OH NO, WE'RE GOING TO BE INVADED

OH NO, WE'RE GOING TO BE INVADED

QUICK, MAKE SURE CITIZENS ARE AS DEFENSELESS AS POSSIBLE!

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WE'RE GOING TO BE INVADED

nobody seriously believes this

Oh yes saars.

Self defense is of the criminal offense saars, do not be of the standing up to people who are trying to hurt you

I don't think Europeans know what their military looks like.

When the Ukraine boogaloo was kicking off the Ukrainians were slaughtering the fuck out of each other and they blamed Russian saboteurs for their retardation.

Hastily armed civilians shooting at any military truck that they came across because old Soviet surplus for looking Russian.
Ukrainian armed services shooting at hastily armed civilians because the assumption of Russian agents.

People near Russia or China may disagree

now you see the truth about your own fucktwit politicians.
when we invade you - its to make sure you ARE armed and you HAVE weapons and that you are Canadians once more.
we will be liberating you from the own dumb fuck choices that you have made for yourselves as a group politic.

only because they've been heavily propagandized to hate people they should be cooperating with

We fully support this in the USA.
People in McDonalds have conversations on this.
We talk about it in grocery stores.

Umm, anon.

I've spent time up north and the amount of people who think Russia is just going to drive over open ocean in tanks and then over mountains and lay Siege to ootawah is alot higher than zero.

Also, if you have ever left the city, things like that one hill West of Saskatoon, the hill near Ft McPherson, and the ability to close the Rideau canal and flood all of Ontario.

Wouldn't worry too much about needing a gun to defend the country, just cut down a few trees and drag them onto the road

In Minecraft: Defense of Berlin edition.

youve got a point, OP

I don't think countries like Poland, Finland, Czechia and the like would find being part of modern day Russia to be anything resembling an upgrade.

that MAWL placement

I was mostly talking about land/sea borders with this thread, but yes. Russia does send bombers across the Arctic into Canadian airspace which we then have to escort back with interceptor jets.

I don't think Europeans know what their military looks like.

Its true there's no standardization, they all look different, but in the event you have a foreign hostile enemy running around the streets of warsaw or something, its safe to assume EU forces were already eliminated at the borders trying to prevent the invasion in the first place.

blamed Russian saboteurs for their retardation.

I'm not an /uhg/ tranny but they absolutely were russian loyalists attempting a coup in Kiev. Plenty of people hated what was happening in Donbass prior and were waiting for a chance to strike. Don't forget this is a civil war between ukrainians first and foremost and russia's intervention didn't happen until very late in it outside of their initial securing of Crimea to supply donbas through.

russia wants to annex east europe

go back to Anon Babble retard

not gonna happen. It's not about military force, but wherever US can actually swallow Canada. Imagine for a second 40 mil extra population, ~70% of which a some kind of left leaning. Republicans will never get elected again. Then imagine mass migration in both directions. Imagine trying to normalize the healthcare disaster between old and new territories. It's retarded. Trump is just talking mad shit, as he always does.

I stand corrected: nobody with IQ over 90

Wrong.

Here in Canada we have been taught and conditioned that in group preference is wrong and that we need to put other groups before ourselves while holding the idea that it's okay for some groups to be punished for the actions of their members in the past, while other groups are allowed to be blameless and above you.

It's virtuous to feed starving African children over help a member of your tribe or group.
You need to be inclusive and give others jobs and promotions due to their race, while actively disenfranchising other groups and telling them they can't because of their race, or groups actions in the past.

An entire generation that is raised to see being victimized as empowering, and that standing up in the face of opposition is the absolute worst thing you can do, and a real man suffers endless insults and blows to the face and does nothing, that's the measurement of strength in Canadian society.

To accept endless insults, ridicule, and battery and say sorry, and accept the burden of every responsibility, why I would gladly steal food from my own childrens plate to feed starving non-canadians, as would any and all /Real Canadians/

That's the jewish MO

They landed a MIG in one of the EW line based back in the boomer era, did maintenance and then took off.
It's more to do with them being dumb and running out of fuel and choosing Canada as the safer option versus trying to hope you land near Moscow or one of the fewer areas, we have given them fuel numerous times over the years and don't talk about it.

Canada.

Interceptor jets.

Anon, stop lieing Canada doesn't have an air force, we ask America to do it for us.

I would love to invade Canada
I'd prefer strategic bombings but war is war

We're not coming to make you a state with voting rights.

We're coming to make sure that you are aligned with the NORTH AMERICAN PEROGATIVE.
Read: anti Asiatic Horde.

The maratimes are like, perfect for musket and canoe warfare.

It's really made me appreciate things more, given that in a few years muskets and canoes will be the only things we can own cause boats are bad for the environment, eh.

not seeing forest for the trees

Canada was conceived by bongs to act as a great power spoiler to prevent US-Russia railway construction over Bering sea to mainland US. In geopolitical sense Canada to US is what Ukraine to Russia. A retarded step child with holier than thou attitude, who's core identity is all about being NOT the bigger brother.

Those are bullshit Quebecois lies.

This country was founded on the fur trade, and the idea we should kill french people with our token aboriginal allies and give them guns and alcohol and then get drunk and kill French people together.

we just happen to get our "constitution" handed to us by loyalists the next day after Alaska sale

sure ok buddy

The French WERE the fur traders, you dense motherfucker.

Nigger

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I'm not sending you my guns, though. Buy your own.

im not raising a weapon against my american brothers.

fuck canada.

Dude, you may want to take a peek at your street.
Just because your government have betrayed your nation, it don't make it any less of an invasion.

we will be liberating you from the own dumb fuck choices that you have made for yourselves as a group politic.

You are absolutely correct Sir.

Annexation is liberation.

We're already being invaded. Have been for some time now, at the behest of the government that wants your firearms.

Which also enacted martial law on a peaceful protest.

I want to be part of the team who bags Trudeaux. Genital torture and water boarding are very much on the menu.

That was wild when they deployed snipers because of honking. Then they laughed at trampling a grandmother with a horse. I can see where the history of war crimes comes from.

Well the average canadian is a NPC so yeah alot do beleive this bc magic box says so

The dude in the brown coat that got trampled was never heard from again.
Dude is fucking dead.

envisions an invasion like Normandy in 44'

never even sees them coming through the airports by the thousands

If an invasion wasn't shilled 24/7 on MSM you would never even know it was Happening™

My country has a major shortage of pedocillin. Only one group benefits. The pedos.

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40 mill extra population

Not when it’s all said and done. Want the land not the jeets and slant chattle.

i think it's more likely that usa invades us or uses special forces against us than russia or china

This is because you are a retard who pees sitting down and pimps your daughter to muslim pedophiles.

It’s worse: it’s an unholy mix of Ukraine and Belorussia, yet with none of the inherent downsides of either, and 100x the retardation and self destruction of both. Either of the aforementioned states would be global super powers if they had half the opportunities Canada does, let alone similarly low levels of impediments.
Only reason people dont call you out on it is they all hate the usa and love seeing what useless leeches the members of our circle are, while Mexico is on the opposite border being a even more violently (emphasis) subhuman, drawing away any would be “failed state”s criticism.
You’re only good feature is you don’t matter at all so nobody cares (except mass migrating shitskins who realize this).
If by “us” you mean Iran you subhuman raghead, then maybe. All of this is smoke and mirrors to rile people up and divert away from where the orange heeb is leading us.
I’m just glad it’s awoken the average American to the absolute subhuman state of their northern border hugging two legged race of pests known as cancucks.
Anon Babble was right again.

No. I won't.

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Scared little canuk probably doesn't even own a butfore

Scared

Of what? You telling me to shut up?
I've seen comedically edited videos of capybaras that are more intimidating than you.

Scared of the American butfore and the fact you will never own one