How do i buy American coffee?
How do i buy American coffee?
do greenhouses not exist anymore?
You don't you stupid bitch just buy caffeine pills, much cheaper.
inb4 migger communists show up to say "Why do you need coffee comrade?"
Shit they beat me
The EU you love so much is going to ban coffee because it is unhealthy.
Only poors can`t into coffee.
Hawaiian coffee exists.
why can’t we synthesize coffee in a lab if we can make lab meat?
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
annex mexico and some south american countries
be biggest importer of coffee.
ask producers to lower cost of coffee to compensate for tariffs
producer refuses
Americans without coffee for 1 year
producers left with $8billion expired coffee beans
entire plantations closed for good because they didn't want to take a 10% price hit
Same reason we can't synthesize cocaine in a lab
It's a drug that has to be extracted from a plant.
fuck spics, deport them
Let's annex 150 million of them plox
wat
Hawaii Florida and California can all grow coffee
It's possible to grow coffee in greenhouses.
How do i buy American coffee?
You stupid mother fuckers.
Hawaii is a fucking state.
Time to plow up the fucking golf courses and plant coffee.
Make Hawaii Caffeinated Again
There's a reason pretty much nobody does
Just buy fent.
But coffee is good for you though
this one raw material is found in another region
we should give up all soveriengty, let in 8 billion foreigners and live as slaves so i can have that one raw material for 10 cents cheaper
makes sense to me.
producers left with $8billion expired coffee beans
green beans expire in a year
nope
There's a reason pretty much nobody does
No reason to until now. Easy to let child-slaves in Colombia do it. Now we have to make the Gulf Coast rich with a brand new industry.
Fuck. I hate capitalism.
Yes, because abusing third world farmers is easier. The coffee and banana and other fruit companies are literally drug-cartel tier exploitative. The central Americans are pretty much enslaved by these companies.
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Buy it from Puerto Rico
we make drugs in labs dude
Coffee brand coffee from The Quartering.
this
DO YOU CHUDS LIKE COFFEE
literally drug-cartel tier exploitative
Hurricane flag bro is absolutely correct.
Banana Republic - Think it through, zoomers.
Hawaiian coffee exists.
This. Kona, but it's owned by leftists, so fuck them.
Probably some grown in California or Appalachia.
Maga is just chaotic feels
Wars have been fought and governments have been overthrown because of these fruit companies. And most Americans have no idea this ever happened
As long as it’s grown at high altitude it’s probably fine
We just need to make the USA a banana Republic
Caffeine is extracted from coffee. You need to import coffee to make it.
Coffee addicts (and that is what they are) being hurt is a cherry on top that I didn't even expect.
California
lol nope. it can be grown as a decorative plant though.
or Appalachia.
they make something there that'll keep you up, but it ain't coffee.
coffee turns you into a fucking boomer. stop drinking it all the time, you faggots
Living under oppression to own the coffee drinkers.
I hear cops are cranky without coffee let's hope they don't take it out on you
And most Americans have no idea this ever happened
Dole and the Kingdom of Hawaii
"American coffee" is like, 60% chicory root anyway, so technically you can buy American coffee and not be too heavily affected.
Look into coffee brand coffee . It's ran by a red blooded American a white one .
It's simple retard, you just buy American coffee.
you could make either of those in a lab with the right materials, just way easier to grow a plant instead
Its very simple - Democrats hate america and everything that is american
The irony is they use america for their benefit but they hate america, what it is, and what it represents outside of that. Not a surprise given how the Democrat party is overwhelmingly jewish.
Maybe buy from Africa ah no I forgot they are useless niggers producing nothing
Da
buy American coffee.
Listed as Fair Trade. From where, Ohio?
Set up a few of these in Appalachiastan and call in Moonshine Roast.
Why isn't Hawaii on the map?
wait for magnetic polar shift to change where that belt is
Coffee has increased 10 fold in 10 years. Idiots still bought it.
migas will have nothing and be happy
brazil is not in america
PR is not in america
ecuador is not in america
jesus christ the autism.
All you have left are wild fantasies.
If i had to stop drinking coffee i would probably kill myself
Global warming
Will this coffee tariffs kill Starbucks though?
Well we are about to annex all of Mexico and Central America and forcibly remove all of the brown people south of the Darien Gap, so there will be plenty of prime coffee growing lands in the American Lebensraum. We can use a land lottery to distribute the farms and other property to White American citizens.
>PR is not in america
2 out of 3. Not bad anon.
Why isn't Hawaii on the map?
People are stupid
coffee is a drug
Hawaii grows coffee, Mike Rowe worked at a Coffee plantation in one of his Dirty Jobs episodes.
plenty of prime coffee growing lands in the American Lebensraum.
Begun, The Coffee War has
we should give up all soveriengty, let in 8 billion foreigners
"We"? You're a fucking Canadian, dude.
kevin smith is conservative!?
Are you seriously pretending that all of these places that literally exist in The Americas are not American places?
newfag pls.
No, because at the end of the day the "man of da haus" cucks will end up paying for their fat bimbo to be satiated
That being said, if this world were fair, yes.. yes it would crumble
Fucking boeing can't even keep planes in the air and that shit's doing fantastic
Retards don’t know about that shit hole country that’s apart of the United States
Puerto Rico
are not American places?
Yeah cops are actually nice!
Fantasies. That's all that remains of your ideology.
Cofefe
we finally get answer to boob question.
PR exist in The Americas
Brazil exist in The Americas
Ecuador exist in The Americas
we have plenty of options to buy American coffee. half of the countries in The Americas make American coffee.
Newfag pls.
shit hole country
Curious if PR is covered by export tariffs aimed at the United States? PR 'suddenly' grows 70% of world coffee supply then ships to the mainland tariff free.
Your masters call you a parasite
half of the countries in The Americas make American coffee.
(laughing)
Fucking retard.
Hawaiian coffee
Well let’s just include states then
Kona coffee is 100% Hawaiian
Would
Shit is way more expensive though. I don’t like being taxed more.
Porto Rico is an unincorporated territory of the United States, it's de facto de jure USA clay. They have rights not because of the constitution, because they're not a state. Congress has granted them limited revocable rights; they're second-class US citizens
But it's most typically a blend at the consumer side
dry coffee lasts for a while. it's why you only saw a moderate increase in price when some winter wiped out brazil's harvest like a year or two ago
t. some fag with coffee farmer grandpas
kevin smith is conservative!?
Bent the knee when he realized He-Man made him a laughingstock and Disney would never give him a contract.
Now he is hoping for some action in Gibson's new studio.
wake up and swallow a caffeine pill and go on with your day
coffee is for faggots
how can you maximize the time available to you if you're a faggot who "not before my coffee"s every morning?
Puerto Rico or guantanamo bay
I second this
These work great
I keep them bedside and before my feet even hit the floor in the morning hours I pop one of these bad boys..
Makes for a good shit about fifteen minutes later too
You're all drug addicts.
Death penalty for coffee addicts.
Just live in poverty bro
AW PLEASE DONT TARIFF MY GUAC AND MY COFFEE AND MY VAPE AND MY FIDGET SPINNERS AND MY FUNKO POPS CMON MAN
400% tariff on these items, thanks. with these tariffs alone, we can abolish the income tax
There's coffee in Hawaii.
coffee is for faggots
This
OP is the big gay.
Fuck you yankee.
Learn to enjoy chickory with your nigger.
Save up about 7 dollars and order that thing.
Makes for a good shit about fifteen minutes later too
I was wondering about the lag time.
Thanks fren!
You don't talk to my 51st state like that vatnigger, apoligize
Caffeine pills are made by either extracting caffeine from natural sources like ... coffee
memeflag = Discord tranny
herbs
How do i buy American coffee?
Kona is in Hawaii. Hawaii is one of our 50 states. If you weren't a retard, you would've known this.
Raven's Brew coffee. Alaska. It kind of tastes like shit, but it gets you where you need to go.
I drink Monster, thanks.
Monster Energy drinks contain caffeine, primarily sourced from guarana, a seed from South America (which are also being tariffed)
Don't worry we'll be conquering Mexico soon.
Did you forget Hawaii exists?
DANGER!! Memeflaggot thread.
And Puerto an8n
*Puerto Rico
this is the only way to procure caffeine
Oof yourself, retard. They're just doing that right now because it's cheaper to have some thirdie slaves harvest Guarana. While that's based in its own way, it's not the only option.
it's not the only option.
Yaupon hollies grow in the US
"Never lower your standard of living, raise the standard of your demands."
My grandmother, a women, naturally.
The Right is the true Communists!
Leave.
Go to starbucks, faggot
You don't need coffee.
that's all chinese
tariff through the roof on fent
America owns several territories within the coffee belt. Next question.
The real take away that everyone seems to be missing.
Tariffs are not a boycott. We will always be trading with other countries. The whole point of tariff is to generate enough money for the US economy that we don't need income tax anymore.
kind of right
caffeine can be extracted from coffee (and tea)
but it is usually made chemically from urea and methyl chloride
been a few years since my organic chem, but it's not too hard and it's usually purer than extracted
now, whether the urea and methyl chloride is imported or not... don't know
mormons don't drink coffee
they're taking over the low level bureaucratic positions of the federal government
they're the ones who didn't get fired by trump since they're productive
PR coffee is expensive and/because they dont produce enough to make a dent in the market. Also they import a lot of their beans, so you are going round in circles.
I had this in Florida - a bit like Yerba Mate but smoother, like weak green tea. You could probably just use more to get a better caffeine kick without the extra tannins.
They have a lot more potential areas where they can grow coffee but don't at the moment.
I heard it doesn't give you the jitters like drinking coffee would
Hawaii and Puerto Rico grow tiny amounts of coffee compared to the US annual demand for coffee. They could not even physically support growing the amount of coffee the US imports annually. Shocker, Trump didn't think through the tariffs very well
just dont question anything bro
i enjoy long walks on the beach and shitposting Anon Babble. things are goyin pretty golden.
Get it from El salvador or Argentina after their based leaders negotiate a free trade deal with the U.S.
How do i buy American coffee?
It comes from Hawaii, you retard.
Reminder this is the real reason Mormons don't drink coffee
It's so fucking clear that you're the same faggots who shill for the Ukraine that's funny
Annex Panama
No I was pissed when they sanctioned Russia and made oil go up too.