WOMEN HAVE BEEN LYING TO YOU FOR YEARS

Women can fake orgasms. She didn't orgasm you CHUD she just squeezed her vaginal walls.

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I had an ex who would squirt when I fucked her in the ass. So there's that.

Women have been faking orgasms since Adam and Eve

my wife once got up after we fucked and randomly grabbed my shorts and hand washed them in the sink.
i asked what she was doing and she snapped awake and realized what was happening.
if you didn't fuck her good enough to make her domestic by instinct, you didn't fuck her correctly.

I watched a video like 20 years ago about how to make women squirt, takes like 4 seconds you do the classic 2 fingers in but you move your entire arm up and down against the bagina

That’s why you just eat pussy. Can’t fake it.

85% of women don’t orgasm from penetration anyways. Female orgasm requires clitoral stimulation

I don't care. I cum for real.

got up after we fucked

Clearly you didn’t do it correctly yourself

Don't care. I came. Make me a grilled cheese.

entire arm

t. Tyrannosaurus Rex

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"Squirting" is piss. Are you proud your girlfriend pissed herself during sex?

Women can fake orgasms

Only with (you)

ive never had sex so i wouldnt know

requires clitoral stimulation

you believe that lie?
they all explode if you hit it right.

they have high pain thresholds.

my trans gf also squirts when i fuck her in the ass

that's alright, i haven't had sex in 12 years, i'm pussy sober

Female orgasm requires clitoral stimulation

Often credit card stimulation helps as well.

Who gives a fuck when a hole orgasms? The sex is complete when I nut in or on it.

I fake orgasms with girls all the time. They don't seem to notice either

Caring about women's "orgasm"

Is it pride month or something?

Lol another freak who watched so much jew porn he thinks "squirting" is real.

This guy lies to himself

This guy is honest but not confident

As long as I bust my nut I am doing it right. Her orgasm is her responsibility.

I think you might be Hispanic

This guy lacks experience

This one, empathy

i only bring women to real orgasm

squeeze the vaginal walls

This would absolutely work to trick someone who has never made a girl organized. I find the pussy doesn't even feel that good until after they orgasm. Then it's the perfect combination of swollen, soft and wet to hug your dick like a perfect flesh pillow. After the orgasm I can do 3 maybe 4 pumps max before I tap out. It just feels that much better.

The truth is that a woman can either make herself orgasm or she can’t and if she can’t you almost certainly can’t either. So if you’re doing all the prerequisite stuff and she’s not getting off it’s her fault not yours.

based.
she doesn't cum? not my problem

This one is immature and greedy

Lacks experience

i only bring real women to fake orgasm
we are not the same

Simp cucks whose wives will cheat on them with me

Like I tell my wife: tighten

My fiance squirts from her ass when I fuck her pussy. It's pretty gross

This guy lies to himself

your penis is too small.

Can you relax?

Feels like a flood going around your Dick and then spraying all over your legs and balls As her pussy starts to clamp down on you like a vice

Squirting is piss and only exists because of jew porn. They managed to convince an entire generation of me that women can ejaculate and if they don't you're not a stud.

If I had to choose between my hands or my penis, I would choose my penis.

If you actually fuck a woman correctly and make her orgasm, they get cum drunk. They have a glossy look over their eyes and talk like they're stoned. Also I love the way a woman looks after sex, sex hair is such a turn on

Lmao

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Quick, retards, theyre insulting YOUR penis. Respond to the bot!

This guy knows how to control a woman and has a happy marriage in his future.

odd thought.
nobody would ever need to make that choice.

she was just peeing on you, faggot

cope

Small cock cope. Sorry, ramjeet, it’s just your micro penis. ALL women come from BWC.

Men can fake an entire relationship.

I'm such a stud my gf pissed herself during intercorse! But it's not piss I swear! It's special girl cum! Scientists have analysed it!

Being so shitty at sex your wife fell asleep during

If she can even stand up afterwards you're not a man.

I'm a retard who used to get pissed on to keep my self esteem up

nice kek

This guy buys into propaganda

you are what you eat, anon

if you're goal in having sex is that SHE has a good time, you're doing it wrong.
you have your fun and she'll have hers

it's that simple

Fucking MDR.

I almost certainly have more experience than you and you’re “I’m le so suave I can make any girl cum” shtick isn’t fooling anyone. Teenagers talk like that because they don’t know anything and have no experience.

this guy gets it

Why should i care about whetever women like the sex their having or not instead of focusing on what truly matters(Me)?

The orgasm comes from the clit. Even during penetration, the orgasm comes from your pubis mones rubbing against her clit with each thrust, not the length or depth of your thrusts.

I wouldn’t want my children’s father to be this afraid of piss.. how are you gonna protect the kids if a little piss makes you act like such a pussy?

He’s 16 dude. No, he can’t relax. He has to obsess over sex while imagining he is a “sex god”.

My gf's trans gf does that too

Good one

Incredibly based

I’m married

My wife vomits when she smells my penis. It's pretty gross too.

Insecure, cant argue the subject matter needs ad hom

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I actually can any make girl cum though. My BWC is outrageously girthy. My body count is in the hundreds. I’m also deeply racist and a l33t gamer. AMA. I’m basically perfect. Hit me with your best shot.

if you're goal in having sex is that SHE has a good time, you're doing it wrong.

My goal in having sex is that HE has a good time. X)

i dont care whether she orgasms or not..

G*rmans

You’re probably the only poster with that flag who isn’t a turk

Mighty Hispanic looking hand there

It's not the fact that it's piss that is the problem, it's the fact retarded porn consumers consider piss during sex a girl ejaculation that only true masters of sex can manage to achieve.
It's a meme from jew porn

What's the problem?

I knew probably every time my ex was faking. She'd be like okay you stop now I came twice and it was super obvious that nothing happened. She tenses up super hard when actually getting there.

bagina

Helo butiful lady, I watch video of vagene, I am mr. squirt, want to be my sunshin?

Kek

Nice i probably fucked her too. I’m not with her no more.

you fuck like a criminal instead of a man.
a man wants service afterwards, not having to do shit like make a sandwich for himself.

That's OK.
I've been faking my relationship for years too.

It’s not a true orgasm, I agree. It’s more like.. precum? You ever edge yourself and shoot lots of precum? That’s what squirting basically is, sorta. The true orgasm, again, comes from the clit and it’s unmistakable.

I have learned to piss with a hard on so I can fake cum when I need to

My wife cannot fake it. But she has subtle orgasms so at first I had no idea. But I can make her orgasm multiple times until it becomes too much. Once you know they can't fake it. I suppose the only thing they could do that's fale is close their eyes and pretend someone other than you is fucking them.

Women actually can't orgasm. They just gyrate around and piss themselves.

protip: it's literally just piss

I know when my girl starts ovulating when I make her come and blood gets all over my dick and sheets. Goddamn i love her pussy, I'm getting hard just thinking of her, fuck.

sex is what keeps me coming

They can but it serves no evolutionary purpose.

He fucks like a BBC and you fuck like a gay bottom.

Small cock cope

The better time she has, the more she will want to have sex, and she'll also initiate a lot of the sex. It's also HOT when she's really into it. So there you go, even selfish people like you have reasons. I won't bother explaining the non selfish reasons.

Am I less of a man for enjoying eating pussy though? I love it. It allows me to get her pussy wet by spitting all over it, much faster than waiting for her to get wet when I get home from work. Went in dry once when I got home from work, tore her clothes off and just dived the fuck in, if it weren't for my precum it'd be like fucking cardboard lol. She's so shy though, sometimes she gets all shy about sucking dick, starts crying and saying she can't breathe when I start fucking her face, so cute.

Blood that's not from menstruation is not healthy, she needs to see a dr

Real talk, real shit, for my Gigachad lurkers. The key to a woman’s heart, mind, spirit, and body, is her orgasm. If you can consistently and reliably make a woman cum, she will be your slave. You can use this power, which is not easy to learn or harness, to great good or evil. You could find a cute innocent college girl and turn her into a wife, or abuse and use her until you’re bored… the key is consistent and reliable orgasms. She will never leave you. You could beat her and steal money from her purse and deal drugs and as long as you fuck her good she is yours.

Learn to stimulate the clitoris in whatever manner makes you comfortable and feel in control.

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No it’s very powerful and dominant. Never stop doing it. You already know this.

women are so poorly designed its shocking. hopefully we do a better job when we inevitably replace them.

So women can fake cream?

Only really with trembling.

You don't like hearing your girls moans from you fucking her bro? For me personally, even after I nut, the minute she starts grabbing me with her legs and makes those sweet soft sounds, I'm hard again. I fuck her like I'm going to kill her with my dick, then she starts scratching my back, I fucking love that shit. Get crazy for me bitch, get fucking crazy.

It allows me to get her pussy wet by spitting all over it

have you tried fisting her?

Women are perfect and soon they will all be mine. Robowaifus will be the greatest thing that ever happened. We can lock all you cucks and simps in your house with your robowaifus and have breeding orgies with all the hottest people on earth. Voluntary Eugenics

Real talk, real shit, for my Gigachad lurkers. The key to a twink’s heart, mind, spirit, and body, is her orgasm. If you can consistently and reliably make a twink cum, she will be your slave. You can use this power, which is not easy to learn or harness, to great good or evil. You could find a cute innocent college twink and turn her into a wife, or abuse and use her until you’re bored… the key is consistent and reliable orgasms. She will never leave you. You could beat her and steal money from her purse and deal drugs and as long as you fuck her good she is yours.

Learn to stimulate the bitoris in whatever manner makes you comfortable and feel in control.

he thinks the female orgasm is real

HAHAHAHA, sorry but it doesn't exist.

You know how I know my wife orgasms when we have sex? She
Farts. She has no clue that she does this, but every time she orgasms, she farts And I know she farts not because it's loud I can smell it. Like a 2 to 3 seconds. I can smell it while she's going hnnnnnnnnnngggg and locking up and pushing her ass into me

Hmm.... I will play video games instead

What about people who feel in control through non clitoral activities

I play after while she makes dinner

Tie her up before doing clitoral activities to help your ego. Be creative.

Dont care I'm there to nut an get the fuck on

It's like a hiccup that contracts sperm into the vigina.

So That dam hole is out to get me I knew it.

I like to tie women up and tickle them

What race are you and what gender is your wife?

Anon you haven't answered my question.

Why do women fake orgasms?

Because they think we give a shit

Just ask girls how many fingers they out into their pussy during masturbation. I have never seen a single girl who used 3 fingers or more.
2? They are smaller than even the smallest dick. And 2 fingers are still relatively rare choice.
1? How can you even compare 1 female finger to any penis. But apparently shitton of girls use just 1 finger.
And then the largest fraction of girls will tell you they don't put any fingers into their vagina at all, and they just rub their clit.

You can also ask them what toys they use. It's usually one of those magic wands and not a dildo. I hope you learned something today.

I save all my empathy for people capable of reciprocation.
We had sex. I made myself cum. If she can't do the same, maybe she isn't very good at sex, dunno. Ultimately a female orgasm is meaningless though.

Very few not my problems are more not my problem than the non-problem of a woman giving fake feedback when she could just be honest and enjoy herself.

Jej

Intelligent and well-read.

Maybe it is nature itself which has deprived them of the pleasure of a swift and practical sexual orgasm, maybe they are beings not regarded as worthy enough

Same. We both knew it would happen so we’d knot do it with a towel down on the bathroom floor. She’s lean over the edge of the tip and I’d get it from above. It was a guaranteed intense orgasm for her every time.
Imagine sex being so good you literally piss yourself.

I'm circumsized so I'm not as sensitive to whether she's orgasming or not. Nor do I really care

Oh no, the dishwasher has become sentient

I use all the girls I fuck as disposable fuck dolls, I don't care if they enjy it or not
I am so desirable aqs a partner they endure it, I am 90% sure

Ultimately a female orgasm is meaningless though.

Only making other males orgasm is meaningful.

Women will piss themselves if they laugh too hard.

Why would I care if a hole orgasms or not? I smashed

snu snu

In order to lie to me, a woman would have to talk to me first.

I cannot make a girl organized. they are all filthy pigs. have you see their bathrooms?

The only acceptable response in this thread.

Yeah, until you actually see women discussing this and realize it's literally a size issue.
It's simply because a guy isn't able to hit the right spot during penetration that most don't come.
Now, before any fags throw a fit, understand that being too big for a woman won't help either since it will cause more discomfort than anything.
Basically, if your shit is compatible she will come on your dick all the time.

They cream and it gets really slippery in there. Makes it hard to cum desu
t. sexer

This is true, don't bother listening to everyone claiming it's not. It's because the clitoris is basically the head of their "penis". The clitoris is basically a really small penis with no urethra. Imagine trying to climax without the head of your dick getting any stimulation.
That said, if they're really into it, the less stimulation they need to give to their clitoris. Occasionally they might even climax without this, but it's difficult. Some women are outliers, an exception to the rule.

this thread is filled with virgins
I'll tell you how to tell if a woman cums
her pussy tightens, like it grips your dick

That’s not true I’ve tested it

6.6”

Should have stayed with Lilith

This is bullshit. The majority of women need clitoral stimulation. Period, end of discussion. Ask them to answer honestly, time and time again polls show they need to self stimulate to come to a climax, at least most of the time.

I have an incredibly thick penis so it always feels like that

Cream does not ≠ orgasm

Ask them to answer honestly

Might as well asked the sun to stop shining.

This. They are incredible bad at faking and delude themselves we are too retarded to notice. Its not even close. I play along because i really don't give a shit.

No, you are just a gay faggot. I am responsible for myself. The whims and wishes of women (that includes gay men) are meaningless.

coomers in here saying they have to squirt. Stop watching so much porn faggots. It's gets super creamy. One might squirt but that's lose of bladder control, which counts

fags still getting butthurt

It's not bullshit. Women openly talk about it amongst themselves.
They even talked about how they thought it would never happen and believed all of the clit only shit you're repeating. Then they found a guy with the right size and shape, it is what it is.

I didn't say it was. I asked if females can fake cream.

Correct. Most women don't cum from penetration, it's all about working it with your hand.

The only way is that you are fooled is that you have never felt a real women orgasm. Their bodies go crazy and their mood changes instantly

Oh, and remember, that's like saying every woman's pussy feels the same to you.
Now that's a lie, so why would every dick feel the same to women.

There is no incentive to lie about this one. In fact, a woman would have an incentive to lie and say they don't need the clitoral stimulation if anything since media and porn say that's a good thing.

The one guy ITT who's actually gotten laid before

No one is saying they can. lol

I never understood why when a girl doesn't cum it's the guys fault, but if a guy doesn't it's also a guys fault. I mean some times it is, but not even the majority of time. Lots of girls have weird psychological hang ups about sex. Also some of them are kinda gross and or stink making it hard to cum while fucking them

Okay. And what causes a female to cream?

How about instead of faking an orgasm you teach your partner(that you "love" and who loves you) how to do it right?

If you won't train him to make you orgasm, you probably don't deserve to.

The one guy ITT who's actually gotten laid before

Her vagina walls squeezing means the female orgasm is real bro

LOL

Cream is usually a sign of where they are during menstrual cycle. Not all creamy goodness means orgasm

I am big enough that my girl's IUD string bothered me when she got it. Trust me, making her cum is absolutely not about that.

Yep, the incentive is to lie and say that dick shape doesn't matter at all to spare a man's feelings.
It does matter for a penetrative orgasm but clitoral orgasms are enough to keep a bitch satisfied so who cares.

Sexual stimulation, not orgasm

Cream is usually a sign of where they are during menstrual cycle.

and this

My wife has a seizure when she orgasms. I would know because the first time I made her orgasm she almost broke my nose.

am big enough that my girl's IUD string bothered me when she got it.

Learn to read.

Now, before any fags throw a fit, understand that being too big for a woman won't help either since it will cause more discomfort than anything.

White cream means they have a yeast infection

The dick itself has little to do with it, they need DIRECT stimulation to the head of their clitoris, this is missed by the dick most of the time.
Ever have a woman ride in a way they are more grinding against your pelvis than trying to ride up and down? That's why.

she could cum from penetration, but with LESS penetration

Okay retard. Good luck to you.

I don’t understand why you assume I’m a sex haver and know wtf anyone is talking about ITT.

So much cope ITT, zero evidence provided showing that the "female orgasm" is a real hting and not some mass delusional psychosis caused by jew brainwashing

women lie

Wow, really? This my surprised face.

There's no such thing as female orgasm

This was similar to the third girl I had sexo with. She would buckle and id slip out. I really hated her for that

My girlfriend used to hump my leg and ass and get herself off when I was too tired to do it

Yeah, maybe in my early early days one or two faked it, even then, doubtful, but these days, nah. Those sloots are cummin.

The funniest is when they cry
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Whatever, cope about it all you want.
Yeah, you're a retard. It's specifically about compatibility with her pussy.
The size AND shape play a role in it to give them enough stimulation from your dick to make them cum which gives them a different feeling to a regular orgasm.
This is straight from women discussing it amongst themselves, cry about it if you want.

Dude just learn some basic fucking biology and female anatomy.
Their clitoral head is no different than the head of your penis. Try climaxing without any stimulation to the head of your dick. Good luck, it's going to take a while.

Usually it means they are ovulating.
This thread is literally full of virgins, swear

Dude just learn some basic fucking biology and female anatomy.

I do, I can tell the idea that your dick actually playing a role in sex is causing you an emotional fit.

I've done it before it took about 45 mins

All female orgasms are fake. It’s literally a lie they dangle over men to manipulate and emasculate them.

Women who piss themselves easily were abused. You should ask your wife what happened.
If she can’t get herself to orgasm mentally it’s her problem or you were just way to quick. 5 minutes of a good rhythm is all I need
Nobody uses more than 1 finger. Maybe two to stroke the hood.
This will definitely just make them piss, not orgasm

That's gay though.

for you

When their whole body is shaking and she can't talk you'll know.
I've also had them get up and start sticking my balls out get on her hands and knees and scrubbing the kitchen floor.

Women can fake orgasms. She didn't orgasm you CHUD she just squeezed her vaginal walls.

Not my problem. If she is busy making sure her cunthole is stretched out as wide as possible by stuffing as many elephant dicks in it I don't think it is very reasonable for her to expect an average dude's pingus to feel like anything other than a pinky finger.

What

Do other people not just pull on the shaft when masturbating? Pretty sure I’ve come hundreds of times without ever touching the head

She didn't orgasm you CHUD

I don't care.

A huge part of it is mental. One of my exes used to obsess over me. The first 3 times we had sex she came during foreplay before I even fingered her. My fiance comes from me telling her I'm going to blow a load in her.

I didn’t say it would make her orgasm

To be fair, it's really the frenulum pulling on your head during the shaft action that creates the stimulation.

forever alone femcel coping about not getting satisfaction from fake dicks

squirting is in fact piss. if you're not fucking your woman good enough to make her piss herself you're not a man. making her change the sheets and wash them immediately has become sort of an amusing humiliation ritual for me to enjoy post-orgasm.

It varies. Majority cannot except on rare occasion orgasm from penetration alone. Maybe 30% can with the right size guy and position and if they are in the right mood. Something like 10% literally cannot have an orgasm period. Like a crazy high percent of women are essentially asexual and it’s one of the most overlooked issues with female reproductive health. SSRI’s compound the issue.

t.foreskinless

I could tell the orgasm is fake because i would only tittyfuck and blowjobs.

we don't care. when it's owed, it's owed.

Based.
Not my problem
My girlfriend once told me she had an orgasm while sitting in my car from the bass. Song was "Killing Me Softly "

squirting is in fact piss. if you're not fucking your woman good enough to make her piss herself you're not a man. making her change the sheets and wash them immediately has become sort of an amusing humiliation ritual for me to enjoy post-orgasm.

Piss doesn't mean the female orgasm is real, keep coping

Why women fake orgasm?

Because they think I care about it.

That's actually true though. Most women need stimulation of the clitoris to orgasm. And the clitoris isn't just that little nub they love so much. It actually goes around the whole vagina. It's why so many women love being pounded hard. The impact stimulates it. You can absolutely be too long and only have girth to compensate.

In my experience is about moving her hips as well when you thrust. If you only thrust just for insertion they won't get too much pleasure, but if you thrust hard enough to make her hips move as well they will start feeling it.

she cummed and pissed on me

Problem?

Jews brainwashed everyone ITT into thinking that the female orgasm is real lmao

Bro I've literally had them spinning like a top on my cock trust me, it's good fun but orgasm is what a man does when it's time to eject semen into the woman.

If your girl has been orgasming it means she's actually a man with a cock and balls shooting semen into you.

You guys are having sex?

I came close to doing it lots of times, but I can't into foreplay for too long, don't have the discipline for it atm, I get in the second she's wet.

I've caused vaginal tears from fucking her too hard plenty of times, I can only hold back so much.

I genuinely couldn't care less.

This whole discussion is a massive waste of time cause it literally doesn’t matter what women want or enjoy. The more you pride yourself on your skills as a lover the less they will respect you. They prefer men who use them like flesh lights and get off in under 3 min.

My penis squirts cum when I get fucked in the ass too

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I used to a lot

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you never touch the head? did your parents not teach you how to do it properly? even my sister knows to pay attention to the head when giving handjobs.

real talk bros, it took me about 2 years of sex-having with my gf before i noticed she was really enjoying it a lot
I literally had a realization one day while she was cumming that "I think I have been bad at sex for the last 2 years until now"
But now that I get it, I think it would be easy with any girl.

Dimes square cowgirl

Not Based

Having a foreskin gives you even more frenulum action you fucking moron.

Are you cut?

Not only is squirting real but if you’re good enough at sex you pretty much ruin your bed every time you bring a woman over. I do lots of laundry.

Im a man and my wife if a woman (as xx female) and we are both white and no im not fucking her in ass

If you’ve seen a vagina in real life and know how to fuck a girl you too can verify.

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It varies.

Of course it does because it's about compatibility, hell shape probably matters more than size in this case. That's why it's not really worth worrying about because it's a lottery.

I play with and lick my girl's clit, tried rubbing my dick on it too, but it just doesn't feel as good as just ramming it in and fucking her. Rubbing her clit with my dick makes my dick feel cold if that makes sense, every part of my brain wants to be inside her as much as possible. I'll try experimenting with the clit more though going forward.

based

this is the gayest thing I've ever seen on 4chang

2nd guy ITT who's ever gotten laid
If your not laying in a puddle when you're done, you don't know what you're doing

pic

Do some women really bask to do this? I actually want to watch my girl piss and shit but don't know how to ask.

It's piss...
The "squirting" shit is a psyop that convinced women it is a good thing to piss when they climax. I'm old enough to remember when "squirting" was barely even a thing at all, it was straight up called "pissing".
Whatever... Keep getting pissed on.

The white cream happens after ovulation, you tard. During ovulation, it is clear and gooey like egg whites because it needs to help the sperm move to the released egg. Creaminess does not help with that. Fucking virgins trying to dunk on virgins ITT

According to chatgpt squirting is fluid buildup that doesnt come from urine hole

see

So much cope ITT, zero evidence provided showing that the "female orgasm" is a real hting and not some mass delusional psychosis caused by jew brainwashing

I enjoy blasting piss when I orgasm, men got the shorter end of the stick sexually for not being able to peepee when nutting.

No woman has ever lied to me about having an orgasm because I have never had sex

based

If anything, you should be pissing on your woman and not the other way around. Anything else is simp submissive shit. Real men dominate their women.

why is it such a massive process for women to have orgasms? like if I really needed to, I can just go in the bathroom and rub one out in like 2-3 minutes. with women it's like playing Myst or something.

My sister never gave me handjobs :/
Dysfunctional senpai problems

My wife orgasms usually once a session. Sometimes twice. The secret is to just let her get on top and aggressively suck a tit while she does her thing. Then flip her over and finish yourself off like she is a sex doll after she has hers. That is secret to sex.

This is a lie.
There is nowhere in the female body storing that much liquid. Vaginal lubrication slowly secretes from tiny little glands. There is no mass ejection of massive amounts of fluid coming from anywhere. It simply isn't real.

I'm a man and I've faked orgasms as well. Ama

Woah, is that a canadian gossiping about SEX on Anon Babble's Anon Babble board like a FAGGOT!? Crazy...

Squirting and having a puddle in your bed aren't the same thing.
Squirting is literally just women pissing because of contractions and bladder stimulation.
Women being turned on enough that they leak goo all over the place isn't the same thing.

or, like me, don't care and am already putting on my clothes to leave.

oh no what if she tells her friends im BAD IN BED!

golly gosh, i dunno how I'll ever over that one walking around all day after squirting her full of future school shooters

My girlfriend didn't know how to stimulate me when we started having sex. She also didn't know how to give head. We both listen to what the other needs and that's really all there is to it. Everyone who is having trouble in the bedroom seems to have a medical condition or insane levels of self inflicted stupidity.

why is it such a massive process for women to have orgasms? like if I really needed to, I can just go in the bathroom and rub one out in like 2-3 minutes. with women it's like playing Myst or something.

And notice all the debate and contradictions?

she pisses when she orgasms!

UMM NO she doesn't chud!

orgasm actually means vaginal wall tighteining!

um NO it means seizures!

LOL

real
after a good time most women can barely stand and you should be worried if shes having a seizure. a shaking cum puddle as it were
this is factual and known for centuries

rmaybe you have an ugly family?

Outstandingly based
Fuck simps

They have an easier time climaxing on top because they are in control of grinding their clitoral head against your pelvis, making it more about that than "in and out" penetration.
That's still direct clitoral stimulation though. But don't get it wrong, keep doing it, it's a good thing.

>um NO it means seizures!

this is actually what happens when she cums and you arent done yet so you hold her down and fuck her harder

Why are you equating “know what you’re doing” with “ever gotten laid?”

Did you also notice that usually their vagina is too close to their asshole? Its gross and I don't get it why God made this obvious design error. Its disgusting.

Is not pee you fucking retards.

Women are not entitled to me giving them pleasure. If you can't cum from me fucking you for 30 seconds, it's your fault, bitch.

Definitely a lot of that instead of in and out...the other pro tip is mention you will orgasm with more than a 10 second warning, and they will get themselves across as well.

ask

You don’t ask. You just do it. If she says something, you act like she’s weird for that

who gives a fuck? if i coom its over anyways, how narcissistic of this hole to think i would even consider her opinion on this benign matter

I guess that makes you a faguette

If you think about it this whole incels vs feminists internet fight is just people who are not giving orgasms vs people not getting orgasms.

Be careful trying to enter in doggy position...
If you're not entering perfectly straight and it slips out of the entrance, guess what you're banging into...

Squirt is pee.

Please re-write to accurately reflect this.

Your ex would pee in you when you fucked her, like a scared puppy being scolded.

based frog

Women orgasm from violence, start slapping and choking them.

Yet another incelbait off-topic slidethread reaching bump limit.

Absolutely disgusting. Women are truly foul creatures.

sex is for my pleasure, not hers.

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Serving up dickquil my dude Serving up dickquil my boyah It’s this. Watch girls masturbate just to get off. It’s really rubbing only. The penetration stuff is show for an audience. No girl needs a dragon dildo to get off. She’s just trying to impress you and herself.

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If you’re married you definitely don’t have the experience you’re claiming to have. Only a bachelor that’s tried on more than a few would know that.

Nothing new for me personally
They literally shake so yeah if no shaking then fake one
But then again I never touched a woman in my 27 years so take it with a grain of salt

Dysgenic bogan bottlenecked motherfucker.

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Well yeah guys tend to do that

French bro with the real take, God bless

based and man pilled. and women cum harder knowing you are this type of man than any other

lol, imagine fucking anyone off an app without a condom. especially a gay and especially a nigger. what a fucking dummy.

I like to drink a 7 eleven large cup full right out of her special place, then I peel her sweaty work socks off and deep throat her toes.

who has never made a girl organized.

KEK

New fear unlocked. How could God overlook that?

Don't care got mine.

chud

repeatedly getting yours regardless of their satisfaction, and they keep coming back anyway

lol who is actually getting owned here?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
SOMEONE CHECK ALL THE FLAG AND SCREEN SHOT WHEN YOU SEE AN INDIAN OR ISRAELI FLAG. WHO KNOW THOSE PEOPLE CANT AFFORD OR ENJOY A CONVERSATION ABOUT COITUS

Kranie kranie… wheeeerrreee aaarrreee you~~~~~~

absolutely this, evolutionarily speaking, they wet themselves when a male dominates another male in violence

ask me how I know that you are a nigger. all nigger women 'squirt' and it's really just bestial niggers pissing in the bed

Kill yourself, freak.

based

I have a large penis and have had a few women that simply cannot orgasm without extra effort. All you have to do is finger them while you eat them out first to get them to orgasm then you can do whatever you want.

I rawed so many bitches when I was single. Sucks to be a shitdick I guess.

kek

Yeah well i married her faggot

You can taste all the elements of the day. Did she have coconut water? Did she vape? I like it concentrated so it's darker and strong, like a good coffee. I want to taste the essence of urea. I want to enjoy the taste of kidneys after they processed that piss, I want to rub it all over my face and leave it there so the ammonia essence becomes the essence of my breath.

I never understood it. They can't fake it. At least not after you saw how they really work, since they behave differently. For one night stands maybe, you can't be sure, but after a few round it becomes obvious.

if her cervix isnt hitting your dick youre doing it wrong. female organisms in my experience have been borderline painful

val kilmer just died from throat cancer from eating pussy, stay safe anon

Can solve the problem by telling men that the only way you can get off is with a dildo

NO! Gaslight men cause that won't make them pay for everything

Women. Women in general. Women factually. Women as an entire race.
They are really pushing themselves on the ladder rung of hatred. Nearly rivaling the most shrill of jews.

I have to "half sword" to make my wife cum. If I use my whole length to penetrate her, I slam into her cervix over and over, which makes me cum buckets from her reaction.

But to make her cum, I have to hold my cock with one hand and pull it up to drag along the upper side of her pussy, not too deeply. I just rub along there and she cums every time.

i like how you had the decency to provide a picture of yourself, dont see alot of you proud jews

you CHUD

And why the fuck does it matter if women had an orgasm or not?
As long as I enjoyed myself that is what matters the most.
If she isn't enjoying the sex she should speak up and tell you what to change instead of keeping it to herself.

Trust me it's pee and I love doing it, women who say it's not pee are lying to you.

Who cares if the woman orgasms?

On the reel, I have fish to catch i dont need stds.

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I mean... duh!
The thing is I don't really care if she orgasms or not. My only concern is that I do.
If she orgasms or if she copes is ultimately her thing.

Lotta bad lays replied to this post

Try also pressing gently on her lower abdomen. Another neat trick is to tickle her while you're inside her. This one also feels weird

This, feels like a warm kiss on the tip of your dick.

This bitch gets it. You can feel a woman open up and literally gush around your shaft and balls when you’re deep.
Stupid cant fuck faggots have no idea xD

Clitoral borealis.

Yet you should be able to get here there even if it's not camping the penis for sperm into the vigina?

Women can cum from penetration as the nerves of the clitoral wrap around the vaginal walls.

is on Anon Babble

still fucks a nigger

Even for a troon, that was stupid

On secound thought I don't want you sitting on my base speakers.

But you can sit on this.

Hello return department This thing is broken It does not make wet women organism when it growls to clench in sperm.

Seems to only work in high school. If you don't know what you're doing after that, you're fucked. Every girl has been with countless "Chads" and fuckboys and just expects that every guy should be as good as your average manwhore after a certain age.
That's the main thing I don't like about "experienced" women. With them, you're either the best or you're the worst. There is no "I'm with a totally new person now that probably has their own style, likes and dislikes, etc."

Yeah study proved it was piss years ago.

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How do you know when she cums during sex?

Who cares?

Women will throw themselfs at the Chad who already as a healthy child in anyway they can.
For that growing of a alpha's nut?

True.