/twr/ - tariff waiting room

anon believe in leaks

Get fucked. Half European flags are Nafotroons or glowniggers. Blame it on Putin fags.

I have 6 ford put options with a strike price of 9.85
how fucked am I ?

100% on NZ lamb because we fuck them lmao

Just lower your tariffs and we will lower ours. That's how this works.

of course
youtube.com/watch?v=sW8y1t0sKzk

kino

Tariffs are actually a good idea. it would bring business back into the usa and raise the salary of all workers since outsourcing wouldn’t be as prevalent. I know it sucks for Canada but from an American perspective it makes sense.

Tariffs makes both countries poorer because it reduces efficiency. There is no economic argument for tariffs. It’s a trade off between wealth vs independence

Related to Canada it actually does not make sense, there are comparative advantages we both have and trade is easy and there's no hostility, it's just brainlet trade deficit = bad shit.

I'm exporting everything before it's too late

He's going to tarriff the panettone, ehhhhh gabagooool

My grandma will cry

it's happening

trade war hype

LiveNOW FROM FOX

I can't think of one thing I've bought that's american.

I just want cheap russian oil/gas

PLEASE DESTROY CANADA

i expect to not be able to by any american goods for the next 4 years.

at least i will have all the avocado i want

TOTAL TARIFF WAR NOW

this better be fucking good

I want our government fucking rattled by these tarrifs... out economy to be plunged into recession and an all out crisis

don't let us down lads

No, keep your painful existence

(((free trade)))

go back to India

Fuck you both and post flags

it's happening
i just hope it's coherent

HE'S COMING OUT

Thatcher doesn't look good

Cars, non-American champagne and Ozempics. And something silly for shit and giggles

you lost!!!!

he's extra orange today, isn't he?

this is liberation day

reborn

He needs to stop watching the purge

we raped america!!

Show flag faggot

So euros think it's fine for them to tariff us, but not for us to tariff them? What merchants they are.

Trump is one of the new founding fathers show respect.

#AmericanOrange Pantone color of the year

Hahahaha libs are gonna be seething.

Is he trans now?

make me, rajesh

A BIG REPORT

No longer will we let italians flood our country with subpar pizza that isn't even sliced, yuge cheap American pizza for all Americans. God bless

the whole point of tariffs is that people would willingly buy things from abroad if they weren't in place. therefore they're against our will. there's no "our tariffs" and in fact if they were removed that'd be the best case scenario and trump would do us a favor

youtube.com/watch?v=g-6z9DXXhwo

yes

Average tariff from USA to EU is 4,1%. Average tariff (since you already have them) from EU to USA is 3.6%. If you want to raise it with .7%, go ahead.

should I invest my roth ira now or wait a few days

Then why is the effective tariff rate between leaf provinces 21%

are you talking about value added tax? because what's the difference between that and sales taxes in the states?

OH NO NO NO NIPPON....

25% on all non-us cars

rip germany

25% tariff on European cars

Ameribros can forget about Audi BMW Mercedes

Who's Bryan?

I can't think of one thing I've bought that's american.

I can't think of one thing that we MAKE here that could even be sold in other countries!

We don't make our own clothes, shoes, or all kinds of stuff. We are NOT supplying the world with consumer good.
We aren't even supplying ourselves with consumer goods.

he doesn't know Bryan

Feminine brands with feminine vehicles

silence economists, bryan is speaking

Australia
They don't want our beef

107% on Dutch hagelslag.
But we'll just eat it all ourselves.

They are YOUR tariffs on OUR good. We'll just do to you what you've done to us for 30 years, if you have a problem with it, you acknowledge you've been being a shitty ally and you need to stop or get some of your own medicine.

eggs prices are down 50%!!

EGGS

lit Bryan

I just checked the Nintendo switch 2 prices and it’s $799. Fuck Cheeto Hitler

That wouldn't get you a felony theft charge in California.

As long as he doesn't target video games I think we're safe.

Israel needs more money

idk if you're shitposting or too simple minded to understand that most people don't have a say in tariffs, and not only that, but if most people wanted them, they would make no difference

norway exports videogames?

We have allowed a tariff exemption for your french fry dips so we can reverse engineer them

people don't have a say

lmao

So why is he crying? Is he talking about cars? The only other thing I can think of is maybe whiskey and bourbon...

Unfortunately Trump thinks sales tax is a tariff

no wine tariff please

Sleepy Joe Biden

Jesus Christ just let it fucking go

You forgot to turn off the vpn, buddy

for example people want to have cheap cars. they would buy chinese cars for cheap if they could. every single one, conservatives and lefties. but they have tariffs. if they could they would do what the tariffs prevent them from doing.

...paradox bros, its going to be an extra $300 for eu, ck, and hoi expansions

No, tariffs, taxes levied on imported goods, capital and services. If I meant VAT I would have written it.

no i mean gamers worldwide

waiting until tariffs come so our current cleptocratic government falls

Please, Trump-sama, tariff Lula the criminal right now!

biden lives rent free in his brain

Bump.

Hi. I just tuned in. Are Americans liberated yet? Am I liberated? What's the tl;dr?

look at italy, georgia meloni promised a naval blockade, she was elected and did nothing

democracy is a meme

do you think people are ok with crime? and islamization, bad economy, massive taxes, etc?

Chink cars dont pass standards that burger cars need on safety, emissions etc

If you have no say, you live in a dictatorship and someone should liberate you.

more sheckels for your porn rabbi?

Copying our patatje oorlog is a war crime.

Your argument is to continue subsidizing slave labor in China at our expense.

that's a completely different story but im pretty sure they pass standards but there's tariffs on them. i see people around with chinese cars and i know they paid extra, the price of the car + politician extortion which can be 20 to 30%

Nintendo Switch 2

What is the appeal? To play the fucking Mario again and ports? At least GameCube had Eternal Darkness and Resident Evil remakes and some other cool shit when it came out.

BRICS will stand together

Always has been. Tricking plebs into thinking their opinions mattered was mega based

you don't get it
ALL OF YOU DON'T GET IT
Even Bryan the scientist
Tariffs hurt jobs in the export market because some products may no longer be profitable.
There's no such thing as "we find another market"

he made a cute little chart hahahahahaha

you sound like you are 14

not at your expense. idk if anyone is subsidizing labor in china but if they are, it must be with chinese tax money

25% tariff on all foreign-made automobiles
something about australian beef, but I don't think he gave a number

HE HAS A CHART

Its at their expense
Chinese taxpayers subsidise cheap cars for you

That's something we might agree on. For all the crap you guys give us about Israel, you guys have kikes in charge. Maybe we're witnessing a kike war.

you'll never see me getting out from bed to vote kek

It's pretty based ngl

hurts jobs

reduce the profits

This is all I need for our corrupt criminals in the government to fall. It is very close to the tipping point and we need those tariffs.

no discounts for UK!

Is it reciprocal if it’s just half?

this is no war just a minor disagreement. like when two people disagree with each other at work but they still work for the same boss.

THE CHART ARRIVED

so how will americans make cheaper products without lowering their wages accordingly

he called the EU tough and pathetic in the same sentence. huh???

This shit is turning biblical now

Peanut butter sauce

Curry

Wtf

China makes different models for export than they use locally.
They are designed specifically to meet all the mandatory standards in their export markets.

They're alright but I still wouldn't buy one because Chinese cars constants beep at you like you're in a casino.
Korean car best car.

I thought that it was a Magic: The Gathering card for a second.

Abe mention ;_;

All jews ever think about is degeneracy

Not sure maybe Netflix subscriptions and such? Coke is produced locally so doubt it will hurt them

ABE MENTIONED

this is what tariffs do to nvdia

How the fuck did he count to reach 39%? Who would buy anything from the US if there was a 39% tariff on it?

I SAW ISRAEL
OY VEY
TARIFFS ON ISRAEL?!

People aren’t interchangeable economic units. A country is more than its GDP. Or it used to be. It should be.

that's it, AIPAC about to call

Greatest ally bros...

you would if it was a black dildo, swede fairy

That's antisemetic.

Isreal already bail out kek they are not gonna tariff the US anymore

MAGA IS PRAYING THAT HAIR DOESN'T LEAVE HIS HEAD

just pin close your peepee shut

vietnam

Are they still buttblasted? Donald Bonespurs didn't even serve on that war

Teslas are EVERYWHERE here.

tariffs on israel

no way

Never seen a chink car. Plenty of toyota, honda, Nissan, and kia.

Where i live men drive american made light trucks. Used if poor, new if rich. It is the sports car status here.

Typical euro. Very superior.

So he's just going to bash the 3rd world?
Has Vietnam not suffered enough?

I can see the headlines now

Here is how Trump's numbers are wrong

Trump's tariffs are deeply unconstitutional and problematic

When will Trump realise that you could solve financial inequality by relocating finances within the domestic economy rather than making an enemy out of every former ally?

BREAKING: Canada has organized a protest at the US border of 10 million nude gay men painted orange waving Canadian flags.
Canada will never bow to bigot fascists!

Then why can't everyone do that? :^)

Im waiting for the lolbertarian response, shipping all factories overseas is the good so more people can be Baristas

HOUDIS MENTIONED

That's California

Ýou're not part of the EU.
Hold on where are you on the chart?
No tariffs on Norway?

Woops. For

My sister drives this it's pretty nice b..BEEP BEEP DING! DING! DING! PRRRRRT PRRRRRT

You live in america (allegedly)
The world is filled with chinese cars

They're counting VAT, which is mad.

What is it? Looks like an electric Pontiac grand Prix

Never. He is a retard. This is the most retarded administration that ever was. The US will have to fight the consequences for about 20 years, if not more.

Hold on where are you on the chart?

no :-)

No tariffs on Norway?

not directly :---)

what's the damage so far? I can't listen to his retarded rambling for more than 2 minutes

Switzerland 61%

OYYY VEYYY MINI BERGJUDÄ BRÜEDERE

America removed tariffs to win the cold war you know that right? Us investment and the richest consumer market won the ideology war, not military

we look at markets (and Anon Babble) tomorrow

Teslas are EVERYWHERE here.

I don't think many Tesla's in Europe are made in America.
China makes lots of Tesla's and they have a huge plant in Germany.

Although I think many Tesla components are make in America, even for the Tesla's assembled in China?

He is a retard. This is the most retarded administration that ever was

Sure Zelenskyy

oh nevermind. We got 15%. OH well.

Time to pay mountain Jew… we don’t need your ventilation cheese or chocolates

Puts tarrifs on the entire world

Entire world starts trading more with China instead, speeding up their rise as an econimical superpower

What did Trump mean by this?

Markets are up so far, indicating yet another nothingburger from this do nothing big mouth small hands man.

Oh my god you're right

any word on de minimis? I want to keep buy cheap fishing lures

Stoltenberg's friendship with Drumpf saved our asses

You can't solve financial inequality by relocating domestic finances you commie.

BYD Seal.
Fairly popular Chinese EV.

markets are closed

Nvidia is fucking shit, updated my drivers two weeks ago and it made the card stutter so hard.

Fish, oil, electricity. What else you make?

EGGS
G
G
S

And who were your allies during the Cold War? Oh yeah, now you won't have any because some you are threatening with annexation and applying the taxation to the other half.

Rockets and components for F-35s. Cruise missiles. Anti Air systems.

GROCERIES

Norway helping the USA blow up the pipeline that provides gas for Germany may also have been a consideration to give you one of the lowest percentages as a gift.

Quebecoise BTFO!

My Kongsberg Gruppen stock is the best performing of my portfolio.

BTFO

But you still bought because you are an addict. That is why nvidia will never fail. Can't wait to double down when it gets below 100.

Just get someone who can add colorful words to official French translations. Merde and salope will have them squealing about decency.

Yeah apparently he delayed the tariffs reveal until after the markets closed.
So w'll see tomorrow but 10% sounds a lot less than most anticipated.

Lmao China has 10000000 times tougher tariffs on everything

Easier to read Liberation chart

Someone explain Cambodia

Our main exports to you are pharmaceuticals though.

So basically all these countries who use slave labor to create junk to send here are about to get BTFO

fake nails are disgusting man

Why are they "discounted"?

They are actually hot af

This is nothing, he cucked.

What do we expect will be hit?

we're aiming for your bussyholes

I agree. French manicure or nothing

This is nothing lmao

ukrops are dying more than russians btw god bless america see ya

Because Trump wanted % for % and basically discounted to roughly 50% of what they tariff our stuff… Will be interesting to see how china reacts because 34% against them is pretty significant

Because they're less than the other way round?

33

our greatest ally charges us 33%?

....theres 7 more pages

we are gonna tariff them hard!

cucks out

another nothingburger

Booo

press event with cameras everything

gotta pull my phone out and FIIIIIIILLLLLM

why are they always like this?

damn, trump is really going to show us. we're going to pay for putting tariffs on US products all this time and stealing from you guys.

we're going to regret it after he gives us a dose of our own medicine, enough of scamming americans by making them buy our stuff and not buying theirs in return

all this time we were getting free money from americans up until trump waked you up, since we were getting paid and, in return, we only had to deliver the products you bought. such an awful deal. now with the tariffs we're going to have to live without american subsidies.

this won't affect americans at all. because if it did, then why are we complaining? that must mean it will affect us instead.

prices won't increase because they will just be built in america, and america is more efficient. which in fact means companies will also make more money from now on.

Reminder that American chocolate tastes like vomit.

And that's no joke or exaggeration.
Americans think chocolate is supposed to taste like vomit because their first popular brand used a preservative that made it taste like vomit and Americans got used to it so now they add vomit flavor on purpose.

you just have to buy it from small chocolate shops and not grocery store candy bars

First he inflates the tariffs.
For example real EU tariff is something like 4% but he claims 39%.
Then he can pretend 20% is less than 4%.

Doesn't matter, we're going to tax the living shit out of Meta and Google.

BREAKING
FULL LIST

M8 you cunts out here eating pickled and jellied raw fish, dont even start

EU tariff is something like 4%

non-tariff trade barriers exist

OK what dirt does Lesotho have on Trump?

We wanna be poor like you. Don't be mad, it's cool.

I also want to know but I think the list have some errors

but you cant have southern european culture. so even if you become poor you cant be cool like us

also a huge part of our culture is taking naps while collecting german gibs but you're not in the EU

Yeah like chlorinated chicken from the US won't fulfill EU phytosanitary rules, I would rather not die of salmonella from ingesting diseased, feces and abscess ridden poultry.

Having to meet basic safety standards doesn't account for 35%.
Plus all EU members have to meet the exact same standards: it's a level playing field and that's the whole point.

New Zeeland 20% - 10%

UK 10% - 10%

I'm a dumb. Which is the better of these?

btw jokes aside now. i am not defending EU tariffs, just saying tariffs are a bad idea for us or you. but i cant abolish EU tariffs.

The point isn’t to get to you to buy American products, it’s to make Americans to quit buying your products you produce over there…

Am I blind or is there no Mexico and Canada on there

NZ got off easy

First number is what Trump claims countries charge the USA.
Second number is what he'll charge back.

First number is bullshit though.
Note that according to Trump not a single country in the world has a lower than 10% tariff, not one.
And very conveniently many are at 10% so he can justify his own 10% baseline.

We do have lazy gibs focused southern european culture in america, they're 13% of the population and commit 50% of the crime, and we worship them.

Then why cry about EU tariffs at all?

Aren't they exporting eggs from Turkey and Denmark?

Can you tell the chlorine smell when eating chlorinated chicken? I can't stand the smell of chlorine in tap water that you get in the US and other 3rd world countries.

Because it shows how the bad EU has been ripping us off and subsidizing their own companies and citizens with goods produced in Europe with high tariffs on our products… Basically your countries have been able to dump your products here in America essentially for free meanwhile saying we can’t sell our products there without steep tariffs. This is about hurting your countries and companies not your average EU citizen because you could sell your products here increasing your exports and GDP. Does the US increasing tariffs on your countries affect you the EU citizen one bit? No because you’re already not buying our products anyway….

Why the fuck would I know, does my flag look like I eat chlorinated chicken on the regural.

Does the US increasing tariffs on your countries affect you the EU citizen one bit? No because you’re already not buying our products anyway….

It does affect them because their companies selling to the USA will now sell much less at higher prices, their economies will be affected, they will lose jobs and GDP.

That's talking taking about the 1940's to early 1980's
it says before significant trade liberaization took effect

I can't think of a single product from the US superior to his EU or even Chinese counterpart. Maybe digital ones.

You're not making any sense.
If we're not buying American products anyways then why does it matter if your tariffs are 4% of 400%?

Real truth is my country has a trade DEFICIT with America.
Dutch people bought more American products than Americans bought Dutch products.
So we're happy to end trade with America, you can invent your own EUV machines and we'll stop using Microsoft garbage.

So what’s been happening to Americans for the last 45 years?

To make Canadian provinces trade with the US more than each other

the tariffs imposed on the US by the EU (The REAL rates) are the WTO tariff schedule for EU MFN (most favored Nation).
This means the EU applies these tariffs to everyone that does not have FTA with the EU.
It is against WTO rules to charge different tariffs to different countries (unless there is a trade dispute)

for the EU to lower tariffs for the US would mean lowering them for EVERYONE (including China etc.) Unlike the US we don't just break agreements on a whim.

Where the fuck in the US did you go with chlorinated water?
My water comes straight from an aquifer with no additives or treatment. I went to Europe and your water tastes like pipes, or you all just drink from bottles which still tastes like ass. Very similar to California water, terrible.

Canada and Mexico exempted from new tariff regime for now

That, obviously, which is why these tariffs are a good start.

so it was a nothingburger

Yeah, free trade has been a boon for middle america hasn't it, you fucking retard.

Not exactly
Pharaonic regimes (cheap labor) are charged a lot

The Chinise goverment is doing that
They do that because they believe the positive externalities of having car manufacturing outweigh the cost

You do realize we could shut off the global supply of semiconductors right? We have the only quartz mines in the world pure enough to make semiconductors.
Drop your VAT’s…

but the consumer pays the VAT tax? you want to stop EU countries from collecting tax? Why don't you drop federal income tax because US citizens can't buy more expensive imported EU products?

That makes no fucking sense.

Pharaonic regimes (cheap labor) are charged a lot

as they should be. how have the futures reacted - oof! lol, lmfao even

Because Fuck You, that's why

So you’re arguing that you want to pay more taxes and you’re happy to pay more taxes? Don’t you already pay income taxes in Europe on top of VATS?… Yes income taxes should be abolished in the USA

What does it feel and kneel to a fucking Jew president, you mutts

No I pay the taxes as set by the government of our country.

The whole fucking point of the argument is that VAT is paid by the consumer and is the same for everyone Why the fuck does it count as a "trade barrier" Make it make sense.

I pay the taxes

You shouldn't

muh sand

Literally the ONLY thing the American "tech" sector still produces LOL.

I kneel to no one. How does it feel for you?

buy our shit or we will kidnap the mines

Holy kek
Totally the good guys btw

Sheinbaum

You're blaming us for what you're doing, how very semitic of you.

It’s the same thing dumb dumb… Us putting a tariff on your products is like our government adding a VAT to your products that the consumer ultimately pays. Tariffs = VAT

So therefore our citizens can either pay the tariffs for your products if they choose to and the government collects the tax… Same thing your country is doing to you.

So, just ship all jobs to overpopulated shitholes with the cheapest prices that we have no choice but to choose because we have no disposable income for local products because we shipped all jobs to overpopulated shitholes?
Damn, why didn't I think of that.

How fucked are we bros? Our Euro bros will help us out right?

So you're adding tariffs to products produced in the US as well as those imported?

Smart move.

No tariffs on products produced in America, only tariffs on products produced in other countries… Only on things we import, just like your VAT on our products.

Okay I'm going to have to break it down for you

Tariff
-imported widget costs 10$ to import, tariff is applied and final price is 11$ (importer pays the tariff and passes it to consumer)
-domestic widget costs 10$ no tariff is applied, final price 10$

VAT

-imported widget costs 10€ to import, VAT is applied and final price is 11€
-domestic widget costs 10€, VAT is applied, price is 11€

Simple enough for you?

we have to tariff you cuz democracy

oh okay well then get fucked retard

Factories shiped overseas because US infrastructure is bad desu
There's a decent range of industy as % of GDP in simlar per capita ranges

Why are the 10% gang getting fucked compared to everyone else?

Everything. I'm more worried that countries will stop buying beautiful American weapon systems like F-35s.
Please keep buying F-35s. Thanks.

rawr
im gonna get ya

Baseline for your VAT.
We don't have a country wide (federal) sales tax, or any VAT tax so it's still your tax on our goods from our POV.

you better watch out
we gonna get ya

Lay it on me guinea Bro….what am I looking at for the cost of gabbagool? Don’t sugar coat it just give it to me straight chief.

imma get you too
please let us join the union

VAT applies to domestic business as well though

And VAT rates are different for EU countries, your point being?

Hands off my gool you garloid eating cannacuck faggot! This is between me and Giuseppe.

Hey Canada bro, we love you and were joking about the 51st state stuff. You just needed a bit of a poke, we're sorry that poke made your countrymen more retarded and now you're gonna have Carney, lololololololol. Our bad. But you should really consider joining us as 51st thru 59th states (not the Quebecoise), we'd conquer the world together. Greenland should be 60th, but only if they also want greatness.

your point being?

Extra tariff because of VAT is justified.

Just because you say so doesn't make it so.

I can argue with evil but can't reason with stupid.

no plessze sar
we think about you so much and you dont even think about us
its so cruel
please notice us senpai

the US wanting to interfere in every tax policy in the world under the pretext of a VAT is amazing

Why do I care if we sell weapons. We need more peace. If our enemies get out line then nuke them.

I think Brazil did pretty well all things considered. Steel tariff might have fucked us a bit but we got away with murder getting 10% minimum tax on everything else.
EU seems fucked

look
i am an army vet ok
4 tours
and where i come from we dont joke around about that sorts of things. if you gonna give me pokes it better be hard n deep and all the way ok
so just lower your tone

stop posting in our thread foreigner

I don't really care about it. I don't buy anything.

Uh bros? I import my hecking adult baby diapers from the US for my intense Anon Babble browsing sessions, how will i afford them now?????

Another once-in-a-lifetime recession is upon us, its over.

Isn't this protectionism? Didn't work too good during the Great Depression.

you say so

The President and his Cabinet also say so.

I'm developing a real Indian mindset lately. Whenever I see a Trump supporter I just think "man I wish somebody would rape your mouth."

How about you shut the fuck up faggot? some chocolate-obsessed fat fuck swissnigger doesn't get to dictate what American History was to Americans.

This kind of talk is why you're being punished, you cry that "we're your ally!" and then have an endless supply of snark and sarcasm; go fuck yourself

Yawn, Xi will reciprocate the tariffs tomorrow at 10000000% and Julius will reciprocate with 5000000% and you will give our money back that Biden and his nigger worshipping satanic cult stole from the EU and the whole globe. How does that feel? You got no factories, you ain't got shit. The American products will sell faster than you can say "I will die for Zyon Don in Iran". PAY UP MUTT BOY

Xi save us!

lel, you are in for a big surprise tomorrow

worst case scenario is if everybody has low friction trade between each other
leaving the US as piggy in the middle

You look angry. Roping is an excellent remedy for anger.

What could happen? Trump builds 100K factories overnight and the consoomer mutts that can "Barely handle the uncertainty" after 1 month will stop buying their tenth iPhone cable this month will just stop buying overpriced Chinese products? Bro, mutts will be in a world of pain and you can thank Biden. What you will all feel the EU has felt for the past 4 years. Enjoy. I know we will.

Holy seethe

I agree that mutts are fucked but the EU is at least twice as fucked. It will be a bloodbath

You guys had it the worst or maybe us during the Biden administration. At least someone still has a heart in this world and pays us back everything. I hate mutts so hard. Posting all their lavish lives while we were all starved and almost sent to war. If I see an American on the street I will thank him for his dollars and then curse him in gipsy.

the US got only a $40b trade deficit with the EU if you consider services
and more if you consider the market capitalisation of the mega corps in the US

Why would the EU be fucked if America imports everything from other countries because it sent everything offshore? They will either starve until they construct the factories or pay inflated prices. Simple as. And mutts eat 40000 calories per day so, that's a lot of tariff. And trust me, we are in hell for the past 3 years here in Romania

where i'm from only fags drive those anyway.

Hell for the past 3 years

Yeah, and looks like the worst is yet to come since your elections were canceled. Stay strong Romenian bro, hard times ahead.
ok, and? EU will import a bazilion guns from the USA and pay even more due to tariffs. NATO is just a forced subscrption to american military complex.
Besides, EU is in a tough spot already. The UK finally got a W due to brexit today

Dude working for an American company told me Trump's increases to steel and aluminum tariffs will cost them hundreds of millions of dollars per year, so they're moving thousands of jobs to Canada. LOL. America First!

Bro, we can barely afford food, electricity, shelter, education, etc, since Biden got to power. Trust me, it can't get worse than this. Maybe if they manage to send us to war forcefully. But guess what, I'm too hungry to dight and my fighting spirit was destroyed looong ago. Hahah "Our American people can barely handle the uncertainty after 1 month! Please stahp Trump!". HAHAHAH Hahahahah vejwndhendhejn BRO I'M STARVING MYSELF TO NOT JOIN THE ARMY AND PLUNGE THIS WHOLE CONTINENT INTO WAR HOW WORSE CAN IT GET AAAAAFAGSGSVS

Nothing ever happens

HOW WORSE CAN IT GET

Just look at ukraine. Dont call it a grave, its the future you chose

Why do you think everyone fights over Romania and we are being kept like this? If Romania becomes Ukraine, the whole world becomes Ukraine because of Art. 5. If we fall, you fall with us.

European war means world war

article 5 meme

Article 5 was invoked in the suez canal crisis and nothing happened.
Brits invoked art.5 during the Falklands boogaloo and nothing happened
Zogmericans invoked art. 5 after 9/11 and europeans bitched and moaned after sending a token force to fight sand people wearing flip flops
face it, nobody is coming, you are next in the meat grinder. Tranistrian niggers will chimp out and russkies will start bombing your border, soon they will bomb you.

I understand that you think the war doesn't exist because it didn't reach home. But do you really want to test what will happen if Romania goes to war? Next is Serbia, then Poland, then Germany, then British, then France, etc. And you guys are in BRICS. How long can Russia get waves and waves of fresh meat until Putin asks for help from you all? Yeah, it will be a world war. The art. 5 meme doesn't even need to be invoked. Especially not for meat waves and war of attrition. Do we really want to find out wtf is going to happen? Anyways, I will eat sleep for dinner tonight. We are holding strong. I won't join the army. The hag can kiss my ass.