Fbi showed up at my door today...

stop lying, also you won't do shit

always have a jar of your urine and feces mixed together for when satanic agents show up at your door. I keep mine by the coat rack.

No pics. They weren't even here for long. I didn't let them come in.

I've been visited by them like ten times over the last few years. Kind of used to it by now desu

They don't have the funding for this Larp

post the papers they gave you

I wouldn't waste my time making such a thread if it wasn't true.

They didn't give me any papers. They weren't here for long.

therefore, it didn't happen.

reddit

Idiot.. Don't answer the door you stupid fuck. Make them do the work if together want your time.
You sound as stupid as an FBI agent dei hire

I'm honestly going to say this if the chance ever presents itself.
Thanks.

you’re full of shit then

Why would you answer the door for random strangers?

glownigger frog

Yeah ok retard

Fafo

He showed me his badge through the door.

All FBI agents deserve to live the way I live.

They didn't give me any papers

False. Nothing government troons like more than handing out paper and filling out forms

The fbi showed up at my door a couple of years ago. And by the fbi I mean comcast and by show up at my door I mean sent me a letter for illegally downloading Mr. Robot season 2. I screamed at the letter repeatedly “am I being detained?!” until my wife yelled at me to knock it off.

no they didnt.

Never answer the door for a cop or a fed. They need a warrant to speak to you. If they come up to your door, get your rifle ready and hide.

they aren't real feds unless they ask for your Anon Babble password

I just wanted to clear things up for them that I had no intentions of doing bad things, which I don't.

Brother I have had to handle CIA informants in person, not that you would ever believe me. In fact, I do not care if you do not believe me, and to you I am anonymous.

They're watching.

worse, the jannies are directly reporting your IP and personal data to them
for free

This.

This and a shitwood thread, interesting.
Fuck Jews.

Yeah well, fuck those janitors.

Guys i have to say it.

Brother I have had to handle CIA informants in person

So you work for the CIA.

Lmao. Based. They wouldn't come to my door though. Had to go down to the local PD so they could tell me I didn't do anything illegal, I should just be quiet from now on. This was during Covid hysteria.
Fuck those faggot thugs.
COOL FRIEND | LE TIGRE (The true story of when I was harassed by the FBI)

youtu.be/omtz4XBOrmQ

Im not watching that...what did you say?

Please don’t hurt anyone anon the FBI are the good guys and just trying to keep the world safe.

no prob fren
good luck

you should read this book

I had a dispute about Covid rules in public schools, specifically abuse by individual schools not enforcing the already ridiculous rules as written. I won and the state dropped the COVID rules. I celebrated in a thread and then got a visit saying I should be quiet from now on, or else they would have to come back and visit again. Lol. It sucked, desu. I do not recommend it.

Looks like russian disinformation no thank you stop supporting the terrorists anon

Also it's just a song. Click it, faggot.

You’re now a member of the v& club, congrats!
I earned my wings back in February.

No, they wouldn’t.
I didn’t answer, they banged on the door for about 4 minutes while cops walked around my home (I was watching them on my Ring cameras), after a few they just left a business card and left.
Rule number one, never answer the door.

They give you their card when they show up.
I got swept up in operation buccaneer as a little wee kid sitting in IRC.

If they want to get you, they'll get you. Why not answer the door and look the tiger in the face? You're under surveillance anyway.

Because they never came back, why would I even entertain their ideas of my being potentially dangerous when I could just ignore them?
Nothing makes an impotent fedfag angrier than being ignored.

Everyone is under surveillance. I never did a bad thing in my life and yet this happened to me today over an apparent post about a drug company. Like, are you kidding me.

Soon, it will be illegal to criticize Jews or corporations. And god forbid you criticize a Jewish corporation, anon…

And if the post was made in Jan why did they confront me about it today? It makes no sense to me.

What did you say?

Was it just Feds? My visit was from fbi and state police. Again, I was asked to meet them at the local PD. They said they were from some cyber unit, which made me internally lol.
But yeah, they are thugs sent to intimidate. That's all. Enjoy the constant surveillance. They don't just "let people go" like thinks.

Because, now that fedfags are being cut and are on suicide watch, they’re desperately trying to find “threats” to justify their existence. They just hope that if they can find enough mean posts here, it’ll keep their job so they can milk the system by continuing to watch us shitpost while ignoring credible threats that are everywhere.

Oh, I’m not saying I’m in the clear, I, just saying that I did nothing wrong, and thus, have no need to defend myself to a bunch of useless fat fucks who will allow some psycho troon to shoot up a school because they’re too busy watching us closely for hating Israel.

I don't even know. The visit was brief, they didn't come in, they said it was about a post that was made in Jan about pfizer. I didn't think to ask and they didn't offer to show me.

show us the post?

lol. Based, ngl.

It was two fbi agents and I think two plain clothes officers.

I don't know what post it was.

I don’t think OP is looking for another visit tomorrow, kek

They've called me a few times over the years but I just ignore them. They have a field office literally down the street from my house. They have their guys on rotation because I almost never see the same two faces there. Just ignore them. They've got better things to do and bigger fish to fry than some edgelords on an Indian basket weaving forum.

If they approach you be polite and courteous but deny to speak to them without a lawyer present. They'll try to pressure you to speak to them by using minimizing language to disarm you psychologically. If you're arrogant like me you can rip into them for letting Hunter Biden off the hook. They get mad when you point that out. And the Epstein client list walking free. Makes them feel small and they deserve it honestly after all of the bullshit lies they uphold. They'll never apologize for it though. It's not like them to bear some humility. That's for us to do (the common people).

With that said I'm sure the rank and file try to be decent people, and occasionally they make some good calls but a dishonest organization tends to turn its employees into that. I enjoy when they take on the Indian scam artists stealing grannies pension funds. That's about it. Otherwise they're too busy covering up for the elites, and bringing down the hammer on anyone who disagrees with the status quo. Real proud Americans right there. A nation founded on a revolution and violence, but when Americans exercise their frustrations on dishonest corrupt people, they're branded terrorists. You're free, but you can't protest though. That's bad too. You're not allowed to complain without unmarked vehicles parking outside of your house for years. Sums up this banana Republic pretty succinctly. All the more reason to get the fuck out of this embarrassment and treat it as a rare occasional vacation destination where I risk getting shot by an incel having a bad day. We are too docile. We need a completely new government.

I just wanted to know why they were here since I'm disabled and was so confused since like I said I don't dabble with bad shit. If I or someone else I responded to made a stupid post, ok, I won't do it again. I wanted them to know that, so I opened up after they showed me their badges.

Suck on my dick Federal Bitches Incorporated.

Did you tell that that mortal laws no longer apply to you and that they will never be a woman?

OP is a faggot

You really have nothing to be afraid of in most cases unless you really manage to step on their toes (you know something you shouldn't, they know you know and they expect you to threaten their power or someone powerful they protect). Or you made a very serious threat and your history shows that you are a threat.

It was probably just someone reporting your comment as an actionable threat, and they caught wind of it. Could have been a submitted tip, could have been an IX liason sitting at a desk browsing this god forsaken site and finding you being out of line. Don't sweat it man. Be more concerned if they start trying to round us up for calling out Israel and labelling any criticism lobbed at them as inherently anti semitic. That's when you should be worried.

I'm just gonna keep my distance from Anon Babble from now on. I'll still read the threads and maybe post something here and there, but I think I'm done. I've been through so much lately including my grandma's passing and just want to be left alone already.

Did you offer to suck them off?

FBI really going after 9 to 5, low T men sperging nonsense. But they can't impede Chad Mangione and Chad failed trump shooter.

not your personal blog faggot, FBI does wellness checks all the time, you are not special

I wouldn't waste my time making such a thread if it wasn't true.

This is actually a solid point

Fuck them and let them know that watching is happening on both ends. I can’t imagine how multiple people working for kaiser, whoops phizer, are not legally required to swing from the rope.

Watch what you say here, guys. They're watching

know your place scumbags

I had a fed come to my door in the 90's. He looked like BB King. Said he was doing a background check on the neighbor who was a state trooper that applied for the fbi. I gave him a good review. I was a degen in those days, in and out of the house at late hours so it's possible it was a cover story to vibe check me.

Pol is a satirical board dipshit. Youre supposed to come here and blow off steam. Not make actionable threats.
Nothing said here is relatable to the real world.
Also your story is fake and gay.

Lol no theyre fucking not.
Its proven the fbi starts terrorist plots so they have something to justify their funding.

I never made any threats. They said I responded to someone who did.

Watch what you say here, guys. They're watching.

Glowniggers tongue my anus.

they're too busy covering up for the elites, and bringing down the hammer on anyone who disagrees with the status quo. Real proud Americans right there. A nation founded on a revolution and violence, but when Americans exercise their frustrations on dishonest corrupt people, they're branded terrorists. You're free, but you can't protest though. That's bad too. You're not allowed to complain without unmarked vehicles parking outside of your house for years. Sums up this banana Republic pretty succinctly. All the more reason to get the fuck out of this embarrassment and treat it as a rare occasional vacation destination where I risk getting shot by an incel having a bad day.

THIS needs to be posted several times a day, every day until this glowfagged shithole site is shut down for good.

You should have demanded that they show you a printout of the post you made with proof of your IP.

I would love if they showed up, id just make them feel dumb and if they tried to arrest, kill them.

Be cool like me

I wasn't thinking. I'm disabled and going through a lot right now. I've never personally dealt with the cops or fbi in my 37 years of living. All they said was that it was a post made in Jan of this year about pfizer.

I dont believe you. If that happened to me the first thing I would do is take a picture or video of those fags and post it here

Don't believe me then.

You have to admit its a little difficult. Also my post is more about guidance for other anons if this happens to them and they want proof

I don't know that. Like I said, this is new to me. They asked to come in, I didn't want them to, they told me why they were here, they asked me if I intended on harming anyone, I told the guy absolutely not sir, and they went on their way.

The irony of a german Shitwood posting

Responding to any sort of post that contains a threat is like playing Russian roulette.

see whos at the door

get phone first if you decide to open it (which you shouldnt)

be recording already if you do open it

That would be my advice

Can confirm helicopters fly over my house angrily and shit when I redpill NPCs with high IQ effortposting

Yeah I realize that now. I'm done.

One come to my door over election wrongthink. Stood there in my robe and told him to fuck off, the election was stolen, and why I thought so.

He just sank his head and left. Just rub your balls in their face, they won't do shit.

Youre not done. Ill take some of the heat off you right now.

im an online member of the KKK in Klanada

final pic

ya mudda last night when I entered her room m8

Careful kraut im pretty sure you'll get hauled off to jail just for watching that

Wrong and if they did u don't answer again. They prey on retards like you. If you are forced to talk to them, you would know

Miga my fellow anon

This

You know they stopped by because of the shit you post on Telegram in your NS group right? Maybe consider, you know, not being a fascist.

Don't worry, low-duty prisons in Germany have sey time visits so ya mudda can still visit me

An FBI just flew over my house

Watch what you say here

No. Death to all pharma kikes and feds
Allahu nigger something

This is you

Tranny, the april fools thing is over, fuck off back to your containment board. Plus you're low IQ doesn't realize this is fake, it's a slide thread nigger. It didn't happen.

lmao
didn't you have your shit posting amendment? LMAO

Why don't you give your pepes nice file names? They deserve better than a number. Maybe you are a glowie yourself with the quest to make fearmongering threads...

All they said was that it was a post made in Jan of this year about pfizer.

.......

be Anon Babble

pharmashills, actual feds, and egliniggers lose the vax shill wars of 2021-2022 in embarrassing fashion

bitter, fractured remnants of those brainwashed idiots still infect Anon Babble in 2025

be anon

possibly speak disparagingly against one of the companies that killed and injured millions of people around the world with (their) poisons

glowniggers show up at your door during the same time that the vax shills make an obvious resurgence on Anon Babble

what a cohencidence

Checks out and makes sense to me.

Fake news

I'm just gonna keep my distance from Anon Babble from now on

Aaaaand there's the psyop. Fuck off glowie

I don't have or use any social media, only Anon Babble.

I think my handlers pretend to be jahokey's witnesses, but they're not very subtle. Oh well.

I just pulled that from google because I was in a rush to make this thread.

Imagine opening the door or saying anything to somebody knocking at your door who you don't know.

I had to download an image that would fit on Anon Babble because glowies visited me for all my time spent here earlier.

What. You glowies aren't sending your best.

this. not giving his pepe a cool file name blew his cover from the beginning.

I don't care if you come to pol, I'm just warning you to be aware of what you say.

And who you reply to.

lol. you don't fit in. never will :)
but stay a little and lurk. it's comfy

There's a new home for the worthy, anon. You don't have to stay here.

PS: i know, thx.

you newfag. when they knock on the door and say FBI you say through the door do you have a warrant and when they say no we just want to talk you say fuck off.

I've had FBI show up 3 times and Homeland Security once
Most recent time FBI took all my electronics
It's been half a year and heard nothing from them. I'm pretty sure they get destroyed them by now

I'm moving to russia at the end of this year, good luck OP hopefully they don't fuck you like they did me

You are a lying cunt.

so you refuse to stand up for your basic human right to SPEAK to whoever you want and you try to spread this fear to children on the internet while doxxing and running gangstalking programs on people you do not like.

fucking kys you disgusting fucking traitor

the recommendations that you simply quit are a damage control strategy for your own life you fucking moron.

All I said was to watch what you say.

How about not say anything at all an just fucking do It. I find it hilarious that people say shit they know is stupid to say. Then act shocked when law enforcement shows up. They don't even have to monitor this site, all it takes is one faggot to dox you and screen cap something you wrote online and send it over to them. Most of the time it's just glowies flexing, they can't really do shit. Unless they have a warrent then don't say shit to them and give them a business card with a lawyers name on it.
But in the meantime, it's best you don't mention actual names when you make shit post threats. Cops especially but it also includes certain politicians and business leaders. You could get rid of a bunch of headaches if you just follow that rule. Also, probably a good idea to stop filming every fucking thing. Especially criminal activity

I have never in all my years on the internet, made a threat to anyone or anything.