*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING* MARGIN CALL
he bought the dip
*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING* MARGIN CALL
Moron rice cars are banned moron
Yeah buy the dip have fun :DDDDD
buy gamestop
The government will bail out the elites and ultrawealthy like they always do
Who cares? We know who runs all those funds and if you are stupid enough to give your money to them you deserve to lose it.
blackrock has a lot of pension funds invested in ukraine. and ukraine is losing.
hedgies suffering
uhhhhhhhh
oh no
They will need help from Dems. Let's see if the Democrat elite are really serious about eating le rich. Bernie Sander's vote will speak volumes about the current state of the left.
call the entire world's bluff
forget the entire world can do the same but on a dramatically higher scale
total financial collapse and loss of reserve currency status
we are the most retarded hegemony in all of history
If this is real, God help us all
its a strange type of collapse, feels completely self-inflicted, he couldve just ended the DEI programs and played golf for the rest of his presidency, but nooooo
Margin call? Just don't answer the phone
Margin trading is just masked gambling and never should have been allowed to exist in the first place outside of licensed gambling establishments.
Triggering massive world wide financial uncertainty is LITERALLY what I voted for. Unironically
Never Forget
AN INTEREST RATE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Stinks to High Heaven.
You know damn well that Hedgies had a heads-up on the incoming "Policy".
Even if they didn't, Trump pulled the same Tariff shit back in 2018.
His (misguided) policies were well known.
This is an orchestrated implosion in effort to loot the Taxpayer.
indeed!
no one asked
it's 2008 again, fugg :DD
Just tweet no crying in the casino
are trump tariffs antisemitic?
hedgies getting margin called?
Is this based and good for us? Who is calling them on their margin phone?
This is why boomer rocks are dumping, too. They're all getting margin called and dumping assets to raise capital.
Maybe this is Trumps revenge for the assassination attempt
I used my speculative assets as collateral to borrow money and buy more speculative assets
Free money glitch! It literally can't go tits up!
Look who’s kvetching the loudest
Yeah so in principal I do support what Trump is doing, economically. It's basic bitch protectionism that literally every other country except north american countries are allowed to do apparently. I would assume the end-goal would be to push the US towards an isolationist economy. But Trump being world's foremost jewish semen guzzler I have to wonder why finance jews are letting it happen.
Get over it faggot. The current world economic model is unsustainable.
Benis :----DDD
GTF in here! There's still time!
this
They're selling all the safe assets to prop up the unsafe ones
Because it will fix nothing. Rightoids will blame muh libs and Trump will sign another bailout like he did last time.
Nooooooo my system noooooo
Nigger, people, good people, literally stop their legacy and the civ in tracks, because safe-playing niggers like you coddle the elites
Muh stonks, muh capital
Fuck You
I have to wonder why finance jews are letting it happen.
Have you considered that you are just retarded, and the guy that jews hate most in the entire world, isn't working for those same jews?
Maybe you entirely misread the situation because you are only smart enough to analyze the situation on a completely superficial level while there are 17 different layers of this shit-filled cake.
This time the dip will be very deep, too deep you can’t even see it right now.
won't someone think of the hedge funds?
How the fuck are paycheck-to-paycheck millennials and zoomers going to afford to the new overpriced Switch?
Trump is doing this to crash the economy and buy stocks at low prices. He's also going to direct the US federal government to buy stocks to pump prices even higher.
I don't talk to jews.
Dolan, but we are in circus
Please let this happen
Please let this happen
Please let this happen
Please let this happen
Sounds like they aren't hedging. The purpose of a hedge fund is to make money no matter what the market does.
Stocks were artificially high anyways
They should have bought $UVXY calls. (I should have too.)
crying in the circus
is the elephant cock too big for your bussy
should've hedged the fund dude
isn't that kind of the point
OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN
hodl
yawn nothing ever happens
A bunch of houses are about to come on the market
I kneel.
This was known before the tariffs.
Hedge Funds were begging the FED for a bailout mechanism weeks ago.
Guess what.
THEY WILL GET IT.
time and time again, history shows this stock can go to $60 in the matter of days
You mean the foreclosure moratorium ending on the 11th?
I wonder if there is some shit going on with banks not having to actually eat the loss until they actually foreclose.
hedge and retirement funds dump their stocks because they don't understand what tariffs are or what the goals behind them are and they want to transfer their stocks to cash
trigger other retards to dump their stocks because surely the retards that fell for the gamestop joke know what they're doing
"this is all bad cause Trump out tariffs on people that have teriffs on us!!!"
Oy vey.
Margin calls?
Oh fuck yes next week is going to be so fucking hype.
I didn't lock in at the top of the latest bubble but I'm definitely going to get hosed if prices correct to actual reasonable values.
But unlike my boomer progenitors I'm okay with taking the L if it means a better world for the next generation.
BASED!
I'M LIVING TO SEE BOOMERS SUFFER !!!
I believe they also hold onto something like 11% of the Treasury market.
They will get bailed out, if not,
This happens. Welcome to the (((Tribes))) Financial hostage system. When it stops working for them, we die.
What does that even mean
They aren’t. Only trump supporters are that stupid to believe such non-sense.
I bought a house in 2007 and managed to not lose it during the crash. Because of those 2 things I'm ahead of 90% of other people my age on assets.
If you fucks can manage to buy any hard assets during this collapse you should.
Strange that as soon as you are asked a question that a Jewish person would not be able or willing to answer, you sitter off while kvetching.
Just proves my point.
Extreme volatility. It's my favorite kind of trading environment because everyone else sucks at it.
I'm going to set some ridiculously low buy orders and pick up so many good cheapies due to idiots panicking and closing leveraged positions.
Daily Mail
I won't lose my house or anything. I locked in my mortgage at about 280, current market value assessment is about 350, but in a sane world it should only really cost about 200K at absolute most.
That movie was fucking master level kino. Emergency meeting scene literal master class in acting.
GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS 2.0 HAPPENING KKIIIIINNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That won't end well.
What do I download to profit off this?
I would assume the end-goal would be to push the US towards an isolationist
Here is what I think. You see the Phone the Laptop etc that we all own? We have to be able to make those here in North America. From the smallest small mount resistance to the screen, chips, processor, diode etc.........
This is for National security, because if a real war happen nothing is going to cross the Pacific or the Atlantic, not by air or by boat.
GLOBAL FINANCIAL CRISIS 2.0 HAPPENING KKIIIIINNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Imagine the situation now...with tariffs and recession looming. Now throw on top of it a financial crisis.
It's been nice shit posting with you guys.
pure fucking kino
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I look forward to this guy having no money for rent as the price of his dollar store grocery trip increases parabolically
Starting to wonder if we get a massive economic depression and the majority of the population decline is simply the nonwhites leaving.
GAMESTOPPED.COM
Dude you're going to remember the next few months of posting ten years from now and wish Anon Babble was as good as it is now.
HAPPENINGS are always the best time to be on Anon Babble. It's like crack.
lemon bardy ebin :-DDD
This dip doesn't even qualify as a crash, check back in another 3 months.
I mean in general other than a few odds and ends it's utterly insane that we rely on some international global trade pipeline that transports shit around the world 3 times over just so we can get consumer goods that literally all the materials and labor exists to make domestically.
And suddenly that Amero union that conspiracy theorists were warning about 10-15 years ago doesn't look so bad in the current global political climate.
And that's probably why Ottawa is acting like a bunch of hysterical faggots over Trump tariffs instead of saying "Hey. Let's sit down and talk this out" like they should.
The globalists have been so successful in some ways that suddenly a lesser conspiracy theory that competes with their own agenda doesn't seem so bad anymore. But between Canada the US and Mexico, transportation to Europe doesn't need to be anything more than a novelty. Except maybe bringing in Manganese from Africa or some shit. But with less globalist claws in the process it might actually become lucrative and allow Africa to also establish an independent trade block like Gaddafi was trying to set up.
ending DEI programs wasn't the sole issue of the campaign you utter idiot. let's see...he also ran on mass deportations, arrests of traitors, and tariffs to restore the American economy.
They deserve it for being cowards
"Hey. Let's sit down and talk this out" like they should.
They already did that last time Trump was in office.
Hedge funds face margin calls for being over leveraged idiots who didn't sell before the most telegraphed crash ever
FTFY
they've done it before and they will do it again
trillions
o fugg, delet dis
BASED ITS TIME FOR THE RAKE
My expectation is that the Canada/US Row will get resolved a week before the election so Carney can ride that to the polling stations. Even though they could have solved it right from the outset.
Then they shouldn't have been partying naked with derivatives
Also showcases that Obama's Dodd-Frank in fact, as everyone knew but the morons, DID NOT FIX THE MARKETS
All they did was print money, not structural change
Looks like Clinton/Bush/Obama/Biden bubble is popping
Democrats are going to get destroyed for it
Not in good faith..... see picrel.
And suddenly that Amero union that conspiracy theorists were warning about 10-15 years ago doesn't look so bad in the current global political climate.
I would advise anyone to listen to Marco Rubio.
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He is right and this is where the world is going. The US new Foreign Policy for this century will be to build Fortress North America.
Oh no is the boomers pensions going tits up?.......anyway
This×1000
i don't know
They really can't this time without lighting up inflation. Also Trump hates all of them except Elon. Of course it could still happen, but this time does feel different
Margin calls on a 15% fall? They aren't that dumb
aNYONE who uses teh dailymail as a source is a fucking braindead subtard
They aren't that dumb
You are, apparently.
There's varying amounts of LEVERAGE involved.
Why not just link the Daily Mail instead of Shitter screencaps?
dailymail.co.uk
*X screencap talking about a Daily Mail article with no link. Shit all the way down.
Yup they're not dumb they're probably just all in on 10x plus leverage. Hedge funds typically make what's called 2 and 20, 2% fee on all assets under management (customer investments) plus 20% of gains, their incentive is to push it as hard as they can. Or another possibility is a fund that just writes as many puts as it can - works great until it doesn't.
is that lemmin pardy? o fug :D :D
This time it's time for the Great Taking...
HOW IN THE FUCK IS A ~10% CORRECTION THIS BIG OF AN ISSUE??
Maybe because it was 100% avoidable before the orange chimpanzee started ranting about tariffs?
who do you think buys all the media companies and newspapers? multibillionaires. they have all their money locked up in stock. it's a game for the elites. when their precious stockies go down they raise hell.
Go woke go broke kek
Worse...it might start domino effect with hedges and because those are not banks no one saving them but losses going to everyone who is in them.
This is the most logical take.
I listen to media, news and take financial advice from people who openly hate me HOW COULD THIS BE HAPPENING TO ME REEEEEEEE DROMPFFFF!!!1
Good.
Diversity is our strength. Lots of people in finance going to need to learn to weld pretty soon.
S&P w/ a PE ratio above 30
you're a fucking clown. this is a healthy correction and the stock market is STILL too high.
per Daily Mail
oh I'm shaking in my shoes as I'm sending out the news says the man from the Daily Mail
Gamestop will destroy all the hedgies
Love it
Trump destroyed all the hedgies
Failure president!!!! Not like that!
You would have to wonder what they were hedging because they sure didn't buy puts.
Except SPY is already down 13% YTD and it'll certainly dump more when the orange chimpanzee escalates the tariff bullshit even more you utter mongoloid.
it was 100% avoidable
No it wasn't. The markets have been pumped like crazy since muh COVID, and everyone knows it.
S&P unironically needs to go down another 30% for fair value you utter mongoloid
and you're absolutely right, it will
And they'd have continued pumping if Blumpf kept his fucking mouth shut but here we are.
bullshit hedgies are more into shorts than their pimply asscracks at gym class
Yep. This is all noise. The elite using their power to gaslight the peasants. A 30% correction is needed. At least.
Oh fucking PLEASE let hedgefunds crash and burn!
I'm waiting for my payout..
"Pumped" as-in; fake, inflated. It's not a good thing. Price discovery needs to happen.
down ~7.5%
Not even close to a margin call. Zoom out.
It’s time to heckin impeach drumpf!!!
HOW IN THE FUCK IS A ~10% CORRECTION THIS BIG OF AN ISSUE??
Security based derivatives.
This is not accidental.
Blackrock should have stuck to money changing.
What could those hedge funds do to the economy and the financial system when they crash now vs when they'd crash later (like 1-4 years later)?
Funny how at the end of the day the chuds got what they wanted (crash the system). None of you guys will retire soon and most probably have low stakes invested into the 401k so it doesnt really affect you
Why did arch-boomer Trump betray his people? Cui bono?
So when do the bailouts with taxpayer money start?
using fake money to buy fake money and not having enough fake money in your fake money account to pay the difference
Nice economy
This is just the beginning of The Great Unwinding.
They're selling all the safe assets to prop up the unsafe ones
why would you ever do that
per dailymail
Die
Why anon, whyyyyyyyy
We will live to see unimaginable suffering
It is, for once, truly happening
Numbers on the screen, bodies on the streets
Unreal fantasies, very real consequences
20 bucks is 20 bucks
'Till it only grants a mere crumb of sustenance!
Hindsight - 20/20
Have to wait until Monday to buy more
LET ME INNNNNNNNNNN
yuo habe the homosegs :DDDDDDDDD
Based.
Let it burn.
Not my problem. Build a better stock market and get the fuck out of the US one. Yes that includes Israel
I don't think they will.
I think this is revenge for 2008 and everything that's happened since.
Bank bailouts are over.
The hour of deliverance is finally at hand
People fail to realise that all of the DEI bullshit was pushed directly by the finance Jews they're now crying over doing their bollocks.
I look forward to people suffering because the boomer gravy train is ending
kys
Haha. Based. William Luther Pierce said that systems cannot be changed or fixed. Only destroyed. Burn this kike world to the ground.
Haaa!aaaaaaaaa! :::::DDDDDDDD
eggs are cheap though
Truly, truly based. I pray EU accelerates now and it gets all blown the fuck out worldwide. Let the age of suffering and heroics begin.
Kek, this idiot unironically this this is some 3d chess wealth transfer from boomers to zoomers.
I-It's a correction! Trump could never fuck up this hard! Daddy's home Daddy's home Daddy's home!!!!
When Trump Steaks failed was that because of stupid Biden or was it because of China?
banks not having to actually eat the loss until they actually foreclose.
they are extending and pretending as long as possible. they don't want these assets, just like 08.
Broker Price Opionion - this is how Realtors are surviving right now because the volume is so low.
homoseggs DDDD:
warren buffett and his massive war chest of cash is ready to buy all kinds of shit at fire sale prices
imagine if he just puts it all in gamestop and shitcoins tho
can do the same
They can't because their economies are fake and reliant on US patrimony. Now is the time for traitors like you to get what you fucking deserve.
Ctrl+F PPT
nothingburger
GEG :DDD
I was more surprised Trump recognized Taiwan as an independent country. Balls of stell, dat.
it's just paper
the same guys who brought us the stimulus of 2020
2008 2.0 is happening right now.
Millions are losing their 401ks over this shit.
This is gonna be really bad
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I hope the housing market craters so poorer people can buy up previously expensive homes
The same people who locked people in their homes and kept them from working, printed trillions of dollars out of thin air in a couple years and gave nearly all of it to the richest people alive (who were reporting record high profit without that money), are now saying this is bad.
Call me crazy, but I'm just not going to believe evil people.
Trump did all that though.
Are ya buyin the dip son?
left, right... it's all the same and all run by jews. thinking trump or biden alone did it does nothing but confirm how brain dead to reality you still are.
it's true
they are already removing their own tariffs. Its just a trade policy based on spite, whereas previously burgers just took it lying down
The guy is obviously implying that Trump wasn't the one responsible for all that shit.
I've reached a level of understanding that you will never even see the threshold of.
They probably will vote for a bail out.
Last week they couldn't shut up about Schumer voting to preventing a shutdown. Now look how quick everyone has moved on to praising Booker then criticizing Trump.
Trump has been hammering on about tariffs. Before they were in place I sold a few bank shares and made a decent profit.
Now they're back to 52 week low, around the price I originally bought them.
Thinking of injecting a few hundred more into the market during this dip.
Should have left Tesla alone, huh?
You take down Tesla stocks? Say goodbye to your entire market hehe. Saint Elon doesn't fuck around.
Based
Fuck the hedgies
They ran crying to the kikess in charge of the Treasury when the SME squeeze happened. The oven dodgers gave permission to Robinhood to block all SME transaction and sell positions against the wishes of the investors.
Total Hedgie Death
Yet again, confirming you are brain dead to reality. Trump is a pawn, just like Biden. The jews run everything and this is a result of their actions.
they aren’t because they just aren’t ok!
you’re stupid!
You talk like a bitch in heat lol.
For once being a broke idiot with no financial sense to invest paid off.
Thanks Trump.
So its deflation??
isnt there a finance board, nobody cares about your jewish stocks
Based
Its down like 10 percent and they are losing their ass? They should be illegal with how bad they are at the slightest dip
Yes.
If you were DIRTY HEDGIE facing margin calls from the JPY carry trade and all your over-leveraged tech positions, would you pay Perception management teams (shills) to post here?
I FUCKING WOULD
BWAHAHAHAHA
MARGE IS CALLING FAGGOTS
Okay buying calls on open then tesla to 400 end. Always inverse Euros. You underestimate the need for browns to borrow money to invest in memes to "own" us in our own countries
Orange man will do nothing but reciprocate. Euros determine how the stock market fares Monday and I bet they remove all trade restrictions.
I wonder what kind of posters type shit like this. Indians?
hedge kikes getting btfo
good.
:DD
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