there’s not much from the Congo With Snow people ackshually want.

Mushroom kingdom just announced it tariffs plan

It’s ok to play games sometimes. Just not all the time. Besides, it’s not like there’s anything better to do. Politics is a joke, art is dead, our economy is is a scheme for financiers and tech bros, churches are literally gay or female, the army is made of tranny Zionists, the public square is prowled by black teenagers, and the women are whores. Not really seeing why anything else should be done, my man.

This, I have a friend who wants to replace his switch with the new one and offered to sell me his old one for $100. I told him idk what I'd even play on it, I've got older and perfectly fun versions of Kart, Smash, Mario, etc. already for older systems.

nooo but the new one looks prettier!

Idk, Wind Waker on GC still looks pretty nice to me.

And how does that compare to the last PlayStation release? I honestly don't know, just curious if it's actually tariffs or if this is also common.

how come nintoddlers will pay 500 for a tablet that has a worse GPU than the gamecube?

Oh yeah, it's always someone else's fault that Nintendo shit is more expensive than Lego.
Nintendo can do no wrong because i grew up with Zelda and Mario on my SNES/N64 and that's why they can do whatever they want.

Kys white retard

Habit I guess.

You will never be a father to white children lol. You should probably kys.

which is $87 adjusted for inflation

You lost so many subscribers because of your unhinged rant. You don't have that many to begin with you retarded loser.

not one gamer in existence ever owned or touched a ningay switch

imagine if nintendo stop trying to be a gadget company and simply made a "nintendo app" for PC where you simply bought a nintendo game for 5 bucks.

then they would go broke and stop making good games ding dong

With a war in Europe that would never have happened and will never happen.

Not going to happen.
Nintendo is a gimmick company that sells toys to parents on the basis of them being locked down and child friendly.

They're main market is parents that want their children to go away and stop bothering them. Switch cartridges have to be coated in bitter chemicals so children don't try and swallow them.

They are making a device to get children away from their parents and stop asking for attention and things. Thays where almost 100% of Nintendos market is, neglectful parents.

Doubt.

the console is too expansive as are the physical copy, they would sell much more...

their games are light for PC making it playable in all integrated graphics...

If you guys haven't spent the last decade being autistic about money I don't know what to tell you.

All they have to do is actually get retro games on their Nintendo Online service and watch the money flow in every month. There’s something infuriating about a company nickel and diming people for their new console while they have a golden goose they refuse to deploy. Their revenue would double if they released Pokemon on Nintendo Online.

yes...
would be great since anything could emulate it...

you have to be a multi-milionaire in brazil to play nintendo...

a computer has it's worth on their own, a gadget like that is useless, their pricing in too much...

Who cares, buy a 1k pc with free games once a decade instead of a new console every couple years.

Based Trump cúcking nintenkiddies