Why do humans have the most intimate relationships with birds out of all the animals ? What is it about birds ?

Why do humans have the most intimate relationships with birds out of all the animals ? What is it about birds ?

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We're gonna have to introduce this guy to a leaf, aren't we?

no op that's just you
ewww btw

i'd argue we have stronger ones with dogs, but, regardless, birds are based.

Thank YOU for your service.

Do white women fuck birds now?

women fuck dogs nobody has similarly intimate relationships with birds

Small birbs are the cutest animals in the world

The thing with dogs is they are actually useful and helped us survive in certain circumstances. Birds on the other hand fascinate us without being really useful.

for me it’s the California quail

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Birds are incredibly intelligent. A cockatoo has the intelligence of a 4 year old. A crow has the intelligence of a 7 year old. They have their own personalities, families, etc;

The ravens descend as trash predators against a smaller group of sea gulls driving them off. The pidgeons follow, nobody cares because the pidgeon eats portions that are far smaller than these bigger birds, which is the same with the finches that move extremely quickly. But, all of them must be wary of the hawk that preys on them. So the ravens pick fights with the hawks when they can. They're pretty neat.

What's with the metal object on its leg ?

also ceiling birds

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Do quails sing like roosters ? I think I saw that somewhere

No clue, it's a stock photo.

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I can think of canaries in coalmines and carrier pidgeons
Chickens giving eggs are also pretty useful

Idk man these guys showed up at my door, should I open it?

each kind has a different kind of “coo”. All are kino. I could go to sleep listing to them. One other type of quail named the “Bob White” gets its name because when it chirps it sounds like it’s saying Bob White kek. Awesome birds. From Wikipedia -

The name "bobwhite" is an onomatopoeic derivation from its characteristic whistling call

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Good points.

Why do humans have the most intimate relationships with birds out of all the animals ?

dogs

referred to as

"man's best friend"

so

retarded, huh

please do not actually fuck the birds

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also, hunting hawks were more than just a sport thing in the past.

Heck, I would have.

Learning a bird to speak I think is more profound than playing fetch with a dog

apples

vs

oranges

whatever bird you own, the bird I OWN is better

thx 4 conceding

What is it about birds ?

they're the tastiest

BIRD UP!

Theres also the awebo bird
Sometimes thought to be saying 'a huevo' which means 'an egg' in the language of the people it lives around.

i like how they sing every morning :)

birds are based

I think we have the most intimate relation to niggers since we let them live among us pretending they are human. But we like birds because they are smart and sometimes smarter than niggers.

Imagine you could say this on national television in Netherlands

Fucking kino

Aw, kek :))

Birds are cute, colorful, smart, & can fly.

They’re everything humans are not.

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about parrots specifically, they are monogamous species, therefore superior to nigger animals like dogs and humans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_conflict

Because everybody's heard that the bird is the word.

Also, funny you should make this thread
Hitchock's Birds is on TV right now here