WELL WELL WELL
WELL WELL WELL
nothing ever happens
False alarm. The crash will continue as (((planned)))
BUT WE POSTED SO MANY RED CHARTS!!!!!!!!!
Wrong. Trump has full control of the situation. Every country is bending the knee to American greatness.
The Trump Recovery has arrived. He did it again despite the haters.
Chang scaremongers on suicide watch
BLACKED SWAN SISTERS... OUR RESPONSE?
Trumptards are gloating about a +0.2% "pump" after the markets dropped -18% in 2 months
lol lmao even
Wait no I want more crashing
line goes green for an hour
we are so back
over 10% down just from last week and overall going down.
markets were going up before the story dropped
markets going back up after the 'correction' after the story was fake
you lost
Trump wins
Jobs are coming back
we wanted the markets to crash! Based Trump!
look, the markets aren't crashing anymore! Based Trump!
Why are they almost exactly the same graph?
JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!!!
JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!!!
JOE BIDEN'S FAULT!!!
Except you chinks were screeching that it was going to be another Black Monday and the start of the second Great Depression
you were wrong
Tariffs work
I find that the most funny.
Just yesterday they were claiming a market crash was what trump wanted so they could "somehow" revalue the burger shekel and decrease inflation. And now they are happy because the stock are "not going down". I guess they won't want to lower inflation and have a stronger burger shekel anymore.
Index are just that, an index of how the economy is doing. They will trail one another and have mostly the same graph when the entire market goes down by +10 percent in a week and over 18 in a month.
the start of the second Great Depression
it is
nigger the market doesn't drop multiple consecutive days, it didn't even happen in 2008. There is always a relief pump that gets sold off
Trumpanzees don't even know the basics of investing
lol, k
One of these days you might make an actual correct prediction
you were wrong
Trump wins
Tariffs work
Jobs are coming back
Americans are going to work them for good wages
eat shit chang
Sorry, you were selling a world ending financial crash happening today and were wrong
you were wrong about tariffs before
you are wrong now
wrong every single time
barely green
KEK we'll see where it closes
cope harder
this
always do the opposite of what jews say
Notice how these pro trump shills always reddit space
Come back tomorrow when it's -1.5%.
notice how the nafo chinks always try to speak from in a manner that tries to emulate a consensus
your messaging didn't work before and it doesn't work now
you'll all be spamming porn and religion threads in a little bit here while you work out new messaging
you lost
Trump wins
Tariffs work
Von der Leyen could have announced she was folding earlier in the morning.
Pump and dump
bull trap
they are just indexes
and anyone that trades on indexes deserves to lose their money (its lazy as fuck)
Dead cat bounce
Their general is literally r/thedonald. They know what they are.
Based. Buy Tsla naked calls right now, trust in trump and lutnick and ignore the chink shills
Sorry, I was promised a world ending financial crash right at the start of the day today
you were wrong
EU negotiates zero tariffs
Something no President could do before
Fucking incredible
Against all criticism, held the course
Impressive that your memory goes back an entire week. What's the furthest back it goes?
It was zero for zero tariffs on industrial equipment
The fight continues
i was found out!
must spam the mantra cope while continue to reddit space
You do not pass. You will never be a real 4chud. You are a redditard twisted by retardation.
Everybody does yet they continue to spam here.
EU negotiates zero tariffs
But that's the deal we offered 10y ago and you said no?
Do you want it now?
Just because someone else promises you something doesn't have anything to do with me
The world is negotiating.
The trade war is working.
Its all imaginary numbers until you sell.
Take your medicine.
Large captial is squeezing retail. Doing Buffet in illegal way
Looks like volatility to me
Thank you bebop and rocksteady
For the millionth time, the EU already offered this back in 2017.
But anon, I already know miga is incapable of telling the truth. I don't need convincing.
>line goes green for an hour
>we are so back
>over 10% down just from last week and overall going down.
Gather around anons, this is what we call coping and seething with the potential of dilation.
Nope. Fake news.
lol lmao even
She has announced that EU will lift 1% tariff for US lifting 30%. It means more European products on US market
kek
Dead
dip buyers need to be lured back in for the final humiliation
Watch Chyna, Trump put TEEMU and Ali Baba out of business.
I think the chinks are going to have to start a war, not only are we not buying their rubber dogshit, we are not going to be selling them any more food.
So everyone was wrong
The most obvious thing that was going to happen is what always happens. Trump claims something huge, get something smaller, and declares victory loudly over and over. Nothing ever happens.
Every one of these last "black swan mondays" i have made 15-20% off just buying the first spike down and selling later in the day.
Passive traders are shit traders
It’s going to take a shit when he comes out of his meeting with Bibi.
Lol. What are you even going to do? Outside of Ferrari you have been nothing but niggers for 500 years, how are you going to eat if the Germans can't afford to feed you?
Probably.
No actual wins but claim they are and the trumptards get to eat that shit with gusto while shit goes down around them anyways.
Negotiating lower trade tariffs with multiple countries in one swoop would be a nice win.
Canal belongs to spics for 40 years
try to sell it to chinks because they are too lazy and stupid to operate anything more complex than an open air drug market
white people forced to take it away again
Dead cat bounce bitch
imagine trusting an orange nigger who loves Jews to save your economy
The retard can't even get the years right. Holy shit.
Can you even count past 10 or you have to use your toes to go to 20 and don't know what comes after?
The level of burger cope are off the fucking charts.
It happened in 1987.
it takes time to recover and things don’t turn around instantly
Woah stop the presses
Nobody wants a Peugeot, queer.
Shut up and eat your cake.
What are you going to eat when nobody buys shitty cars from VAG? Your country is dirt poor, 100% dependent on welfare.
You were always lazy but you used to make beautiful things, then you sold out to chinks and turned into Greece.
Sad.
Fingers crossed I too think we've hit the floor and we might just see a rebound. Today was make or break. The market wants the floor thats for sure. More fat cats spent the weekend plotting than in fear. Whatever that stupid rumor was might have been a genius way to jumpstart things. This is like a boxing match and I think the globalists are tiring out. As long as we soon find a floor and move upward in a new direction he'll pull this off.
OH MY GOD WE'RE SO BACK
I was promised a Nigger Monday crash. Where is it?
Two more weeks
holy shit the bots are real. anything that shows trump even positive gets 10 instant posts saying he's so good and cool and glaze him
1.22%
Bullsisters...
The market is woke and it doesn't matter!
WE ARE SO B---ACKKKKKK
Stock market is still going down
Cramer said so
It's in Europe and Asia. This is not 2016 Trump, he was a nice guy, they tried to shoot him. 2024 Trump is going to crush the people who have been talking shit for 10 years now.