Brit/pol/ - gonna need some nettle tea for that

believe the sex who regularly murder their offspring

50-year-old

To rape
Ahahahhahaha
I am 39 and my dick no longer works.
50 yo to rape, what a kek

youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77UWBEn5U-Nrg1BSeiU

Yeah, I guess you could say I'm Brandmaxxing
youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

new thread new seethe

Russell Brand done for rape eh lads

I wouldn't be surprised if he fucked a passed out chick or two when he was a junkie

Don't think he ever did actual predator rape or date rape though tbqh

Thing is though now he's become an "anti establishment" nuisance we'll never know if it's trumped up to discredit him or he's actually guilty init

rip willy

also

read the post

We are so back desu

I won the last thread

It'll go to trial and we can read the court transcripts and see if the judge is being a nobhead or not

russia fell for a april fools joke about the navy making another aircraft carrier with (and i shit you not) "go faster stripes" and "infinity hundred aircraft and equipped with trident missiles"
Based admiralty

evening josh

I saw this just as I wope up the other day and literally despaired for a minute then I realised the date
ukdefencejournal.org.uk/britain-to-introduce-new-inflatable-warships-to-expand-fleet/

wope

woke*

he's always been rapey as fuck.
Just now he doesn't have the Epstein protection racket

alri la

Terrified clean-up workers have been filmed being chased off by rats suddenly appearing from the bin bags they were supposed to be taking away in Birmingham.

The CCTV footage shows four workers running out of the compound after the rats jumped out from the mound of rubbish on the floor.

The workers rush towards the exit gate as the rats hurry towards them before making their way back into the pile of bin bags.

On Monday, a major incident was declared by Birmingham City Council after the ongoing bin strike hits day 25 today with 17,000 tonnes of uncollected rubbish piled high in the streets.

Cash-strapped Birmingham City Council claimed the problem has been compounded by striking binmen blocking its depots with pickets - meaning vehicles struggle to leave to collect waste.

The rat infestation has become so bad the rodents have been dubbed the Squeaky Blinders because they appear to have the city in their grip – much like the Peaky Blinders gang of the late nineteenth century which inspired the BBC drama series of the same name.

The Unite union says its members face pay cuts after the scrapping of waste collection and recycling officer roles. But the Labour-run council has insisted its offer is 'fair and reasonable'.

Birmingham City Council also disputes Unite's claims that 150 workers could lose £8,000 per year in pay, and insists plans to restructure the service are a crucial part of the authority's efforts to become financially sustainable.

thing is, if he stomped on the rats he'd be sacked, arrested and fined for animal cruelty

People doubt Russell Brands conversion and he isn't a Catholic afaik so not fully there
BUT
I have no doubt he's earnest, the transformation took place when he was first getting rape allegations and his child was undergoing major, potentially deadly surgery at Great Ormond Street hospital
that's bound to bring you to your knees no matter who you are

Russians have hacked the Tunnock's teacakes!!

I was about to say, his entire schtick at the peak of his career was "oi loike sex an' fannies alot"
Can't believe he porked that Katy Perry when she was at her hottest though, not sure how he pulled her.

your empathy will be the death of you

arrested and fined for animal cruelty

The weirdest bit about the rules on killing vermin to me is that you are allowed to shoot them with an air rifle, but you aren't allowed to shoot them with a bow

pay up bennymongers, we need £5 billion to pay for picrel

shitskins will shrug off an airrifle pellet easier than an arrow

Constant grinding cynicism is more corrosive

most guys have shagged katy perry fella

£1 for 30mins. She's cheap.

Wasn't he hanging out in Alister Campbell's house with his 16 year old daughter?

touche

£0.33 would do me

She could never accuse anyone of rape. Nobody would believe that she could ever be unwilling

where's her arse?

I agree it’s obviously a political move to drag it up now. And the case won’t be fair in the slightest, but brand has always been a creepy pervert and likely did it. Don’t understand why you’ve become the RBIDF

She's got a long back

16

SHE WAS 15 YEARS, 11 MONTHS, AND 2 DAYS YOU SICK FUCK

Bloody hell, I missed my turn.

Nobody remember that time Russel Brand phoned up Manuel from fawlty towers on radio to tell him he fucked his daughter?

Jonafan Woss was there too, and he's still in friendly with a lot of senior media types, so it gets politely ignored now

katie woolls is nearly 7ft and she has a fantastic arse

Literally everyone remembers that, anon

Sachsgate, compared to what we're going through now on brit/pol/ which is Sackgate

From all the time spent lying on it for work

Nothing special, Carpet mode

these 'rape' accusations are 20+ years old.

they're lawfaring him like Julian Assange

Hoping Brand commits suicide tbqh

If you've suffered bouts of nausea, a fever and muscle aches, you could be forgiven for assuming your body was battling an infection.

But experts have now warned that it may be a major warning sign that a rare, genetic heart condition may be about to strike.

Chest pains and and being short of breath are well-known red flags of cardiac arrests — sudden loss of all heart activity, that often proves deadly.

Yet, according to Swedish researchers, palpitations, fainting, nausea and signs of an infection like muscle aches and fevers, are also common symptoms suffered by those with sudden arrhythmic death syndrome (SADS).

The condition — when someone dies from a cardiac arrest but no cause can be identified — affects around 500 people in the UK every year, according to the British Heart Foundation (BHF).

It comes after a string of incidents involving young and supposedly fit and healthy young people dramatically collapsing during sports matches or suffering fatal cardiac events.

Last August, Poppy Eagle, from Washington, in Tyne and Wear, died after her heart stopped, despite no known history of health problems.

The 20-year-old fashion student had returned home from a dog walk ready for a movie night with her siblings when she suddenly collapsed. Her cause of death was later ruled to be SADS.

anything but the Vax
poor souls

Bring back hired goons.
The other bloke could've paid some tough lads to smash Brand's face in.

How do you know that this isn't Sachs' long con revenge?

Light a candle this evening and give her your energy.

I can fix her

Jonathan Woss was in on it too and yet he's a media darling on the masked singer and the wheel

am eating a pear

Russel is based. Been following his story for nearly 2 decades. Met him once. Great bloke. The charges are false.

Woss is another celebrity whose confidence exceeds his talent
Send them both to Birmingham to be eaten alive by rats

I am a simple man. I believe revenge is a dish best served immediately.

100mg of Vyvanse: Scranned
Goon: Loading

Any SUSSEX, BAMEdad, or Canceranon updates?

The only people who know that are him and his accusers.

Jonathan Ross was the last great talk show host in the same vein as Parkinson and Frost
who even is there now, maybe Kirsty Young but she's a w*man

Just a bit ov the old in n out innit

And he says he hasn't done it. Who the fuck are the accusers - some chavvy sluts? I'll take his word over theirs, thank you very much.

Graham Norton is charming and genuinely funny not obnoxious like wossy
Ireland's greatest ever export

I spent the time writing this for a thread that became archived

There's been many times where I've seen people doing somethng extremely retarded and I've suddenly thought
'If we were in a life or death situation this person would get us both killed. If anything dangerous ever happens, I should just move away from them and not trust them to perform any kind of constructive action. There is nothing too simple for them to fuck up.'
This seems like a display of that, a kind of scientific example of what the limits are when it comes to the abilities of women and/or low IQ people when it really comes down to serious things
In that way it reminds me of the various clips of women nearly killing themselves and their instructors with hand grenades in military training

The woman is having a heart attack
But this doesn't change the fact that she is trying to get out of the water in the most difficult way possible for no reason, legs first, arms suspended from the railings in a sort of semi-gymnastic manner
I'm pretty sure she wouldn't be able to do that normally, even if she wasn't having a heart attack. A lot of people her age and weight wouldn't be able to do it
But she actually feels weaker than normal, she's having a health crisis

I'll just use pure gnarly upper body strength alone to get myself out of this pool

This footage is sped up, it's all taking a lot longer really - 20 minutes total according to the article
She's clearly shown that she can still move her arms and legs, and use a certain amount of strength and coordination
She could have pushed her feet on the metal rails instead, and backed up the stairs
Her upper body strength could be used on the rails still
She could have got at least half out of the water so she can breathe and rest on the steps
Instead of just

literally getting out of the water

She spends 20 minutes making things worse. She eventually boosts off the steps to try swimming in the open water and climb out on the tile edge

Alright, Graham?

I like Gayham Norton, he should pretend to be straight though like Kenneth Williams and spearhead a camp revival

I like singledadlad and canceranon. And inflatable willyanon (unless that is also canceranon, I cant remember).

Ooooh gay bums

hahahahahaha

This is what the white man craves unna

1999 and 2005

20 years ago huh?

lol

Just got a new george forman grill from cash converters. Going to wire it up to my old casio science calculator from school and change the face of steaks in the uk.

Graham once shat himself on a bus in turkey wearing white shorts
His arsehole is probably like a wind sock

Who is this Josh character I keep hearing about?

yeah nah
not a fan
post nut clarity would hit hard

That is a man.

Met him once

Did he rape you?

People still believe women? Weird!

I've got one of them George Formby grills
Popped some beef on it earlier, and it's turned out nice again

singledadlad

Who is that?

Face like a fucking orc

I asked but he said no

Mate the only sex you've ever had in your entire life is when you kiss your uncle's cock at night.

New minecraft film looks kino

Of course he fucking didn't. He was based. We talked about the woke mob and Trump, and he made great points.

You couldn't get a crack whore to kiss you on the cheek for a rock the size of a house brick.

Lmao totally not guilty made up shit

unf

I mean he could tho so

onlyfans.com/tallgirlkatie/

post nut clarity would hit hard

Why?

Ew jack black is such a fat faggot these days gross.

Breaking: FTSE100 makes the biggest loss in five years. -4.86%.

Gayham and Paul O'Gaydy were old school gays. Gay tories, not so politicised just wanted to dress up as women and shag men. Which they shouldn't do because it's sinful, but gays these days want to do the sinful stuff and have a pat on the back, what's the point it's not even naughty. So the old school gays lose their tongue in cheek shine.
Probably why they end up shagging in parks in the west. Bet they get all the thrills they need from 'normal' (as you can) monogamous (as you can) 'relationships' in countries with the death penalty simply because it's naughty and you might get pushed off a roof.

perfection has been achieved

coomer.su/onlyfans/user/tallgirlkatie

Yo momma so black, when i looked at her i thought i was asleep

OFN i guess
gov.uk/government/news/new-fund-to-tackle-hatred-against-muslims

Nice bloke. Lost his wife to a car accident caused by a Bame, so now he raises his kid alone. Last time I saw he posted he was tempted to get back to dating but wasn't sure it was the right thing to do.

clicked random

got an obese black woman with gorilla thumb nips and a floppy with browning on the edges vagina

Put me off right me tea that did ffs

I generally don't have a problem with gays except for the carnal act of sodomy
Not being pussywhipped and having kids provides creative freedom
Just look at Wes Streeting, our future PM

We talked about the woke mob and Trump

Would've been less gay if he raped you

so you would fuck a boy but not this?

What if Russell Brand starts identifying as a transwoman? The accusers would be transphobic then.

I wouldn't fuck either

that's the catholic churches position too
the desires are intrinsically disordered and you can't get married and you must never act
but 'being gay' in itself isn't a sin

pussywhipped

Can you be anuswhipped? Are there gays out there who simper after men for bumhole access?

if not why do you keep posting boys you find sexually attractive?

no problem with gays

Except sodomy

Being gay is about sodomy.

What did you mean by this lol officer?

He has done you cos in his mind a boy in a wig and an avril lavigne outfit is not a "boy"

remember to feel your bollocks to check for cancer if you haven't done so recently lads

thats a woman

god you're boring
won't reply again

>The Metropolitan Police have now charged Brand - who lives in Florida

he lives in Henley innit?

My country got a Reform candidate this week

I'm gonna email him saying he gets my vote the day Farage is gone

Alright liebour voter.

The only thing about gayness in men IS sodomy and is a lifestyle wholly based upon cockanus, take away the sodomy and you have a normal hetro man.
The media brainwashing has done absolute numbers on peoples minds.
youtu.be/56Bc9UoxklQ

why do people care about this tariff economics bollocks. Most boring shite ever. All economics is abstract pseudoscience which nobody understands but pretends to.

You're not a real man unless you've been sucked off by an orc

early din dins

because it outsources their grassroots responsibility to invoke change

Gays are so promiscuous they have no issue getting their willies brown

Goonstep

maybe

I remember him. Hope he's doing alright

Good to know my position is hundreds of years old and stood the test of time

take away the sodomy and you have a normal hetro man.

No, you don't. I've had gay friends since my teens, now at 36 I know for a fact they are very feminine people. They behave and think like women.

Dunno why, don't really care. Don't care that they like to suck dick and take it in the ass, that's their business. But they are not just hetero men who happen to like dick.

I don't mind working with people who are gay, I just don't want to see them kissing or think about them being bummed
Out of sight, out of mind

I have been sucked off by a girl like this at a pub gig does that count.

Brits will never know the joy of popping 100mg of adderall and Gooning for 12 hours straight

"minimum wage"

xcancel.com/t848m0/status/1908174744865616020#m

Genuinely revolting to see @BBCNews publish this using the word “reverts”, which implies that being Muslim is somehow the natural state all should return to.

Pay your loicence fee, NOW!

They meant to say "perverts".

banter

Mainstream media also do the same with using the term “Honour Killings” Complete submission to legitimacy of their view by using their terms

Yeah, should be "murder"

Politically-loaded activist terminology enters the mainstream because the BBC basically lets campaigners write their own puff pieces. From there, it's a short matter of time before the civil service and then ministers themselves start using it.

did your willy smell like a spam sandwich after?

I have foreskin

Why are g*rmans like this lads?

So??

thats the reason for most people's hyperfocus on things like politics or finance, yes these things are important but they use them as a way to defer and externalise so they can remain inactive in their own lives
either they have faith in those things, or they use them to justify inaction through a sense of powerlessness

Kill yourself, all faggots must die.

I've genuinely never seen an attractive Abo. I once saw some pictures of a young woman who was apparently a model but she still lokoed like an orc.

Just throwing it out there fella
i mean no harm

bored of it all lads

why is nothing happening

You just want adderall so you can increase INT like in Fallout 4

yeah, I agree. But I don't think that explains the obsession people have with simplifying and pretending to understand global economics

probably better if nothing happened. I don't want war desu

i have known perverted freaks my whole life, dont care if they are total disease swapping headcases cos i am based and redpilled.

Thas right, bitch

Sorry you don't have any friends

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2xey4m2ygo

Reform UK candidate suspended after Savile tweets

he attacked the sacred cow that jimmy savile is a demon from hell

Cor nice bods.
I've also got cornettos and they're fucking tiny now wtf

That was vile. She didn't even drink it, either.

Now you mention it i have never tried to sniff my willy, Mad that.
Gis a sec.

basics

You don't say

A few weeks back I watched an episode of Emmerdale with my grandmother and there was a paki character going out with a white girl in it. The paki mentioned ramadan, and another character was talking about ramadan later on too. It felt very weird. I don't know if astroturfed is the right term for it, but maybe you see what I'm getting at with it. It has the same feeling as seeing those clips of soap opera characters talking about the vaccine and anti-vaxxers during the covid shite.

sent by post to florida

OI M8, YOURE BEING CHARGED

kek remember how they got the Jewgle YouTube to send a letter and demonetise him too?
Also remember they are giving Luigi the ****DEATH PENALTY****
mass murderers don't get that

Crooked . I'm no brand fan. But the anons here defending it, they GLOW

ever actually message these slags or just post them here? not having a go just asking

No way either of them are less than 30 at least.

dont think youre the real cauldron

A Reform UK candidate has been suspended from the party after posts on social media revealed his support for serial sex abuser Jimmy Savile.

its logical that a nice smelling willy gets sucked more often

Smells like bleach and onions

No, your hands have grown

He's never had sex

Well, I have a russian gay friend and he's based.
He hate lgbt-alphabet and prides much more than I do, and he's alright, so he hates ziggers as well.
I guess it's just western culture is more feminine in itself, so minus * minus equal ultrapussy.

Meanwhile, slavic is more masculine (in a bad way), so slavic gays are closer to western normie.

Yeah man. I meet up with them sometimes, but it's fun to post them

Oh no, soaps are absolutely psy opped, they get government marching orders for specific storylines and characters. Remember how USAID was funding shows in Central Asia? They're always running gay ops

it actually does if you think about it
because they never intended on truly investing in these things on a deep level
because the purpose of their investment isn't genuine interest
they invest just enough to make it seem like they know whats going on, and they make a point of understanding just enough to affirm their beliefs tied to their deferrence so they can justify their inactivity
anything beyond that would be a waste of time and energy and would defeat the purpose of what they're trying to do
its another variant of confirmation bias

I'll learn just enough to confirm my suspicions, never question them, and never go any deeper because that might make me need to reposition myself

well in

How does one get orally raped?
Surely you just bite the willy to stop the attack

Pay attention and you'll see his woman brain shine through

I used to be work with a guy you would never know was gay. He was big, fat, tough looking, but had an Asian husband at home. As you got to know him, you'd see his gayness slip out in mannerisms and speech patterns and then it would all fall into place.

Are fixed energy tariffs gigachad or basedjak?

Well, yes, but they've shrunk them down like everything. Eating the strawberry one. It's alright, chocolate may have been better

t.educational youtube video enthusiast

"Government"
"Govern-mentality"
"Control-mind"
"MIND CONTROL"

Rocket lollies haven't been jewed and are still the same size

He's quite literally homosexual, and a paedophile, what a shocker.

Used to have them as a kid. The strawberry bit at the top was best.

Red

Purple

Yellow

I bet they have shrunk.

I've met girls like this. They're usually insufferable. Make a point out of not being a girls' girl; talk about travelling to some third world shithole all the time; and pull stunts like this for validation when they really could have just sat and have a conversation with a nice pint without the need for theatrics. They're usually friends with boys who are equally as insufferable but they orbit her because they want to have sex with her.

Do you have take the sprig of grass out the bottle or leave it in?

who would want to have sex with her, she looks minging

someone will marry this bird one day and will be calling people incels on reddit for not wanting to get married

Can I get one reply on my thread Confederacy Wins My Ass on page 10? Please so it doesn’t fall off.

Cor..
Mr Porkey's pork scratchings too. Just fancied some snacks before I make din dins.
You can't jew the scratchings

Cunt smell like rotten fish

She doesn't look too bad when she's not deepthroating a pint glass tbf.

Nah busy soz

Probably would tbhwy

You're seething because your fragile jewish gut can't handle alcohol lmao

Enjoy them whilst you can, they'll be banned under Sharia Law in 2032.

Nonce

Just because you have to deal with them doesn't mean you should throw them at us.

Butter chicken

will die of laughter if this is what sets off the natives revolution against the impending caliphate

I'm just having one beer

The beer

looks like boggos just got home from his wfh job
threads gonna be even more shit from here on out

You literally have no idea about what you're talking, man.
He shared strories with me how nazi and rappers fought with times of his childhood and it was bonkers there.

My favorite episode is about him playing in a sendbox, seeing a rapper (i.e. white gangsta-cosplayer) sitting down on the bench nearby, theres a bald dude coming behind with a steel pipe - boom, and rapper's fucking dead.

It's not lies, more or less similar stuff happens everywhere here, but not to such an extent.
Just saying, hitting other with a steel pipes and robbing - that's what a "true man" looked like in times of our youth.
So, of course he's not the "manly man" and that's why he's okay.
Not going to blabber feminist woke shit about privileges, but you just don't get it and probably never will.

Gheeface

Checked
Good post. What a waste of beer

they send a lot of british crime here in eastern, for some reason, better not replaced inspector foyle with a pakistani nigger

I don't normally watch tv but I might with relatives

You literally have no idea about what you're talking, man.

No u, faggot

Didn't read the rest cuz I know you're wrong

I can't think of a single individual weaker than josh

When you think about it, josh truly is weakness personified

needs a spanking for wasting that beer

I remember when callipo's were the size of baseball bats, but then again i was about 4 foot tall and about 5 years old.

She looks like a blonde Rayner, ew

Europe will accept mass abo immigration and you too will accept it.

OK I read the rest

Sounds like you're in love with this faggot friend of yours, hope you 2 get married and Putin allows it. Live faggily ever after, sweetie.

If you want to make the thread better, tie a rope around your neck and hang yourself from a tree.

gay willies and bums

dumb bitch cant read
youre dumber than faggots

They're already in a white country.

got a crate in lads for me curry tonight. even had a shower

cant

I said won't read

Take your faggot lover's dick out of your ass and learn the difference, ESLet

I met an 18 yold halfbreed one adopted by a mid 60's Aussie white couple. He stank like pine disinfectant

and hes drunk already
lol

Julian Clary in denim shorts and a sailors hat catching rats in Birmingham

Stone cold sober.
Can't handle the truth?

even had a shower

Well la-de-fucking-da. Mr Moneybags over here. Must have had your PIP payment come through yesterday?

Friday
youtu.be/tZajuAUR4dI

well, you even argue like a street whore
no wonder, women society leaves the mark

no doubt hes gonna be seething till the early hours of the morning again
thick twat

Bro I'm high as FUCK I don't need food
I need goon

Imagine getting done for rape 25 years after the event. How would they even prove that?

what?

Believe. All. Women.

just had a poo

The only evidence they can have is testimony. Must be a lot to do an official charge but given the psyop they pulled on this initially I don't trust shit kek
trial starts May apparently

You've been done again gobleto, better hang yourself already.

Why don't you join the off grid ethnovillage of Lammas Village lads?
youtu.be/fniOdXI3RpI?si=ahtCV01bXn5W_HbX
Soon we will have replicators that will make capitalism useless

terrorist.jpg

Uh nigguh?

they don't
they usually get a psych evaluation done and base the case on circumstantial evidence and "evidence" of harm done via psychological profile. e.g. if a woman has PTSD, particularly around sexual violence. or at least appears to, they can use that as evidence. but ofc, this doesn't take into account women's natural ability to fake trauma because of the social benefits they can accrue by doing so. because thats mysognistic

he really has no clue lol

kek

do not redeem my white uni experience!

Mad how Ranma turns into a sissy slut when he becomes a woman
It's actually pretty hot
I'd fuck him
No homo

Oh it's you lmao
You still posting your dead granny you thick twat?

Indian incels are going to be an absolute menace in canada
ticking time bomb

Liverpool woman takes ketamine and shits herself

You can claim pip for that

birkenhead.news/young-liverpool-woman-relies-on-nappies-due-to-ketamine-use/

no u

clockwork

Thick twat

Would

already a thing
nationalpost.com/opinion/afsun-qureshi-how-indias-rape-culture-came-to-canada

no u

clockwork

You don't even know what "no u" means, truly proving yourself a thick twat once again lmao

no u

clockwork

Oh the thick twat is stuck in a loop again.
Lay off the domestos, lad.

no u

clockwork

B&M shoppers in Runcorn run to store to buy £5 vase

run

What's wrong with that fucking place

liverpoolecho.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/bm-shoppers-run-stores-find-31344661

Thick twat

no u

clockwork

Thick twat

corr 30 mins on those babies
didn't know the pound had tanked that much

Thick twat lost (again)

no u

clockwork

seething vaselet

we get it
you got there and they'd ran out

She smells like onions and fray bentos pie

They only needed one question and its the last one

i don't get pip, am on lcwra though for uc

welcome to her

vaselet

kek

who put a penny in the spambot?
filter back on

Lmao why did you take so long to spam your "no u", you thick twat? Had to scrub a bog?

I've made burgers again lads cooooorrrrrr

pipchads win again
while the wagies were at work we were all out buying up the vases

lmfao
KEK

no u

clockwork

binmen in Birmingham have lost £8 from £32k they now earn less than pipchads

£8K ffs

Shame you're a thick twat who can't code lmao

reform will fix this

Thick twat is scrubbing a bog so it will take him a few minutes to reply.

Expect further "no u" seethe

no u

clockwork

get yer chicken fillets out me face luv

Lmao, called it, he truly is a thick bogscrubba twat

Thick twat is scrubbing a bog so it will take him a few minutes to reply.

Expect further "no u" seethe.

samefagging

clockwork

new

i win :D

Russel Brand has always been an edHMS Prince Andrew ?

clockwork

clockwork

clockwork

clockwork

I think he's talking about you

Thick twat lost again, many such cases!

this is the saddest chicken I've ever seen

It's just plain chicken you fat fuck

incels are going to be an absolute menace in canada

meanwhile in England...

Hello.

#DenchWon

he can't cook for shit

Thick twat is obsessed lmao

Cor gis a bit