You can't understand americans

"You are what you eat"-- but you can't understand people who eat this 5-10 meals a week.
Most americans call it "Spaghetti Cheese", and it's the MAIN source of fuel for americans.
It's sold by the pound (kilogram), typical servings are 1-4kg.

This is a smaller-sized portion.

Most americans call it "Spaghetti Cheese"

not a single person ever called it that. it's cincinnati chili

Eating is simple:

1. Beef
2. Water
3. Salt

That's what the Ohio region calls it.

That's called chilli cheese spaghetti where I'm from. Eat it two or three times a a week

Literal slop. And we get stick for our food. Fucking hell. You wouldn't give that to a dog

I have never seen this in my entire life, is this some kind of caliwali city slop?

5-10 meals a week, standard. For some Americans it's all they eat. And I don't mean that metaphorically. It's ALL they eat.

It's a simple chili cheese spaghetti dish

Most americans call it "Spaghetti Cheese", and it's the MAIN source of fuel for americans.

Nobody calls it that and shit like your pic is only found in very specific regions

Seriously, it's like random shit was just thrown together and the result was something that doesn't make any sense. Why all that shredded cheese??? WHY THE OYSTER CRACKERS???

How is it with Ketchup on top?

Ive lived in america for 35 years and never seen this once in my life. Suck shit europoor.

VPN detected, LOL. Or let me guess, you grew up in "buttfuckton, USA"

As an American I will only eat that if I’m starving

why cheese?

Cheese is good

why. Oyster crackers?

Mouthfeel

Are you retarded or something?

for fuck's sake, all I eat is lean meat (chicken breast, low-fat beef, etc.) whole grains like brown rice, veggies and fruit. Zero processed stuff, candy, junk, condiments, deserts etc. I can't even remember the last time I ate food fore pleasure. And I'm still at 20% body fat because I drink once or twice a week. Yet there's people who eat like that. Compared to that I should look like gigachad by now.

I'm literally from England and I can tell you it's Cincinnati style chilli and you're also a faggot foreigner (not American).

lying to impress the euros

Lel why?

Chili spaghetti is based faggots, though I agree the cheese is overboard.

The USDA deems it a single portion
It is considered sufficent for a young tot
Burgers will defend it irregardlessly

This is my favorite American meal

Im from Jew Jersey. Swear on my balls may they become gangrenous.

I put peanut butter in mine with way less cheese.

Sounds tasty
For me? Ill have some of this

That’s a child’s plate.

You want dry ass crackers to go with your cheese and you're calling ME retarded? Did you take your proper dose of HFCS (24 oz) today?

Typical prices. Large is 2kg, regular is 1.5kg, small is 1kg.

I could make a thread saying Americans secretly all have tails and your fucking retards would probably believe me.

Don't tell them!

No I've never seen that before in my life, do you ever get tired of lying?

never had natti chili but it looks good tbqhfam

We had this in school. It was called a "hot carl."

They do a hot carl in caliwali but as a carl pie. Usually fritos.

natti chili looks good

I’ll save you the trouble, it isn’t.

Holy kino. My mouth is watering.

If you suck at cooking it's bad, perhaps, lol.
Recipe for euros.

It's alright if you make your own chili. It's begging for dysentery otherwise.

pasta

beans

seems redundant. Does it have meat ?

wet 4 way. means different things outside of ohio.

Look @ the recipe. It's insanely healthy and perfect with greek salad on the side.

If you like that slop you deserve a bullet to the brain.

Boy you are bitter like medicine

My NC town still calls it 'nigger chow.' We're historically a KKK community, so we have big cook-offs during Lent to piss off the Catholics. It's actually really good.

I eat this with my wife as our standard Tuesday dinner. There’s always a better way to live than what you’re showing.

Skyline Chili is what cemented my anti-Ohioan worldview

I always knew it was Ohio against the world.

I was going to be critical, but that looks decent. Take vitamins though fag.

My lunch today
Fried organic garlic in butter
Local cheese made with raw milk by mennonites
And a organic apple
Yea or nay?

gay

You use Caliwali olive oil thoughbeit, yessir?

That is Cincinnati chili, and it's not "chili" per se, but meat gravy. Still better than Supreme wearing niggerfaggots in jew york who make everything "THE OCKY WAY" or whatever faggot claiming to be from caliwali eating a hot carl is.

Yum

A fine lunch for a small Chinese child

Cooking is so easy

Michigan will put a stop to this madness

1 tablespoon of cheese is 90 to 110 calories. That looks like 16 ounces or 32tbsp. 105 calories per ounce of spaghetti noodles, probably 8 ounces. Ground beef can be 250 calories per 4 ounces. Tomato sauce150 per serving or so.
Zucchini noodles, no sugar added tomato sauce ground turkey, plenty of green and red peppers and black olives and a sprinkle of cheese just for color and a bit of taste. Even if you want actual noodles, two ounces is plenty cut them up and use mostly veggies and sparingly sauce and no cheese or just a tsp for sprinkling.

Ur gay where's the BEEF? Where's the PLOUGHMAN's energy?

virgin

"I'm going to eat slop and goyslop all day"

CHAD

Bacon and PBJ sandwiches for Brekkie. Ploughman's for lunch. Spaghetti Cheese for dinner. Simple as.

What a coincidence I happen to be a small gay Chinese child

Well you will be popular here.

lose to TTUN

still get a natty ring

EL EM AY OH

I’ve never seen or heard of that shit in my life (Californian, non beaner)

I’ve got a source from Chile.

I had beef yesterday. I wanted cheese today
Cheese is super food everyone knows this

Oh boy

In Nova Scotia we call this a Frenchman Salad

i have unironically never heard of this dish.

In Arkansas, chicken and spaghetti or catfish and spaghetti is a thing.

Holy fuck seeing that makes my animalistic instinct come out I MUST conquer it.

It's called like 100 different things.

Ohio should be nuked from Earth just for Skyline Chili. Never meet the blandest people on Earth till I went to Ohio.

anon wants the spaghetti fish

Based

But we have Wendy's too :(

what the fuck is a kg ?? we do lbs and oz's in america fag.

and Steak n Shake sells these. and they're fantastic! 5 way Chili Macs

we'll also order a large fry and milkshake with them

It's for euros to understand because they don't know what REAL America is. They pay for refills on ketchup packs and soda, as well.

i don't want to understand the thought process of things that i can already estimate to be fucking retarded.

In 20 years from now it will be more popular than kebabs.

Nothing wrong with a catfish or sunfish fry. But damn, does Skyline Chili make a down turn. Even White Castle was better. Its sad up there man, Ohio its its owj thing for a reason, please keep put of KY and TN.

sgetti cheese is parma john... dat ders shredded cheddar ya indiant street shit vendor fuck

Wtf I can't just drink the ketchup directly from a self service pump in Europe? Those poor bastards.

One time I went to Kentucky to buy cigarettes.

This is a regional food. I'm from California and I never even knew it existed until I was like 35

I love catfish so much bros. I always get the catfish dinner when I go to Cracker Barrel.

It's from Ohio and it's a Greek diner specialty. They make a stewed beef dish with cinnamon they call chili. There are different toppings. There are Ways to order: One Way, Two Way, Three Way, Four Way, and even a Five Way. They add spaghetti noodles, cheese, beans, and o-nions in combo. I think it sucks, but I didn't grow up eating it here in California. It is available out here at Big Boy restaurants last I checked, my ex-wives, their boyfriends, and their sons all love it.

I can afford a house here and I'm basically a NEET, have fun renting forever wagie :v

looks amazing, but that is at least 3 meals on a plate.

Can cormfirm, every american I've ever met subsists entirely on cheese and pasta.

You’re brown and wrong. I grew up there. Everything you are saying is wrong.

Damn that's looks so good.

It's an alternate universe I'd like to visit

To be honest, the only thing that confuses me is the spaghetti. Use a different noodle...

both are bad I only eat quality food not slop

this guy gets it, like an animal in the wild, food is very simple don't over complicate it. we are carnivore.

beef and cheese yes, pasta no, its slop. get raw cheese if you can.

Literally never seen this before in my life.

For me? It's Spaghetti el Negro.

Fuck off this shit is good you niggers don't understand our poop sauce fuck you

This is a single serving adult sized plate. No you can't have any, get your own europoor.

Catfish and spaghetti sounds disgusting, but chicken and spaghetti... sounds like just Chicken Parmesean, only they just used a regular fried chicken piece instead of something with Italian seasoning and sauce and cheese on top of it. I'd eat that fine, I don't know if I would expect any more sophistication than that from an Italian place in Arkansas anyways.

Is this some midwest slop? Where I'm from, we put fries in burritos.

People put fries in burritos everywhere, Mr. Caliwali. I live in the heart of white bread Midwest flyover, and I can get a decent carne asada burrito with fries in 15 minutes. Both actual Mexican and Cali-Mex are available everywhere now.

Anyways, the chili spaghetti is an Ohio thing, it's been said like 20 times itt, read next time.

Why don't they melt the cheese tho, this bothers me a lot.

That used to be a $3 appetizer

Skyline is shit tier. Goldstar Chili is better.

LOL this coming from a "person" who doesn't break his pasta in half before boiling.
Savage animal nigger moors.

Nah I've never seen this either. Northerner.

Giant chicken fried steak?

The pasta is meh I prefer fries.

Dude, you post Aquafina

Nobody in America drinks that

Mutts have that before breakfast as appetizer.

I don't care what anyone says about it being cheap meat, or "lips and assholes": Signature hot dog places are good. Rippers are good. Ted's footlongs are good. Skyline cheese coneys are good. Chicago dogs from Portillo's are good. I got that dawg in me.

"Spaghetti Cheese",

In Scotland you can get a large munchie box for £15.00. We call this a "crispy minge" here in Glesga (fuck off for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you dont even have to wait you just order in from Nabil at the takeaway when you’re pissed and hungry and its always hot and ready to go at the counter.

What food deals/ traditions do you have where you live?

The fifth column is already in Michigan. There could be Ohioans all around you and you would never know it. We are always one *step,* one *word* away from activation. We'll move mountains of earth for the mass graves we will have to make. In your last moments, when I am bayonetting your pregnant wife, and an Ohioan guerilla insurgent is slitting your son's throat, you will look at me and realize we were always, always, the master race. You are the dirt under my bootheel. Nothing is safe from the all-knowing, all-seeing buckeye.

I want a munchie box

I need that in my loif right now.

I was born in New England and have lived in the Northeast my entire life and I also have never seen this dish.

this is gotta be the weirdest spam thread on here
and the jannies keep letting it go

What the fuck
Looks like gross slop

botted thread
watch it die now

Chocolate

???????

Most americans call it "Spaghetti Cheese", and it's the MAIN source of fuel for americans.

I am on a seven day fast right now.

Don't you fucking stupid foreigners believe this shit.

Any American who only eats 1-4kgs of spaghetti cheese at a time would be deported by trump.

I am on a 40 year slow right now.

that's some beaner food. never saw anything like it

Why can't we get along and end it without too much bloodshed? I like faygo well enough. Maybe we can work something out.

you throw the organs into the trash?
also tap water has nothing other than little to none electrolytes
stuff like raw milk and fruit juice are better at hydrating

God i hate cleaning up after these fucking niglets when their parents allow them to literally eat until they puke in our buffet and on top of that don't even leave a fucking tip. Fucking uncivilized animals belong in a fucking zoo

You shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW

Hell yeah nigger, catfish fucking rules.
Loved to get $1 boxes of rock candy and Bob hope comedy tapes from the cracker barrel as a kid.

an American using kilograms

Uncanny, almost frightening. Must be VPN.

Never seen that stuff before.

Chili with beans is good, but spaghetti fucks it all up. Rice is a much better compliment. Also not only is that a retarded amount of cheese, but a cheddar/mozzarella blend is a nicer combo with the chili spices. I add a bit of sour cream to my bowl of chili too.

it's called chiletti, you savages.

Mutual white man pact to ethnically cleanse Detroit, Toledo, Springfield, and Cleveland in turn, as a start, and we have a deal. A pan-midwestern paramilitary coalition would be sick. We will retake Wisconsin, and Minnesota will soon follow.

German and Nordic lands for German and Nordic blood.

If we could raze Chicago with nuclear hellfire that would be awesome. I hate Chicago so fucking much, it's unreal.

This country would significantly improve if the majority of cities were turned into irradiated ash.

In Arkansas, chicken and spaghetti or catfish and spaghetti is a thing.

Thanks for the education

thank god I'm visiting murrica right now and will have this godly looking dish

stewed beef dish with cinnamon

Not loving the cinnamon or allspice

That's got to be like 10,000mg of sodium

who the fuck eats this regularly and can still fit through a damn door lol

Yeah, because we're the only state that does it. And it's really only a thing down south. You go up to Cleveland and it's not really a thing. It's a very regional dish.

Ground beef, tomato paste, cheddar, onion, cinnamon, allspice, cloves, cumin, nutmeg, chili.

Seems like normal ingredients—what’s wrong? Maybe too much cheese for my taste.

There's really nothing wrong with it. People outside my state just think it's weird for some reason. Usually it doesn't have as much cheese. Only about a handful or so. And it's really thinly shredded so it melts evenly. The chili I think is the most divisive thing about it. It was made by some greek guy using greek spices, so it's different from typical American chili.

You go up to Cleveland and it's not really a thing.

There's some sort of special regional dish they make there called the "Cleveland steamer"

wait it's only available in ohio? I have 50min stop in pittsburgh on my 16h greyhound trip to detroit, any chance they have it there?

I think so. I've never seen a skyline in PA. On their website they say they're in IN and KY. You'll find the most in Ohio.

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

I've never seen someone eat something like that nor have I ever heard it called that. It's just shredded cheese and that's a disgusting amount. You know what? Stop lumping us all together. What you snow niggers do in Ohio has nothing to do with me and my state. Fuck off you're like an entirely different cunt.

Oh man, the Cleveland steamer. What a dish. The best ones can be found at the Rusty Trombone run by this guy that calls himself dirty Sanchez.

California unironically has one of the few brands that tested to be 100% olive oil.
Most of the "fancy" shit from abroad is mixed

Immigrant slop that landed in Yankee states.

It's known as "sketti and cheeze", dumbfuck.

what’s wrong with that? comically large amount of cheese but that’s fine

thanks, I'll be on a lookout for it, as already got booked flight to new orleans after detroit, will be hard to reroute my trip back north at this point

skyline chili is the GOAT boi

Most americans call it "Spaghetti Cheese",

1. No one calls this spaghetti cheese you absolute moron, it is called a 5 way

2. The only place in the entire world that serves a chili dish like this and it is skyline chili

skyline is the only place

Kek, spotted the non local. They're not even the best. Gold star beats them.

gold star and skyline are the same company moron

No the fuck they are not you retard. They're two different companies. One of which is vastly superior despite being entirely local to Cincinnati.

go suck off a tranny at king's island faggot

You're just mad because you know I'm right. Not like it matters much to me though, I don't even live in Shitcinnati.

This looks so good, burgers have the best slop

bro it is fucking heavenly. you can prboably order some online and have it shipped to you but it wont be half as good as getting it fresh from skyline

amazon.com/Skyline-Chili-4-Cans-15oz/dp/B001TOAB64

That's a Hot Carl

Say sike now

Here in Cali we call it The CaliWali.

Here it's breaded pork and spaghetti.