Imagine not living in florida rn

I would move back there but the hurricane insurance is kill.
$1,000/mo for hurricane, $500/mo for flood insurance, $300/mo for homeowners insurance.
$1,800/mo BEFORE mortgage is just stupid, boomers have fucked up FL and it won't be fixed soon.

too many beaners niggers and jews

go to beach

WINDY AS FUCK

well maybe tomorrow wind will calm down

WINDY AS FUCK

damn tomorrow its gotta be a nice day

EVEN MORE WINDY AS FUCK

look up wind forecast, WINDY AS FUCK FOR NEXT TWO MONTHS

fuck your beaches

Beach life comes with its drawbacks.

t. gulf coast chad

The Atlantic coast if full of subhumans.

FUCK OFF FLORIDIAN REAL ESTATE AGENT

Try Southeast Alaska. The Tongass is amazing to live in.

t. Ketchikan

hello northern fren

living in tongue ass

based?

I just left Florida last year after spending my entire life there, way too many transplants and Jews now.

Ketchikan is full of junkies kek

Our trees will replace those nasty stick trees Canada uses.

It's humid and miserably hot during the summer.

South Florida is full of niggers, jews and spics. North Florida is the south.

Fuck that state.

We're closing more of the charity options every year now. Just closed the low barrier shelter last year and saw a marked reduction in drug trade across the board. We will make this island great again.

what a flat land shithole semen swamp

rent $350

better beaches

no hurricanes

you can live at over 1000m in a cool climate but still be 30 minutes from beach

groceries for a couple for a week can be $150 but its probably because you NEED your imported slop

6 month visa for gringos

pura vida

yep i think ill take costa rica

Just moved to Tampa myself

Tampa's a bunch of Jew-wannabe corporate cucks and literal niggers, enjoy yourself, fag.

Lots of hot chicks on the Riverwalk.

From where? Yankee go home.

San Diego

California is a terrible place to live. Shut the fuck up anon. You are clearly not from here. All the Americans are gone, and have been replaced with foreigners.

Imagine paying less than $2,500/month for rent
Imagine living in a state with doctors
Imagine living around less spics
Imagine living in a state where the power doesn't go out multiple times a month just because
Imagine living in a state where literally anything works

Florida is quickly turning into fucking brazil and I'm fucking tired of it. Florida will make you wonder if ice and snow for 6 months were really that bad after all.

Unfortunately the gulf coast is full of the most sociopathic "whites" you will ever encounter. I swear some kind of alien brain parasite landed in Tampa Bay that made everyone into demons. You will never find a group of "whites" with less functional frontal poles. Oh also, it's just part of dey culcha to not bathe for weeks for no apparent reason, even if you're clearly rich. Never seen this in my life even from brown third worlders until I came to Florida.

outer darkness 6 months out of the year

no thanks

I prefer my land like I prefer my women.
Florida is too flat.

Everybody has been real nice in my experience.
They drive like fucking lunatics

What are you talking about? Our daylight is almost the same as Seattle's

The driving is absurd. There are car parts on every road in Florida. And you must be rich if you think the gulf coast is full of "nice" people.

I just spent a week in Marathon down in the keys, nice vacation spot but not somewhere I'd want to live full time.

Also the Miami airport was a shithole, Florida Keys traffic was ridiculous even in the middle of the week and I can't get over how flat it is. As someone that likes to drive there are no fun or interesting roads, just double-laned straight lines through swamps, crowded highways or suburbs full of stop-lights.

whites

You mean fucking jews? These same "Whites" are in California.

If you sold and relocated you must be happy with your gains.

pls elaborate

Everybody in SoCal is a huge asshole.
I find that even people working at the gas stations are nicer.

problem with Florida is you dont know who is a nice local or an asshole that relocated from New York/New Jersey and bring their BS attitudes with them.

Its highly competitive here and there is no community. Its all foreigners and everyone hates each other. There is no social trust. Most Americans have already left only to be replaced by shitbag mexicans and various other illegals from other states fleeing for a "sactuary state"

We are fucked.

Everyone on the gulf coast is a huge asshole. They're just ambivalent rather than malicious (sometimes). A gulf coaster will have a pride flag in their dog bakery and a homeless person on their doorstep.

I'm not completely without roots here my dad is from Sarasota.
And I know about the New Jersey people.

I can't even tell if you're talking about Florida or commiefornia, and that's a problem.

Lived there for 5 years. Hated everyday of it.

Hot, mosquitos, hurricanes, spics.

That order.

They're called kikes.

Spics last

Tell me you're a spic without telling me you're a spic.

i went to tampa and that side and it was the most boring boomer shit i've ever experienced. oh and it was ALL mutted up

That's what I am saying, there is no sun 2/3rds of the year its awful and depressing.

Ketchikan days of sun 140/year

t.NorthIdaho days of sun 142/year

Can't wait to get back south.

Lol yes they do dumb ass, they're brackish, black even.

Tampa is just southern Ohio. It's just a giant dead city.

I'm telling you I have seen a marked improvement in the way people act since I came to Florida and I've been here 4 months.
Also I had never before in my life seen black guys on a construction crew

Surrounded by boomers and Jews? Nope.

nigger infested shithole

Ginnies too

get out then you southern scum

because taxpayers give me free money to live in southern california. and the weather is nicer here. high humidity makes me miserable.

Florida had snow this winter.

Again, you must be rich and delusional. Move to St. Pete, you'll love it. It's also full of nimby yuppie sociopaths just like yourself.

Was going to ask if the surf was any good.
No mountains, but I could deal with it if the surf was decent.

Don't forget about the Canadians. There are so many of them in Florida that there are French speaking radio stations.

i could see why people like florida. weather was nice. also i like storms, so i'm not bothered by them. but everything was just mass suburbanization. there were a good amount of places that were a lot of young white people tho, too. I have mixed thoughts about florida honestly

No mountains,

They have Space Mountain.

I imagine not living in Florida everyday. Seriously, I wake up and am like good Lord I'm glad I'm not in Florida.

TSA feds in florida in conjunction to with the masonic-semitic-spanish-shitalic empire made me lose R$5.000,00 reais so they could make a joke about one of their movies...

this. going on a walk doesn't really exist in florida. you have to drive everywhere. want to go to the store? drive through like 10 highways to get there. and hoas seem to be a burden. imagine getting bossed around in YOUR house. that YOU bought. holy kek.

If Florida wasn't mostly ice-free, literally nobody would ever come here. I'm literally considering moving regardless of the weather, because I've just had enough of the god damned dysfunction. Florida is the only state in the union where a doctor will just lose your appointment without explanation. And I'm not kidding about the infrastructure. Literally third world tier. You NEED a UPS if you live in Florida because your power WILL be going out at least once a month. FOREVER.

*Spic Mountain

Well that's not much of a concern anymore since a Florida crackhouse will set you back about $3 million.

what do all the spics and niggers that came over from the caribbean do in florida. the african american population in florida plummeted and i would say most blacks in florida now are caribbean rather than american-origin. I

what do all the spics and niggers that came over from the caribbean do in florida? the african american population in florida plummeted and i would say most blacks in florida now are caribbean rather than american-origin.

my keyboard is acting up. or maybe just my fingers.

This, that water looks unsanitary to swim in

813 reporting going to go walk around with the wife at Busch gardens and play pokemon go after work today

Live on welfare. The cubaniggers live 20 to a household and park all their cars all over the yard and sidewalk like hillbillies and sell drugs and commit assorted crimes. A lot of them are employed by the government too, if you catch my meaning. The afro-caribbeans are just human drek and need dumped into the ocean.

Btw, every square inch of low income housing is taken up by black women, as if that comes as a surprise to anyone.

It is awesome weather and warm water on one coast , but it’s full of niggers and browns now.

Florida isn’t even nice to visit, unless maybe you are a fish or brown.

so if retirees don't pay taxes, and there is no income tax, and you have a massive non-white welfare population, and a white welfare population too in the north of the state, how does florida stay afloat? Sales tax and big corporations/tourism I'm guessing?

Clearly someone has never been to Florida or is a spic. Florida is overflowing with spic vermin, not blacks.

Forgot pic took it a few days ago while at work

100% fucked.

It used to be. Until the federal government decided to destroy all the southern states with unfettered illegal immigration. Miami used to be white if you can believe it. Now nobody there can speak English.

Jacked up real estate prices. Rent seeking is totally out of control in Florida. It has some of the most expensive housing in the country and probably the highest average rent of any state.

Haha go up north before the break up ( ocean thawing) , the frozen sea ice is covered with honey buckets ( five gallon buckets filled with shit ). That’s how natives and locals get rid of their winter waste , no public sewer , no septic , no out houses.

seethe reddit

Sailboats are so cheap in the US. I could buy one for 10k in FLA and live in coves the whole year.
nb4 hurricanes

Yes, it's a yuropoor's dream

I lived there for 25 years doing construction all over the state.
It’s filled with niggers and browns
You’ve never been or are retarded

you replied to yourself retard

imagine not living in florida rn

It's like 80% brown cunt and proper mystery meat what the fuck am I even looking at sorta brown. It is THE placed in the US where the mutt meme is real. Fucking nuke the place and start over.

Where? In Jacksonville, you poser? You lived in Alabama, not Florida.

Wrong.

Gulf of Mexico is where it's at.

This it’s a good lifestyle
If you don’t mind small spaces , which I don’t. You have to be armed ( pirates ) it can be dangerous.

Too many jews.

Water world blocks your path.
We also have more coastline than you.

I can tell you’ve never lived in Florida

For me it’s
1. California
2. North Carolina
3. Virginia
4. New Jersey
5. Florida

Puerto Ricans work mostly menial jobs and hate on the Cubans
Haitian men hang out all day at the local church parking lot getting drunk while all the Haitian women ride the bus to their Publix jobs
Cubans start out in menial jobs, get educated and quickly climb the ladder, they are honorary whites

I hope both of you get ass rapped by a pack of GRIDS-riddled Haitians. You gotta go back.

What language is spoken in Miami-Dade? Do you even know?

This is the population history of the DR, one of the largest carribean immigrant groups in america. holy fuck they 12x'd their population in a century. absolutely insane. never realized

The cubaniggers live 20 to a household and park all their cars all over the yard and sidewalk like hillbillies and sell drugs and commit assorted crimes.

Puerto Rican detected

you can also add

flat terrain

too many ethnics and jews

Florida used to be a white haven. Then jews bought up all the land to develop it. Then the jews retired there. Now the niggers are moving in to slowly strangle the jew stronghold to death. May the strong survive.

t. Tampa area cop that gets directives to passively harass niggers

free slightly used poop buckets for the taking?
sign me up

Grew up there. Remember what it was. Will never go back. Enjoy the half jew half nigger hellpacoplyse. Say hi to chitwood.

Florida is filled with criminal niggers and spics and of course the infamous Florida man. Coupled with Disney adults and boomers(mostly Jewish snowbirds) i can't think of a worse place to live. Great visit. Horribly state to live in. Also latinos somehow co opted part of the state and they aren't even funny big booty latinas it's just fiesta gay folk. Hard pass.

reddit.com/r/Miraq/

reddit.com/r/DuvalCounty/

I'm the last white in Florida.

1-75 is blocked up only the northbound lane because all the snowboomers and canadian faggot are going back to their frozen communist shithole states.

MUH NIGGURS!!

Tampa area cop

So a spic.

flat boring beach for like 800 miles

shitty condos filled with niggers and boomer jews behind them

florida is like a stupid poor person's version of a "nice" place

You mean second to last im a Florida cracker i was born here i grew up here i will die here1

let the Anon Babble incel fucktards and terminal renters/socialists and europeons rant in this thread as they are utterly fucking clueless. IYKYK

Pick related is my favorite thing about visiting Florida.

Puerto Ricans work mostly menial jobs and hate on the Cubans

Haitian men hang out all day at the local church parking lot getting drunk while all the Haitian women ride the bus to their Publix jobs

Cubans start out in menial jobs, get educated and quickly climb the ladder, they are honorary whites

Sup 305 bro

you do realize your state imported a million non-white in 2023/4 alone, right?

It fucking snowed again today

Florida fucking sucks now. Decades ago it was fine. But now, it's turning into a nightmare. People are flooding the state making traffic horrendous and increasing property values and rent. Literally worse property taxes than up north. A trip that used to take 15 minutes can take like 40-45 minutes now. Yankees are transforming the state from the more pleasant and kind laid back culture that characterizes natives to the uptight asshole culture of the north. And with that the state is turning into some kind of police state with these crazy laws lately. The summer heat isn't enough to dissuade them away due to just using HVAC.

Oh we fucking realize. Believe me. Nobody who actually lives in this state and isn't a spic is unaware of what's happening here. Florida is already lost to "latin" america, for all intents and purposes. It's MUCH worse than California. There is an entire county that literally can't speak the country's language. People don't believe you when you tell them this, because it sounds implausible, yet here it is.

This is the first poster itt I actually believe lives in Florida.

English / Spanish
Haitian Creole depend on where you live it’s a big area.
You don’t live in Florida or you’ve never been out of your neighborhood

English

WRONG. You would think it would be impsossible, but you would be wrong. In Miami itself there are stores where people speak English, but it's NOT their first language. Outside of that you may as well be in fucking cuba.

I'm hoping to get back into snowboarding this year.
Trying to move even further north than I already am, hopefully near slopes.
I fucking hate humid weather.

trip that used to take 15 minutes can take like 40-45 minutes now.

bradenton detected. most the middle is nothing but sprawl and "country road/state hwy" traffic from one strip mall encircling a master-planned community from another. go to a real city or enclave please.

Personally, I'm considering taking the Anon Babble boomers up on their "land is cheap just live in the middle of the Arizona desert" offer.

the 2030 census will be disastrous. it's gonna show we have like 400 million people and are like 30% white

bradenton detected.

Nigger that's fucking all of Florida. The traffic is hellish here.

Yeh you don’t live there

Oh no, they already "fixed" that. All spics are claiming to be white now. This country is already majority spic now. You won't hear that in any "official" sources, but I think the average american is aware.

Shut the hell up, Eglin, you brown swarthoid.

It was an addendum. Besides, we yuropoors are lesser human beings.

here

where are you and disney scape is not FL

too flat

Both coasts have hellish, congested traffic. I'd love to know where you think the traffic is fine. The fucking Villages?

This is the future of all US states if Jews keep importing niggers and browns
We need to gather up all the Jews and ship them to Cuba

I'm white. Been here all my life but originally from the Charlotte county area.

You still don’t live there

america is undergoing massive demographic change, even on a state by state basis. im from nyc and we lost 800k people in the past 5 years apparently

Godspeed. Go west young man.

Everyone escaping Jew Marxist policies designed to destroy the US / west
It will never end until we end the Jew

Pensicola getting sad flurries that melt by noon is not the snow people are asking for lol

Florida is a flat shithole with endless strip malls and humid heat. I'd rather live in Chicago or NYC.

Which niggers are kikes importing? Please be specific and use numbers.

A tampa cop

You most assuredly are not.

If you are going to live in a tropical shithole, at least pick somewhere with pretty mountains or friendly people or a low cost of living. Florida has neither.

Its like Panama City without the pretty mountains, smiling faces or $400 apartments.

It was comfy before. But those times aren't coming back. I bet it felt similar to California in the 50s and 60s. Don't know if it'll go that direction but a lot of the positives to stay and live here have been dwindling over the years.

bradenton detected

Lol not just bradenton. Sure not everywere but overall, and especially around the coasts, development and population has increased dramatically. It's evident from just seeing the traffic pushing beyond the limits that can infrastructure can reasonably accommodate. The streets were clear years ago but now it's a fucking parking lot down to the interstate.

master-planned community

The increasing HOAs are another problem.

I did live in Pensacola, Florida for 18 years. Got hit by Hurricane Ivan in 2004 three months after I moved there. Got pounded and nearly flooded by Hurricane Sally in 2020. The heat and humidity are unbearable and so are the bugs. I used to laugh at the tourists trying to have a Florida vacation in the summer. They all looked miserable in the heat. The place is overrun with niggers and spics too. My homeowners insurance went up to 5K in 2022. I sold my house and got the fuck out.

Neoliberals destroyed the country so badly they're causing reverse brain drain as the youth literally flee to the countryside to afford housing. Meanwhile hordes of the worst third world immigrants are absolutely FILLING our cities.

It was comfy before.

I know. It's painful. My dream as a kid was to live in Miami with all the neon and glamor, but by the time that was possible, it was already a spic nightmare.

it's true. nyc is a shell of itself. it's like how tf did we end up here

I love visiting Florida. Best place to vacation in the States. You'd have to be insane to want to live there though. Also fuck mosquitoes.

bro. im trying to enjoy my freezing rain right now. could you not?

miami could've been so cool. I wouldn't even mind you know a small caribbean population, as miami is physically basically in the caribbean. neon lights, nice beaches vibe with caribbean flare. but instead they decided to literally import the entire country of cuba. i'm not even joking. 20% of cubans in the world live in south florida.

florida is basically what happens when you given american jewish capitalism a flat template to do whatever it wants.

almost the same

two hour difference of daylight

your brain is frostbit

Post woman you fat fucks. Oh whait a sec you wont share this gems with us but i will.

You'd have to be insane to want to live there though.

This
Sums up Florida.

Checked. Boomers and snowfags get the rope.

overpriced and overniggered

What's that in pic. A pillow?

It's a horrid state anon, no one should come or ever live here.

Here is a floridian cutie for you

>i think ill take costa rica

<fer de lance snake gonna hunt you down and kill you so it can feed off the rats eating your corpse

<fire ants will swarm you, put you into analphyllactic shock

<rabies endemic

<power onages rarer than power outages

<mestizos surround you, 'nuff said

<worst food in central and south america

<tourists everywhere, largely NY jewish

<pickpockets, thieves, burglers and scammers who prey off the tourists and white residents

<sub-room temperature IQ, dumber that mississippi nigras

<Arenal is going to blow and create a canal spanning to both oceans

<drug running, violence and the police are all asleep in their squad cars or beds

<monsoon WILL drown your ass

I prefer to live first world.

>imagine not living in florida rn

Image putting up with Florida Man...

Most people who dislike Florida are just mad because they could never make it here. Besides California it is the most expensive state in the USA. I am a highly educated 30 year old white male that works in the medical industry, I make over300k a year and live in a massive house on the ocean. Most of you are uneducated and can only work low end jobs so you would never be able to hack it here.

Fuck cops, spics, Jews, AND niggers. Get a real job, fag.

I live in Naples and my home insurance is only $800/year

I make over300k a year and live in a massive house on the ocean.

And spend your day posting on Anon Babble

Have a you i refused to live in your shithole for 400k a year.