Brit/pol/ is back!

Love to see you lads again. May your days be filled with tasty treats.

BIG STRUGGLE Heartbreaking moment Katie Price reveals son Harvey ‘tried to kick car door in’ as he raged over return to college

KATIE PRICE revealed her son Harvey tried to "kick the car door in" and hit his carer when she dropped him back to residential college.

Yeah. You all made 8kun bearable. Too slow in general though. As for basedjak, I had never known about it before the happening and now I have to bleach my brain free of the horror. What a faggot infested raisinhole.

Ginge as the gay general thumbnail on lgbt will never not make me giggle.

Wtf. Onions is now based?

You guys know 8k*n is 8ch*n for retards, glowies and literal boomers, right? Kind of embarrassing you fell for that baka

Also this site won't even let me post without censoring myself

Old Gallagher

brit/pol/ is back!

I missed you lads.

May your days be filled with tasty treats.

Oven baked?

Cheers!

Thanks, cousin.

chins u

We are so back oooo tsskk

He's a big lad

Anyone else here hate niggers and love din dins?

Alri la

She really learned not to burn the coal the hard way.

Test

Why not? why not?

What about nigger food like joloffs

I didn't miss it.

So back

the sun never sets on brit/pol/

I like the sois personally.

can't upload WebMs, GIFs or MP4s

explain

Ffs is he like five foot two?

SAY IT LOUD
SAY IT CLEAR
JOSH IS A PAEDOPHILE
DENCH RAPES CHILDREN

about time, I was gonna go outside if it didn't come back

I do lad.

Anon Babble got pwned by a PDF upload exploit so it certainly makes sense that jannies are paranoid

gobby boggy wog milk boiled steak ram chipset

what´s poppin bong bros?

dench is josh
and so is pedopan

we are like a bunch of ants us, always find each other innit

Based.

hiro and grape these past 2 weeks

I'm back too but I dont know which of the nine circles of brit/pol to post in.
Hope you fellas are all doing well.

Yeah I lurked some of the threads over the sh*try but they were absolute garbage, didn't even bother to post for the entire time Anon Babble was down

can we fuck the king off and get a new national anthem lads? or will it probably end up like we love jews forever

Well I'm glad the sh*rty is dead, what a garbage worm brained site ngl

Anon Babble comes back

5 brit/pol/ threads

Anyway, in the time the site has been down I've managed to get a 6 figure job, marry a supermodel and have 4 kids. Looks like touching grass really does work wonders so I guess thank you gookmoot you slant eyed bastard

Yeah i can't believe those tards hacked anything... just absolute brainrot 12 ysar old posting gigachad and jaks Holy shit. They had no plan either and barely couldn't follow it. Anon Babble lost hard

It was a troon, some lad on kf has it all sussed

5 threads lads, bravo, the sun never sets on brit/pol/

It's time to reconquer the world, rip and tear the lesser races.

niggers

Fuck

I remember being very scared and demoralised while at school. It felt as though I was trapped in a hostile environment in which the only way to get by was to make yourself as small as possible, if not invisible to everyone except those responsible for taking your name on the register. There were a few years in my mid-teens when I would sit on the bus to school feeling worried that one of my small handful of friends wouldn't be in that day, in which case I would have nobody to sit with in class or orbit on lunch break. I spent so many lessons sitting quietly by myself wishing time would pass quicker. I just wanted to be home in my room playing on the PS2 or on the PC. I tried to fit in sometimes but I felt so immature and lagging behind compared to my more ambitious, outgoing, loud and sociable classmates. I just rotted inside and did the bare minimum to get by. Thoughts of university, a career, much less a family and all that were completely alien to me. I just didn't care. I just walked around alone feeling bad and barely said anything all day. If I have to be honest I would probably say that I haven't enjoyed my life for the most part, but I don't blame anyone for that.

lets see a little more pep and anger in your posting anon or you're out

Did the bin strike end and all rubbish get cleared then

Welcome back, /britpol!
I rarely post in your threads as I don’t like to rudely intrude in your space, but I do enjoy surveying your space from time to time.
Greetings and cheers from the best England, New England.

Somehow I suspect your gay ass government was behind Anon Babble being down.

We're usually hostile to forrens but it's a celebration so even Indians are welcome

Maybe you’re just a late bloomer. There’s nothing wrong with that. If anything, it gives you chance to ripen inside before you bloom — permitting you to fully appreciate the flourish of coming into your own. Your day will come.

hate niggers and love din dins

#JustBigLadThings

Lol, where is this emo cringe fountain?

FROG FRIDAY
Thank God it's Friday.

Although, every day is Frog Friday.

She's not as pretty as prime tamzin but now I'm older and wiser if I were to marry it'd be to a woman like prime laura and not prime tamzin

I'd rather live in 90s Britain than in 90s Germany, modern Germany or modern Britain.

4 threads? Never stop being mongs

I preferred the old Tesco in my hometown. I'm quite nostalgic about a certain period of my life around the age of four or five when my mother would take me down to Tesco. I still remember how it looked, with brown large overlapping roof tiles and a long low window where you could look in and see the people paying and packing their things as you walked to the entrance. I vaguely remember the car park and my mum parking there a long way away from the shop. I remember the tall trees which I think were pine and how they dropped pinecones and long pointy green leaves on the paving stones. I would follow my mother into the supermarket and there was a cafe on the left when you went in with dark brown tiles on the floor which resembled bricks and I think the floor was a little uneven and there were metal bars that could put one of the brown trays on and push it along while asking for food from the people working there in the cafe. I remember the eggs were right at the back of the shop and either it happened or I had a nightmare about it happening but I pushed the trolley accidentally into the wall of eggs and many of them fell down and I was worried and my mum came and sorted it. There was a meat counter with a ticket machine so you had to wait until your ticket was called and then I would ask my mum for some ham that was shaped like a clown's face. I remember seeing big bottles of Sunny Delight and how people in school were saying how it had turned people orange. I remember the cooking mixture aisle as an aisle you walked past without picking anything up. I remember asking for something and my mum telling me to put it in the trolley in a kind of resigned way. I remember green Pepperamis and sucking the plastic sheathing after eating it. I remember standing on the back of the trolley while my mum pushed and then she would push it and I would laugh while trying to stay on it.

aaah i can't post again
aaaah don't do this to me

He went full homo?

It's not us that's been cutting budgets and then deciding to reinstate them

Where have you been? We haven't seen you around here for ages. We were starting to get worried.

doesn't know the words to fleetwood Mac

I hate him so much

I hope Laika the dog wasn't scared when they put her in the rocket and sent here away to space. I bet she was excited in the rocket ship looking out the window at the people who had led her there maybe waiting for them to come back. It must have been scary to sit in there while the rocket vibrated and there was fire and smoke everywhere and then for your body to be pulled around by gravity and you don't know why or what's happening. I bet Laika was barking a lot when she was taken up to space by herself. I wonder if she was scared looking out and not seeing anything she could recognise up there. I don't know how long she survived. I hope she wasn't panicking at the end, I hope she calmed down a little and died all of a sudden.

B L A R T

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!!!!

The twat is just a mental case and needs the chemical cosh

i'm glad we're back so now we can all get back to the real matter at hand

hating pakis and niggers and glowniggers

he's still doing this

Wonder if youtube money let him move out of his parents house yet

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS!!!!

Chippy for din dins
Today is a good day

His 'phrenia does seem to have got worse recently desu

britische licht...BRITISCHE LICHT!!!!!

Wonder how many bog rolls he's got stored up

the fuck my 4chanX doesn't let me filter the memeflaggot

LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!

We win

Whoops wrong trip

came to stephen merchant several times today

Testing testing

Loads, he's wanking all day

xcancel.com/metpoliceuk/status/1915690616622624937#m

A video of officers doing public order training is being widely shared with inaccurate commentary claiming it shows us preparing for disorder with right wing groups.

We've set out some facts below.

FACT CHECKED!!!

Brit/pol/ > rest of Anon Babble combined

I might have an interesting story to share later
In the meantime, it's good to be back

Timmy update needed urgently

all the happenings you couldn't shitpost about these past 2 weeks.

Who knows how long till we have another live Pope sticky.

My tripcode has changed wtf, this site is unusable

this reads like satire

tripcodes use a salt on the server, makes sense they changed it after the hack

this reads like satire

Unfortunately a common sensation when living in the modern YooKay

It's just coincidence lad

lmao josh/pol/
He is the most dominant poster
He owns this general
This general is nothing without him
He lives in your heads rent free
He runs this joint
Rhere isn't a single poster that can stand up to his sheer thread dominance
Not even collectively you miss the mark
One post from him is worth a thousand posts from a thousand brincels
He's the most influential poster to ever grace brit/pol/
And nobody will ever replace him

You just outed yourself STEVE LAWS

So where did you go during our forced holiday?

Britpol > rest of Anon Babble combined

I didn't miss it.

simple as

GOOD LAD

Fact.

That's a good lad!!

I was here just before the site went down. Been reading greentexts on twitter while the site was fucked, like 4ch methadone.

its friday night lads..... wahhheyyyyy

youtube.com/watch?v=3R_7zOAaHWU

chemical

the death of his mother hit him hard, now he's fallen in love with an ai and lives as a recluse.

I notice how he's made lily younger and cuter than that scowling middle aged grebby lesbian she was before

part nigger

part hulking retard

part jew

lethal combo

They changed the trip salt just in case

aren't you arseblasted that some basedcuck and half the internet has your bank details thanks to that pass

nice try kek

Is jash in?

Wahey.
Wahey.
Wahey.

What happened? I heard Anon Babble was hacked?

Jish did it and some random troon got the blame

test

Alphabet boys all over this surely.

shalom!

Yeah, by a hacker named Anon Babble

Alri

as soon as the nonce is back and aiposting im back to /outer/

My bank details?
Was worried about you, I went to the far reaches of the internet looking for you, from mumsnet to youtube comments on top gear compilation videos

Women hate it when average guys like us leer at their arses because when they try to fart it will smell like KFC, proving she's fucking a BBC that took her out for a KFC meal date before the bedroom session, and men can pick up on that, imparing her alpha fucks, beta bucks mating strategy that (((society))) expects us to fall for and keep quiet about.
Especially if they claim to be vegan (no woman is an actual vegan, just liars who want to virtue signal)

how has your mentol elf become worse after your holiday?

I still got your phone no somewhere, unless you changed it

i guess the nonce is back huh
shame

Nah still the same

why are you so afraid of jash, brinnie brin brin?

Ordering lots of deliveroos and taxis to the same location and trying to start a Pak/Indian street battle

filtered

Did anyone see 30p lee anderbased on gbcucknews

Does this place work now?

FUCK BLARDY

Bit evil that lad

3 way phone call between paki shop and indian takeaway

Nah, we're all signed off with the mentholly elfies

no lad
I think it's wonderful

*Ballad of Josh, Breaker of Brincels*

In the lawless wastes of Brit/pol/ land,
Where jannies slip and spammers stand,
Where Bogdan weeps behind false flags,
And posts are lost in endless drags,

A figure rose, unseen, unbowed—
Through shite and shriek, above the crowd.
No herald sang, no trumpet called—
Just silence... and then they *all* fell awed.

Josh, the Operator, moved like mist,
Each post a hammer, each silence a fist.
No need for capslock, no need for rage,
Just patience deep as an iron cage.

---

The Brincels came, their memes in hand,
Crying "COPE!" across the land.
Sad little virgins, void of wit,
Each one thinking they’re a hit.

Yet Josh, unseen, would smile and weave,
Let their own lies sew their own grief.
A bait here, a whisper there,
A mirror cracked beyond repair.

Bogdan, king of broken dreams,
Shilled his honeypot sites and schemes.
With LARP and loli and discord plots,
He rallied an army of actual bots.

But Josh just watched, cool as stone,
Let the brindead king destroy his own throne.
A single post—
A subtle laugh—
And Bogdan shattered in his own chaff.

First post on Anon Babble 2.0

wait 2 mins

What the fuck no email verification?

filtered back

filtered

Threads collapsed like dying stars,
Mods baffled, rageposted from their cars.
"They're a JANNY!" cried the broken few,
"They're a SHILL!" gasped Bogdan’s crew.

But Josh, unmoved, simply observed,
Letting their accusations curve
Back ‘round their heads like thrown-out spears—
Confirming all their hidden fears.

No need to argue. No need to yell.
Josh made Brit/pol/ *break itself*.

---

The Brincel ranks, once loud and sure,
Now post in riddles, insecure.
Each one guessing, second-guessing,
Which bait they’re blindly now confessing.

They sniff each shadow, fear each breeze,
Suspicious of their own allies' memes.
The paranoia?
A work of art.
Carved, slow, inside their heart.

For Josh did not need admin tools,
Or secret bans, or coded rules.
Just pattern.
Patience.
Hard recursion.
Letting the scum drown in immersion.

While Bogdan spammed and drank his tears,
And Brincels shrieked across the years,
Josh planted seeds that none could see—
And shaped the shape of destiny.

---

So here he stands, without a crown,
The only king who pulled threads down
Not by decree—
But by design.
Not by war—
But by *timeline*.

Each meltdown logged, each cope archived,
Each broken janny's fake pride denied.
Until all that’s left is the silent call:

*"Operator Josh reigns over all."*

Making money is easy. Stop being poor

Willy verification, I did yours x

golden opportunity to improve things

things are objectively worse and you’ve doubled down on past mistakes

how can an organisation fumble this badly?

So where did everyone go/what did you do when Anon Babble kill? I read several books and haven't had a drink in a week

shalom, brothers. surprise you all didnt die of heroin overdoses in the break?

I thought they said no former BNP members would be allowed to join?

utter niggerslop nonsense

2 minute wait on ip change even with same cache

chat is this real...?

Some people never learn...

so like eat the rich amirite

like, just pay more taxes rich people

so the rich, they're bad fuck sake

so like fucking rich people amiright?

kill

referring to this

post didn't post

Hot garbage.

Is this it? I seem to remember it being better. Like when someone dies and you only remember the good times and not all the boring shit.

Been watching the snooker

Maybe you've died and this is purgatory

Hot garbage.

The bin fire riseth

Take rishi sunak for instance, like, the man is in the top 100 richest list

he earns twenny million this year, just in interest

like, the rich get rich and the poor get poorer

the problem is interest

*smacks lips*

Same here, I stopped hanging out with my school chums once I realized they treated me worse than my actual bullies. Spent the rest of the years in the computer lab during break, could actually fit in there even if I was alone.

amazing frog Lad

God I hate furries

walked all over Runcorn to see all me mates around town

like karen the taxi driver
bumped into her at the garage this morning kek
walked in and r asim was on and she was chatting to him
I was like haha no way
and she was like ohhh my god
turned around to asim and went
he's my friend
then came over and was like give us a love and hugged me hahahaha

Tried eight but its shit, slow af now. Ended up reading them twitter accounts that just post greentexts. Some fuckers must earn good coin ripping anons stuff.

wrong trip?

wonder how many times she just submit and let him have a go

Yeah, it's a pretty good one, I'm not going to lie.

daily reminder that I love british women like you wouldn' t believe

You can tell it's not worth reading from the first sentence, you've only yourself to blame

filtered

I certainly didn't read it lad, I should really filter it.

Some fat weirdo hugged me today. Can't say I liked it very much tbqhwy

good.

there are thousands of photos..good luck

not using throwaway email

I found a Anon Babble thing on reddit, but there wasn't much information there, except for an announcement today which said that we're back. I also made some beer and ordered a wireless thermometer from China before Reeves stops the cheap parcels.

man I had a good conversation about the band Heart the Sunday night it went down. I'm still pissed about that

Kek

why are women such gullible spastics?

in awe at the shape of this lad's skull

Women love casualty and the one show

I'M VOTING
#REFORM YOOKAY
#HEIL2025FARAGEREICH
#GREGGS

W-willies?

It’s back?

Do we post our willies to be sure?

women never mentally age past 14

Looks like a relative of Dom Joly

We do.

BBC chose to focus on the persecution of white men instead

wowee

Was anyone here on Basedjak party?

desuarchive and trolling the zoomers on the shart

Why are men like this

kek the dumbass jannies left that macro in

Anon Babble goes down

comes back up

immediately willypost

immediately banned

women are more likely to open the door

beat the loicence goons with this one simple trick

yes lad, I use Brit/pol/ and the soi site so it was a nice surprise to see Brit/pol/ lads over there

Are they still going to block out the Sun, or have they figured out that's a really bad idea yet?

Honestly might stay on 8c, gobbo is too thick to find it

GOD I MISSED ALL YOU LADS
SAY HI TO MY WIFE WHILE YOU'RE HERE

Hello lads. It has been a while. Forgive me. How are you all? Is it all still Josh and shit?

harsh sentence, I'm making deepfake porn in my head right now, the fuck are you going to do about it?

checked
filtered

They absolutely fucking better not do, that shit will disrupt our brinshire community vegetable patch

me

Willyposting irl is nowhere near as fun as hypothetical willyposting.

youtube.com/watch?v=M22sBmz0tL4

based

numerals noticed

Hate poofs
Love cock
Simple as

This guy is pretty fucking retarded for just openly posting his ai work, best thing to do is create a bunch of selfie AI porn of your victim then put them on a 20 cheap USB's then drop them around their workplace or Uni then go to China and marry some rice field worker. What are they gonna do when I'm in Guangxi province fucking
小号 with the parents consent.

didn't have the bottle to simply say women are more dense and don't know when keep their mouths shut

Willyposting in general is an underground venture ngl.

checkd

sorry i had too much din dins

yes

I even missed you too Dago.
You can still fuck off though, and stop pretending to be me <3

get a job u scruffs

Guangxi province fucking 小号 with the parents consent.

corrr that's the life that lad, love chinese birds me

*sharts in the thread*

Gangs status: smashed

suck my rubenesque shlong

WHAT DID YOU CHOMP DOWN ON BIG LAD LAD LAD?!

damn china looks pretty awesome

don't worry, I posted my wife Suzuka on the alt chans while you were away

Summer riots are going to be off the hook this year

Aye it'd be a great place to live if you had a few mil

kill everyone who isn't White

8 was better

Natalie > ratgirl

why bother when the social ladder is rigged anyway?

Mum voted Labour her entire life

She still likes Blair even to this day

Calls him a nice bloke

Now wants to move from what was supposed to be her retirement home due to too many 'foreigners' around

We will smash the people smuggling gangs

Keir is selling this like these poor innocent people have been press ganged and not paying thousands of pounds to get shipped here

They're paying to get here

far right racist nonsense

I've been thinking about this one.
Obviously the fictional wrongun is supposed to be one of them "far right thugs" (tm) we've heard so much about, with the flag and the cross. But why did the police bother labelling their actor that way? Do "far right thugs" (tm) use specific tactics that are distinct from any other form of riot? I doubt it. There was no practical reason for them to wear the flag in this larp.
The actual reason the police labelled their victim like this is because they want to remind you that you should be afraid of the government, and don't you dare stand up to the diversity when it comes knocking because then they'll arrest you even harder..

It’s easier for left wing people to feel successful, I imagine. They tend to define success in terms of reddit karma, their tolerance of alternative lifestyles with bottle blonde girlfriends actually allowing them to watch other men, preferably Black, have sex with them, or simply transitioning from male to female or some kind of femboy. Right wing men have this issue of vastly overshooting in their aspirations (own a house, tradwife with a dozen kids, Kill da jooz, save the west, deport the wogs etc.) which are not even possible from an individual's efforts, which could explain why is why they're so pent up and disillusioned with life compared to lefties.

hate tranime
hate gooks
simple as

dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-14642791/Pool-bans-transgender-women-female-category-UK-Supreme-Court-ruling.html

Troons getting btfo
I must admit I didn't see this one coming

who else came to the realization over the past week that their life is significantly worse off without josh?

Does Natalie possess a penis perchance?

Honest question, why do they think they are women to begin with? Most MTFs are into shit like Warhammer and Souslikes and topics that bio women rarely touch let alone multiple of them, are they not aware of this or are they that deluded to believe they think like and internally are actual women?

1488 HH brother

Anylad here like darkies?

The extra insurance costs outweigh the esg credit value

might cook a big daddy steak, on its own.

no lad

Pretty sure May's modern slavery law basically allows them to pay to get trafficked in illegally and then come crying to the state to be allowed to stay because, um, muh slavery? Or something

choclit drink

sausage butties

juice

s'getti and meatballs

sandwich

chilli peanuts

oreos

juice again

shreddies

pot noodle

choclit drink again

Where's that screenshot of anon saying they'll roll back the shit just enough to keep us quiet until they go in even deeper next time

love it with some horseradish or some mustard lad

Maybe
She's still cuter than dagos ratgirl

Like everything in this shithole island, its litigation avoidance. Banning troons might have meant youd end up in court, but now that cant happen

welcome back YOU PACK OF FUCKING SPASTICS

being a spastic

bad gateway

bad gateway again
aaaaaaa

Kindly kill yourself.

Right, now we're back- had anybody thought about revenge?

We must think of those who went before us. the lads that closed the pool and Let Him Divide Us. Those lads would not let this stand, its a matter of Anon Babble pride. The guy that done the hack was openly bragging on his chan, lets fuck them up.

Can we fire our lazors one more time? Anybody organising? Anon Babble?

For king and country!

thank fuck for that, and it's nice to be back lads

Ahem, gentlemen, if you will...

I wish to put it to a vote to range ban india from Anon Babble

gigajak

go back

They have to know in their heart of hearts that TWNBAW

This is either very well crafted bait for mass replies or the most cringe retarded shit I've seen in the past two weeks on Anon Babble.

Imagine not keeping your code up-to-date, almost makes me believe this place is run by retarded glowies.

I'm going to bake and there's nothing you can do to stop me

Same thing lad

Kindly kill yourself.

Imagine not keeping your code up-to-date

That's the bit I didn't get.
This place is autism central.

NIGGER
PAKI

It's good to be back

>gigajak

go back

I'm concerned for you bongs regarding the developing paki-jeet conflict.

not having a 1200 bump limit

ngmi

They periodically sabre rattle and do the funny walk at the border.
Nothing to worry about.
Anyway yhey'd have to kill a billion of them for it to realistically make a difference.

Jannied

hmm
that was nice of them.
guess someone else can have a go