ITS OVER
HAPPENING: Musk leaving DOGE
Bye faggot. Take your jeets with you.
LEAVING DOGE
LEAVING TESLA
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Now he can focus on importing jeets full time. we did it reddit!
He's a fucking pussy, he's been afraid of assassination this whole time but lately it got too much for him. Now he should be exiled to India
should leave the earth
He got the ball rolling and absorbed all the grief. He did well.
Elon using his toddler as a literal human shield in every press event after the Luigi situation was scummy as shit.
I feel bad for his kids. It's been extremely obvious he doesn't give a fuck about them outside of brownie points. Probably the same deal with the kid's moms. Sad.
Trump used him as a thumb screw and took all the heat for Trump. And also uncovered a shit ton of fraud.
wasn't there going to be a big arrest today?
HURRAY!! We stopped looking into government corruption and misuse of funds! YAY!
NI
GG
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pushed back until April 15th
good
cope
YOU LOST
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
That sucks, Doge was literally the only good thing about Trump
gossip as news
misuse of funds
like sending billions to Israel in your first 2 months?
Goes to the CIA one day, quits the next.
Im pretty sure he would kill half his kids to save himself.
trump only needs elons ai not elon.
Hhahahaah fucking loser
[citation needed]
What the fuck. Is there a pillow in his shirt?
Dammit I like DOGE. I 2anted them to fuck up the EPA and whoever owns all the media companies.. I really want those who work in MSM to feel afraid.
CIA got to him.
This is so fucking hilarious, almost every day you get news of the Mutt prophests either right out losing or their demigods making a mockery of themselves, yet the delusional mutts persist.
Goes to the CIA one day, quits the next.
Does that mean the government really is absorbing all the excess unaccounted funds for a parallel space program or something of the sort?
He's pregnant with Trump's love child.
He learned everything he needs to know on how to squeeze gibs out of the government.
dude fuck you, government by in large is essential. You dumb fuck walmart wagies will be doged by elons robots way faster.
This is a sad day. I assume doge will still continue to operate but without the pressure from Elon I wonder how effective they will be now
But pretty understandable considering he's the CEO of like 5 companies and doesn't have time for this shit
But pretty understandable considering he's the CEO of like 5 companies and doesn't have time for this shit
Cope
No one wanted or needed that autistic deadbeat faggot anyway.
Even as a fall guy he was disappointing
he plays diablo and shitposts on x all day
I don't think you know what that word means.
Must be a shill trying to blend in. Cute
yep. it was a genius move. instead of protesting anything relevant the libtards bought the whole thing.
hahahahaha
pretending libs care about the lives of children
lol, lmao, the male half of libs are all pedos, and the women are baby killers
But he didn't even accomplish anything
What's over? DOGE isn't over.
why his kind look like a hand puppet
Yeah obviously ceos don't have to work hard but they definitely need to pay attention to their company to lead it.
Just look at companies like Apple, Amazon and Nintendo after they lost their good ones
Lefties will still vandalize and firebomb dealerships. Their programming has been set.
If you didn’t see this coming a mile away, I don’t know what to tell you. Trump using someone to taken unpopular action, absorb all the heat and then exit stage right is a play he’s done again and again. In three week no one will even remember why they hated teslas.
Pretty much what Trump was using him (Musk) for lol
Can only serve 130 days at temporary position.
Announces he is indeed leaving in may and is proud of the work and he’s going to hit 1 trillion in fraud and waste benchmark ahead of schedule
Doge isn’t leaving with him
You shills are dumb
Lol all it took for Dems to go back to simping for Tesla stock is for Elon to step away from the damage he caused while still working in the background to keep doing things he was doing.
He got the ball rolling
How? So far not a single instance of fraud has been fraud.
what happened to the guy who stole 400,000 social security numbers? where are all the arrests and documents of fraud and waste?
Admit you stupid MIGA fucks got conned yet again. You riled up the dems now and were going to lose 2026.
What an embarassing defeat and retreat for Musk.
It’s waste, fraud and abuse. Most of the cases within the government will not be prosecutable. I’m not interested in prosecutions, I want to see the government gutted, and I am pleased with how things are proceeding.
How disappointing for the Democrats who spent the last month using everything they can to attack him personally instead of the process he unleashed. In three weeks no one will even remember why they hated Teslas.
What will they be naming the abomination?
the 2nd world migger should firebomb he own self
How is that a defeat?
he is smuggling a basketball
Goes to the CIA one day, quits the next.
Simple as.
Val Kilmore died. however he spells his name
What exactly did I lose? The small bit of faith in the government that I'd been keeping for a rainy day? Fucking fool.
JOOOOOOS!
I, for one, am thankful we don't have to worry about strawmen like this and can resume sending millions of dollars across the world so we can better promote faggotry in Africa. WHEW.
be George Soros
win an election by spending a fraction of the amount
He should be the one in charge of DOGE.
Bro had a 15 or something child with a woman via surrogacy. He wasn't around for the kids birth either.
I love the man because he makes libs seethe but he's a fucking loon, loves jeets, and has a weird complex about his public image. I know someone who works at Tesla and he told me that he likes to walk around his data centers and factories at night. If he catches you slacking or worse if you say say hello to him, you're fired the next day. Faggot also has his kid with him and 4 body guards.
I unironically hope he has an assassination scare to put some humanity back in his autistic skull.
Elon has nog sports genetics, he just couldn't help but shoot some hoops.
QRD?
Fatty Liver Disease from all the legal, experimental and recreational drugs.
Everyone says to limit alcohol for your liver's sake. No one ever says to stop shoveling Big Pharma's pills down your gullet for your liver.
t. predicted elon would make it three months
he made it two and a half
Elonald
Dolan Moosk
Admit you stupid MIGA fucks got conned yet again. You riled up the dems now and were going to lose 2026.
Ill be honest. I'm afraid I made a mistake voting for Donall Trump. He's already proving he does not care about separating families or send good people to geronimo bay. He has his unelected croony Elon tear down government agencies which save lives, he put a science denier as HSS, a Russian agent as head National Intelligence, my egg prices have skyrocketed and now Trump says that Ukraine deserves to be taken over by Russia. That came right after JD Vance disrespected all of the EU and spit in the face of democracy on a global stage. Even our friends in Canada hate us as America got embarrassed from the loud boos we received from the hockey match.
I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I'm sorry I voted for the Don now. I wish I voted for Kamala.
we are unique among federal agencies
no, we won't show you anything
we control 1/4 the planet's drug trade
regularly overthrow governments
and will make you and your kids disappear if you fuck with us
He met the Mafia and withered at the sight
shock move
SGEs are limited to 130 days per year. He is legally required to quit by the end of May.
steps down
You can bet he'll still be directing his DOGE crew using a secret signal chat group
Are we still buying cyber trucks and getting brain chips to own the libs?
Lmao he was only ever seving until May or something which they said when he joined. It was ways temporary. He was there to setup DOGE.
This is take news designed to distract from the tariffs.
This is likely just for the normies. He will keep doing what he is doing let someone else talk about it. His name won't be in the news as much & the pyro trannies will eventually focus their energy somewhere else.
Dang i thought he was fun.
The moral of this story is actual terrorism works. All lefties had to do was light some cars on fire and threaten their fellow citizens lives and they got what they wanted. Didnt take very many of them to do it either, just a few niggercattle brainwashed by their glownigger overlords just course corrected Trump and Musk by putting the fear of god into them.
Very likely was a mutual decision and not nearly as dramatic as portrayed in the lying media. Elon essentially set up the apparatus, which can probably run fine without him. He now needs to spend his time mitigating the targeted damage done to his businesses as punishment for exposing the fraud.
there was plenty of waste that he didn't have to go after pensions or that sort of thing, even if there were dodgy 150 year olds it is more about the perception, He has the right idea, you can't just print money forever
The second his is gone they will just start spending again just like when Trump is going they will in many more immigrants
Maybe thats why he stuck up his hand, so irritating redditors would stop annoying him all day
what is it they even want, if Kamala did the same thing there would be no response. Reminds me how that guy shooting the distribution station caused a lot of trouble and they couldn't do shit.
There are other EVs you fucking retard. Conservatives are righties can now by Teslas without feeling gay or worrying about being associated with three Hitler salutes at CPAC.
what is it they even want
They have no idea. These are the exact same people that screamed at everyone to buy Teslas just two years ago. They haves the memory of a goldfish and the morals of an even lesser fish.
government by in large is essential
this is literally cope
he's just not likable
Lmao he uncovered a web of financial fraud and got the EIN’s of every fraudster.
Now the criminal cases are being built.
RICOing the DNC and its funders is how you unfuck this mess.
Subsidies to Tesla but they wanted to make it look like it was organic more bailouts by the government so much for the “free market”
Nothing of value has changed we are only losing more than ever
What's the source on that?
playing the role of Steve Bannon: Elon Musk
from here on out it will be a normal republican't presidency
Y-y-you y-you L-ost!
Bannon was calling Musk the anti-Christ last month, saying he's transhumanist and want to put our souls in computers.
It's funny the leftyfags are the ones always shouting "you fell for it again" when they literally fall for it every single time.....
I think Elon finally figured out what we all knew all along and wants no part in it. He’s a billionaire and just wants to enjoy his life, he’s not a fighter.
They tried this same article a couple days ago too.
He was only in the role for 4 months, retards. They said that from the start.
But, the Pentagon is next, right?
however he spells his name
lol americans
After all, he has been the public face of a program that has seen nearly a 100,000 people lose their jobs. Some people would kill you for that so his fears are justified.
Also, him giving Silicon Valley and the whole tech sector a bad name. The guys there have the money to put an assassin on him.
sending monies that Biden had already allocated
yeh you really got MIGA there didn't you?
and he’s going to hit 1 trillion in fraud and waste benchmark
congress passed the continuing resolution. not one penny was cut
What even is your argument? Should we all have voted for Kamala Harris? Would the world be a better place if we did? Are you being fucking retarded on purpose?
No link. This board is full of retards. Sage all fields
Eh. Adorable illusion of cleaning up mafia. Nothing like a NY dem with fiscal conservative wealth strategies to sell red to Republican voters. Drain the swamp? Ha. When the tech brain finally got to the root cause- vast webs of LLCs PACs orgs that are actually every single politician and that's how they bring the money back to themselves they dole out, suddenly Musk is out. Trump doesn't issue the man a blanket pardon and that tells you he used Musk to sell his Trump steaks. The white hat cowboy. And I'm a supporter. Or sucker. But didn't vote never will again. Should have let Joe run. They all are in on it now telling you straight to your face we are legal frauds raping the entire system and thanks for your vote. For a second there you had me. But only for a second. Pay up you godforsaken pathetics or else.
loses once
rages quits
The moral of this story is actual terrorism works
of course. violence is the ultimate authority upon which everything is built
This board is full of retards.
can't open ups google news and type 'Musk' in the search field
Nigger we aren't going to breathe for you
Biden
you mean congress
calling the richest man in the world a loser while jacking off to keir starmer banning kitchen knives and your children being raped/murdered
Even if this is true, Musk alone isn't DOGE. There's several other high profile people working there not including his code monkeys.
Posting a screenshot of an article without a link makes you a nigger by default. Aryans include links. Seethe brownoid
Seethe brownoid
I'm guessing you are 5'5 with a massive nose and fucked up teeth
I hate him for the same reasons you like him, you must be a shit person
nice bait, faggit
NEW TRUMP RAP VIDEO JUST DROPPED
files.catbox.moe
Yup
Nooooo. They have to frie more people. Especially at the EPA. The EPA needs to be gutted and we need 50 new nuclear power plants.
Haha, It's his bullshit fake department. He staffed it with retarded little zoomer faggots like a pedo. It's over Muskrat.
Just shitposting, cuz the knowledge of you contorting your face into a mix of disgust, pity, and confusion is euphoric.
I dunno why this is the case, people just wake one day and choose to be this way on shitty mongolian basketweaving forums.
his kid's mothers are all whores looking for a golden meal ticket
no sympathy for them
some sympathy for the kids cause they didnt ask to be born
BYE BITCH
Nobody likes a loser!
Simping for a media created billionaire who is the face of technocracy and too stupid to even realize it himself
It's called 'schadenfreude'. It's a German word. I know it well.
this bullshit right here is the real problem with elon nonsense
Yes.
Last year, the Pentagon couldn’t properly account for a whopping 61% of its $3.5 trillion in assets. That figure increased this year, with the department insufficiently documenting 63% of its now $3.8 trillion in assets. Military contractors possess many of these assets, but to an extent unbeknownst to the Pentagon.
Did Musk do all this to see the alien ship tech?
hahahahahaha
fuck you african nigger hahahaha
you deserve it
As predicted, all the stories about Musk controlling Trump from the media got to him. Trump has a very thin skin.
This is how all narcissists fall. They can't let anyone else surpass them.
Because two major wars are imminent in both the "middle east"(real name West Asia) and East Asia which will far surpass the Russo-Ukrainian war.
The printed money must flow.
Yi Long Ma, you're fired.
I didn't think I'd ever say this, but I'm sorry I voted for the Don now. I wish I voted for Kamala.
even 1pbtid shills are fucking pathetic now
USAID being cut must've gutted you faggots
Stupid nigger, like liberals care if they shoot a white child as well. That's just a bonus for them.
Lol nope
I… UHHH…. RUV… YOU!! YEAH!!
Honestly Elon doesn’t deserve him
Hey pablo get back on your Mexican jetski and finish mowing my lawn you fucking wetback
May we see it?
Uh, in a few months, yeah. That was always the case.
What's the source for this claim
Oh look it's a mudshit. We hate jews here, we also hate brownoids.
It was created by Obama you fucking retard. They renamed it and actually did what it was supposed to do.
good
he should've gotten death penalty for what he did to this site yesterday
wasn't that the plan all along. that its a temporary thing he does and then goes back to do his own stuff
I have personally killed three sandniggers for ZOG you fucking heeb, and I've hated the kikes since waaaaay before it was cool.
Source for that?
He's running home crying to his sycophantic worshipping jeets
I don't believe this but if/when it happens will Anon Babble pretend they didn't ride elon's dick more or less for 3 months
He was only ever going to be there for a few months at most, and people are claiming that this is some big rift? This is a literal nothing story, has the board become retarded or just full of obvious shills?
I feel kinda bad for the guy, he thought he was doing a good thing but all politicians are fucking scum and let him take the fall for doing what needed to be done.
Trump and his team of Jewish cunts won't make a single arrest because if they did the whole country would see how many fucking kikes were behind it.
feeling bad for a billionaire
ever
Lmao
Does that mean the government really is absorbing all the excess unaccounted funds for a parallel space program or something of the sort?
These crafts are operated and controlled by space lizards, they are occasionally seen in the southwest USA when they are forced to transition into our phasespace in order to dodge galactic federation combat space patrols. Or in normiespeak, "the secret space program" is a psyop meant to explain away ufo activity.
article says it with BIG LETTERS so it must be real
Hey cool I have one of those too. We set up a camera on the printer head for remote inspection. Nice duck.
he just say, he found 400 social security numbers stealed, and tomorrow someone will be arrested, well he was fired, he just search to depth, he is just to naive or dumb to understand that maybe those numbers are from people, the ones that are their master
Na, i think I'll just stick to fucking your daughter while she's on vacation in my costal paradise. Thanks for the offer though.
True enough.
filename
this thread is at least $10billion in defamation. at least
So much for looking into the military spending lol
Shocking news the left right shit is just how they make their money. Do you think all these rich people give a fucking about politics and real people when they fly to their island to fuck kids???
You need to take that complaint to Congress and the Central Banks. Musk is just their face man to take all the shit and get a cut of the money in the process. If a face man becomes too polarizing, he is persuaded to step down, one way or another. It seems like he had a very informative conversation with the CIA recently. Nothing like talking to real assassins to screw your head back on straight.
Oh, you will still be getting mass immigration from India for a while. Nobody else is willing to do computer work, however shitty, for that cheap. You probably thought Musk had some kind of pull in that arena due to the anti white stick up your ass, but it's Congress and the Central Bankers who have that kind of power.
congrats you are the one millionth shitlib to spew this fantasy!
2 more weeks
Only reporting is by Politico and Newsweek.
Keep me posted.
Since when are propaganda mouth pieces innocent?
the unelected south african will stop firing US workers
Never should have been there in the first place
How is it a fantasy when he only started bringing his toddler out to pretty much every press event for a while AFTER the Luigi incident?
he should have used the tranny
I'm afraid I made a mistake voting for Donall Trump
I know comradr, is truly tragic. I told my bothers back home in buttrapeistan, is good now, you come and you rape, it now is now good and is not rape and buts, so I have to say brothers, I am sorry but is now too late, maybe wait until trump is gone
I love seeing this pasta. Geronimo Bay gets me almost every time.
who cares
A finn with his opinion
Lmfao
I wish I could laugh right in your mongoloid face until you ran away sobbing like the little bitch you are.
Fpbp knocked them both out in record time and may never have to worry about them again. Now get Massie in there to start chopping heads.
HIVan, you forgot to turn the vpn on.
cuck
COPE, LMAO. Your faggot didn't really know WTF he was cutting. Idiot.
LITERAL fake news you fucking niggers.
You're a nigger. Guaranteed.
stfu
i dont listen to women
Not just the DNC. GOP needs it too. The entirety of the Federal and most State governments need this treatment regardless of political affiliation. Fuck the GOP, Fuck the DNC, fuck Nazis and fuck Commies. Liberty and Justice are all that matters.
Elon is only a special government employee for 130 days you fucking idiots
Tell me, in a few days when it turns out to be true will you acknowledge it, or pretend it never happened.
Like you did with doge bucks, epstein, fort Knox, income tax, and so on?
stfu
i dont listen to women
We know, they tell you you'll never be one all the time...
true
ngl idgaf
literally has nothing to do with him being likeable
he cut a lot of waste, so he did a good job
He only has 130 days as a government worker, DOGE has until 2026
Simping for britbongs on a Mongolian midget appreciation forum
elol will never get the pajeet stink off
nobody's going to forget that he made all that stupid fucking noise over the holdays, all his spastic hopping and leaping, his creepy nigger obsession with mass producing offspring and disowning them when they express the latent gendersexuality of his own dna...
just a rich autistic poser who thought he was brainy enough to pose into our hearts
We already knew he was planning to step away to get back to his other businesses. A reporter asked Trump about it at the press conference the other day with Kid Rock as if everyone knew it was coming soon.
Libtards are always trying to make it seem like there is internal strife and drama amongst Trump and his team.