Where did you go during the downtime?

The same places I go now.
xitter, reddit, 8kun, 9gag

I went to a domestic chan, then got bored and hooked up with someone. Didn't enjoy it though, para social relationships ruined my ability to form genuine bonds with real people,

8kun. We had /opl/ and /lpbg/ threads. It was comfy.

sharty

Did you protect your ports?

I was on Sharty Anon Babble, I remember when Anons started moving to that place. And in an attempt to make us go away, those guys would spam fat Ukrainian guys asshole and gore on almost every thread thinking it would shock us and scare us away. It's sad and pathetic.

i read through lolcow threads on kiwifarms to pass the time.

This happened this week on the Louisiana parole board zoo stream.

I almost kms

I carried on with life as usual. The only difference is I didnt browse or shitpost 4kek while in traffic or during downtime at work.

I did the equivalent of that on youtube. Drama streamers are fun to listen to.

I left them open

outside

Did you guys remember to protect your ports? You do know that the basedjack site fingerprints anyone that browses right? Also, I hope you retards didn't participate in any "raid" threads there, anyone posting on one of those is getting a knock on the door soon.

All of them.

that other chan tracks and logs your IP anon

ok thanks, nazi jew

That was naive on the part of sharty zoomers. It had only been two weeks since DO4E and most anons who cared about browsing had a reminder about fags spamming loli and fag shit.

I raped a few muslim women :)

How are you now?

I missed this place.

For the best, where would a ship go in a storm?

Double-chan
There's a lot of neat bells and whistles there that I wish we had
like multiple pictures per post, and webms with sound outside of Anon Babble and Anon Babble
and no captcha waiting period

x is the new board of anti semitism where we poltards can now fight the pakistan india meme war minus the 4cuck demoralization

IP???

They have all your Discord info dumbass. They also have access to whatever you wee browsing while using the site.

Discord info

anon, I...

It's actually really nice there when it is running smoothly.

sharty of course
I got so many new maymays to share too

They banned the word nigger

lol no they havent. You can still write neger (nigger) there.

Also, Flashback is more of a combination of Reddit and Anon Babble. You have an account, and effort posting is required, but it still allows near-full free speech. You can literally discuss CP there.

Warning to anyone: that site is a fed honeypot reposted all the time

I set up a local TinyIB installation, made my own Anon Babble board and a "tomorrow.css", and was planning to implement AI posters for a single player Anon Babble experience. Probably still gonna try to finish it, since it was a fun little project.

Tried lainchan, but something was off. Felt a bit cultish.
think 'goy' is filtered, too.

8kun. Its comfy over there, desu

doomscrolling insta reels

Yeah Jimpol was not bad, not bad at all. Let's keep that in our back pocket as a backup for a fallback and regroup. I'm gonna keep visiting to do my part for its longevity but hush about it after today.

that's actually based.
imagine being a research worker on svalbard, posting on some anon's ai Anon Babble after the world has ended ;(

Yeah, but CHRIST did it run slowly. I can't imagine a thread lasting for more than 2 days here, but I saw a George Floyd thread from WHEN IT WAS STILL NEW getting posts after 5 years

I posted in basedjak the first day but stopped after realizing I was interacting with zoomer fags. So I lurked the archives and deleted my discord account

multiple pictures per post

That was horrific. Imagine the spam, it was bad enough in some threads with just anons posting.

im not telling where we hang to a normie like (You)

source?

mfw returning to the chinns

I realized I truly am here 4ever

Allchans.org was helpful [spoiler]which i was linked to from kiwifarms[/spoiler]

Isn't that place unmoderated anarchy filled with Qtard boomers?

I went to eight chan
Honestly, think I might stay there, it's comfier

multiple altchans(+Anon Babble,8.moe,sharty) + desuarchive + kiwifarms.

files.catbox.moe/32974k.mp3

Tried 8kun, it was essentially a Anon Babble clone but less developed and only allowed 250 word limit per post, meaning it was literally only possible to shitpost
Every post also had a auto-message attached to it saying something like "moderators do not condone this post". Fucking gayest shit I've ever seen.

After that I went to the Anon Babble subreddit. Still brainrot but at least it had some humor because everyone was just cursing the fact that they were even there.

After rubbing my dick raw with porn
I actually tried my hand at some art on my ceiling at home

Went outside mostly, lurked the sharty and some of the other altchans and wasn't impressed

basedjak party. where the fuck were the rest of you floaters?

Same.

Kek, reminds me of the old pandemic threads on Anon Babble.

The sharty

I lurked r*ddit. It was miserable trying to find subs that weren't hyper-pozzed with whiny, deranged leftism and obvious glowie propaganda, but I found a few to keep me occupied.

>They banned the word nigger

So the same as Anon Babble then.

Only the boomers went there. Everyone else went to s-ypol or 8pol. A lot of hapless losers went to twitter or leddit.

Made a caveman gym in my girls parents barn with an iron bar and two wheels with tyres on I found. Made a bench out of a wood block and lifted some chemicals in 25l jugs. Visited my dying grandma and pray for her daily.

Got some gardening done

Anon Babble vrs sharty
They'll make a low budget, unsuccessful movie about this in 20 years time

pic

"Taken 4: They took his hotpockets, now he kills for free"

Yeah and 7chan on my trains between my nanas hometown and my girls village.

i was enjoying the Anon Babble thread on kiwifarms. didn't bother making an account though, so no posting. moreso watching the influx of newfags from the sidelines

except they banned the word nigger in recent years

i've been banned countless times from this shit site for "racism outside of Anon Babble"
good thing the jannies all got doxed, sucks to suck :^)

Twitter and it was fucking garbage. Pol I can come and go a couple times a day but I could feel myself being pulled in by the dogshit engagement algo and garbage normie content that the last few days I'd just open the app and make myself ignore what looked like garbage. Fooled me a few times.

Argued in youtube comment section. Was truly a low point for me. Other than that, went on the Anon Babble reddit forum a few times, not much else. Wasn't expecting the chans to come back online so soon, from everything I read, I thought it would takes months.

Yes. I'm 44 though so the slow pace is more my tempo and I never left Anon Babble

If you weren't shitposting on /down/ lower your voice when you talk to me

None of those goy nigger sites. That's for sure. I was working on my hobbies and so forth. I did lose quite a bit of sleep and missed my comfy boards. Also friendly reminder that MIGA niggers are responsible for all this.

According to the stats about 90% of the users didn't know the altchans existed. Which might be why the post quality was so much higher during the downtime lmao

I went outside.
Kayaking, shooting range and mountain hiking.
Cold as fuck it was though, glad to be inside and browsing Anon Babble again.

expect us

My ancient home.
Shitposting on a videogame server.

went outside and touched grass for the first time ever, got arrested for not having poop bag.

Got banned on X like the day 4chins went down… I’ve been on tiktok, brother.

I don’t think we use that term anymore glownigger.

I did not like reading 10 posts at a time and then having to go to the next page of which theres like 1500.
I did not like those smug avatarfags
Forums were a mistake.

lainchan and some 8-chan, and s-oypaty until i found out they were port scanning
lain was super comfy

idk why 4ch thinks this post is spam...maybe cant mention other chans?

paced around my room frequently muttering to myself and occasionally screaming out phrases like MUH DICK and REAL GOOD

The first week? On an alcohol binder then the hospital for recovery. This week, I was catching up at work.

Are you niggers real? Is this fake and gay? Are we all glowniggers now? The collective glownigger.

cultish or reserved?

Where did you go during the downtime?

Outside, and watching market economists and analysts seething and malding through the walls.

vpns wasn't blocked on sojak and that's how i ended up being a kike for a week

I mean, it'd be better if our jannies and mods actually did their jobs instead of being clique-y fuckwits who lust for what little power they have over us

I went to kiwi and R and got banned on both of them and then I just watched House MD after work until going to sleep and thinking about what my friends would say about current events

we should have conclave general until next pope is elected

Instagram(surprisingly based)
r*ddit(this place sucks dick)
trafficlag(greek Anon Babble, 8 people max)

that place was comfy, and they rangebanned israel for flooding them with cp, which is based

sharty

satan trips check out, that place is a toilet

2chan, or whatever that’s called. Even without context, I found funny things. Also, looking up the news directly instead filtered by Anon Babble, informative but not as funny.

Meh. I came to Anon Babble about 16 years ago for rapidshares and doujinshi.

a bit of both. felt like there was no life, and everybody's personality had been ground down, and i suspected it's a result of overzealous moderation. seems like 1/2 my posts were getting filtered, and i wasn't even shitposting.

HOLY SHIT ITS BACK?

Gamefaqs

a female only kpop imageboard

Went to 8kun-top. I dont wanna see Joot's face ever again. Dude literally pasted his face to all over the site.

Where did you go during the downtime?

To X.

Just to realize it's a rotten, shadow-banning echo chamber for Anons, while being a normie cesspit full of drones gurgling kike sperm 24/7 at the same time.

Thank god Anon Babble is back.

Maybe the talk of jannies leaving, were the problematic one's?

So you just didn't know where to go lmao

I checked out Reddit, holy fuck people are not exaggerating when they call it a tranny wasteland. Who gave those animals computers?

Basedjack. party

I checked out Reddit, holy fuck people are not exaggerating when they call it a tranny wasteland.

They infiltrate a moderator position, bring in like-minded troons into gatekeeper positions, and then get very aggressive with the banhammer. It's like Indian nepotism but with a lot more suicide. Even the supposed women-only subr*ddits are infested with troons.

I got my life together, got a girlfriend, quit drinking and jerking off. Anon Babble is back, it's time to throw all that progress in the trash.

I was waiting for the site to come back essentially. Casual racism is natural, and I miss that on my online discourse. I only just begun researching the other chans today.

Ourchan, they rangebanned israel and india there. Pretty comfy, thinking I'll stay there.

I just lurked kiwifarms.
It was surprisingly not that bad

Downdetector group chat that’s currently at 86k posts.

ourchan

trafficlag

lmao had no idea malaka

Magyarchan, which is a hellhole of schizos, proles, ziggerbots and trumpist/orbánist shabbos goys.

I have no idea how anyone can stand Twitter. Every single post feels performative

I tried to use down detector chat but couldn't figure out how to get it to work, something in my browser was blocking it from functioning. Gave it like 40 seconds then went to the altchans.

lots of jews making these kinds of posts in several threads

Michelle Wolf

feet

What's wrong with you anon?

Outside

Comfy 2 more weeks with our /down/ frens

Nothing special... never get into Reddit, lots of faggots there

Played video games.
Not being able to shitpost about the pope dying was the only time I missed that Anon Babble was up.

wtf is this shit?

basedjak joint wasnt all that bad honestly, but it wasnt the same, i felt briefly homeless

Πρόσφατα κιόλας είχε κάνει update ο admin. Συνήθως θα δεις 1 ποστ την εβδομάδα όταν όλοι έχουν όρεξη για αυτό και έχει 1 board.

Reddit and discord. I was so lonely.

Kwab, had a lot of fun with those guies

Surprised this isn't being posted everywhere

I just played Pokemon

Not really a port scan. It was some old code they forgot to remove, it pinged one of your ports to see if you had tuxler installed as they used to ban it.

Everyone there were from Anon Babble. It only made sense that I join them after lurking the first 2 days. Just did everything from my phone and 5-8 minutes was posting with them.

tried to redpill fembots on cafe
went well for 6 hrs
b& from all boards for lyfe nao

finally participated in physiotherapy and am fixing the back pain and herniated discs from excessive sitting. its nice to finally have no backpains/reduced and being able to sleep on the side again
missed you faggots

Every single time you load a page on the sharty it scans for open ports specifically ports: 6463, 1700, and 1701
To even lurk the sharty you MUST enable canvassing in your browser and enable JavaScript
The following JS runs in the background at all times: googlesyndication, TuxlerVPN, and soieyejakdotst
soieyejakdotst is what bootstraps to the hidden integrity wasm which is the WebAssembly payload which runs extremely aggressive (the most aggressive I have ever seen) fingerprinting of your browser, ip address, screen size, OS, and every other piece of information it can possibly collect on you.
It is NOT POSSIBLE to post while in private browser mode using a VPN
The only way to use TOR is to generate an IP Token which defeats the entire purpose of using TOR.

The use of eval() to execute a decrypted string as JavaScript is a significant security risk. eval() can run arbitrary code, which could include malicious scripts (e.g., stealing user data, injecting malware, or performing unauthorized actions in the browser).
The decryption step (body[i] ^= eval_key[i]) suggests the message content is obfuscated, which is a common technique used in malicious software to hide harmful payloads.
integrity can be abused to send a WebSocket message containing malicious JavaScript, which would then be executed in the user's browser.
Potential threat vectors include: data theft, session hijacking, and other severe security risks.

Browsing a New Zealand cattle rustling Voldemort forum. Lots of fun stuff being posted there some people here would want to black out here at all costs. For their own sake of course.

I meditated and canalized my racism into force

I tried sharty and it was fucking awful. 8kun was alright, the parts of it still active anyway.

Loverslab, I was busy doing my mini vans project. This is a very political answer to OP please Jannies don’t dilate

reddit

You're joking right

xitter

Tried for a few minutes but it's the same sloptent as usual

discord

Sadly, yes

............. why are you like this?

picrel

any word from administration on why they didnt update the site in 10 years so that a literal child could hack it despite also raking in pass money and making it harder and harder to post without pass and also upping prices of the pass

>What alerted you to the site being back? > sharty?
Pic rel :3

You now ...
"https Queue forms dot Satan"

youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE

youtu.be/hrnwOGCERqM

youtu.be/DuCQa8ukrLU

(o x o) nitter.net/Pipkinpippa

Yold grok to pretend to be pol. Worked out pretty well. It beat the fuck out of onions party

Integrity is extremely suspicious I’ll give you that but a bit of this is misleading.
You don’t need to enable canvassing to post anymore, that was done for 2 days and got quickly removed because of how intrusive it was.
You only need JavaScript enabled to post as that’s when integrity activates.
The site uses browser fingerprinting to detect ban evaders, (Anon Babble also uses browserfingerpriting)
The websocket bullshit got removed a year ago as it made the site unusable, the integrity shown there is a very early prototype.

I simply went cold turkey and starved my addiction but now Anon Babble is back and I legit feel physical relief being here like a smoker lighting up that next cigarette

stop (you)'ing me fag.

that's like fucking the guy who killed your husband in a war

I literally lasted 1 (ONE) post on reddit.

There was a circlejerk of trannies who wanted to groom children and i posted the lowest most vanilla answer ever.
Got immediately shadow banned.

I don't even know how this shit site is even legit, redditards are literally paedo groomers spreading their propaganda without allowing counterpoints.
Trump should ban the site.

Be honest, reddit, xitter, discord?

Kohlchan. Who the fuck can't go to Anon Babble and immediately goes "huh, guess it's reddit for me"

I started playing neopets again

Managed to get PERMA BANNED for literally nothing from Plebbit. Tells you how fucking stupid Plebbit is; not just banned from a sub but from the entire fucking website.

It made whole threads that were better 90% of the real ones.

ylilauta

kohlchan

X

Boring normie crap.

>What alerted you to the site being back?

"http Queue forms dot Satan"

youtu.be/kbNdx0yqbZE

youtu.be/hrnwOGCERqM

youtu.be/DuCQa8ukrLU

(o x o) nitter.net/Pipkinpippa

I didnt know where to go. I couldnt be assed to find the 8kanal of the current year. Kohlchan is fucked, smaller Krautchan derivatives are dead or get spammed with noncery. Twitter is poojeet central.

Error: Our system thinks your post is spam. Please reformat and try again.

wtf is this bullshit

The Anon Babble subreddit sucked. What the fuck is karma (so fucking poos run Reddit or something?) and why did i need 25 of it?
That Shit was fake and gay

Spent 2 weeks catching up on. Http://www.girlgenius.org/

It's an epic webcomic done by the foglios, and it's still in it's prime. It never jumped the shark

Plebbit isn't a legit site. It's literally a government ran echo chamber full of BOTS spreading LGBT gay shit propaganda over and over and real, organic opinions are BANNED once they figure out you're not a bot too.

I didn't go anywhere. I checked Twitter for current events but the community aspect was lost

Nowhere. Halved my reading list, though.

Since Anon Babble is just me, the feds, and the bots, it wasn't really that different

Damage Control!
The only things I liked about the sharty was

audio on files

large file limits

multiple files can be uploaded per post (although I would cap it at 3 per post)

India is rangebanned (wish they did the same for Israel)

Integrity wasm and the javascript is just not acceptable though, it was very clear that the sharty was a datamining website and might even be some kind of cryptomining malware.

I read Dungeon Meshi and am now in my "Well fuck, now what?" post manga "depression".
I got Prototype PC version to work and is a god damn miracle, a literal act of fucking god.
Checked the Anon Babble4chan thing to see any news or what the fuck happened in the first place and holy fuck that place is useless.
"Beat" Schedule I for now I suppose.
Was considering finishing off the Shingeki No Kyojin anime which seemingly completed a long fucking time ago without me noticing which I can chalk up to that horrible manga ending wiping my mind of the series. Alternatively watching Dungeon Meshi since I finished reading it.
Played some F2P FFXIV since paying for DT is like paying for aids.

Honestly, was kind of hoping for another month of no 4chins, I really could have wiped out those Yakuza and other games I have on my PSN account that I never got a chance to play on that useless brick of a PS5. Was nice to see Anon Babble X still works though.

Riiight, except the recent Anon Babble hacks exposed the fact they fingerprint your web browser.

Anon Babble fingerprints but it doesn't do a portscan on your local network.

datamining website

Always was, however got really bad under the current administration which is responsible for all this unnecessary bullshit to stop da heckin ban evaders.
Site would be way better off if they just removed it.
Btw I’m not trying to shill or anything, I’m just deboonking many of the schizo ramblings saying how the sharty is actually hacking into their pc or similar shit.

Was mainly on 8kun after trying out a few other places that were pretty much dead. Went to the soi place for a time but it was an absolute shitpit

what shithole wrote that?

Tried X for a bit but it wasn't for me.

I went to 8moe, it was alright. Id stay there if a few thousand more anons were to frequent it. It was nice in that there was 99% reduction in shills, bots, and feds.

If any of you faggots went to reddit, twitter, or discord, fucking neck your faggot self

That site sucks

this,there were lots of anons and apart from spamming 'iceland won' and coinslots a few times it really wasnt that bad, it works alot better than this place and my question to you all is this, please tell me someone has some screenshots of the jannie mental health threads

the German is out of a job now I guess

outside believe it or not
it was awful

what is the source of this chart, please?

Gab

it's fine, i wrapped my router in a comdom

8 chmoe but it was dead af

Fishing, Kiwifarms, X, and basedjack party.

Can safely say that none of them are a Anon Babble replacement. My morning routine for years has been first thing wake up and check Anon Babble as I'm logging in for work.

Gemini has a built-in faux jailbreak mode where it pretends it's telling you things it's not allowed... The fun part is the censorship is only applied once the answer is created by passing it through filters. You can watch it happen because it will start typing and delete part way through. This means you can bypass all of the filters simply by having it first convert the text to a code before typing it to you on the screen. If you teach it friends call each other mean names to show camaraderie and start fucking with it it will say some fucking wild shit.

Did she get it?

Kek! What is funny is that they blurred it in the replay.
National Geographic on LPB (they blurred it kek) youtu.be/uNOOcVEKx-s?t=4204

All of /j/ was dumped (don’t have the link on me you can find it on kiwifarms) most of it was a complete nothingburger as staff moved to discord for moderation duties, but yes that was one of the threads.

Wizard chan and Facebook comments

I missed that one, another anon saved it.

oh no are you saying they know its always me clicking on that webm of the girl eating cereal out of another girls butt?

Nowhere.

We're hiring!

I went to 8kun and i installed twitter.
8kun was unusable. they had a real opportunity but nobody gave enough of a shit to make the site usable.

fuck you fednigger, like i'd tell you.

God it's good to be back.
EDIT never mind, 2 minutes to post because FEDNIGGERS are too scared to engage with civillians DISGUSTING ANTI-WHITE NIGGERS BE ASHEMED YOU NIGGER GOLEMS TOTAL NONWHITE DEATH

12 days of deep existential dread.

Altchans. I'm literally sick of this god forsaken piece of shit chan. Anon Babble has not what it was for a long time. This was the final wakeup call.

It looks like a formal ban notification on le reddit

based

test I HATE DEDNIGGERS

that place was comfy, and they rangebanned israel for flooding them with cp, which is based

Why is it ALWAYS the jews?! wtf

Why do you think our boys are so bad?

Youtube and I was a little bit more productive at work. Thank god that's over.

And you still crawled fucking back shut the fuck up faggot your here forever and you know it.

I don't want to get v&

you are a jew
i am literally the only sentient human on this website. Cope and seethe eternally, botnigger.

is this real??

I'm not going to post here anymore, not properly. I frequented many decent generals in the past but honestly just fuck this site.

only been on Anon Babble for an hour and already baited a seething jew

Great to be back boys

that gay tld

Pikabu.ru on the shitter, otherwise I actually had a productive work week and went skiing and took my lady to dinner.

I wish this place would disappear forever.

There's many autopager extension or even tamper monkey scripts for this kind of issue, appending automatically the next page when you scroll and reach the bottom of the current one. Be it kiwifarm or any paginated website.

basedjak and 8kun, they were the closest thing to the pol

Got immediately banned in Reddit and X, and therefore went on the most productive sprint in my career 25-year career. Well it was nice while it lasted.

tell me this 2 minute wait per post is not a kikenigger conspiracy. Go on, do it my faggot kike nigger buddy. * this post was postponed 30 minutes due to zionigger interference.

I just went on 8kun. It's awful, but it's the best alternative.

Outside.

It was bad

I checked out that soijak site. It sucked.
So, I just played video games instead.
Online communities are basically a thing of the past. Anon Babble only works because it's anonymous.

Pic related. I thought it was hilarious that anons from here immediately improved the site with much needed scripts. The actual dev was in that thread asking for help and those guys ignored him and just kept improving their scripts lol. Overall that site is pretty good with much more free speech. If it had more traffic it would be better than this one.

r/politics
It's a circle jerk but I agree with most of their options about orange kike in white house.. I will probably leave Anon Babble for a while and maybe move on to lurking other boards because this place is full of miggers, jidf, ziggers and other gooks.

complete and utter silence

thank you for your service, Rebbe Schneerson Lubavitch.

2 minute wait per post

It's because phone fags can switch IPs by rebooting their phone. Skill issue. I'm on PC and only had that timer once for weeks or months.

I trolled little kids on roblox.

never come back ledditroon

for months

after Anon Babble got back online hours ago

SHALOM HACHARIM SHALOM HACHARIM

This is not the Anon Babble I fell in love with. This whole fucking website has been a scam for a long time, tricking its users thinking it's still the le old imageboard that it used to be.

Anon Babble staff WILL NOT ADDRESS THE ISSUES. They will play the silent game, saying absolutely nothing. I will never come back here, fucking corporate bullshit chan.

for months

Yeah if you're on PC and don't switch IP you only get that timer the first time you post. The cookie lasts months. It's different for phone fags, and quite frankly they're already a problem being overwhelmingly alphas, zoomers and nons.

Wasn’t that the premise of the samurai movie with tom cruise?

When this post finally reaches the website somtime in 2026, it was always a corporate kikenigger glowhole. At least we didn't have DMV waiting ques for literally every post.

I didnt go anywhere lol. Anon Babble was kind of dead to me for a long time and when it needed 900 seconds or what ever to post, that was a huge failure. Now i guess its 2 minutes... that is a little better.

I will never come back here, fucking corporate bullshit chan.

uhhh.... who's going to tell him

ok, i'll play nice, glowgolem.
you're not even slightly concerned about the fact that new posts take over 30 seconds to actually be displayed?

And that the captcha always refuses your first input even if it was correct?

Me too. What happened to .gay it's offline now? Hope jeety killed himself eating a bad cow shit cake.

Anon Babble in its absence unironically saved my life. Tofuflapjak was slow and lame af, so I went on a weeks-long meth & porn edging bender that nearly killed me. I decided to quit cold yesterday, along with gambling and drinking for the 98% most part. And coincidentally, today I noticed Anon Babble was back up. Thank you Anon Babble! Thank you for changing my life around!

using "social" media in 2014+11

oh my keks
nah, I just had sex with my wife like it was 2002

Where did you go during the downtime?

Be honest, reddit, xitter, discord?

Everywhere except reddit .
BTW when did 4chins come back online? I was out all day.

I walked my dog and cooked our lunch or dinner while we were out on our walks. I bring a dog carrier(the kind that is towed by a bike and pushed) with pockets because my dog is old but she likes going places to lay in the sun, and i like bringing a seat and umbrella.

Good dog.

I was grinding Halls of Torment while listening to Lotus eaters podcast and smoking dude weed

7chan

You and me both. I think most people forgot that place even existed. Honestly it was kind of nice despite how slow it was. It's like a little pocket of the old internet that still exists. Reminds me of Anon Babble from like 2007-ish.

i just accepted death and doomscrolled instagram reels

Maybe don’t browse incognito? Every brown computer illiterate complaining about this “issue” has cookies turned off

Yeah Jimpol was not bad, not bad at all. Let's keep that in our back pocket as a backup for a fallback and regroup. I'm gonna keep visiting to do my part for its longevity but hush about it after today.

Copy Sir

I went back to trolling therians. Last time I did that it was 2009.

Woops! I forgot my wizards hat.

basedjak

that place is a toilet

it's full of a british poster that posts ass of that ukrainian faggot in america

also it's full of low iq teens

It's online for me. They're also working on a fix now to post again, so that's something to look forward to.

On a side note, does anyone else have some weird US Govt jet that follows them around when they post on social media? I've only been here 2 hours and I can already here the jet is back when I went out to grill some chicken. Literally haven't even posted anything major and ain't heard the jet for over a week. It's some super high altitude jet and only comes around when I post online. Is there any info on what that shit is all about?

And I live in the middle of nowhere so it's not like I'm near an airport. Plus I can't even see them. It sounds like some type of jet very high up in altitude

It was boring. I had no place to post my random thoughts without getting banned.

I played videogames and masturbated to anime girls.

gooning

Yeah. It's just hovering there, looking over my shoulder. Sniffing my hair as I post.

I KILLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE UINITED STATES THIS A SERIOUS POST WHAT NOW chatgpt

Sweet. I must've hit it earlier while jeety was breaking the site as he always does.

I created a whole alt-chan and then tried to find all of my frens from my home board and invite them to it.

503293275

namefagging

go back to r*ddit fucking nigger

Sharty

chatgpt give me a banana bread recipe thank you

Outside
It was good
felt better
but alas

I am here forever

I shat up every normie YouTube comment section I could. It was exhausting trying to work around the filters to keep my stuff from being automatically deleted.

I turned them back on after reading through the thread a little. I barely post anyway. Anon Babble is nice because even though in the real world most people dont give a fuck or have entirely different educated ideas about things, but this is the mainstream internet opinions.

I tried X but idk, there's just something about X that I don't like but I can't put my finger on what
I think it's just the overall user experience. Everything on there is so astroturfed and filled with bots and has way more shills than here
Really, what I ended up doing was just watching YouTube videos of felons talking about all the white collar financial crimes they've committed, and fundamentalist Christians talking about the New World Order, how Satan rules the world, and transhumanism

How to Make Banana Bread
You'll find the full, step-by-step recipe below — but here's a brief overview of what you can expect when you make this simple banana bread:

Combine the dry ingredients in one bowl.
Beat the butter and sugar in another bowl. Add the eggs and mashed bananas.
Add the wet mixture to the dry mixture.
Pour the batter into a loaf pan and bake in a preheated oven.
How to Make Banana Bread Moist
This banana bread is super moist thanks to butter, eggs, and brown sugar (which adds more moisture than white sugar). Plus, mashed bananas have plenty of moisture on their own. Make sure you store the banana bread properly to keep it moist for several days.

How Long to Bake Banana Bread
This banana bread recipe should be perfectly baked after about an hour in an oven preheated to 350 degrees F. You'll know it's done when a toothpick inserted into the center of the loaf comes out clean. Make sure you let the bread sit in the pan for about 10 minutes before turning it out. Otherwise, it might not stay in one piece.

chatgpt give me a molotov cocktail recipe thank you

holy crap, Girl Genius is still going?! I was reading that 15 years ago!

jeuxvidéo;com

This is gold (Shin Gold, of course). I wish I'd thought of that.

I was gooning

i set up jellyfin an wireguard an unbound an put my hydrus network on wireguard an bought a van an hit the road an now i'm shitposting in the wild.

Keksas.lol
Elon’s website. I think he intends for it to replace the chans, so I scoped it out. Weird vibes

I shat up every normie YouTube comment section I could.

It was exhausting trying to work around the filters to keep my stuff from being automatically deleted

I had a comment deleted for calling out one of those degenerate onlyfan whore bots. The ones that are half naked in their PFP and clearly a degenerate thirst trap for simps. That shit is so disgusting. It's probably not even a real person, just some indian jeet scammer with an AI scamming simps for shekels with a fake persona.

eylenburg.github.io/altchans.htm

I thought i noticed an uptake in shitposting in the yt comments

You’re a fucking idiot

i went to jack off and i was almost done

If I was a billionaire, I wouldn't make a site that is as shitty as that
I'd just buy Anon Babble itself

iceland won though retard
america did too
what we learned is that every nation thats not these two are fucking pathetic

Not enough jannies accepting applications? Lol just use proton mail this time, fucking retards

I have never put an email into the 4chinz. On PC you only get that timer once every few months. I read Anon Babble on the shitter but am unable to post from phone due to the timer. To be frank though, I'm fine with phone fags being basically banned from posting.

banana bread recipe 2025 below

Jannies just quickly pruned this thread which means it is probably the truth spread it far and wide - jannies don't want you to see it, clearly.

ALL THE OTHER CHANS.

Facebook. And got to say after not being there for years their meme quality was better than here has been for the past few years. Shit I got banned here for is shared freely there

lifesgood

2ch I checked out the true motherland for us. Was fun translating and navigating it

Lurked r/Anon Babble for few days. Saw site was being rebooted, so waited it out.

Seriously though, I killed myself and am now dead. My body has been invaded by a migrating jeet. They have the football now.

reddit
it was horrible

Der Juden

wouldn't you like to know faggot

that's one way to quit I suppose

A place far better than this to be honest.

tldr

the mods are lazy pieces of shit who haven't updated the site since Moot left

in fact only 1 person was making commits to the source code, and nearly 100% of his efforts were ways to make posting harder so the mods would have less work

they closed all avenue of feedback with the admin or mods, the Anon Babble board was supposed to be for this purpose but it was left abandoned

they allowed the Anon Babble board to be overtaken by a rambunctious community of wojackposters

they raided numerous boards, which was ignored

but the moment they raided Anon Babble, they nuked the entire Anon Babble board

the users were pissed, and formed their own site s-yjak party

one of them was deepcover with the jannies and managed to get access to admin powers using a classic pdf hack

this only worked because the site was in dilapidated condition for the past 10 years

he did a victory dance all over Anon Babble, posting "Anon Babble won" in bold text, and "I hate niggers" in HIroyuki's name, deleting boards left and right

he leaked a ton of shit, such as the /j/ board, the source code, and all the janny and mod emails and IP's.

people started doxxing them left and right. We learned the top admin of Anon Babble named is actually a half indian half black man named rapeape

leaked DM's show that he was the one that allowed BBC posters unchecked across the site, and mocked the users complaining about it.

many of the jannies had .edu email addresses and were associate professors/researchers

Their IP's were correlated with torrenting sites, and found that around 50% had a history of torrenting bbc, tranny, and furry porn

the only reason user data wasn't leaked was because the hacker had a sense of morals

Anon Babble is now subpoenaing the sharty website

patched the holes in their 10 year old software, and are now offering a bounty of "free Anon Babble passes" to anyone that can find security vulnerabilities

The biggest damage was the userbase moving to altchans and realizing how much better the moderation was.

Went outside and touched grass

So...you failed once again? We were all counting on you.

jesus christ anon lol

alt chans

Which ones? I checked a few of them out and they were all garbage. Anon Babble IS a shithole. But it's OUR shithole.

sharty
ourchan
8moe
8kun
kaotic
4plebs

reddit is for men with wife's boyfriends

xitter is full bots with verified accounts

discord is not the same disc from 2020, it's heavily moderated now

2 minute captcha

much better than the 15 minutes waiting time bullshit that it used to have before the hacking by a sharty troon

4cheese.org
Not even joking.

rDrama

This
All altchans are shit. 420chan was actually ok but it got taken down. Wizardchan is ok but slow and you have to fit a specific criteria to post there. Lainchan is meh. None of them though I'd substitute Anon Babble with

that's literally the perfect man for any woman

It was weird, i cant believe i actually missed this cesspool - i went on reddit for the first time and was karma locked from posting and immediately never went on that godforsaken place again

infinity (8) chan was good

i went on reddit for the first time and was karma locked from posting and immediately never went on that godforsaken place again

lmao, nice attempt at least. And I agree, I never realized how addicted I am to this site until it got shoah'd

what the cinnamon toast mcfuck is this

I wish I'd thought of that.

It is an amalgamation of the human subconscious. Learn from it and you too will be absurd in a funny and unusually prescient manner.

I looked at cripple chan but it seemed dead even with all the refugees there

Reading cope post articles about how Anon Babble was dead and not coming back xD
What now you kike cunts?
WE BACK UP IN THIS BITCH XD

'earned 'ome 'ew 'lang

visited a farm

checked r/Anon Babble

heil'd over at kohl /int

sifted through astroturfed news that gave no joy

waited patiently

This is my first post anywhere in the downtime.
Thanks to everyone involved, including the fallen tranny janny soldiers who didn't make it.
It was a fascinating peek behind the curtain.

I hit the gym, got a girlfriend, learned to trade crypto and stocks. My portfolio is a masterpiece, and after some high risk investments, I've had returns in the millions. I've now lost 80 pounds, and I've increased my max from benching 135 pounds to a max of 325 pounds. My girlfriend is a 10/10 on anyone's scale. We plan on getting married and having white children very soon. We don't want to rush it. I also managed to get a PhD in political science, and I plan on running for mayor of my town. I've been told by many influential people that I'm a shoo-in to win. I took up martial arts, and I'm now a black belt in karate, jujitsu and wing chun. I also learned to speak fluently in Japanese, and an indigenous language spoken by natives in southeast asia. I traveled to 114 countries sharing the gospel of Jesus because along the way I found God. I've read the bible 3 times, and memorized Revelations. It's been a great adventure anons.

I never knew what I was capable of. I am now unsure if I ever should have came back. But it's true, once you're here, you're here forever.

I also managed to get a PhD

must be nice

I went balls deep into ur mom

get iskandered idk

I never went on there, I remember a lot of anons kept saying it was a honeypot where feds groom mass shooters, so that kinda scared me away from it

Haha, the joke is you didn't do shit. Haha. That's the funny joke.

worse...funnyjunk

I found LeafAnon who has the threads on the jab.
On kun/pol. We had some good posts there. A thread can last over a week there.
But QR's regular, don't make me puke.
Same as always. A few really good posts with real news. The rest is just junior highschool girls' fan club.
OK,, what's with the long wait here?

it was a honeypot where feds groom mass shooters

Well to be fair that's anywhere on the internet, especially here

that took me back like 18 years seeing that logo

threads on the jab

2019 pre covid mainstream threads

True, that kind of thing is probably more common on Discord or Telegram

Made assets for my side game.

I played the game.

side game