Made in USA toaster

America if we do nothing

collapse like the ussr in 5 years

America if we try something

50 pct chance at not that

gee hard choice

We are a car with failed brakes sliding down a hill toward a cliff and Trump said he had a great idea and shot out a tire that put us into a roll. Either way the cliff is ahead, but we might roll to a stop when the car is on its roof.

There was no indication we were going to collapse under Biden lol. Do unicorns exist in this fantasy world as well?

Licking the boot to own the Libs.

Toaster ovens are better, you can cook actual food inside instead of it being waste of space.

Americans are retarded if that isn't clear by now. Both the decision to vote for tariffs and the shitters that can't save money to save their lives are the result of the same excess-induced retardation.

You don't know why or how the USSR collapsed.

I imagine spending that much on a toaster snd it doesn't even have hot dog holes, sad

WE NEED MORE CHINESE PEOPLE IN INHUMANE WORKING CONDITIONS SO THAT WE CAN KEEP BUYING NEW TOASTERS YEAR OVER YEAR

it's the new egg price
we will measure how well the USA is doing by newly manufactured toaster prices

Muh grandpa was a toaster repairman, Trump's bringing that job back, MAGA.

I'd prefer a $38 Chinese toaster that I have to replace every six months, thanks

You people sure love your garbage.

Cheaper to use a blowtorch on bread

I like how chinks have to look at the specialty hobbyist retardation in order to say "SEE IT'S EXPENSIVE"

doesnt forget the toxic metals that leech into your toast

I don’t know if you realize this, but you are completely free today to buy an expensive American made toaster. You don’t need tariffs to go out and get one. Wild, I know

> $6,000,000

It was more like $400,000

Fair enough. Just make sure you make the best damn toaster possible and that it lasts forever. I'll buy one. I'm sure if this continues the guys on Parliament Hill will put a tariff on it. I'll still pay the tax - if it's a good toaster.

And that's kinda the point all along. That old consumerist culture is not compatible with our reality today. We don't need to make cheap shit that has to be replaced constantly just to create consumers. There are plenty of people out there with nothing who would love a good toaster. They can be the customerbase and thenr neighbors and etc. we'll all be so happy chatting about our fridges which last forever. Great investment, great company, would patronize again.

But they are also made in China.. I can get one in bulk from alibaba for $40 with the same LCD screen and 5 knobs.

All Breville products are Chinese. Western countries are not capable of making anything.

It's a Wolf appliance, retard. This is just capitalizing on retards, but everything else they make is expensive as fuck and legitimately the best you can buy. Don't even look at how much a SubZero fridge is.

I have a GE toaster from the 90's that was made in China that still works perfectly fine. Unironically American products are highly overrated. If I want an accountant, a lawyer, or a consultant, then I shop American.

retarded migakike kys

not owning your favorite band's toaster

ngmi

Yea, the fake DEI economy was doing great. Uber side jobs for everybody!

We're not talking about egg prices anymore? :(

It was doing great retard

you are completely free today to buy an expensive American made toaster.

And you're still completely free to buy garbage Chinese slave labor products. See how that works?

Even better, why would I pollute my country to make toaster oven, fucking think about it for a second. The only thing western manufacture should be making are cars and advanced computer chips, rest can pollute china.

It looks like it would survive an atom bomb, thoughbeit

The egg price line was always completely fucking retarded because anyone with an IQ above 90 knew that the prices were going to go back down. It was basically handing a massive optics win to Trump where he could say "see I brought down the price of eggs" anytime someone bitched about the economy. In exchange, Dems got like... one week of "owns" out of it. At a time when it matters the least.

It was doing great retard

sure thing, sweetie

power cord not included

lmfao

But they won’t be cheap alternatives which is their primary appeal, will they?

Wow an AI image, you really got me.

Wolf is Legit though. It's not poorfag shit that may or may not toast your bread consistently

Oh I genuinely forgot about the European green energy cult. I guess you guys are gonna have to get over that teenage rebellion phase you've been stuck in since the Al Gore documentary

Also you can buy cheap toaster oven, Breville Group is australian company. All profits go to west, not china lol.

Totally

Aw, you poor thing. Maybe you can move to China and just buy locally there ;) I hear they're the new world super power after all.

Stfu faggot kikel you can't even take a swim at local creek because it's polluted, faggot die to nigger-aids. If you think manufacture has no side-effects you are genuinely dumb as nigger-ape.

European green energy cult

How fucking small brained are you?
Did you just forgot who is Elon Musk and Tesla ?

profits go to west

To Jewish stock holders and Blackrock who owns major stake in Breville.

Nah I’ll just wait until Dems sweep the midterms and overturn all the tariffs.

Reminder that Detroit was once one of the world's great cities. Remember that when you see a foreign flag concern shilling about our tariffs, Ameribros.

ANY GOY CAN BUY BLACKROCK-STOCK, STOP THE NONSENSE AND ETERNAL VICTIMHOOD. YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH CAPITALISM IT SEEMS LIKE.

Detroit world great city

Everyone laughed, kek.

I think I should be given a Chinese girl.

a current luxury toaster made in USA costs $379 1 day after tariffs.

god you're retarded.

Chinks had to put out some level of quality back in the day before we were completely sold out.

I just read that like 90% of Americans don't have emergency fund of $1k even...

Your tone suggests these people are poor, the reality is that they simply can't keep money.

Now stop spamming and go back to Russia.

once

muh past

Look at USA demographics retard. Every other zoomer in America is brown. Future of USA is BROWN.

Right wingers literally breed with Asian women now and having Asian children. How the fuck do you think your hapa son is going to restore Detroit ? lmao

Yes chinks built factories in their residential areas. They have no regard for human life, hence your shitty cheap toaster made by child slaves.

Here's a picture of an American neighborhood back when we had industry and manufacturing.

Ever manage a restaurant and look at what commercial graded appliances cost? If you bought that toaster, you could leave it to your kids 50 years from now.

Listen you fucking retards, you don't NEED toast. It's heated bread. Who gives a shit? Cook it in a pan.

Wolf fucking sucks now btw and none of it is made in the USA. it's "finished" in the USA. In other words it comes to the factory in ... Milwaukee I think? 98% finished and then they attach the oven door with 4 screws

ANY GOY CAN BUY BLACKROCK-STOCK

Yes, but most goys are poor as fuck. So usually majority of stock holders come from wealthy USA Jewish families and various foreigners.

Showing us an industrial grade toaster.

this is the Mitsubishi Japanese toaster, it makes one slice of toast and its perfect every time.
Its been around for years, just like the Wolf, and it costs just as much as the Wolf.

Dont bullshit me bucko, I know how much high end shit like this costs.

Did you just forgot who is Elon Musk and Tesla ?

I don't worship Musk. You must be confusing me with the left, who worshipped him until he opened Twitter back up to White people to speak.

Houses are pretty disgusting rofl? are you serious?
Most kikes are even poorer rofl.

You're literally larping as a real country.

If the press doesn't report it, it isn't real!

Pol will always be toaster-oven board, now hop into the oven.

confusing me with the left

I'm not. Your president and Elon Musk likes electric, green cars that don't pollute the environment with CO2 emissions.

I am not larping as anyone.
But you depend on fucking China, to survive.

In the 1980s you depended on Japanese to make your VHS, VCR, CRT TVs and stuff.

you're going to use that to make toast?

Have you considered that it costs that much because the market for cheap toasters is cornered by China?

Yeah, you can also melt cheese, bacon, ham on top. WAKE UP!

this is some of the most retarded copium i have ever seen posted on this board

9lbs steel toaster

it'll still be working when your grandkids inherit it, just like the "vintage" toaster people pay $400 for

You just need to set 100-120c temperature for 2-4 minutes, and that's it. With convection fan it's faster

Where are WOLF products made?

WOLF began handcrafting 4 generations ago in Germany, moving to Sweden and then England. Today we continue the tradition in our own private facility in China, where all of our products are handmade by artisans and engineers.

Have you considered that cheap toasters are only numerically possible with gigantic factories that take years to build that service the entire globe, full of pseudo-slaves earning $2 per hour? That is what you want in America?

New toaster ovens got better, they have crazy features, they can cook up kikes in 2 sec.

You should shove your cock in a toaster while it's turned on to see what happens, pretend its your mother's cunt so it will feel more familiar.

Today we continue the tradition in our own private facility in China, where all of our products are handmade by artisans and engineers.

bwahaha, oh well lol

That is what you want in America?

no, i can do without a toaster

You can't change this clown show in four years, because literally almost all the factories have been moved to China.
This is the reality of American prosperity, a fake and gay economy where a very few people specialize in taking advantage of cheap wages overseas to earn more shekels.
Tariffs are a necessary measure, but nothing will change if companies assume they will be back to normal after 4 years.

no, i can do without a toaster

Well now you are moving the goalposts, do you consciously realize that?

Wolf stuff is absolute dogshit.

finds most expensive toaster online

claims everyone buys one in america

Why are brown euros like this?

This will be ignored, but I just got new work boots. They varied in price from 80 bucks to 250, except for one brand that trumpeted it was Made in America on the display. Those were 619.

It's the butthurt serbnigger slavmutt again, crying about something that he arrogantly says won't affect him.

brown euros

Like 40-50% of posters on here from USA are actually mexican....

I guess there's two messages. Move your factories back to the US. Stop making products designed for the super rich. I can't imagine it's that hard to compete if you just put your mind to something other than not paying taxes.

If those boots were so well made you never had to buy another pair again would they be worth it to you?

damn, so I have a 50/50 shot of being white to you? nice. You are 100% a brown euronigger to me.

factories in their residential areas.

Not a problem as long as it isn't heavy industry.

noooo I can't live next to a building where people assemble electronics or sow clothes I must live 2 hours from any jobs.

Depending on time in the US. Sometimes there are more browns than other times, I guess when wagecucking at walmart ends.

You can't change this clown show in four years, because literally almost all the factories have been moved to China

When they moved to China, it took them under 6mo. on average, at the height of the offshoring craze. The speed with which industry was off-shored was a factor in why places like Detroit turned into complete wastelands. There wasn't enough margin for anyone to transition. I don't think "they can't be moved back in time" is going to play out the way people think. When there's profit on the line, those greedy little gnomes move their workshops with lightning speed.

can I ask you something honestly? Because it is rare on here that someone admits to being a shitskin. So while I have the chance, can I ask why you people hate whites so much? Even when we try to help you. Is it just some jealousy or is it that you truly dont know right from wrong like a dog?

Lmao why are eurocucks so poor and angry?

There is a UK made brand that starts at ~$65.
If you made a US factory you could get that down to $30.

eurocucks

lol

now you are moving the goalposts

you asked if cheap toaster were worth sweatshop in America, I said no I'd rather do without a toaster. What's confusing you here?

do you consciously realize that?

unless there's some esoteric nuance in your previous question, or some occult sarcasm I failed to detect, I'm only "consciously unaware" of how one contorts a plain answer like "sweatshops, no thanks" into armchair psychoanalysis that bad. What did you expect, that I would say something like

NOOOOO I'LL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY!

NOT MY HECKIN TOASTERINOOOS

Why stop there? The production of those things still pollute. Other countries should manufacture them and you should be buying from those countries! Then you will finally be net 0

I make my toast on an inexpensive counter top hibachi grill. Cost like $30 bucks and I can cook all sorts of steak, chicken, bacon on it.
Only stupid people would buy that equipment for just toast.

Oh look it’s another Jew toaster thread !
You kikes or chinks must have heard all Americans eat toast for every meal lol
It was a $300 toaster earlier today now it’s gone by $75.
You niggers are retarded lmao

the only thing you need to make toast with is a fucking frying pan, no one needs an appliance to do it. Multiple generations didn't learn to cook for function in basic terms, so they think everything has to be microwaved or stuck in a machine, and paying hundreds to do so is somehow "required"

Nah, toaster ovens are based especially if they have hot air mode, you get nice crunchy goyslop without eating fried oil.

Technically anything hot enough is a toaster.

you are polluting this board with horse shit

Imagine being in the military and doing that job
Your kids ask you , “hey dad what did you do in the military?”
“Well son , I was a faggot traitor for the Jew.”

$35

You're not even a real man unless you're whipping up a half a rasher of bacon, a dozen farm fresh eggs, texas toast straight from the bakery and a pot of pipin' hot coffee on picrel every single morning.

Why don't Europeans do even basic research on America? Our market supports their garbage industries, yet they never even bother to understand how or why.

The administration just had to lie about the economy constantly.

The problem is that even the industrial machinery mostly is fucking foreign made. Even transferring an assembly line from a Chinese factory to the US requires expertise, and Boomer is comfortably retiring with little to no training for his successors.
This is going to be a very hard road to go down, and while we can ignore the cries of the Chang and Eurofags, the question is whether Americans will be able to withstand it in the long run. I don't see any proper planning so far, this seems to be just a show.

Americans don't have emergency fund of $1k even...

that's because they have confidence in the economy
if they didn't have confidence, they would save

Really, toasters? Even as a shitpost, isn't that reaching?

Based toaster oven battle-station coffee maker.

Wolf and Sub Zero appliances are super trendy but they are INSANELY terrible products.
My mom has a Wolf range that was $18k, in 10 years it has
1. entire liner has cracked and had to be repaired TWICE
2. Gone through FOUR circuit boards (because the electronics aren't isolated from the heat of the stove...that is the level of engineering on these
3. The fan temp sensor has been replaced twice
4. The piezos that start the stoves last like 3 years and then shit the bed

I was working on it and pulled it out and looked under it
the entire thing is just shitty stamped sheets of stainless steel, there's no frame, the shitty sheet steel forms the body of the stove and they are all tacked together with shitty metal screws, not even machine screws into threaded holes
the bottom of the stove is assembled with about 30 sheet metal screws that go all the way through and face down, completely exposed by about 1.5 inches like a fucking iron maiden
so these people that engineered this 18k piece of shit, thought it was wise to have 30 1.5 inch super sharp metal screws exposed on the underside of a stove....right where THE FUCKING GAS LINE IS.
So these daggers are all in close proximity to the gas line, it'd be super easy to put a hole in it with the screws while moving it to fix it
She has as Sub Zero fridge that was 12k and it's just as big of a piece of shit as the stove

Did you guys really have confidence in Biden's economy? Are you guys always just spouting bullshit, by any chance?
Also, If it's allocated to investment funds, they could switch sides to the anti-Trump faction.

Wolf is considered a luxury brand
I guess USA is the next Switzerland

If it lasts 8 years, it’s better value than that $50 one that brakes within the first year of its operation.

i use a magnifying glass and the sun

you chinks are double posting all your shill spam threads.

There were 4 going at once, earlier
Trump ended globalism with these tariffs
They're shook

There’s no actual talking these these niggers. They have a script and pre written responses they tailor depending what you say.

this anon gets it, most things we have aren't "needs" but most people have been trained to think they are

Why are all of these Europe flags posting about USA politics? Shouldn't you be more worried about the JEWS importing billions of shitskins into Europe? And yes, jewnited states of jewmerica is also FUCKED because of the jews. But you should be focusing on the jews, not our stock market.

Cool! Is that the basketball team you’re in?

The parts to assemble that bitch most likely came from imports since we don't manufacture shit here.

Nice cartoon! I have a better one for you to share

A toaster lasting 8 years is terrible. Toasters should last 30 years minimum.

That's not the point, shithead. We don't need jews turning every fucking item into a luxury item just so they can keep raping kids and making the rest of us worse off.

I gave up the toaster when I followed in the footsteps of my Anglo forbears and took up the fried slice

But anon there will be based and tradpilled low qualification manufacturing jobs in the US of fucking A! All of those hecking cute and valid rust belt states filled with smog again. Think of the black unemployment rate.
Mutts love their negroes so much they are ready to spend twice as much on everything to hire AMERICAN (Afro-Americans and LEGAL Mexican migrants) instead of Chinese guys halfway around the world and Mexicans (beyond the border).

Buy $300 toaster once a life. Versus buy a $40 toaster every other year.
Hmm. The cheaper one is poor people math.

I've gone through about 7 chinese toasters since I bought my house. They break after a year or two

Buy $300 toaster once a life.

Not everyone can afford that, anon. Once bills and/or rent is paid you might have enough left for a shitty cheap one if you don't have to buy food and toilet paper.

That's the point.

digits confirm

Who doesn't already own a fucking toaster?
Fuck you.

Frankly, no. I needed new boots because I need flats now to walk on rebar. The boots I had have a heel, which can catch on rebar and cause an extremely bad day. I also have another pair that's slip on, but not safety toe, so I don't wear them to work most of the time. Those other two have lasted me 5-10 years and I don't expect them to quit anytime soon.

I don't know what the future holds, but I expect to get new boots for some job requirement before I need new boots because my existing pairs are toast. And even 120$ boots can get resoled or new insoles, it's just the same price as for 600$ boots (80 bucks a shoe for new treads last time I checked with a cobbler), so I might as well get new boots whenever that happens.

...In Lithuania?

ngl, based

i have enough just in my checking account to go buy a few spare cheap cars

a 350 burgerbuck toaster is nothing, this is the richest land in the world. the kikes love to put class warfare out front

You are one person.

Most Americans can't afford a $1,000 emergency expense, report finds

cbsnews.com/news/saving-money-emergency-expenses-2025/

The obvious response to that chart is to increase service wages, but for some reason that's communism.

I worked 5 times harder in a grocery store than I ever have in construction. I also saw enough budget charts to understand that labor is 5-10% of a grocery store's expenses, and grocery stores are notable for needing lots of staff and having really tight margins. Even excluding the price the store pays for product, which is maybe 80%, labor is only 20% of the rest. Daily labor was less than daily rent.

What I'm saying is, even in a notably tight sector like groceries, labor expenses could quadruple and they could maintain the same profit level by raising prices 30%, which doesn't matter much when you're getting paid 400% more (obviously, this is expecting society to wise up for more than just grocery workers).

Former industry leading cities that no longer have purpose other than to house people too poor to leave are not indicative of policy.
Nearly every shitty city in the US used to be a blue collar workhouse type deal, but changes in trade and commerce meant a lot of jobs were phased out and the cities became shitholes simply because they lacked any reason to exist, nogs moved in and that was it.

This all stems from you giving nogs the freedom to breed in the USA, nothing to do with Dems or Repubs. How do I know this and you don't.

Just use an oven instead of wasting money on this shit.

change the definition of a recession

looks guys everything is fine

there’s no recession

That literally happened

Bagel setting

Worth every penny, poorfag

im not discounting what you're saying but a couple things here anon

1.im nowhere near considered wealthy, there are an assload of people doing far better than me. like, millions of them, probably more than the population of all Baltic states
2. anything that comes out of these kike papers is fake news. i work as a professional engineer doing some very specialized work, and the amount of pure, unadulterated bullshit i see in these yellow journalist yid rags abour my field is infuriating. these so-called "experts" are literally a bunch of dimwit clowns with zero expertise. same with online, a bunch of loudmouth spoiled leftist children screeching about flavor-of-the-month social justice, without getting off their lazy ass

its like the meme, man: all so tiresome. case in point, don't believe any of it.

Are you Jewish ?

Compared to you? Yes, the average American is wealthy.

Oy vey, goy, delete this

Surely you realize you are talking to someone who won't earn $1,000 US in his entire life.

absolutely fuck no, by the grace of the gods. i am a blonde nordic phenotype with a northern dna test that has literally but one line on the results

A $20 imported toaster with a 40% tariff is still cheap though

We are perfectly capable, we would just rather use Chinese slaves to do it

yeah i know they really dont make dick and balls for a living over there, but the benefit being the goat rapists and blackass africa jiggaboo coons stay tf out because theres no money to leach off the system

Wish i woulda known about this toaster before i bought my gf a chink one. Would have bought it.

Why do idiots toast br3ad
.

its the new shill programming memo. since eggs prices came down they need a new meme to spam.

ironically enough it gets shot down rather quickly when you look at countries with strong domestic markets for appliances like Japan and Korea. How do they make appliances that are affordable and still quality?

I have a subzero, they last 20+ years because the design is from 1950's commercial refrigerators and they are made in wisconsin. well worth the 8k I paid for it.

yt ppl dun sizzzle dey breadd

The tariffs weren't meant bring industry back to US. They're just for correcting a trade imbalance.

Its the new egg price. Fear is all they have.

How do they make appliances that are affordable and still quality?

they are quality but they are not "affordable" in the same sense of any chink equivalent and i say that as someone who loves their zojirushi rice cooker and skillet

its affordable as in buy it once and it works flawlessy for decades. instead of replacing some leaky or burned out piece of Chinese slop every year

Because toaster was an american invention, post ww2... It has nothing to do with european food culture...

You don't know shit about Europe walmartbro, you probably couldn't even find your largest US cities on a map...

gypsies

Do you even know what you're talking about?

Man that's actually a good price. Could you imagine how much money I'll make selling toasters made in America?

First eggs, now toasters.

We're going to be so rich you won't believe it! You're going to love that factory job building toasters annon! My friend Mr.Sheklestein is building several of these big beautiful factories! So beautiful you wouldn't believe it! Big beautiful toasters truly the best. We're going to win BIGLY.