The Australian strategic petroleum reserve is stored in Texas. Trump should hold it hostage until they do more.
Seize the Australian Petrolum Reserve
why are they storing it here, are they retarded?
even South Australia is bigger than Texas
And just like that, all respect for mutts vanished
until they do more
We've joined all your wars since Korea and you have a trade surplus with us
now it's time to be punished for being such a good goy
We should Annex Australia and send all our prisons there.
They don't have any space.
Australians love our country, they want to be the 52nd state, and I say let them
until they do more
Do you have specifics on what more you want from us? I will also require proof of well being with regards to our petroleum reserve. I expect, at bare minimum a photo of you standing next to a barrel of Australian petrol with a gun pointed at its lid, at best I would like an ISIS style hostage video held in front of a US flag where you make your demands known.
Now dance!
We will just seize """Timor's""" oil reserves (actually ours, but we pretend to let them hold it).
At least out Texas as the correct size
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Aboriginals can't cross the pacific.
Probably for the best, we haven't produced a quality cultural lineage in a century. Better to merge with the other parts of the Anglo new world.
No. We send our whites down there and the abbos up here. Let the Mexicans figure it out!
I just paid some Australian bird for a JOI so I'm ok with this
Holy shit, Texas is the size of about 14 Texases. I never knew it was that large.
guys please approve of my parasocial coomerism it's funny right
The fucken state of you.
even if that were true (it isn't) you'd be begging us to buy some six months from now. enjoy your recession retard
and the abbos up here
Please, dear god
Obama regime changed Kevin Rudd. Imagine what Trump could do.
kek
can you invade us and throw albo in the sea?
why are they storing it here, are they retarded?
There was probably some blow up in the media about how we needed a petroleum reserve and then some politician just said, what's the easiest way we can get a petroleum reserve to get these idiots off our back and the answer was to pay for some of the petrol being stored in Texas to be allocated to Australia.
Because its still in the ground in the permian basin, they just own the rights to some of it.
Solid funny, my dude!
Nobody cares what you think, queer.
Nothing.
OP is a dirty chink
Median clearly shows oil is timorese
Let's steal it and pretend it's ours, because were jews anyway
Every single time, even upside-down
We are an oil exporter, please do seize it so we can stop pretending you are an ally and build the bomb.
Trump should hold it hostage until they do more.
Do more of what? Bowing down to Israel?
are they retarded?
Yes
they want to be the 52nd state, and I say let them
You'll regret doing that. By adding Australia as a state you'll essentially be adding another Democrat state full of leftist NPCs.
brilliant idea! then when ausfailia is under blockade by china, they can just ship it over and by the time it arrives, all remaining industry as already collapsed and they've all eaten eachother! another win for aussie geniuses!
Especially not a wee widdle texan mutt such as yourself
are they retarded?
nailed it
We even sold our gold reserve at bottom of the market
I hate Australia/Canada/Russia/China because they literally do nothing with their abundant resources. They just buy the newest American tech and slowly sell their resources. Nigger invest in R&D you lazy shitholes, your countries are so massive.
How do you still fail to understand our role in the US / AU alliance? We follow the US into every retarded war they start and help them cover the cost by doing some of the shooting and dying.
The point of having a strategic reserve isn't so it can be shipped here if shits goes down it's so the next time the US starts a war we can say "hey you can help yourself to our billions of dollars of oil in your storage" and give the charity we always have with minimal logistics load.
Aboriginals can't cross the pacific.
Holy fucking kek
shut the fuck up, fagstralian. you begged us to help with the spread of communism, the entire region did. meanwhile the crown told you to fuck off after it got done dragging you across the entire planet. you're a fucking pussy, you exist to serve better people. know your place, fagstralian. a single american is a thousand soistralians
calm down dude, all old mate was sayin' is that us happy little vegemites will follow you americunts into whatever war you tell us to, and that we will, for some reason, fucking give away our own resources for free!
when ausfailia is under blockade by china
Yes, you probably thought all that practicing around Taiwan was for Taiwan. (may you live in interesting times)
speak for yourself, I ain't following seppo orders today tomorrow or ever.
May you live in interesting times.
Thank you, australian flag posting the chairman. Anyone who calls ausfags a nation of mongrel-blooded shit-for-brains European castaways, clearly is a liar
you'll follow orders from the ausfailian retards who follow orders from the seppos? now that's what i call independence!