Kraut/pol/ & Wurstfabrik Fünf - Bright Future Edition

Polls

wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

English language analysis

youtu.be/0s6UdHfg_q8
youtu.be/yyIbqt15vls

Play a little game

deutschlandretter24.fun/

Meme Collections

ibb(punkt)co/album/5WBRwR

Thead OP pasta

pastebin.com/raw/VqpFkZ1B

What do

Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Get Anon Babble.
Join the metapolitical phalanx!
Spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop!
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

Counter culture

Schwarze Fahne

youtube.com/channel/UCDhJtEJ04Qw6F-EThwuR_Gg
schwarzefahne.libsyn.com/

Wir klären das

frei3.de/channel/580132fa-53ce-4a1a-a091-df1d20a19421

EinProzent podcast

podcast.einprozent.de/archiv/

Am Rande der Gesellschaft

youtube.com/playlist?list=PLVN9-ICSLAhAL2-ScvRJ0GONa0MPcxK2f
odysee.com/@kanalschnellroda

Der Schattenmacher

youtube.com/channel/UCqQ9P_ObrTQ0MhUnZffKkGA/

Krautzone

youtube.com/channel/UC5gzI18X1nUgpzd5DzCbspg
t.me/krautzone
kvltgames.com/

WolfPMS

wolfpms.de/
youtu.be/O61baA-GL6E

Learn German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin)

youtu.be/1AgE_4P0cSs
suetterlinschrift.de/Lese/Sutterlin0.htm
kurrent-lernen-muecke.de/lehrgang.php

Getactive

solifonds.me/#solifonds
einprozent.de/mitmachen

Flügel TV (german)

youtu.be/mikwssajSrA
youtu.be/Dgv6eT8BzVQ
youtu.be/5G8TuPvgoRw

Maps

schiebt-sie-ab.de/
protestkarte.de/

Prior:

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I said we can tank the hit better than you

by having no industry and a monopoly money

jajajaja I love mutts so much, they are so retarded jajaja

pic

Wow, looks like my house!

Thinking of 2000€ monthly passive income or 3000€ before I start moving out of here. And I am not gay enough to put quality of freedom below sexual proclivities of any kind.

Why would the US tariff every single country? This is just stupid.
I would understand China and some EU countries, but why a country like Australia or Brazil? Why make an enemy of your friends?

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We just crushed you
XDDDDDDD
Every time you open your mouth the universe makes the opposite of your wishful thinking happen
Perhaps you should take your bad karma and shut the fuck up lol

moin

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Why would the US tariff every single country?

why is this faggot with lebanese flag opining in every single thread?

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Apparently it's not ok to be "the protege of Keynes" unless he does it

monthly passive income or 3000€

You would need a large amount of assets for that much passive income. Probably 750k to 1m.

End up with a deal where 2 people benifit

HAHAHA WE DESTROYED YOU

???
How about you reply like a logical human being instead of being a memeflag

And the system supports and enables it.
Or why else are they making (even passively) things worse instead of targeting them where it really hurts?

No. I am not gonna waste my energy on people that accept and tolerate injustices.
I am not gonna be the dude that has to also fight the cop that gets his neck sliced by those who wish me absolute ill will and get invited to court for daring to survive.
Metaphorically or literally.

I am done paying off debts, I am gone.
Sollen die sich weiter mit den hände auf den Kopf fassen wenn sie zum XXXXX-ten Mal kacke als zahnpasta verabreicht kriegen und erstmal gründlich dann mit dem Staatsschwanz und Haustier assistenz die Zähne gründlich geputzt werden.

Diese Land hat fertig und es hat sich damit verfestigt, dass ohne plörre schein nichts ging.

floridakike thinks he is Keynes

lol
mindbroken

Well, at least we know you weren't pretending :^)
Unlike how you were pretending to be straight.

Keynesians are just commies that hid their commie shit behind vague graphs and numbers that make usury niggers happy and enable them to pull up the ladders behind them against those that want to stop them.

502609437

inbred is now mad and calling names

Lmfao gottem

Well, might be possible.
If everything else fails, I am just gonna participate in drying up the welfare state until it breaks as I prepare my body for the good times.

Hey, I am not saying I agree.
I hate usury, but at in this world, it explains macroeconomics
Inbred?

because an article told you this is an good thing we moved away from bringing jobs back to the US to zero to zero tariffs which only benefits the EU because mutts don't have a real industry

no critical thinking

just eating up what is being told to you

jajajaja I love mutts so much they are so retarded it's crazy jajajaj

MSM

Has opinions

Normies

Humans that can be listened to.

Doesn't compute

He thinks just because she offered it will be accepted

You are coping hard rn
Your slay queen bent the knee

>He thinks just because she offered it will be accepted

Isn't that the whole point?

now we're back to it's a bad thing for the US so we won't take it anyway

jajajaja

this thread right now ITT

LOOK AT ME I AM WINNING

NO, TRUST ME! I AM WINNING

Get woman...in your case it's man.

I want to lick her nose bridge.

Anyway, my lunch is over, later again fags, be sure to post as much cope as you can do I can laugh later

I just want the moneyprinter to go brrr. That is all I want. Don't care about the rest. Ideally of all major actors.

Great!
While you're at it, please fill this.

with lebanese flag

Leave Baumi alone! He is very cute and funny.

He is very cute and funny.

Thx :3
Pls be woman

Wanna lick, give hickies to her face.
Wonder how much of it is make up and how much it's real.

A shame women aren't property and I am no chad to find out.

he is right tho

Today I opened the door for someone and it made me slightly happy
Good day :)

I am done paying off debts, I am gone.

How did you even end up in debts? Hookers?

Ofc I am right! I literally studied this for 4 years and I love watching videos and movies about this sorta stuff.
It's literally so simple as well.

Wasting time and being dumb, falling for the bait.
You can guess the rest, mister VS-Agent, kommissar "ich tu mein Teil".

I should print this post and frame it

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I can be anything you want.
UwU

Most aberrations are maladaptive tho, the only reason it is now adaptive is because the West is made up of many falling high trust societies that gradually convert to low trust shitholes. Historically acting like that in the past probably would have you killed or more likely expelled.

In East Asia they killed people for the wrong hairstyle. During the Qing dynasty in China, the Manchu rulers enforced the hairstyle queue, refusal to style ones hair like that resulted in the death penalty

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Queue_(hairstyle)

Is pic related the new normal?

If I do, will you sign it?

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One can only hope.

W Amerika
L China
L Sütterlinanon

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Hory lit

lal

Do you open doors for other people?

Goymany is in recession since 2023 and these MSM corona kikes dare mocking others?

i need intamicy

im geting on terms with death

hehehe all my mind occupies is honogrr, death, or fucking. And the latter seems just a distraction for the first few.

there should be plenty of lives to have pleasure in. clearly this is not it.
thats not what life is

life is back home, in the castle

That wasteland style ... just timeless. ;)

Heh, juuust the perfect reply. :D

Before Tay hit the wall

The Chinks should just say no, in "The Art Of The Deal" the initial strategy is to make some seemingly outlandish offer as a starting point for further negotiations. I would say no based on the consumer savings and approval rates. This is a chicken race. It is super interesting to see what they will do now. Something like this hasn't happened in years...

nasdaq.com/articles/how-do-chinese-save-45-their-money-and-why-do-americans-save-only-3

reuters.com/default/trump-approval-falls-43-lowest-since-returning-office-reutersipsos-poll-finds-2025-04-02/

I don't care what happens to China, but I would say no if I was them.

Whatever they will do now will reveal a lot about the state of China for sure.

WOAH! Look at how clean that mirror is!

The situation isn't so simple in reality. Picrel. If we default because of Trump's policies, it will be very painful for America. You're very naive.

He completely lost his mind, didn't he?

You want a free sample too?

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I hope it all burns you faggot

I just want to know if it worked out for your plants
Should I be pissing in my garden?

fuck are you dumb
this is about killing the ccp
36 million jobs lost
they are an export economy
civil unrest
and losing the mandate of heaven
this is huge
they are fucked
and that's the point
it's all worth it
plus this move by Trump is to shift money out of wall street and give it back to main street

watch that asian chick break it down
that link I gave dago last thread

youtu.be/h5o20ZMNfNA?t
youtu.be/h5o20ZMNfNA?t=1870

"china should just say no"
hey retard we are like 50% of their export market
when you figure in how our trade deficect with europe helps them pay for their trade deficect with china
so it more then just the us market for them smooth brain

youtube.com/watch?v=rVor7rSETf4&list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4&index

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W Duck
W Amerika
L China
L Sütterlinanon

You're oversimplifying.
I don't think it's as bad as you're stating. It's just that Germany's economic growth has slowed down a lot.
Did you know that Norway's pension fund is worth 1.7 trillion dollars?

It worked out well for "Starkzehrer" like pumpkins, for more sensible plants I would recommend to dilute it with water

losing the mandate of heaven

You're a 100 years late.

Can Japan's market even crash?
I never did any research on the Japanese economy except the period surrounding their boom in the 80s
I remember way back in highschool in 1996 there was heavy speculation that Japan would lead the world economy in "20 years"
Despite this not taking place, how strong is Japan's economy?
Did you guys even get out of bed this morning or are investors committing seppuku at the trade centers?

Thanks for the advice, I will look into this, might see how the cucumber takes
Gotta do some research first :)

Its by definition in recession since 2023

How do I move to hamburg? I’m have a masters in fluid dynamics / turbomachinery and some work experience. Do i need to have a phd?
Please help

Country full of unwelcome guests

Wants to move there to add to the issue of outsiders filling German spaces

Europeans are no different in mentality than border hopping spics
You all just have no respect for each others homogeneity

liberation day
the deeper meaning of it.

Nigger what's your excuse for posting here right now, pay up boyo
L Dago
W Me

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With an EU passport you can go anywhere.

Look:

Did you know that Norway's pension fund is worth 1.7 trillion dollars?

Ja, I've seen the numbers. Your $1.7 trillion figure is pretty much spot on, maybe even a little low depending on the day's market fluctuations and exchange rates. Recent reports peg it closer to $1.75 or $1.8 trillion USD.

- aa.com.tr/en/economy/norways-sovereign-wealth-fund-posts-record-222b-annual-profit-/3465703
- baystreet.ca/commodities/7802/Norways-18-Trillion-Oil-Fund-Bets-on-Long-Short-Equity-Strategy
- en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_Pension_Fund_of_Norway

It's the world's biggest sovereign wealth fund, famously built by diligently squirreling away their oil and gas money since the 90s instead of blowing it all immediately. Quite the contrast to how some other nations manage their windfalls, eh? They own something like 1.5% of every listed company on the planet now. Imagine having a slice of basically *everything*. Must be nice. It certainly puts their ~5 million citizens in a comfortable spot, with over $300k per head tucked away for a rainy Nordic day.

Comfortable

It also means they can afford to fund their insane nanny state which is essentially an enormous daycare facility. Imagine the German government with endless funds.

the fuck did i do now?

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Imagine the German government with endless funds.

Unlimited embezzlement

Imagine the German government with endless funds.

much more of the same. wow what a success

muh schuldenbremse

just spends all the paypig bux on redistribution and consumption (more govneets) while skimping on infrastructure and investments

My uncle is a Norwegian citizen, been there a few times. Not my favorite destination.

Checked, they can afford the infrastructure as well, otherwise correct.

Not my favorite destination.

Why's that?

Too white

Do i need to have a phd?

why would you have to? as long as there's a job open to you that provides secure employment, you should be set up. you're in the EU after all.
rents are a bigger issue. see pic related. most work opportunities are in the districts that are also more expensive to live in. Wilhelmsburg & Harburg are cheaper, but you also have to deal with chronic disruptions to the S-Bahn connection across the Elbe or frequent traffic jams if you commute by car. and a high percentage of browns. Bergedorf is a better deal imo. fairly cheap rent and more reliable commuter rail. the Finkenwerder peninsula is also an option with its ferry. just don't move to Steilshoop btw.
but without knowing your priorities for work, entertainment, transport and housing, I can't give any recommendations more accurate than that

Now we get to hear a long winded explanation on how wrong you are and how it just wasn't "up to his standard"

Too white

DAS RITE WITEBOI I DEMAND BLACK NORWEGIAN PRESIDENTS, ALL BLACK PARLIAMENT, ALL BLACK EVERYTHING AND A BLACK KANG PRESIDENT NIGGA ON TOP DAS RITE DAS RITE

It simply is very soicialist and if you have the feeling for it you just know how cucked that is. There are certain countries I simply cannot stand

There are certain countries I simply cannot stand

paypigs rise up

Precisely. Varg fled for the same reason, he said it in a video once. It is funny how even a Nordic supremacist rather lives in France kek

It's just brown hair cata
There is no such thing as dark blonde
Just like how your black eyes aren't "brown hazel"

traders/investors have it much easier to find favorable tax treatments. I'm just not willing to deal with all this work and risk to fork over 50% of my profits post dividends

It's genuinely amazing. and almost unbelievable. I was watching a video about this sorta thing and I thought the guy was lying.
Norway is super expensive if you are visiting too.

MUSS
EHRE
MUSS
VATER
MUSS

Because you can’t attract a male Sütti. Major L

I attract faggots like you like shit attracts indians.

yeah, but if you’ve got money and know where to look, it’s one of the comfiest places to live. nature’s beautiful

Gay ass nigger

thanks for being whiter than dago.

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that's normal dagooner for you.

That is not Dago, you confuse the two posters.

flaggot

gay as shit

angry at me for no reason

i thought that's dago.
usually dago is the retard pretending to be straight but trying to cuddle boys.

would

No, Dago is the Japan flag Sütti. He just larps as gay, Florida larps as not gay. That's the difference.

nah that post is dago

where's kroust

I didn't read, once you make a an emotional fool of yourself it's pretty much over for that day
Try again in 24-48 hours

My bad. Dago is the only regular American poster that is not mentally ill.

real. everyone else ends up filtered

How is that possible? I don't mean the filtering, that I know of, but the high occurrence of these weird people we tend to get here?

and who the fuck is this LGBTQ creature trying to tell me that i have no faggot-aura to entice him romtantically or sexually?

board originally for real autists

Normie cancer: why are their so many weirdos here?

It's a real mystery why anyone who isn't weird feels the need to invade this place when they have the entire rest of the internet to go be stupid about their Anon Babble blogging
But there it is, cata and co. Having another nigger moment in their logic

I think it's the chud bakes with the big ol' pasta luring them in. it's an aesthetic appealing to these nutcases

cut dicks leave their lasting impact on the psyche

Many such cases

Yeah really paradox, almost like reality and MSM propaganda dont match.
Now break it down, what kind of foreigner votes for the evil Nazis, maybe the few who work and whos work isnt a front for money laundering?

Did you guys know that Worst Korea is headed to a demographic catastrophy?
Their birthrate is 0.78
In 2024 they had a pop. of 52 million
By ~ 2070 that will be 36 million

Immigration will fix it

Gloves are off ^^
Now everyone must pay

Pay denbts, Europe !
Especially you limeys...

as of 2015

anon, I...

So this was the big bad black monday?
It's almost like nothing ever happens.

Even if Greece could pay it's debt (it's becoming able to do so more and more) I wouldn't do so.

it's becoming able to do so more and more

Yeah, Greece is becoming more respectable in that regard. :O

Ackshually, nowadays the US has an almost balanced number between how much it owes and how much it's owned

frogs

Are you high, son?

owned

*owed
Brainfart moment...
Greece superpower tomorrow

hello, /deutsch/ immigrant

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studying

I’m not yet at this stage but i would like to get more info on employment ie what qualifications are required to work as an engineer in germany, do I need a significant experience (>5 years) or is it more? Do I need to fully master german (C1) level or can I deal with b1/b2? Knowing that its almost impossible to reach c1 without living in germany and interacting in german. What are some specifics when trying to access the engineering employment market in germany and how competitive is it? Which sectors recruit the most?

we dont want you here

we

STFU faggot

United States

finally someone who wants to come ti germany to actually work

Immediatly gets btfod

Immediatly gets btfod

By a jobless hartzer

that's the way of the 'raut

p.s.: do you really think the french flag is not a brownoid lookin for a grifter job ?

I'm not here to think

GothTrenchKitten

authentic war experience

D&C kikery

If i wanted to hear an american opinion i'd have asked your jewish overloard nigger

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Do I need to fully master german (C1) level or can I deal with b1/b2

methinks good English can compensate for it while you're still learning, at least in bigger businesses

What are some specifics when trying to access the engineering employment market in germany and how competitive is it? Which sectors recruit the most?

I can only speculate because I'm not an engineer. but we've got shipbuilders like Lürssen (aka Blohm & Voss), the Airbus plant in Finkenwerder and various smaller engineering firms.
this might answer some more of your questions better than I can: arbeitsagentur.de/en

They are all Jews and want to meme BBCs on you. Many are also secretly very gay. Resist the Şeytan Aryan man

If America collapses do you need lead software engineers in Germany?

probably, as we're lagging behind most western countries on everything digital. but be ready for low wages compared to American ones and high energy & fuel prices, so it'd be best to either get a job where you can mostly work from home or in an area with low to medium rent and decent public transport (tram or better) - yes, they exist. but you have to look for them

That Trump guy might destroy this country, always good to have a different place to work. My home country is not safe and has low wages, it sucks. Americans are completely gay faggots but they pay well

Like imagine the gayest person and then 10% gayer that's how Americans are.

post examples pls. I've had good experiences with White Southerners at least